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Joined 09-15-04, id: 671882, Profile Updated: 12-07-07
Author has written 21 stories for Buffy X-overs, Book X-overs, Alexander, Robin Hood, From Eroica With Love, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Movies, Lord of the Rings, Brokeback Mountain, Smallville, Mummy, Wimbledon, King Arthur, and Stargate: SG-1.

I am a twenty year old living in England (but with Irish, Polish and Romany roots). My spelling is therefore English. Deal with it. If I use a character that I have invented, then I'll tell you, but otherwise all characters, places and objects belong to their own fandoms. Have fun reading, and remember, I survive on feedback!

Update: As Laurel K Hamilton fanfiction isn't allowed on this site, head to www.tthfanfic.com for Anita Blake, both as part of a crossover, and as a plain story. I have a BtVS/ABVH story there under the name 'Zira'.

Update: I've deleted a few stories because I want to get 'em finished properly. These are:

A Haven for Freaks

Broken Families

Daemons in Cleveland

Snake Lords and Heirs of Heroes

The Real End of Matilda

Please don't hate me! XD Hopefully they'll be back up soon. :crosses fingers:

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Shadows Creeping by Rhys reviews
A darkness begins to grow in Greenwood, and some young elflings get caught up in the evil events that are gradually stealing the joy and light from the forest…Chap41: Sometimes there's no where to go...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 151,774 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,189 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sugar Daddy by Fearful Little Thing reviews
AU Noah Puckerman never intended to set foot in Lima ever again, but when he's dragged back by his mother's funeral he catches sight of something that makes him reconsider. A beautiful teenage boy called Kurt, who's just begging for a sugardaddy...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,459 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Hope for Heroes by Richefic reviews
In the final moments of "The Great Game" Holmes hopes he will have the chance to tell his flatmate that he was wrong. Heroes do exist after all and the one in front of him is called Dr John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,887 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Consequences of Caring by Richefic reviews
Sherlock might scoff at this 'caring' lark. But John Watson's situation cries out to be 'solved' and there is nothing that Holmes likes more than solving things. A series in four parts. 1 The Flat. 2. The Limp. 3. The Shaking Hand. 4. The Nightmares.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Adam Young's University Days by Igorina reviews
When the time comes for Adam to attend the University of Tadfield the representatives of heaven and hell find themselves squaring off on campus. Crossover with Harry Potter. Pairings include BrianxWensleydale, CrowleyxAziraphale and AdamxPepper.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 11/13/2005
In Sickness and In Health by Mickey Sixx reviews
Tyler is being stubborn and Reid decides to take care of him. SLASH! ReidTyler.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by Mickey Sixx reviews
The time for Tyler’s Ascension approaches and Pogue has just the right plan to take the youngest’s mind off his birthday, but Pogue discovers something about Tyler. SLASH. PogueTyler.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Two Irishmen Walk Into A Bar by Mickey Sixx reviews
Two Irishmen walk into a bar. One strangely disappears. SLASH. Boondock Saints Crossover. ReidTylerConnor. READ WARNINGS!
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Dimensional Displacement of the Morporkian Kind by Igorina reviews
A series of ficlets exploring how the various members of Weiss and Schwarz would fare in the notsofair city of Ankh Morpork. Crossover with Discworld.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Youji K., Schuldig
CS10 Oh, Baby by Margaret Price reviews
The Major and the Earl are stuck in an elevator with a woman in labor. Who’s going to panic first? Inside Out Cliche Series No10
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Bad Grace by Quantum Witch reviews
(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
Rogue's Sons by EreshkigalGirl reviews
UPDATE: The longawaited letter to Remy. The PG13 rating is for language only, but it's really no worse than most people use every day. The story involves a Forge experiment and two visiters from alternate future realities. You'll like it, I promise
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,368 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
I Promise by She-Elf4 reviews
Seeing Imhotep's anguish when Anaksunamun leaves him, Jonathan starts to remember terrible things that he'd repressed. When they start again, the Egyptian priest may be the only one who can save Jonathan's soul.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Imhotep, Jonathan C.
