Itachi's Husband
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Joined 04-22-15, id: 6721364, Profile Updated: 10-14-16
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto.

"I'd rather be alone than lonely in a crowd"

"I don't want something that will take away the edge; I want something that will ERASE the pain completely"

"Let's just say that the angel on my shoulder is forgetful with the keys, and the devil on my other shoulder is a sneaky son of a bitch."

"The world may revolve around Sasuke, but to Sasuke Itachi means the world."

"I think you're the only person who gets me. When I'm with you, the world doesn't feel like a problem I can't figure out." - From Jodie Picoult's House Rules


MY NAME IS ITACHISHUSBAND, I used to be Sasori33-001 but my profile pictures were never pictures of Sasori and I thought it was kinda confusing. Before that I was Itachi012110, but due to a conflict of creative differences (not really) between the co-auther of the account and myself, I no longer have what I need to get back into said account. So hello again! (or nice to meet you!)

MY STATUS: Updating what I want, when I want, and most often without rhyme or reason

NEXT STORY I WANT TO WORK ON: I Want to See Itachi Uchiha Naked (currently working on chapter 2~!)

*STORY STATUSES UPDATED (JULY 10TH)


ABOUT ME

Things I like and things I dislike: Hmm...I don't really feel like telling you that.

Dreams for the future: Guess I haven't really thought about any.

And as for my hobbies: Well...I have lots of hobbies!

I am currently enrolled in school which means that 9 months out of the year I am bogged down with school work. If you think about it, that's an entire pregnancy! :D

I also hold 3 part-time jobs so when I get home from school, I'm working and when I'm not in school...you guessed it! I'm working! :D I do have a bit of free time here and there but planning the details of my stories and actually writing them usually exceeds the amount of time I have (I can't dedicate my entire day to writing! I have to eat, sleep and shower too sometimes!) so I just say "forget it." and watch TV instead :/

Why did I start this account? For the reviews. I love to write Naruto fanfictions but what's the point if I have no one to read my work? That being said, reviews usually help me update quicker~ *wink wink*

I put a lot of time and effort into the planning and writing of my stories. You'll see that in a few of the author's notes I leave at the beginnings or endings of the chapters I upload.

I have at least 2 fics that are progressing very well so far. Due to that, I don't see myself quitting them any time soon!

I have a few other fics that have at least more than 2 chapters which I will get around to whenever I see fit/have the time/scrounge up the motivation to continue #Melodrama

I have started a few fics that have very few chapters (one or two). They've been started! Which is a plus! And because of that, I may one day return to them! (most likely when one of my major fics comes to a conclusion). So fear not! I will come back to them soon or later...

And then there are the ideas I have listed if you scroll down some. The chances are that I won't start them. They're just ideas. I most often start ideas that are not listed under the new ideas section of my profile page hehehe...and they're vague because I'm paranoid that someone will write them before I get around to doing so.

If you're ever interested in what I'm currently working on, check out the heading further down titled "CURRENT STORIES."


ABOUT MY WRITING!

Naruto is my thing. Most, if not all of my stories will be based on Naruto (characters, universe, etc.)

Itachi is my favorite Naruto character. Most, if not all of my stories will have him as the main character.

I believe not every story featuring Itachi and Kisame has to be a KisaIta. Therefore, I try to write a story every now and again where they are either simply friends or just co-workers.

But at heart, I am a KisaIta fangirl (a fate which, according to The Secret Sal, I cannot run from lol), and thus I will publish lots of KisaIta. That does not, however, mean that I am any good at it or will regularly update it as I suck at romance both in real life and online~ But nonetheless, I will write the occasional lemon or if I'm in a particularly interesting mood, I will write smut. It all depends really.

I also enjoy pairings that are not between Kisame and Itachi, but I will rarely write them (as I said before - I am a KisaIta kinda girl and that is a fate that I cannot run or hide from~) I do enjoy reading them though~ :3

"For now, let's be friends and have some fun, eh? And hope that we each will not be the other's final opponent." - Kisame Hoshigaki


Q&A:

Q: If I ask you to read something of mine will you read it?

A: Most likely. How fast I read it depends on the time of the year (if it's between September - May it will take longer as school and work are factors and if it's a national holiday then work/family time are factors) and what the story is about. If it's in line with what I like, I will probably read it more quickly.

Q: Why not become a beta-reader?

A: I barely have time to write my own stories let alone proof read the work of other people. (That and I don't proof read my own work all that often! lol)

Q: Could you edit a story of mine if I asked you to?

A: Hmmm...as much as I'd like to I'd probably decline because like I said, I am busy working or doing school work and don't have a whole lot of free time for myself :/ sorry!

Q: If I asked you to write a story idea of mine would you do it?

