Larien Calaelen
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Joined 09-15-04, id: 671917
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings.

So, you want to know about Larien? I’m one of many teenage writers with a bunch of ideas that are expressed through writing. I like to think I'm pretty good at it. Obsessions include (but are not limited to): Anything Broadway, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Disney movies, Les Miserables, POTC, Teen Titans, and last but not least, LOTR. Music is my best friend, and singing is my "thing." Oh, and I despise math, though I'm sure I'm not alone in that trait on a site designed for people who enjoy writing.

I will admit, I'm not consistent in writing new chapters of stories, and am going to stop making promises to have certain chapters up within certain days, because it's just not happening, and I don't like breaking promises, for that matter. But I do like to write, and when complete, I'll put up a new chapter. Plus, I like the reviews. :)

Speaking of which, here's my policy on reviewing: All reviews welcome here. Honest critique necessary, and helpful suggestions vital. All flames such as, "You suck!" will be used to roast my marshmallows, and will turn on tiny sprinklers in your computer and flood the hard drive. So there.

And lastly, it’s time for some of my favorite quotes:

- “And I could recite the multiplication tables up to six times seven equals 35. I don’t reckon I’d get any farther. I don’t take no stock in mathematics.” Again, it’s Huck Finn. I love that book, it's most definitely a favorite. He’s just like me about math. ;)
- “I am a miserable wretch! When you utter that name, unhappy girl, it is as if you ground the very fibers of my heart between your teeth! Have mercy! If you come from hell, I will go there with you.’” An intense Claude Frollo quote from Victor Hugo’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
- "No day but today." A key line in the musical wonder that is Rent by Jonathan Larson.

So that’s me in one Microsoft Word page. Well, what are you doing lingering here reading this silly bio? Go read my work! ~L.C.

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True Love: Forever Reunited by Kchan88 reviews
Ten years after Will left to captain the Dutchman, the curse is broken and he is home with Elizabeth and their son for good. What adventures will the family get roped into, with, of course, Captain Jack Sparrow? A WE fic of course! Post AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,384 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Mid Fall’s Nightmare by Dahlia Mockery reviews
It started with a simple question: What do I do to get her to like me? WARNING: This fan fic contains the Jellicles you know and love acting very, very, VERY strange! You have been warned. Chp. 8 up!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rumpleteazer
The heir by JennyWren reviews
A long time ago Christine promised Erik her first son as an heir for his world. She has almost forgotten it. He has not.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 184 - Words: 317,281 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Christine - Complete
Avenue A by Doorhinge reviews
Just a weird idea I had...Avenue Q songs will lyrics that follow the RENT plot. See if you can follow this!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Cinderella Tom by Ekwy reviews
When his human finds herself abandoned, the Rum Tum Tugger decides to make an enormous sacrifice to help her out.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,353 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
BARCODE by Will-the-Tankadin reviews
COMPLETE! Has anyone ever wondered why Beast Boy wears gloves all the time? Scars? Claws maybe? BB was born in a biochemical lab, and after he breaks out Raven tries to teach him to be... well... HUMAN. It ain't gonna be easy, though...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,100 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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On The Way Down reviews
It's a long way down from the promontory of Minas Tirith. What was Denethor thinking in all that time?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Denethor - Complete
Middle Earth High reviews
Merry and Pippin troublemakers, Aragorn and Arwen going to the prom, Legolas, Faramir and Éowyn in drama club, Boromir and Éomer football players, Gandalf a science teacher? It's Middle Earth High, of course!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,473 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004
Deep reviews
A collection of poetry, written about how certain LOTR characters felt at certain times in the story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004
Before It All Began reviews
You know how Elizabeth and Will met on the ship. But what happened in the eight years before they met Jack Sparrow?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004
Oh No You Didn't! reviews
A oneshot spoof on the infamous blacksmith shop swordfight. Instead of a swordfight, it turns more into a battle of the insults! Written for English class.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Complete