A Minor Inconvenience by Igorina reviews
A dimensionally displaced demon encounters a very ticked off Susan Sto Helit. A crossover with Good Omens.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
A Brave Leap Into the Familiar by Igorina reviews
When two Unseen University undergraduates engage in a bit of inadvisible ritual. Albus Dumbledore discovers that 'the next great adventure' can have some surprising similiarities with what came before. Crossover with Harry Potter postHBP.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Mischief Rediscovered by Igorina reviews
Remus and Sirius find themselves joyously reunited in one of the multiverse's least salubrious cities. A brush with 'the law' ensues. A Discworld crossover featuring RemusxSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You can ride my broomstick anyday, Harry by juxtaposed reviews
Sequel to Severus' Very Bad Day. Severus and Harry deal with the repercussions of Harry's prank. Sev gets drunk, Harry gets horny. Much madness ensues. Does this lead to some SLASH love? Of course it does! SSHP. WiP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,190 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Obsession by Moonlight Phoenix1 reviews
I know why you always leave.' Ever since they were kids, Sammy had always had an almost unnatural obsession with Dean. Dean knew about it. And now he thinks he knows why Sam is so obsessed. ..unrequited WINCEST..
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
House Of Cards by Margaret Price reviews
After twenty five years of resisting Eroica’s advances, Klaus finally gives in, only to have the Earl drop a bombshell that convinces the Major that the world he knew ended without his knowledge and was replaced with a cruel parody.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 74,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
The Odds by Canadian Crow reviews
In light of Caleb's words, just what does Xander see?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Xander H.
Baby of Mine by RoschLupin-Black reviews
After getting shouted at by his aunt, Lily sings 5 year old Harry to sleep. Songfic set to 'Baby of Mine' from Dumbo
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/11/2004
Apologies, Famine and Christmas Shopping by Igorina reviews
Brian wants to do something special for Wensleydale, but isn’t sure quite what. Can a certain personification of an apocalyptical persuasion help him out? BrianxWensleydale, FaminexPollution and hints of AdamxPepper.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Back in Diapers by heartsyhawk reviews
A story about growing up, even though sometimes people have to grow down a little first. Forge made an oops with a time machine and now 12 mutants are reliving their childhood...literally read and review svp!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 181,513 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/29/2004
The One Where Cartman Totally Fags Out by Citizenjess reviews
Cartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Out by Citizenjess reviews
Kyle and Stan take the plunge. Slash, crackfic. Written as a small belated tribute to National Coming Out Day 2006.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Silver Locket by California smells funny reviews
AU: In a California high school, Harry Potter befriends new boy Draco. But when he finds out Draco's secret, there's no going back. HPDM, no likey no readey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,028 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Archangelic Avoidance of Unnecessary Heartbreak by Hopeakaarme reviews
Aziraphale is called to Heaven to discuss his future position. However, nothing goes quite like he expects. Implied AziraphaleCrowley.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Irreparable by Nyiestra reviews
A false accusation leads to divisive revelations for the Jump Street team. SLASH.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,512 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005
Hearts' Desires by heartsyhawk reviews
Remy likes Rogue, but she has to get over her trust impediment which will prove hard as she severely misinterprets an exchange between Remy and Tabby about a life altering event. Tabby and Kitty are trying to get Rogue out of her own way so she can be wit
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,956 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Boom-Boom/Tabitha S., Rogue/Anna Marie
Brandon Lee by hamlet-972 reviews
Just like the moon does, we rise'n'shine'n'fall... The story of Harry's band, Brandon Lee. AU SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,039 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wicked Game by Sindeniirelle reviews
EroicaWicked crossover. Pairings: DorianKlaus, ElphabaGlinda. AU that tries to stay as true as possible to both universes. The Major is getting married, and Eroica isn't the only one who isn't happy about it...