A: Again, probably not :( As I've said before I am a very busy person. On top of that I do not like the nagging feeling in the back of my head telling me that I should be doing something for someone else or that someone else is expecting something of me - it makes me feel rushed and pressured and I hate that feeling. More often than not I would rush through it to get it done as fast as possible so I don't have to think about it anymore :/ I also have very high standards as to what I read and write and if a story/story idea does not conform to those standards I will not be all that interested :( And lastly, I have enough stories and story ideas of my own on my plate currently and that already bothers me - them not being finished, not being started, loose ends, loose ends! :((((

Q: Are you always this grouchy?

A: I like to think that I'm not a grouchy person by nature. I sound very forthright on my profile page but outside of that I can be very bubbly and excitable (unless it's late at night or during the school year - then I do get grouchy). But I do enjoy stories that fall within the parameters of what I like to read, and I do enjoy getting lovely story reviews (because who doesn't?)

Q: What sorts of stories do you like?

A: Let's see...modern AU's as in - takes place in the real world. From time to time I will read something set in the Naruto-verse but not often these days. I primarily seek out KisaIta stories though it's not uncommon for me to find an ItaDei, DeiIta or ItaDeiIta story or SasuSaku, or SasuNaru/NaruSasu, or SasoDei to read. Oh, I also enjoy fics wherein Itachi is sick (my guilty pleasure~)

Q: What types of stories/things don't you like?

A: I don't like stories that involve OC's, anything with the word "crack" in the title or summary, stories titled "Title" or "The Title Goes Here" or something that probably took 2 seconds to come up with, summaries that read like "I honestly don't even know what I'm doing so read at your own risk" and such -_- . I also don't like to read stories that involve pairings I've not listed under my favorite pairings -_- (why would I?). Lastly I do not like to read stories that have only 1 chapter and less than 1,000 words to it :/ (though stories that are more than 30,000 words tend to scare me away too...)

Personal note: While there are a lot of things/stories I dislike, I'm not about giving nasty reviews to show my dislike. If I genuinely liked something I will comment on it in a review. If I didn't like something, I won't say a word about it or just not leave a review at all.


FAVORITE STORIES:

Old faves that will always hold a special place in my heart:

"A Failed Mission" by Overlyinspired

"Haunted Eyes" by Cip

"What Possessed You to Do That?" by Cip

"Everything Has It's Price" by TenshiXXX

"Days Like These" by jewel-shards

New faves that y'all would benefit from reading:

"Kiri Nin Do Not Fall in Love" by ForeverLilacLies (for the feels)

"Black and Red" by Tsarina Torment (for the feels most definitely)

"Mind Gardens" by antisaints (for the diction! (and the sexual tension...))

"Subduing a Fox" by SynneFox (for the DeiIta to be honest! #NoShame)

"from here to eternity" by SkywardShadow (definitely for the feels #BeWarned)

"Fast Car" by Jesse-Fran

"Bitter End" by Deidara97 (for the feels most likely)

All Time Faves: *Note: Anything with the word "Path" in it is part of a series and I like to consider them as a whole (even though they are separate)

"Novus Inceptum" by Nanaki Lioness

"The Preferable Path to Perfection is You" by Nanaki Lioness

"Setting Sail" by Nanaki Lioness

"The Path to Christmas" by Nanaki Lioness

"With You I Will Journey Life's Path" by Nanaki Lioness

"Every Light on this Path is For You" by Nanaki Lioness

"My Big Gay Path Wedding" by Nanaki Lioness

Friend faves:

"Little Flame" by AbsoluteAnarchy

"The Last Viable Rose Petal" By The Secret Sal


CURRENT STORIES (In order of priority) *updated JULY 10TH

1ST PRIORITY - Update whenever I can!

I Want to See Itachi Uchiha Naked

Shisui's Guide to Being a Wingman

Parallel Lines

2ND PRIORITY - Want to update very soon!

The Perfect Gentleman

New to This

Things Better Left Unsaid

3RD PRIORITY - ON HIATUS (but in order of when I will most likely pick them back up~!)

Through Broken Lenses

The Boy with the Ponytail

Hello My Name is Officer Sasuke

Temporary Hiatus

A Small Adjustment


CURRENT STORY STATUSES (In order of probable update): as of JULY 10TH:

Q: What is the method you use to calculate these?

A: I have a word count I like to shoot for in each of my stories. Therefore, if I'm aiming to write a 4,000 word chapter and only have 573 words written, I round the number of words written down or up to the nearest hundredth, divide it by my goal and multiply the answer by 100 to get a percentage.

I Want to See Itachi Uchiha Naked: 30% - I am proud to say that I am working on chapter 2 as we speak! Expected update: By the end of the week at the earliest.

Shisui's Guide to Being a Wingman: 0% - I know what needs to occur in this chapter and I have a plan but I've been too absorbed in writing the story above that I haven't worked on this one yet. I have a plan though! Expected update: By the end of the week at the earliest!

Parallel Lines: 0% - I have a plan of action for ch. 46 but I'm still trying to work through ideas for the upcoming chapters. Gotta plan ahead! Expected update: :/ ???

