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Author has written 21 stories for Red Dwarf, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and House, M.D..

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HELLO! Welcome to my new and improved profile! (Again!)

Name: Sian

Age: 16

Profession: None as yet, but I would like to be an actress/musician and work in theatre, eventually going on to TV, film and radio. My dream is to open my own theatre company and go on tours.

Favourite TV Shows: Red Dwarf, Dad's Army, Red Dwarf, MASH, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Friends, Red Dwarf, Everybody Loves Raymond, Red Dwarf, The Simpsons, Futurama, My Family, Red Dwarf, My Hero, any historical documentary, oh and did I mention Red Dwarf?

Favourite Songs: Sugarcult (I know that's a band, but I couldn't be bothered to list all the ones I love that they have done but I particularly like Pretty Girl), Greenday (same as Sugarcult except I particularly like American Idiotand Letterbomb), London Underground (very funny!), All Life Long (from The Raccoons :S), and some others I can't think of right now.

Favourite Films: American Pie, American Pie 2, American Pie (you guessed it) 3, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Favourite People: My parents (believe it or not!),Helen B, Helen S, Jenny, Sarah (my AOL pal!), Manny (my other AOL pal!), Martin, Tom, Dan, Dani, Emma, Gibby, Frank, Alice, all my other school chummies I've forgotten/couldn't be bothered to type out. And, of course, Bex and Liz, my fanfiction buddies! You may know them better as Sunrise over the Tango Factory, Raging Tree Trunk, or their shared account, lar-ton. Check them out cos they rock! Any others who truly inspire me.


Finished Projects:
Red Dwarf:
Nicole, Changes, Love, I Truly Hate You, I Laughed so Hard I Nearly Puked, I Really Don't, No Longer A Secret, Sorry, Lives of Lister, IQE, Four Short Stories, Love and Lies (formerly Professor Rimmer), Happy Happy Happy, Twister.
MASH:
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Dad's Army:
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Charlie & the Chocolate Factory:
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Crossovers:
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Current Projects:
Red Dwarf:
Hazza, Backwards, Dr Snartson's Guide, 'Love' Smeg-Ups.
MASH:
To be named
Dad's Army:
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Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
Mike Teavee
Crossovers:
Red Dwarf meets Walmington-on-Sea (Red Dwarf/Dad's Army)

Upcoming Projects:
Red Dwarf:
24 Hours,El Chica de Espanol (it won't be in Spanish!), Oregon, Rimmer's Graves.
MASH:
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Dad's Army:
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Charlie & the Chocolate Factory:
Violet Bearegaurde, Veruca Salt, Augustus Gloop, A Family Reunion, Wonka's Revenge (title likely to change)
Crossovers:
To be named (Red Dwarf/The Raccoons)

Rock on!