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006
Reunions by Illusive Woman reviews
Fifteen years after the formation of the Breakfast Club, the five members return to Shermer to keep a pact made at graduation. (Story better than summary :))
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 3/16/2004
A&A&A Boarding School by Laiqualaurelote reviews
45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,953 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Rapid Expansion by FireStorm00X reviews
Hogwarts is disbanded for the safety of the students. For a year, Harry has to host three Wizard students. How will he get them to play muggle for an entire school year? SLASH HPDM, BZOC, BZRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,732 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
24 Hours by heartsyhawk reviews
Pietro's only got 24 hours left of his life. Wanna see how he spends 'em? Of course ya do. Official countdown til the end has begun. Read and Review, please, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,684 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Boom-Boom/Tabitha S.
CS04 Rainbow In The Dark by Margaret Price reviews
How does Dorian, a lover of all things beautiful, deal with a threat to his sight? And how does Klaus fit in? AU Inside Out Cliche series No.4
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
The Damned and the Lonely by BloodRedEnd reviews
Harry runs from his abusive Uncle and hides out in London with none other than Draco Malfoy. A rumor that he has joined Voldemort begins circulating and is widely believed. Can he survive the school year when everyone had turned on him but one? HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,464 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Six Years Later by Marcy Bayd reviews
six years after the band formed dewey wants nothing to do with them, and the 'teens' barely remember each other and are struggling to keep their sanity. FK, ZS, but ships might change...
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/8/2004
The Skill of Seducing by Moonlight Phoenix1 reviews
Draco swings both ways, is an acclaimed sexgod and boy does he know it. It is widely known that Harry Potter is straight and has a girlfriend of one year, Ginny Weasley. What happens when something that started off as a bet starts to get out of hand?SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,937 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
All Other Destinations by Sindeniirelle reviews
From Eroica with LoveDoctor Who crossover. DorianKlaus, 9thDoctorRose. NATO orders the major to investigate a 'time travelling alien.' Chaos ensues.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
21 and Invincible by Nuwanda reviews
When Zack told Freddy that he would take the blonde anywhere for his 21 birthday, he swore that he really meant ANYwhere. So where does Freddy want to go, and what kind of crazy things happen as a result? Slash, FreddyZack.
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,294 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004
The fate of the forlorn by Phaelas reviews
‘The king has finally lost his mind, was the word that had spread throughout the army.’ And it’s those who were once closest to him who take the worst of it.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005
Hide and Seek by KatieIsLost reviews
Jack's looking for something. Sawyer may or may not have it. Jawyerness ensues...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Jack, Sawyer - Complete
Silence Is Golden by OwlishArgento reviews
Sawyer isn't speaking to Jack. Jack always likes a challenge. Short, fluffy, preslash.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Jack, Sawyer - Complete
Jack's Song What's This? by Sora Miyara reviews
Jack sings his own version of What's This? from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Be warned and afraid XD One shot, contains spoilers!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Jack, Sawyer - Complete
The Ballad of Curt and Maxwell by L.ithJayhawk reviews
Curt loses Brian, but things aren't over yet. Two strange parting gifts and a request lead Wild to discover the true secret of Maxwell Demon... Complete, rehabed, and illustrated, see the homepage in my profile.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,588 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
A Long Time in the Making by FireStorm00X reviews
This is a story about Draco and Harry getting thrown into a twisted situation and falling in love. Between murders, Veela and Death Eaters gallore, they've got their hands full! HGRW HPDM SLASH BZmany people
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,683 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lady of Rivendell by Adara's Rose reviews
In a world finally released from Shadow and Evil, a reluctant lord finds himself being coerced into re–marrying. The only problem is finding a decent girl. Oh, and convincing said Lord about it being in his best interests... AU. BEING REVISED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Elrond
Life as a Soundtrack by Atellix reviews
Sequel to 'Life as a Film' An ancient curse threatens the lives of the world, and the ultimate sacrifice is made: the happiness of Draco and Hermione. Are their lives too shattered to piece back together? And is the threat truly gone? DHHG, OC?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One More Time by Leelan reviews
AU Justin is a DJ making his way into the club scene. Distractions (Brian) are bound to turn up.
Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
Dancing in the Dark by FireStorm00X reviews
SLASH HPDM. On Hiatus 'Why is it that everywhere I go there’s a pair of guys snogging' 'I don’t know, Pans, maybe you should stop going to places where guys make out,' Blaise offered, smirking. Warnings: rape, some fluff, some angst, evil hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Staring Contest,Snow and kiddies by Untouchable-Life reviews
Pg 13 for now R for later chapters. Draco and Harry both have been thrown into something weired what will happen when both these rivals have been changed into children. Will they get along or will they end up nearly killing each other..Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,095 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Goes Around by FireStorm00X reviews
Draco Malfoy and Pansy are friends and when their parents betroth them to each other they have to find a way out of it. But that becomes a minor worry Draco when he starts seeing green eyes in his dreams and when Harry starts seeing silver eyes in his!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
07 Do UNIT & NATO Spell Disaster? by Margaret Price reviews
The Major is assigned as contact person to cooperate with UNIT in the recovery of stolen items that are more than just art. This is a Doctor Who.Eroica Crossover story, but don't let that throw you! The Fourth Doctor
Crossover - Doctor Who & From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2005 - 4th Doctor - Complete
Old Friends by Igorina reviews
Aziraphale meets an old companion in the most unexpected of places. Crossover with Lord of the Rings.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Twinkle by Moonlight Phoenix1 reviews
The only difference between liars and actors is that liars tell the truth. Take Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, for example: which one is the liar and which one is the actor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Proposition by Northlight reviews
"Tommy. Tommy, I think he just propositioned me!" (Merton/Tommy)
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,186 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 7/1/2003
Fortune's Fool by Scribbler reviews
Life does not run smoothly. Especially if you live at the Institute. Even more so if you're part of the Baby Brigade, otherwise known as the New Mutants. However, life up to now has been a bed of roses compared to what's crawling out of the sewers.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,045 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Berzerker/Ray C.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlewomen by Laiqualaurelote reviews
A treasure hunter. A witch. A fairy. A mutant. A concubine. A vampire. An wuxia. Can the all-girl League of the new era follow the successful footsteps of their predecessors? Or will they fall before the overwhelming odds set to defeat them...
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004
Speaking French by juxtaposed reviews
French!Remus. ConfusedbutDetermined!Sirius. Fluff. Written for kicks, really. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Silmarillion For Dummies by Avalon Estel reviews
Do you want to read The Silmarillion, but just don't have the time? Have you tried to read it, and just don't understand it? Want to read a version without all the thous, thees, and hearken unto mes? Then read this! Not educational. ON HIATUS.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Wrong Way by Nuwanda reviews
Freddy’s after school job no longer pays for his drugs. When he resorts to other methods of earning the cash, he begins to lose all control of his life as he follows a downward spiral of sex, money and substance abuse. Is there anyone who can save him
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,210 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 4/22/2004
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
122 by awaysheflew reviews
Gapfiller, insight into the mind of Justin as he poses a rather important question. Season One.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/13/2005
Transylvania! by Laiqualaurelote reviews
It's Chicago the movie...Transylvanian style! Anna longs to be on stage, like her idol Van Helsing...till they both land in the Prison of the Church for murder. Carl becomes Anna's lawyer, and her case shoots to stardom, much to Van Helsing's dismay...