The Perfect Gentleman: 0% - I have an idea for the next chapter. I just need to sit down and write it (lately however I've been conjuring up new ideas and writing a different story every two days it seems - it's like juggling. Adding this to the mix would be equivalent to adding another ball so I'm waiting for the right moment to start it...(meaning, I'm waiting to hit a road block with the other four before I tackle this one! lol) Expected update: ???

New to This: 20% - There are still a few plot holes I need to fill before I can fully write the next chapter. Think of the first chapter as a movie trailer of what is to come...? Expected update: ???

Things Better Left Unsaid: 50% - I know this comes as a surprise, ("YOU MEAN YOU'VE ALREADY WRITTEN HALF OF IT!? FINISH IT ALREADY!!!!") but some things came up. Things in life that sort of tie into this story came up around the time that I was writing it so I put it on hold. That and there was a time when I was trying to decide if I should majorly revise it or not so...quite simply, I've put this on the back burner. But the good news is that life has subsided for now and I want to push through and try to complete the outline I drew up a few months ago...hehe... *nervous head scratch* Expected update: ???


STORY STATUSES THAT DON'T CHANGE VERY OFTEN:

The Boy with the Ponytail as of MAY 25TH - Ah, guys...I have no motivation. I'm not saying that I'm giving up on this story completely but I don't think I'll be working on it any time soon. Who knows? Maybe I'll pick it back up when you all least expect me to! (that and I want to change the writing style and I'm lazy so yeah! :D) Expected update: ???

Hello, My Name is Officer Sasuke as of OCTOBER 29TH - Every now and then, I get a spurt of energy and decide to come back to this old thing that I started with hopes of getting reviews...I just updated chapter two not that long ago, but I don't know what I'm doing with chapter three so it might be a while - sorry! Expected update: ???

Shisui's Guide to Being a Wingman as of AUGUST 17TH - So I feel super bad about some things concerning our dear Shisui (I'm sure some of you know what I mean~ :( and to compensate for some of my wrongdoings, I put EXTRA thought into the plot of this story to make it up to you all! (and am proud to say that I made some great progress!) Expected update: ???

Through Broken Lenses as of AUGUST 7TH - As I've said over and over again, I don't know what I'm doing. I have a twig for a plot and a solitary leaf for an ending which seems like eons and eons away from where I'm at now. To make matters worse, all of the ideas I had for this story a couple of months ago have changed with the current flow of the story, leaving me to come up with new ones. To say the least, this story is so much more popular than I expected it to be and I'm finding myself crumbling under the pressure to quickly deliver the same quality I've been winging since chapter 2. In short, I need to have a really long conversation with a friend to get the ideas flowing, or I just need some time to think up some new ideas. Expected update: ???

Temporary Hiatus as of JULY 6TH I'm thinking about working on this one again sometime soon. That being said, I would have to reread what I already have to get back in on the action and with "Parallel Lines," "Things Better Left Unsaid," and "Through Broken Lenses" (and work and such) eating up all of my time, I don't know when I'll get around to it. Expected update: ???

A Small Adjustment as of OCTOBER 29TH - Yeah, I usually come back around to this idea every summer. And when I do come back around to it, it'll probably be re-written. (The problem is I get overwhelmed by the number of characters, which, I know, is my fault, and then I get bogged down knowing that I butchered the laws/logic of adoption). That, and I don't really have a plot. In lay-man's terms: You may never see an ending to this fic.

I have a ton other fics which I don't intend to turn into long fics like the ones above, but I need to plan them out first. You may or may not see them in the future. On another note, I cannot upload them just yet because...well...I might drastically change them later. I dunno yet. It's bad enough to leave you guys hanging on an incomplete fic, but to turn around and change everything on you, man that's cold. Expected update: ???


STORY IDEAS - SUMMER 2016

I know I started a whole bunch of fics last summer and didn't really do anything with them and I know I have a shit-ton of ideas listed below that I never did anything with but times change and I just go with the flow. So these are ideas I sorta wanna try out this summer. A breath of fresh air or a pop of color if you will.

1. "The Joys of Single Parenthood" - A KisaIta version of "Through Broken Lenses"

2. "Maybe Next Time" - A story wherein Itachi and Sasuke have a strained relationship and bank account to match and must find a way to peacefully co-exist under the same roof.

3. "Bucket List" - A mixture of the past and the present, Kisame, Itachi and Sasuke.

4. "Better That Way" - A love story between Sasuke and Naruto that starts out very rocky.

OLD STORY IDEAS

1. "Itachi-sensei" -- An [AU] wherein due to the recent death of their parents, Itachi, a young education graduate, is forced to move back home and take care of his little brother and gets a job teaching English at his high school. Fortunately for his classmates, their new teacher is smokin' hot and seems to be genuinely interested in their success. Unfortunately for Sasuke, their teacher had to be Itachi...

