Author has written 13 stories for Beyblade, and Naruto.
Young woman. Acts like Haruno Sakura. Asian. Not the same person before. In real life, I appear cold and distant. My fanfiction authoress self has almost diminished to a nil, but I love this place.
Semi-retirement but slowly editing all of the works. (y) I realized that the beta profile is open these last few months; it was lying to you. NOW I AM FREE.
How to Win: OS updated in FF so I had to reformat all the scene breaks. The ending has already been established but I have lost some of my major plot events. Happy Six Year Anniversary for HOW TO WIN!! I am amazed to look back at my work and laugh at my own quirks. This is not me being cocky but rather sad that I have no more time to work on these projects. My passion, my dream to see this done is what keeps me going. Thank you for your ongoing support. I see that WattPad is immensely popular and although it’s tempting to publish a piece that echoes this story, I won’t. It wouldn’t be as funny and very cliche.
Hiro’s age was accelerated
Also, I’d like to shout out to my two authoress friends. We have all drifted apart but I still love you both. Christmas cards, gifts, name it...I have them :’(
CCS/Keyword: One shot floating.
White Lily Principle: R-W
K.D. et al.: Hiatus.
That is all. (bow)
Pairings: [bad (disturbed)boys vs. kick-ass, innocent girls!]
Crack pairings: Too many.
Hated pairings: [hypocritical luljicks]
I'm on a semi-retirement period. I would do random updates. A SPECIAL SURPRISE TO COME OUT TO CELEBRATE 'HOW TO WIN'!
Also, someone else in the net has been using my name. At least three people.
Also, I have had complaints how MY KH fics fall under fluff fandom where it does not provide realistic basis for their relationship...and that is true. I, the writer, have used my own perspective as to how Kai and Hilary would fall for each other in an alternate universe under my conditions. It is not a bad thing nor should the relationship's conditions be REALISTIC. If I were to rely on realism, life-like scenarios, I could not characterize Kai or Hilary any better than I would in an AU. I don't have enough proof of Hilary's overall character (aside from her violent tendencies and she is very emotional) and Kai barely appeared in the last two seasons. The realistic, in proper universe, approach is boring. Just read the stories where the author re-iterates over and over what Hilary has done for Kai and Kai (magically) reciprocates her feelings: I find them boring. This isn't SasuSaku, who share a year's worth of interactions formed from seven years' worth of manga chapters and anything can be twisted...The episode are all I go on when I have Kai and Hilary: Kai can read Hilary perfectly well despite her gender. He comes off as sexist but supported her. He goes on an instinct to protect people as best as he can, which contradict his "I don't care about the world except me" mantra. He isn't a hero.
Hilary is sheltered and wants to be in control of everything. Acting as a perfectionist but isn't perfect.
How their dynamic works: Hilary wants control but Kai is resilient. He can take anything she throws at him. Kai needs someone to ground him when he feels like going off from the rest of the world. Hilary needs someone who would tell her of her faults without insult and teach her to understand beyblading (since no one was willing, which is ironic because Hilary thought she couldn't rely on Kai). Kai had caught her interest before they met and she probably stuck around beyblading because of his welcome. Kai protected her and Kenny when the other guys saw them as a liability. I don't know how others would feel but Kai isn't the type to pity (he would assume his own past was worse than Hilary's) ordinary people to the point where he would run around protecting them. So, if Kai doesn't love Hilary, he definitely doesn't pity her either.
As for TyHil falling under shounen laws of two people bickering and the classic tsundere that Hilary embodies. Firstly, there is no affection from Tyson that is specifically for Hilary. Tyson is the character who has many friends - the main hero- yet not a moment of admiring her for who she is, her own contributions to the team and so forth was shown. He considers her as a teammate; a definite plus since Kai did not classify her in the same level as the guys. He follows the shounen archetype where his father barely existed and there is an elder brother whom he needs to surpass. He also has a great rival: Kai and (temporarily) Brooklyn. His girlfriend? The original manga either had none planned or Jessica (who was 50x more sadistic than Hilary) would have filled that spot. The anime? Not really, Hilary was clear that she hit Tyson to straighten him out from his laziness and poking fun at her and hit Daichi for dissing the anti-hero (then became volatile) and calling her old. If hitting = romance, Hilary would be in love with both or at least would show some remorse/make up for her outburst later but NOTHING WAS SHOWN. So clearly, Hilary is not a tsundere under these circumstances, especially when she has hinted to admire/like someone else.
I'm aware of the "oblivious" card that most shounen heroes have, but they usually discard that at the end of the series. Manga= YES. He had Makoto as proof. Anime= NO. Hilary showed affection for both boys. Therefore, the argument is invalid.
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I HATE NARUSAKU... I REALLY DO. I LOVE HOW SOME FANS RESPECT MY LIKING FOR SASUSAKU. I RESPECT NS VIEWS TO AN EXTENT. But saying how NaruSaku is canon... in a manga...