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004
Hell and Back by Chiz reviews
You know your family’s different when Daddy helped bugger up the Apocalypse, your Grampy is called Pes- Pesti- a big long word, and your Uncle likes to play Vice City in an actual city. So what? They all love you, and they'd go to Hell and back for you...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,811 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004
Harry Potter and the Stranger's Gift by RoschLupin-Black reviews
Harry, this is the pearl of frost. I can bring people back from the dead'. What happens when Harry meets a stranger, one that can give him his most desperate desire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004
Drunken Debauchery by EreshkigalGirl reviews
Rating for cursing and drinking. New Years Eve, and Remy buys beer for the unattended students. There's drinking, bets, and...Rogue wearing Kitty's dress?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Complete
Sirius Black's Day Care Center by Avalon Estel reviews
By my sis Alu. Sirius opens a day care center, as the title implies. Things really stray from the original plan, and include ambushes, torture, and general insanity. Chapter Seven up! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Exploring Darkness by Rhys reviews
Gimli and Legolas take a young Eldarion adventuring. Their duty: to teach the young prince about life outside Minas Tirith, and to bring him home in a condition that won't make Arwen grab for Hadhafang...which is easier said than done!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,955 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Sleeping With Thine Enemies by isolde13 reviews
Draco knows he should not be in the dungeons. But Ron is down there. And he can't help but see for himself. RD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,768 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
Why Sleepst Thou Crowley? by rebelxxwaltz reviews
Crowley delights in a good nap, while Aziraphale prefers dithering in his shop. But when the angel gets curious, can the demon tempt him to sleep? Aziraphale x Crowley. It's back! NEW CHAPTER!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Good Omens for a Lancre Hogswatch by Igorina reviews
Discworld crossover in which, after taking a wrong turn somewhere outside Ankh Morpork, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves spending Hogswatch at Lancre Castle.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Complete
A Light In The Dark by HARDCORE KYMM reviews
NEW CHAPTER UP! AU! Ginny is raped during her 5th year. Never tells anyone. Now a 7th year and things are looking up-until she encounters her attacker. Add to that an exchange student from the US, two new professors, one of which is dating Snape. DG H?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,755 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A snake's advice by Phaelas reviews
Alexander gets jealous when he thinks Hephaistion seems just a bit too interested in the Persian slave boy Bagoas, and gets himself into big trouble with his lover.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005
Tasting Sunshine by Gryvon reviews
Gerry/Sunshine. A little talk with Sunshine makes Gerry question his sexuality.
Remember the Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
In the Beginning there was Boredom by Crystal-One reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
Absolutely Brilliant by Nuwanda reviews
Horatio has a paper to finish and is determined to do the best he can with it. His concentration is strong, but is even Horatio tough enough to defeat Hamlet's skill for annoyance? Of course not. No one is. Slash, one-shot and AU, HamletHoratio.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Complete
Barbie Girl! Holy God! by Chuckles123 reviews
Everywhere all of them turned into barbies! no! Ah!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 11/23/2004
One Item Not on the Shopping List by ishandahalf reviews
Oneshot, ROMY. Normally, Remy wouldn't have any problems with this. It was just buying condoms, after all. But now... Now he was in the supermarket on the XMen's weekly shopping trip, sneaking away from the others to buy prophylactics.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks by Avalon Estel reviews
A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
All your GoldenEye are belong to us! by GreenCat3 reviews
Kitty and Kitkat are bored one day, and jump into GoldenEye, Dora the Explorer style! Warning: Total insanity ensues. You have been warned... -Discontinued. Enjoy the crack.-
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
Tiny White Feathers by Avalon Estel reviews
It's the first time Arwen has seen snow, and she goes to Glorfindel to find out what it is. Short, but will hopefully cause a few smiles. [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
Mistakes In Translation by Kickaha reviews
One syllable can make a world of difference...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Buffy S., R. Giles
Slytherin by juxtaposed reviews
Severus thinks that Harry is very Slytherin indeed. SLASH and smuff, watch the rating! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Eggrolls, Cock & Things by EreshkigalGirl reviews
A bet goes awry when the institute stdents decide to cross-dress for a day. Hook ups and general squishyness are iminant.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,716 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Lost in your dark eyes by hamlet-972 reviews
He's dating his ex-boyfriend who he doesn't love, he lives with his best friend who he does love, but his best friend doesn't love him. Confused? Read and figure it out... SLASH SBRL -complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Eat Your Veggies by Kickaha reviews
A proper diet can defeat even the Hellmouth, as Xander is about to discover...