2. A KisaIta based on demographic parallels -- I wanna do a story where country meets city. Kisame's a country boy who comes from a family that doesn't mind getting down and dirty to get the job done and Itachi comes from a hardworking city family. What happens when the two fall in love and worlds collide?

3. Handwritten and Folded into Fourths: A sad KisaIta (I don't wanna divulge the details just yet!)

4. A high school KisaIta - A KisaIta wherein Kisame is the epitome of testosterone, according to his father. But if that's true, why is he falling head over heels for another man? And how will this affect his life as he knows it?

5. Father son bonding time! - Itachi is about to marry Kisame at the end of the summer, but before that happens, Kisame and Mikoto devise a plan to have Itachi reconcile his relationship with his father so that he can walk him down the isle when the big day comes!

6. Bucket List (this idea is fairly new and I wanna work out the kinks of the summary before I say anything more about it!)

7. Nightmares, Dreams, and Something in Between: Another sad KisaIta (but not as sad as #3)

8. Love is Patient, Love is Blind

9. *NEW* I wanna write a SasoDei (cringe!) a song-fic sorta deal if you will~

10. *NEW* I also wanna write an DeiItaDei~ (double cringe!) I think it'll deal with abuse (Deidara's not the abuser and neither is Itachi in case you're wondering!)

12. I'm thinking of another song-fic involving Itachi, Kisame, and hospitals~~~

as for the other 3 fics that are actually published on here by me...I dunno when I'm gonna get around to them. I probably should update Officer Sasuke, and need to re-read Temporary Hiatus to get an idea as to where to go next *sigh*


Little known story facts that would be awkward to include as author's notes:

"A Small Adjustment," as I mention over and over, has been written numerous times. You can find the earliest versions under my old pen name, Itachi012110. They're called "One Big Dysfunctional Family" and "An Act of Goodwill." The main ideas behind each rewrite is as follows:

One Big Dysfunctional Family: I had this grandiose idea that the Akatsuki should all live together. The only problem was in this idea, they all worked together, and were grown adults moving into a house together to work on their teamwork (and you thought A Small Adjustment was bad in the way of logic). I will say, regardless of it's logical-fails, it's very funny.

An Act of Goodwill: This is where the idea of adoption started. Same core concept; Pain (yes, I called him Pain in this one, and he preferred to be called such in the story by his adopted children) and Konan adopted the rest of the Akatsuki. The problem here was that I had the social workers drop each kid off at their house (which they were standing inside on the fourth floor until they saw all of them had arrived and were sitting on their front porch). Yeah, that one didn't make it too far...

A Simple Adjustment: The same as my current fic, but the style and quality of writing left a lot to be desired.

A Small Adjustment: The current fic.

Both Ways: This fic has never really been written yet, but I foresee it being written in the future. It's a story where Yahiko and Konan only adopt Itachi and Deidara and we see how that goes.

But yeah, if you have any questions about any of my stories, leave a comment in the reviews and I'll PM you back as soon as I get around to it! (Promise)

When the time is right, I will share with you the inspiration for Parallel Lines (within the fic as an author's note). However, now is not the time as it would give away an important story element that we haven't yet seen *shhh!*

I will also, at some point, share the original summary for "Things Better Left Unsaid" which explains the nature of the title original title "With Shaking Hands"...I can't do that at the moment either because...well...I don't know how the story will end *sob*


FAVORITE CHARACTERS (MOSTLY IN ORDER):

1. Itachi (God bless this boy's soul; he's had it so hard; God bless)

2. Kisame (God bless this boy's soul for taking care of the aforementioned boy's soul during his time of need and sticking with him until the very end; God bless)

3. Shisui (God bless this boy's soul for suffering the way he did - i.e. Danzo stealing his eye; and God bless him for being Itachi's (probably) closest friend in life)

4. Chouchou (God, I love this child)

5. Sasori (Good Gaara, that honey sweet smile and seductive voice and beautiful hair flip)

6. Deidara (Oh, somebody bless this child, he's so dear)

7. Hidan (how could I forget this poor, misunderstood child? Jashin bless this boy's soul)

8. "Tobi" (not Obito, not Madara, just "Tobi" - somebody bring him back, I miss him so!)

9. Nagato (Yassssss...Nagato in the HOUSE! *whoot*)

10. Konan (#AkatsukiLady)

11. Pain/Yahiko (his English voice actor, Troy Baker tho - God yessssss)

12. Tsunade (This woman - God bless her *especially when she beat up Sora*)

13. Jiraiya (And God bless this man...for everything he stood for, and everything he taught us)

14. Sarada (interesting girl, this one is)


FAVORITE PAIRINGS (IN ORDER)

1. Kisame/Itachi (KisaIta) Just about every pairing I write will be KisaIta. I LOVE this pairing.

2. Deidara/Itachi (DeiIta) I NEVER thought that this could be a thing until I read "Subduing a Fox" and now I am entirely, and utterly in LOVE with it!