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The Ultimate Deception by Sunrise over the Tango Factory reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures as Rimmer decides to do the decent, honourable thing. He volunteers Lister to go through the ultimate humiliation in order to avoid certain death and, of course, acts like a total git throughout.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,486 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
The Very Secret Journal of Dr Gregory House & Co by bardvahalla reviews
NOW UP! CHAPTER SEVEN: Det. Michael Tritter. Based on Bridget Jones' Diaries. Chapter 1 is House. Chapter 2 is Cameron. Chapter 3 is Chase. Chapter 4 is Foreman. Chapter five is Wilson. Cuddy is chapter six.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005
Too Many Tme Machines by Zombie Kitty reviews
Just a bit of mostly harmless fun involving the RD characters, Bex, Lar, Sian, me and waaaay too many time machines than any fic should be allowed to have.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Hobby Room Chat by Zombie Kitty reviews
one shot set in series 8. Conversation & friendship fic for Krissy & Cat. More angsty than intended, but I did write it at 3:30am, so also sorry for any OOCness etc...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Cat, Kristine K. - Complete
Tears of a Clown by Catareta reviews
Foreman gets arrested for the assisted death of a Lisa Cuddy. Angsty Ch12 and Later on.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - E. Foreman, L. Cuddy
Charlie's Chocolate Factory: The Second Generation by SnicketSister reviews
After Willy Wonka's death, Charlie is instructed to find an heir using golden tickets. Rated PG for safety.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005
Back To School by Zombie Kitty reviews
A love story for Mike and Sian [my friend] sorry this summary is rubbish, but if you want to check it out, you can, if you don't, don't. [FINAL CHAPTER UP!]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Love Struck Romeo by Ijemanja reviews
Cuddy's on a date, Wilson's depressed, and House just wants to watch TV. CuddyWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006 - L. Cuddy, J. Wilson - Complete
Room Mates by MikeTeaveeIsMyRoleModel reviews
My MikeCharlie slash fic! Charlie and Mike end up as room mates at boarding school. How will the two get along? How can they last with such complications? READ&REVIEW! Be sure to catch ROOM MATES 2: The aftermath
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Another point of View by GlenWing reviews
Everyone knows about Harry Potter's adventures, what his thoughts were. But what about his friends? Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, from Hermiones PoV! enjoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Hermione G.
Improv by Random-Battlecry reviews
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Frankie's Monologue by Zombie Kitty reviews
A little one shot story from Frankie the pregnant cat's POV.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Under the Bright Lights by MikeTeaveeIsMyRoleModel reviews
2005 movie based 10 years later the five kids end up in Las Vegas in the same week. CHAPTER 5 and 6 now up after so long! READ AND REVIEW!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005
Know Your Stars by Karra Venus Leo reviews
Remember the Know Your Stars skit on All That? Well here's the same thing, except with the CATCF stars. R and R! NO FLAMES!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
The Craft: The Book of The Movie by BlackOrchid reviews
Yes, I'm trying to finish this...the world's first & only novelization of The Craft!
Craft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,165 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 9/30/2001
Through Another's Eyes by Zombie Kitty reviews
Set in series 2, body swapping and weird enemies involved oh and lots yummy angst in between the comedy. Rated T for flexability. COMPLETED... I think
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Birthday Presents by justamirrorforthesun reviews
Oneshot. Charlie has a little request to mister Wonka, and it confuses him... Actually, it was planned as MikeCharlie slash, only mentioned a little bit.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Attack Of The Masked Potatoes by Zombie Kitty reviews
Lister left a snack behind before he went into stasis, is he and the others now going to become the snack? COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Cat, Lister, D. - Complete
CatCF in 15 minutes by KnuxZimRyoko15 reviews
In response to some people: Yeah, no DUH I'm not Cleolinda, I wish i was. This is a tribute to her.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
Deadly Sins by LejindaryBunny reviews
A trip to Wonka's factory hasn't burned the anger out of Mike Teavee, and as he grows, his bitterness grows with him. Will he ever recover from the wounds of childhood? probably oneshot
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
What No One Else Could Say by Relatively Unknown reviews
Another Radar vignette, only this time with a poem I wrote from Radar's POV tucked inside as well. Please read and review if you can.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/26/2005
Breaking the Habit by cazflibs reviews
Upon Ace's death, Rimmer must decide whether to confront his fears and tell Lister how he feels about him or to sneak away and become Ace. RimmerLister AU preslash
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2005
Hiya' Celebrity Special: Listar! by lar-ton reviews
Who'd have known after the "Ohm" song and a few voice and guitar lessons later that Lister would make it- but it's not all glitz and glamour in the music industry!