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Complete
And Then? by Avalon Estel reviews
I was dissatisfied with the ending provided for this book. I mean, who lets their characters get pursued like that at THE END? This is my ending. [Oneshot: COMPLETE]
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Take One Step Away by permetaform reviews
...and what's the meaning of love anyway?" A spoof of the HP cliches, that grew a plot on me. Go figure. This is a practice of how much of a story I can tell through inference only. implied HPDM, implied HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2004
They Stand by Rhys reviews
A poem about the Last Alliance of Elves and Men against the Dark Lord Sauron.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Complete
There Were Some, Who Resisted by Rhys reviews
A series of poems revolving around characters and incidents from Lord of the Rings all featuring the title line as a running thread.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
Harry Potter and the Necromancer's Pebble by Atellix reviews
An assignment for my Creative Writing class. The first Harry Potter film done in a one act play. Comments are GREATLY appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004
Wait For Me by damnitjillkatherine reviews
There’s no way I’m letting him go off on his own.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2004
A Cry For Help by Prince Sharpe reviews
When Draco gets into an abusive relationship with Blaise, he turns to Harry for help - but will he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
You Had Time by SpencerBrown reviews
Draco knows he should return to Remus after his mission, but is that really what's best?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Draco M., Remus L.
Eternity by Avalon Estel reviews
Arwen, Aragorn, and Legolas' thoughts at the time of Aragorn's death. My first tragedy. [Oneshot-Complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Sons of the Earth by Eatsscissors reviews
Mexican bars, you meet the strangest people in them. Or in the gunfights directly outside of them. Crossover with 'The Bourne Supremacy'.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2004
Five Things That Never Happened To SJSands by permetaform reviews
What if it wasn't the eyes?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004
Sleepovers, Slytherins, and Seafood by Faelinn reviews
The fighting between the Slytherins and the Gryffindors convinces Dumbledore to force the two houses to live together in Gryffindor Tower. It doesn't take the students long to discover that their enemies are not just annoying, but really, really strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Caffeine by Avalon Estel reviews
What do you get when you cross the Fellowship with a cup of Starbucks coffee? Absolute mayhem. [Threeshot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
Desperate Monsters Inc by Vampire Toy reviews
A little take on life after the 'big inccident' and proof...to all humanity that I....can corrupt anything!
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2004
And the Walls Went Tumbling Up by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] A clone and a thief cross paths in an abandoned military base. They both want the same thing: the secrets buried in the lab there. Unfortunately, they have to go through each other to get them...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2004 - X23, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Loved and Lost, or Never At All? by ishandahalf reviews
ROMY – We examine whether it is better to have loved and lost, or never loved at all. Rogue wiped Remy from her mind. He retaliated by erasing her too. Maybe you can remove someone from your mind, but are they ever truly gone from your heart? COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,749 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Alternate Reality by Carveus666 reviews
(slash) If one event is changed, the future can be totally different... Rating for a swear word
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004
Time of Your Life by rockerchik777 reviews
Song fic, one shot to the song Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day. Read it and review it, please please please!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Complete
Sing It Again! by juxtaposed reviews
A spell's gone awry and Hogwarts is turned into a living musical! Everyone ends up singing and dancing, whether they want to or not, and reveal their deepest darkest secrets, whether they want to or not. HD SLASH. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Betrayed by NemKess reviews
warnings: WIP, slash, non-graphic abuse. For ten years they've hated him for what he's become. Now they find out just how wrong they've been. Who betrayed who?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,428 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Heading South by shinyhappypeople reviews
As the Ring heads South, the Fellowship learn about the depth of the friendship between Aragorn and Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,889 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Shrew by tiggersrock reviews
Kat's views on everything that happens in the movie. Rated for language because language is the same as the movie. R&R please! :)
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003
Obsidian Rhapsody by Cobalt Violet reviews
This man was seduction personified. Sirius Black, a top agent for Lord Voldemort. Remus Lupin, an auror unwillingly sworn to save the fallen man. When a chance meeting throws them together, a dance of seduction begins.AU SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,712 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dual Biography by Karina of Darkness reviews
FINISHED. The Twins' lives after the explosion, from Twin Two's POV.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,166 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Twins
Dessert by juxtaposed reviews
Harry. Draco. Chocolate. Enough said. Smutty fluffy SLASH ensues. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Music Man by damnitjillkatherine reviews
Who knew Sands liked 80's music?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2004
One Lucky Bastard by Lunatic reviews
Sands is shot and determined to turn Sarcasm into an Art form, El is careful & confused and the Kid shows that there are people who care.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2004
Held like a Spanish guitar by Kerttu reviews
What a dose of morhpine can reveal. Postmovie ElSands comfort
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
Yes, no, perhaps by Kerttu reviews