3. Itachi/Deidara (ItaDei) Even though I love, love, love, love, ItaDei, I can't seem to write it very well.

4. Shisui/Itachi (ShiIta) I'm surprised by how much I'm enjoying this one...but I will probably NEVER write it (I just can't do it man)

5. Naruto/Sasuke (NaruSasu) Who knew a French fanfic would lead me to liking this pairing? (Thank you Yocklane!)

I also like SasuNaru but it's a tricky thing to explain. If I ever write a romance between Sasuke and Naruto, it'll probably be a SasuNaru because I can't conceive of it in my brain any other way but I don't mind reading NaruSasu (if that makes sense...I don't actively look for either pairing when I'm looking for something to read but if I do, it'll most likely be NaruSasu...)

And CANON PAIRINGS. (Though Sakura would've been better off with Lee, but that's neither here nor there...andddd InoSai makes me kinda mad, but whatever; I'll deal.

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Finger Food by chaann reviews
AU - Deidara's father is going on a long business trip! In dire need of a caretaker, his father calls up the son of a good friend and offers him spending money, food and housing while attending Uni. All for the care of one sweet child? How could Sasori refuse this great deal!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 133,925 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
The Perfect Path Is An Illusion by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[DeiItaDei, AU, Pathverse] Even after five years Itachi just can't shake the spectre of perfectionism, haunting his every move. Deidara has been in its shadow long enough; unlike Itachi, he realises that perfectionism is only an illusion. All illusions must break eventually, even if they need a tip in the right direction to do so.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 10/8/2019 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
That's The Way We Are by FaerieW reviews
"I-I'm so sorry." I manage to say. He's expressions didn't even change. But later on he snorted and clenched his jaw. "Can your apology fix every mistakes you've done to me?" "You're so selfish, Sakura. To the point that you don't even think about others' feelings...My feelings"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2019 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Itachi Sensei by Blackwolfhunting reviews
The Massacre never occurred and the Uchiha never had a Coup. giving the Uchihas the chance to continue life in Konoha including one very special one. Itachi is given a chance to become a Sensei to a group of Genin, will they prove to be too much or will he be able to help each one to become the next powerful ninja that he knows they can be. Permanent Hiatus!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 143,580 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Itachi U., Team Seven - Complete
Little Changes by FlameOfArcana reviews
Sometimes you meet people in really unpredictable ways. Sometimes its the best thing to ever happen to you. Kisame/Itachi, KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 148,848 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H., Suigetsu H.
It's Not So Bad by DragonofFernweh reviews
Uchiha Itachi is an indomitable man, one who has never submitted to anyone, nor does he ever plan to. However, Kisame can be a very convincing man when he wants to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Un nuevo inicio by karo aoi chan reviews
ItaDai, SasuNaru, NejiGara. En ocasiones es mas que necesario iniciar de nuevo en la vida, y mas aun cuando eres un doncel que vive en un infierno. sera facil dejar todo el dolor atras? o acaso lo perseguiria a donde quiera que este. era hora de un nuevo inicio. Yaoi, Mpre.
Naruto - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014
Mirror's End by SundayRowe reviews
If Obito had died under that boulder, the nine-tailed fox would not have attacked the day Naruto was born. It would attack four years later, tearing two best friends apart. Itachi is determined to uncover the truth of the attack no matter what path that leads him down. Sasuke will protect his friend whichever way possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Jiraiya
Itachi, my brother by Preferably Bitter 52 reviews
It's amazing how much a story can change from a different perspective. The new view of the world is told by someone else this time, that someone; Itachi Uchiha. What will happen when Sasuke is put in the position to kill his clan while Itachi has to put up with Team 7?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,929 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Dark Arm of the Nakano by venusdelta reviews
A violent retelling of the events that surrounds Itachi and Kisame from the capture of the four-tails to Itachi's death. A strange friendship unfolds as they grow both closer and further apart, separated by lies and the coming of Sasuke's revenge. Creates slight AU. Some KisaIta, some ShiIta, but there's not a lot of romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Shisui U.
Little Gifts and Little Secrets by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Or six times Itachi was given a gift and one time he gave one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hurricane by Blythe-chan reviews
Malgré les informations de Sasori, Naruto et Sakura ont échoué à ramener Sasuke. Ils doivent désormais accepter la disparition de l'ancienne équipe 7 et aller de l'avant. Mais Naruto choisit de déserter, la famille de Sakura s'effondre peu à peu et Danzô semble soudain s'intéresser de près à la jeune fille. Une tempête se prépare. Et elle est bien plus proche que ce que l'on croit.
Naruto - Rated: T - French - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Sakura H.
Pink and Blue by Naruto7771 reviews
Rated: M (just to be safe)...SasuNaru...ItaDei...Cancer is involved... What will happen when Naruto has to deal with a boyfriend he hasn't seen since high school who still loves him and a chronic illness he is currently suffering from? Only time will tell...How will their past together play a role in the future?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Deidara]
The Life of Itachi by DJand4 reviews
This story follows the life of Itachi from beginning to end. What if he made a different decision that fateful night? See how his story would unfold. This story may take a while to unfold but please be patient.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H., Shisui U.