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Lister, D.
Staccato by lar-ton reviews
Hazza and Lister. Ashbury Comp's Resident troublemakers and bain of headteacher Mr. Granger's life. But when Maria starts school there, both their lives are turned upsidedown.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,558 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Lister, D.
Turnabout by kippersvindaloo reviews
Lister makes repairs, and Holly benefits unexpectedly
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005
Telling Lies by kippersvindaloo reviews
A late-night conversation in the bunk room
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005
Colorblind by kippersvindaloo reviews
Rimmer's thoughts after "Marooned"
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2005
It's a Thought by kippersvindaloo reviews
Lister, Rimmer, and Cat explore an abandoned space station, and Holly pines
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004
Second Childhood by kippersvindaloo reviews
An electrical surge has unexpected results on Lister and Rimmer
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 12/3/2004
50 Ways to Die in Space by Sephiroth1987 reviews
Lister is sat at his console writing a guide on how to die. Everyone is in the background commenting as he writes, arguements and swearing ensues.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2004
Red Dwarf: Red Dawn by dankind33 reviews
PLEASE R AND R An adventure from series two in which Arnold comes into contact with an old chum... well, chum may be stretching the term, this is Arnold J. Rimmer we're talking about!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Rimmer, A.
The Battle Within by Feline Ranger reviews
Three words: Rimmer's Lust Monster
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Something Nice Happens To Lister by Feline Ranger reviews
Well, I had to, didn't I? It's only fair...
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Lister, D.
Somewhere Else by Feline Ranger reviews
What if Lister and Rimmer had met under different circumstances on Mimas? What if Lister had been forced to find another way to make money? What if Rimmer had visited a different brothel...? Slash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,589 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Unassurance by Rack reviews
Rimmer hurts, when there's no one around to watch.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Who Knows This Morning What Will Happen Tonight? by UnicornGiggles reviews
UPDATED DONE WARNING: SLASH When Rimmer dies in ‘Timeslides’, he discovers afterwards that there was more than just one difference between the timelines.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Miranda by melihobbit reviews
The crew crash into a planet, seemingly deserted. Among the ruins of a gigantic city they find Miranda, a hologram, who has been alone and hiding from something terrible that wiped out an entire civilization...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,786 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004
Dr WatsonSmyth's Guide to a First Pregnancy by UnicornGiggles reviews
UPDATE:FINISHED Lister finds out he is pregnant by his alternate self. How will he cope with the pregnancy, especially with Rimmer promising to help and be at his side constantly.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Love and Friendship by Feline Ranger reviews
The rest of the posse feel jealous when Lister makes a new friend, but they don't know the half of it...Yay, it's finally finished!
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Lister, D.
Alter U by lar-ton reviews
Alter U. 'The fantastic new game that allows you to become a completly different person for 24 hours.' But somewhere along the line it goes wrong for Rimmer and Lister.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Out of the Blue by melihobbit reviews
Ace is stuck on Starbug, Lister's toenail clippings are all over his pillow and the Cat is too busy studying his own reflection to take orders. It's NOT Rimmer's day. When the rest of the crew are killed, he and Ace must find a way to save them!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2004
One in Particular by OnlineFisher reviews
Set in the future, Rimmer writes about Lister and himself, starts after 'only the good...' RimmerLister.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Enter Cosmo : The Babysitter by standingforthree reviews
What Happens when Timmy wishes that Cosmo was his babysitter instead of Vicky? Who knows but the person who reads and us two who wrote it? R&R!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004
White Flag by CailenBraern reviews
A songfic, taking place sometime around the episode seven episode, 'Blue.' Rimmer makes a decision.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Rimmer, A.
The Mattress by The Mutant Velociraptor reviews
Lumpy mattresses, oh my oh my oh my. Basically about Rimmer trying to win a mattress in a competition, and when he loses, him doing something stupid to get it anyway. Fun for all!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Rimmer, A.
Frog Person by Feared-Director reviews
not slash [shockgasp] but, I suppose, if you wanted, you could interpet it that way. If you do, tell me. Anywho. Series 8, pseudo-random almost thoughts. Conversation.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004
Tongue Tied by Feared-Director reviews
right... Slash. Inspired by the extended Tongue Tied on the series 2 dvd. [patiently awaits the smack-down]
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2004
Failure by StarQuality reviews
He's failed again, but this time, he's especially cheesed off. Will Rimmer take drastic measures to end the pain? SELF HARM & RimmerLister SLASH WARNING! [BEING REVISED]