How goes a usual morning between the nurturer and the nurtured? Postmovie hurtcomfort of ElSands.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Complete
The breakfast club by gentlemen prefer blondes reviews
a whole saturday devoted to a detention. Lots of Humor, sex, and drugs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stupid Random Lord of the Rings Song Parodies by Lady Harlequin and Lady Pinky reviews
We've written over a bunch of songs from such well known movies as The Little Mermaid and Titanic and put LOTR lyrics on them. Stupid and random, yet hilarious at the same time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003
Judgment Day by Scribbler reviews
Four years ago, mutants were exposed to the world. Humanity retaliated with the XVirus, a strain of biological warfare that ransacked the planet and left devastation in its wake. Epilogue 2: Not quite a happy ending [Now with added fanart goodness!]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 224,825 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Animus by isolde13 reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort. But he did not leave the final battle unscathed. Into his life comes Draco, who's been working as a prostitute in Muggle London...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just This by ishandahalf reviews
Oneshot, slight AU, romy. Remy thinks about his life and his love, and one helps him make an important decision regarding the other. 'Never felt like dis ‘round nobody else, which is what finally clued me in. I love her.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The Breakfast Club by Renica Swavely reviews
Based on the great movie, five Hogwarts students are sent to have a long Sat. Detention in the Dungeons. While there for ten hours they must write a scroll on where they think they are going in life. (Alternate Universe)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,068 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life as a Film by Atellix reviews
COMPLETE- DracoHermione fic- Draco falls in love with a mystery movie-quoting girl from the train. What he doesn't know is that it's really Hermione! Full of movies lines and your favorite characters, plus a few more! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,227 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sin's Dagger by JadeWerewolf reviews
Curt's back in London, with a goodbye concert. Brian's in London at the same time. And so is Arthur. In which back will Sin's Dagger fall?
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2003
Queer Eye for the Snape Guy by ShagsTheDustmop reviews
COMPLETE! - The Fab 5 have come to Hogwarts to give Snape a much needed makeover. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione live to regret this prank? Not to be confused with Cyane Snape's later, independent story with the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Games We Play by Redclia reviews
Fic for The Lion in Winter (1968 version). Warning: slight slashiness, nothing graphic. Richard goes back to Philip's room the night after the curtain scene to find out if he loves him. Written by a secretly-hopeless romantic, so it all ends well.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2003
Thundering Velvet Hands by Lea of Mirkwood reviews
[Prince of Thieves] SLASH - Robin is dead. Will muses. My life has been a poor attemptTo imitate the manI'm just a living legacyTo the leader of the band
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/1/2003
Escape: A post fourth year Hogwarts tale by Luna Rosa reviews
Can Sirius & Remus finally find the love they desperately seek, more important can they hold onto it? And is Harry able to carry on his life in Privet Dr after the drama of the last year? Written pre OoP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It's A Kind of Magic by Moony12 reviews
AKA, The Crossover of DOOM. Adam Young's gone to Hogwarts. Aziraphale and Crowley pose as wizards to keep an eye on him. Harry et al make memorable cameos. Comic hijinks ensue.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003
One Card Is Worth a Thousand Years by ALC Punk reviews
On Father's Day, who remembers Scott Summers? Written for the 2002 CFAN Holiday Fiction Challenge
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2003
New Dreams by Rhys reviews
The X-Men die, and those that are left try to convince Xavier that the Dream's still true by getting more students. But when one of them's a young Wisdom, the number of corpses might rise! You know how he gets along with people...especailly people like Cy
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 5/9/2001
The Devil Came Down To Georgia by FayJay reviews
Lindsey goes to Caritas for advice. Set during "Dead End"
Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2002
Last Hero by Joan Milligan reviews
At the battle of the Pelennor Fields, Eomer is thrown headfirst into the reality of the war.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2002
Fleas! by Random Dent reviews
*Slash Sam/Frodo* Short and sweet - an unusual seduction...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Little Wizard Harry by Terry2 reviews
What happens when you mix Harry Potter and Little Orphan Annie...yes, you should be afraid, mortals. Fear for your lives
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2002
Mutton by clarrie reviews
Short, fairly pointless, alternative to the 'fishing scene' in 'Withnail and I'. Maddened with hunger, our heroes attempt to procure a sheep.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001
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Daniel's Choice reviews
From the 'Stargate' movie preseries, natch which, I hope, explains why I thought Daniel might have killed Jack and the others...not that he necessarily would have done just...maybe.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - D. Jackson - Complete
Meela's Revenge reviews
This contains SLASH! It is also the sequel to my story 'The Mummy Survives'...After the destruction of Ahm Shere, Meela's back and she's not happy! Cowritten with chugirl2526
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Jonathan C., Imhotep
Love Is
A small series of fics with the title of each chapter continuing the statement 'Love Is...' This is DorianKlaus slash natch!.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 8/6/2007
Dagonet's Death reviews
Set postDagonet's death, and just kind of examining the knight's reactions. Mostly Galahad and Tristan's though. Not Slashy.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
A Bullet To The Heart reviews
Just a little bit about the friendship between Peter and Dieter NOT Slash...although I was SO tempted!