Trading Mistakes by Majix.Trixx reviews
"Though all mankind is prisoner to its past, they shall write their own future." Ciel Phantomhive knows this better than anyone, but when greed infects destiny, the youth may be forced to face a successor of fate. Or two. SebaCiel. Eventual Slash! Yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 173,907 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.]
Fuck off I'm Famous by Yocklane reviews
"Se noyer dans ses yeux océans, rougir sous le soleil de ses cheveux et fondre sur le sable de sa peau, retracer les sillages au creux de ses joues ..." Un brun poète, un blond sensible mais un peu lent. Marre des clichés de Naru beau gosse sportif sans pudeur et de Sasu timide et mignon? Des amis envahissants? Oui, mais si cette histoire était différente? NS of course.
Naruto - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Kiri Nin Do Not Fall In Love by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Kiri nin did not love. Love was for the weak. Love made people foolish. Love served as a distraction from the mission. Love was inconceivable. Childish. And so very dangerous. So what was Itachi? KisaIta oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2016 - [Kisame H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Little Flame by AbsoluteAnarchy reviews
Sasori is a young student. He is pessimistic, stubborn, and complex. To him, the world is cruel; people value what they see with their eyes, not what they feel with their hearts. But perhaps he'll learn otherwise. A blond criminal with a "player" attitude will aim to bypass his walls, one by one. After all, how cold can this little flame be? WARNING: DeiSaso & others. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Eyes of the first, Heart of the Second by Rola G reviews
"There's just one more thing I need to say to you. You don't ever have to forgive me, just know whatever decision you decide, I'll love you always" He was suppose to go back to the after life, however, fate seemed to believe he was the one who could change the world the way it should be. Time-travel, might be pairings later on.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,114 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Itachi U.
Martyrdom by ThinkingAbstractThoughts reviews
After years of being forced into a traumatizing lifestyle, Itachi finally has a breakdown. **Note, this is neither smut nor is it really fluff, however do to suggestive content, it is rated M. **Note, just because I write about Uchihacest, does not mean I condone incestuous relationships.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
A Matter of a Look by Night-Being reviews
Boarding School AU. Meet Sasuke Uchiha - the new guy. The one uninterested in anything that crosses his path, including Naruto Uzumaki. Or so Naruto thought, but poking around for too long always has a consequence. Warnings: Yaoi, lemon, language! [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,694 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Subduing a Fox by SynneFox reviews
Politics, stalkers, assassinations and unwilling lovers; if it's not one thing, it's the other. All Uzumaki Naruto wants is a little peace. All Uchiha Sasuke wants is a little blonde. All Uchiha Itachi wants is revenge and everyone else is just caught in the middle. Modern AU. Graphic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,190 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Deidara, Itachi U.]
Brotherhood by Oldest Soul reviews
We are shaped by the world around us, by the people we meet, by the briefness of our lives. The Akatsuki certainly left their mark on Itachi, but whether for better or for worse he cannot say. After all, from the age of seventeen Good and Evil have walked hand in hand beside him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Bitter End by Deidara97 reviews
Kisame recalls Itachi's struggle with his illness and his trust in a dramatic narrative. OneShot. Mildly graphic scenes of blood.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Something in Common by Mrs Scorpius Malfoy reviews
Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha have nothing in common except for a daughter named Sarada.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,373 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
A Crow in Winter by KisaItas reviews
A oneshot about Itachi & Kisame's life. Modern AU, yaoi & a lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Grandir ensemble by Yocklane reviews
Refaisons l'histoire. Imaginons un instant que le 4ème Hokage n'était pas mort,que le massacre du clan Uchiwa n'a jamais eu lieu. Imaginons que Sasuke et Naruto se connaissent depuis le berceau, et qu'Itachi endosse le rôle de nounou quand leurs pères travaillent. Voyons les grandir ensemble, dans des scènes toutes mignonnes ou nos héros sont craquants à souhait! CHAP3 en cours!
Naruto - Rated: K - French - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Fugaku U.
For My Little Brother by KisaItas reviews
Itachi and Sasuke live a lavish life with everything they ever wanted – until one day a man named Danzo slaughters their entire clan. Itachi and Sasuke manage to avoid the massacre but now the two are in hiding and barely surviving. That is, until a stranger gives Itachi an offer he can't refuse… KisaIta, lots of SasuNaru later, tons of other pairings, tons of lemons, yaoi/other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Guernica by Serephy reviews
When his life is falling apart, only one person can pick up the pieces. That person is not Shisui. AU. ShiIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
Just Like Heroin: REVAMPED by VanityWantsYou reviews
If Naruto had known what he was getting into in the beginning, he never would've signed that damn movie contract. NARUSASU. Rewrite of Just Like Heroin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
From Naruto to You by The Crafty Cracker reviews
What if the characters of Naruto suddenly found this website and read all of our stories? Of course they'll have something to say about it! Who wants to have themselves paired off with another guy or a snake transvestite? Sharpen your kunai and ready your shields, because the Narutoverse will be attacking soon! (A spin-off of Sariniste's Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors.) Parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Naruto U.