...where [there are giant toads, slugs, snakes, talking dogs and cats, a corny forest called Forest of Death, talking cats and dogs, a watery dude named Suggy, a guy with chicken ass hair who is obsessed to kill the deserving, a half-blind bishounen who can forecast the upcoming whether, an old woman with gigantic boobs surprisingly are not sagging, a blond Japanese boy with a foxy grandpa stuck in his tummy, a jounin who was mistaken for a love doctor and plays with wood, a hot male obsessed with the male genitalia, a MJ who has a bunch of snakes as replacement for his own penis, people teleporting through hand-held scrolls or little knick-knacks, have jutsus that can send their souls through generations and this story set in a place where people whine about how miserable their lives as elite ninja are.
MY POINT?] Romance should be transparent. So far, NS has vague, incomplete sentences and filler/fanon. Shounen law can't apply itself if main characters are not attracted to each other and not to mention how Sakura doesn't fall under tsundere by any means. Guilt-tripped into loving good boy!Naruto is a total bitchslap to Sakura's character. What's worst is that Sakura publicly confesses her "love" for Naruto as a result. It goes like this:
(The scene opens awkwardly in the middle of a chapter, right after the Kages have an epiphany that they should set their differences aside and work together in order to bring world peace. Right after the warm fuzzies, Kishimoto offers laxatives for such feelings.)
Naruto: What did you say, Sakura-chan? I did NOT just hear you say that.
Sakura: I said love you, Naruto!
Lee: (FACEPALMS QUITE EPICALLY)
Sai: (thinks) That's not convincing enough!
Yamato (AKA DR. LURVE): WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? (tries to grapple Sakura but is restrained by Kakashi)
Kakashi: Did something happen off-panel?
Naruto: You're kidding. So you came all this way for this?
Sakura: DUH. (twiddles her finger like a mother doting her less-than-sensible child) I JUST SAID IT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
Naruto: CUT THE CRAP! o.O
Sakura: WHAT? WHY! I have recently--
Readers: Two days ago while Tsunade was in a coma, the village was still in ruins, after Sai guilt-tripped her, Shikamaru asked her permission to kill Sasuke, even before the confession and the village blew up, Sakura found out that Sasuke was part of Akatsuki and bawled...all of which were not 230 chapters ago-- to clear that up.
Sakura: --switched my feelings from SASUKE to you. SASUKE is a bad criminal. SASUKE is too far gone and you're here--
The panels show the third party's reaction over Naruto's, which are pretty effective because Naruto felt the same. WTF all around!
Readers: She can't even control how many times she said Sasuke's name over Naruto's.
Sakura: You're the hero and the village peoples love you. SASUKE is hated by everyone and has gone to the darkness.--
Readers: Comparisons. Naruto should feel so comfortable after hearing those. Especially about his best friend.
Sakura: SASUKE hurts me while you make me feel better. SASUKE is too far away but I can touch you. WHAT'DYA MEAN? A WOMAN'S HEART IS LIKE THE AUTUMN SKY! I'm being fickle but I love you since Sasuke is unavailable. Since I'm fickle, when someone better than you and Sasuke comes along, I'll jump his bones and beat yours to dust. That's why I...
Readers: ...Uh. What happened to the "I'll help you, Naruto" from Part I?
Naruto: (grabs her by the shoulders and won't even let her finish talking LOL) STOP IT, SAKURA! I HATE PEOPLE WHO LIE TO THEMSELVES.
Readers: No ambiguity there. :3 Not an "I love you back." Not a heartfelt "Thank you." Just straight up, "STOP. YOU ARE A MORON. AND I DON'T LIKE YOU." Sakura failed at faking her emotions that even Sai could tell.
This scene opens the chapter, meaning this is REAL.
Sakura: WTF. I FUCKING KNOW WHAT I FEEL, THANKS. I AM A REAL WOMAN. A DUMBFUCK LIKE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY FATHOM WHAT A REAL CONFESSION IS LIKE AND PROPERLY RECEIVED! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY 'I LOVE YOU, SAKURA-CHAN!' GODDAMN, I JUST SPILLED MY HEART OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? A FREAKING VILLAGE PARADE?
Readers: Refer to Hinata's confession to Naruto prior to this BS.
Sakura: I just want you to forget about the promise. I don't want to burden you. Let's not get Sasuke back anymore.
Naruto: No. The promise means very little.
Readers: Well, there goes the NS foundation. AHAHHA.
Naruto: I'm not going to give up on him.
SasuNaru fangirls squeal.
Naruto: It's because of-
Kaka and Yama: SHH.
Kiba: SHOULD WE TELL-
Sakura stomps on his foot.
Sakura: FUCK YOU THEN! I'M LEAVING! LET'S GO GUYS!
Sakura makes a distance between her and Naruto: HELP ME FIND SASUKE-KUN, KIBA.
This scene ends. WOW. LOVELY. Their relationship highlights its core qualities: GUILT. PITY. LIES.
Sakura: It's me or the Sauce.
Sakura: FUCK YOU! I'LL KILL HIM THEN! JUST LIKE HOW EVERYONE WANTS HIM DEAD.
Then it is revealed shortly after by Kakashi, Sai, Yamato and insisted by SasuSaku-fanboy!Naruto:
Sakura still loves Sasuke. She will kill him to free him from the darkness. Save him from the shit he'd set up with himself for the rest of his life. She knew that Naruto would never approve if she told him in the first place so she did not bother. She takes on the task to 'save' Sasuke on herself before Konoha gets to him. She is willing to make that sacrifice as a ninja...SasuSaku. :)
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