Wimbledon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
The Mummy Survives reviews
This contains SLASH! I felt sorry for Imhotep at the end of 'The Mummy Returns', so I wrote my own ending!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Jonathan C., Imhotep - Complete
Back to Brokeback Mountain reviews
This does deal with slash umm...just WHAT was the film about? but it's from Alma Junior's POV post the end of the movie. AJ is the eldest daughter of Ennis del Mar.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Nocturne Seduction reviews
Based around the episode 'Nocturne'. There will be slash!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Sleep With Your Eyes Open reviews
Pippin gets a nasty shock one evening and Aragorn doesn't help matters...whoever said Rangers were mature? Warning: mention of death but nothing explicit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Christmas at Chinon reviews
The Lion in Winter RichardPhilip Philip does love Richard...he just hates Henry.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Two Halves, One Whole reviews
JackWill This takes place sometime after the first movie...presume Will escaped at the end with Jack, and the two inevitably gave into the chemistry that we all KNOW was there! Yeah...I'm a Slash Fiend!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Importance Of Being Eroica reviews
DorianKlaus When something seems to go wrong, Dorian is there for Klaus, as always. However, Klaus never seems to want Dorian there...Will it be the same this time? Warning: some material filched from Oscar Wilde. Characters belong to Aoike Yasuko
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Agnes Nutter's Prophecies, Part 2 reviews
Good OmensBtVS. Good Omens was only the beginning. Now, Crowley and Aziraphale have to travel to America to save the world...taking the Antichrist along for the ride.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2005
On the Eve of Battle reviews
Will has doubts on the eve of battle, and thinks about losing his brother, and someone else very dear to him. SLASH Finished
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Alexander: Sun and Star reviews
It's Alexander's wedding night, and he only wants Hephaestion. I do not own Alexander et al, as they are a part of history and legend.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Olympias: Revenge and Insanity reviews
Actual title is Revenge and Insanity With a sideorder of snakes. Queen Olympias does not belong to me. Instead, she belongs to history and legend. Angelina Jolie's portrayal belongs to Oliver Stone and Jolie herself.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Hephaestion: As I Lay Dying reviews
A little poem from Hephaestion's POV as he lies dying. As the characters are historical, they do not belong to me, but rather exist in either history or legend.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Teaching the Witch reviews
Jenny Calender wasn't just anyone's grandaughter... Warning: character death.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2004
Background: Draco and Luna reviews
This is the background - requested by a few, and written for the many - of Draco and Luna for my 'A Haven For Freaks' series. Does contain Anyanka.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2004
Abnormal reviews
BtVSHP ...Well, really AtSHP! Connor's short version of his life, as seen by me. Rated PG13 for very mild mentions of slash. Nothing explicit.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/18/2004
Annoying Keys and Kisses reviews
American 'muggles' can be really tedious sometimes, and Draco finds out just how annoying a certain Key can be. Rated PG for occasional swearing. Buffy characters belong to Joss, HP ones to JK.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2004
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