As If Forever Exists by Rose Attack reviews
This made Itachi perplexed. "If you're not hungry for food, then what are you hungry for? Only organic matter has the power to sustain " "You know, for a genius, you truly are stupid when it comes to this kind of stuff." Warnings: AU, yaoi, and lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Itachi U., Shisui U.] - Complete
Black and Red by Tsarina Torment reviews
He hates the Black for what it signifies, while the Red brings him comfort.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Shark and Sadist by xotakux2002x reviews
There is a certain balance between the sadistic Itachi and his partner Kisame. One day, the balance is altered, and frustration/terror/hilarity ensues. Horror fic, kisaita, rated for gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Voiceless by Dana-Eliza reviews
Itachi is new to the school and slowly gets to know Deidara who has no voice. He sees how happy Deidara still is, eventhough he has a handicap. Something that annoys Itachi in the beginning, but he slowly grows closer to the blonde. Will it eventually change him? Pairing: ItaDei, a lot of fluff and some hot kisses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,379 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Cigarettes, Kisses, and Stars by xotakux2002x reviews
Itachi thinks about life with Kisame. kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Love Story Like Ours Needs A Corny Title by flammabellum reviews
(One-shot; Complete) (Modern AU setting) (ShiItaShi) Fifteen years, 3 months, 2 days and 1 hour. Shisui never lost track of all that time. Itachi did not either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Fear Nothing - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Eight months ago Itachi was raped and beaten by a stranger. Kisame is the new Detective on the case and just when Itachi thinks he can get his life back his attacker begins to stalk him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,673 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
What Possesed You to do That? by Cip reviews
The much awaited sequel of 'Haunted eyes.' Deidara's learning psychic skills, Itachi's learning how not to be a social retard and there's a spirit on the loose that's just looking for a convenient host.... Rated for swearing and yaoi don't be put off
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,217 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Days Like These by jewel-shards reviews
Sasuke didn't have to go back to the destroyed Uchiha hideout for Itachi's near lifeless form but he did. Because they were brothers and Sasuke was going to drag Itachi back to The Leaf even if it killed him. It's funny, how one small decision can set off a chain of unpredictable events. NOT UCHIHASCEST. Rated M for language, blood, violence and possibly mild suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,890 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
My Big Gay Path Wedding by Nanaki Lioness reviews
DeiItaDei, AU, Pathverse. Another step forward, another path taken, another notch on the endless journey. Itachi and Deidara prepare to take the next big step. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,103 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrong Side of the Tracks - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Rich and Poor don't usually mix but what if the rich kids were to discover the poor kids and become friends or even lovers? Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,315 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
from here to eternity by SkywardShadow reviews
Timing is everything, especially when it comes to falling in love. Too bad Shisui and Itachi's timing is completely off. *Written for LJ's ItaShi Summer Exchange* *Rated for language and some violence*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,545 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Everything Has Its Price by TenshiXXX reviews
To what lengths would your older brother go for you? Would he die for you? Kill for you? Whore himself out for you? Sasuke is about to find out. KisaIta, SasuNaruSasu, possible other pairings as the story progresses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,850 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
With You I Will Journey Life's Path by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Set in my Pathverse, AU DeiItaDei. Life is more comfortable for Itachi and Deidara, but there is always something interesting to keep them on their toes. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
Mind Gardens by antisaints reviews
Shisui is a problem solver. Itachi is a problem. And according to Shisui, any problem that starts with sex can be solved with sex. ShiIta. AU. Brain Damage spinoff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,985 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Setting Sail by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, KisaIta hints, mostly friendship. Sometimes there doesn't need to be a point to what you want to do- just doing it is enough. Just watch the sailboats and have some fun.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Path To Christmas by Nanaki Lioness reviews
DeiItaDei, Pathverse. Itachi has a dilemma involving Christmas gifts, and an unlikely solution to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] - Complete
Every Light On This Path Is For You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei, sequel. Itachi's desire to be less perfect for his new boyfriend isn't quite working out the way he planned it, despite Deidara's insistence that he needn't try so hard. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,158 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
The Preferable Path to Perfection Is You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei. Itachi prides himself on being the epitome of perfection. Deidara prides himself on tearing that to pieces as unsubtly as possible. Itachi centric, emotional relationship fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasuke U. - Complete
Haunted Eyes by Cip reviews