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Only Your Shadow by Mijan reviews
Draco sets Harry up for an ambush, and decides to follow him all day so he can watch the fireworks... but he gets much more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Handcuffs by Mijan reviews
An accident in charms class leaves Harry and Draco handcuffed together for 24 hours. If they manage to get through the day, and the night, without killing each other will they ever be the same? (Slash H/D)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Emails by starfruit reviews
My take on what would happen if the RD characters started emailing each other.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002
Smeg Raider by Severa1 reviews
A Tomb Raider/Red Dwarf crossover. You will appreciate it more if you have seen Tomb Raider but it's still a funny read, nonetheless! All you really need to know to understand some bits, is that Hillary and Rimmer are the same actor (Chris Barrie forever
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2001
Body Double by Thesseli reviews
Lister has too much time on his hands during 'Bodyswap'. Not quite slash, but almost.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
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Strike a Match reviews
The nurses go on strike and the doctors are forced to take over their shifts. Wilson and Foreman constantly find themselves working together, and, perhaps inevitably, work leads into something a little more special. WilsonxForeman.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 11/13/2006 - E. Foreman, J. Wilson
Too Good To Be reviews
An initially simple romance develops into something much more serious, and much more destructive.WilsonxForeman.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - J. Wilson, E. Foreman
A Shoulder To Cry On reviews
Oneshot set just after 'Histories'. Wilson returns to the hospital to find Foreman in House's office just after Victoria's death. Hinted ForemanxWilson, but more friendship than slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - E. Foreman, J. Wilson - Complete
The Hypothetical Romance reviews
Set a few weeks after 'Histories'.House is questioning Foreman on the possibility of a relationship with Wilson.ForemanxWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2006 - E. Foreman, G. House - Complete
Mike Teavee reviews
Mike has never wanted a girlfriend, and never will. He's always felt like that. Until he visits a certain chocolate factory...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,177 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005
Love and Lies 2: Kinda a sequal, I guess reviews
Not sure of the exact plot just yet although I do know a beautiful blonde is involved somewhere down the line. Picks up a week after Love and Lies' shocking ending.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005
A Day in the Life of Mike Teavee reviews
Title sums it up, really. Random little ficlet. [2005movie]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Love and Lies reviews
Formerly 'Professor Rimmer'. Rimmer finds himself in the centre of a complicated love triangle. Much more complicated than he could imagine.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,639 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Twister reviews
The Dwarfers play a game of, you guessed it...Twister!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
Happy, happy, happy reviews
Happiness!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Four Short Stories reviews
As the title suggests, this is compiled of four short stories. If you are looking for a serious fanfic, do NOT read this one!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Lives of Lister reviews
FINISHED Lister isn't happy. And neither is Lister. Can they make each other happy?
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Lister, D. - Complete
IQE reviews
Yes! I have changed my penname!Anyway, this fic is about Lister getting his IQ raised and Rimmer getting jealous, and the Cat having a smeg of a lot more lines than usual. Enjoy!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Lister, D. - Complete
Sorry reviews
I have been INCREDIBLY mean to these people over the last 5 months. I should apologise. So I will.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
No Longer A Secret reviews
Kris and Nicole bring a terrible secret to light.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Love reviews
Human love, cat love, mechanoid love, computer love...it's all good!rnFINISHED at long last! Yes!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,127 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Complete
I really don't reviews
Rimmer's telling another 'Risk' story, but does Holly care?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Holly, Rimmer, A. - Complete
I laughed so hard I nearly puked reviews
What exactly happened when Lister's harness snapped in the Cargo Bay? Here is my answer...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
I truly hate you reviews
Lister hates Rimmer. He truly hates him. So why should Rimmer help him when he's in trouble? And more importantly: will he?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Changes reviews
FINISHED! Things certainly are changing on the JMC Vessel, Red Dwarf. Love, pregnancy and Internal Ship Messaging. Not a subject isn't covered.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Nicole reviews
FINISHED! The Red Dwarf Posse find a longlost crew member. All but one of them find her irresistable, but there's only one man for her...sort of...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
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