normal wasn't how anyone would describe Itachi. But when Deidara ends up as his project partner he realises that the Uchiha is hiding much more than people thought. Ghost Hunt cross-over, very minor itadei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,309 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Fast Car by Jessy-Fran reviews
You've got a fast car, I want a ticket to anywhere... A song-fic to Tracy Chapman's 'Fast Car', Slight ItaDei/DeiIta, AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Konoha IRL by Veleum reviews
AU Itachi starts his final year of highschool. There are many things awaiting him in this year, along with his friend Sasori. And what secrets will they uncover about the past of this mysterious place only known as the district of Konoha? Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Failed Mission by Overlyinspired reviews
After Kisame and Itachi are defeated by Jiraya and fail to capture Naruto, they begin to return to the base, but along the way, a chakra drained Itachi gets very ill. Slight KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
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Things Better Left Unsaid reviews
[Modern AU] When Itachi entered college, his only goal was to maintain a 4.0 GPA. Easy, right? Now throw in a flashy roommate, your typical failing athlete, and a laid-back cousin who swears that he's got everything under control. (Pairings to come later)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,213 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Shisui U.
The Perfect Gentleman reviews
[AU. KisaIta] Ever since I turned thirteen, my parents have been coaching me for the day I finally meet the perfect woman. At the time, I didn't know what to do with such information. Who knew that, fourteen years later, it would get the opportunity to use it? My only question is: does the same apply to a man? (currently under mild revision/editing)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,500 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.]
New to This reviews
[AU. KisaIta] Sex with Itachi. That's the only thing that really matters in Kisame Hoshigaki's life. For Itachi Uchiha, sex with Kisame was a nice distraction from the responsibilities of his own life. But now that he's assumed legal guardianship of Sarada, the sex will have to wait. Unless Kisame has anything to say about it that is! TITLE CHANGE: USED TO BE "MAYBE NEXT TIME"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 6/1/2016 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] Sarada U.
Shisui's Guide to Being a Wingman reviews
[AU. KisaIta] Rule #1: One need not be asked to be a wingman.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] Shisui U.
I Want to See Itachi Uchiha Naked reviews
[AU.] Itachi Uchiha's hair is always neatly groomed and smells like a crisp October morning, his clothes are pressed and free of wrinkles, he does everything effortlessly and nothing seems to rattle him. Almost perfect. Hair strewn wildly on the pillow, drenched with sweat, clothes discarded, eyes rolling back into his head as he screams my name. Perfection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Itachi U., Deidara] Sasori, Kisame H.
Parallel Lines reviews
[AU] To Kisame Hoshigaki, Itachi Uchiha has it all; a lavish downtown apartment, a nice car, and a well paying job whereas he himself has nothing. No home, no job, and no prospects. But when their paths cross, Kisame comes to realize that beneath the surface, Itachi has everything to lose while Kisame himself has everything to gain. It just depends on how you look at it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Boy with the Ponytail reviews
Kisame is a big kid. Itachi is a little kid. Kisame has a lot of friends. Itachi doesn't have any. Kisame wants to be Itachi's friend. [AU. KisaIta. Elementary school romance]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.]
Hello, My Name is Officer Sasuke reviews
It's Itachi's first day of summer break, and all he wants to do is sleep in and relax for the rest of the day. He's on track to do just that when he finds himself under arrest at the hands of Officer Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
How to Save a Life reviews
[Modern AU. Multi-chapter one-shot. Song fic] Sasori has a drinking problem. Kakuzu's a drug addict. Itachi is suffering from brain damage. Three different walks of life. Three different circumstances. Three worried friends. One end. (Based on The Fray's "How to Save a Life")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Akatsuki - Complete
Through Broken Lenses reviews
[AU] Itachi never considered having any children of his own until Sakura and Sasuke's untimely deaths grant him legal guardianship of a niece he hasn't seen since she was young. Now he must find a way to juggle a massive project at work, Mebuki's attempts to gain guardianship of Sarada, Fugaku's disapproval, and "Uncle Kisame's" various antics, all while raising Sarada by himself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,807 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Mebuki H., Sarada U.
Foot Fetish reviews
[AU. One Shot. KisaIta. Lemons] Kisame's feelings for Itachi has remained unchanged in the five years the two have been a couple. The story of their love is like any other with the exception of...erm...Kisame's foot fetish...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2015 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
A Night on the Couch reviews
[AU. KisaIta. Fluff] In the event of a tropical storm, Kisame convinces Itachi to stay the night at his apartment which becomes an attempt to rekindle the sparks of a forgotten romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
A Small Adjustment reviews
[AU] Deidara was excited to be getting adopted and moving to a new place. He was even more excited when he met his adoptive parents and even more so when he learned that they had a big family. His excitement declines tremendously when he finally meets the rest of the family at the airport for the first time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Temporary Hiatus reviews
[AU. KisaIta] Kisame smiled. "Just checking. You know, you may not remember what I am to you, but I remember what you are to me. You may have forgotten all those years we spent together, but I will never forget the memories we shared during that time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.]