the surly mermaid
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Joined 09-16-04, id: 672630
Author has written 6 stories for Good Omens, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
I seem to have been bitten by the fanfic bug. Strange but fun.
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Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Four Hands Around by French Pony reviews
Of the last two sons of FĂ«anor.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Joy and Health by moon71 reviews
On the eve of battle, Crateros, friend of the King, exacts a difficult promise from Hephaestion, friend of Alexander. Or does he...? Alexander X Hephaistion
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Hellblazer: Hogwarts by Camwyn reviews
Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,555 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 7/24/2004
The Elladan Show by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's university situation worsens. Elrohir may just be getting crazier. Sequel to Home for the Holidays, followed by Rivendell Nine to Five. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
Flint And Fire by Nol reviews
A bittersweet little AU fairytale. Caranthir kicks a dwarf, and finds love.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2004
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Evidence by Camwyn reviews
Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2004
Beleg's Doom by Tehta reviews
Some say that character is fate. This is certainly true for Beleg, whose single-minded focus leads him straight to his Doom. Slashy, ridiculous.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2004
War Dust by Nol reviews
In response to the Maglor-in-history plotbunny. The bard at the Trojan War, sings of Achilles, Patroclus, and the memories of a brother.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Published: 11/1/2003
Home for the Holidays by Elladan son of Elrond by Claudi007 reviews
Having recovered from his summer, Elladan returns to Rivendell just in time to meet up with the Fellowship of the Ring. Now complete. Sequel to "How I Spent My Summer Vacation". Followed by "The Elladan Show"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
Under the Curse by Finch reviews
Silmarillion-based. The love of Maedhros and Fingon. Warning: homosexuality. Chapter 11 and last. Maedhros meets the Judge.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,860 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2003 - Published: 4/2/2002
Dissection of the Common WoodElf, Telerius galadh by bryn bnw reviews
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
Of Leaves of Gold and Petals Red: A Faery Tale by Ithilwen of Himring reviews
A Silmarillion-based adaptation of a classic Scottish folk ballad. Silmarillion-based.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,288 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/10/2002
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by Claudi007 reviews
Elladan's Summer in Rivendell. Legolas shows up, Glorfindel and Erestor get all weird, and zaniness ensues. Now complete. Followed by "Home for the Holidays".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
Blood And Warm Blankets by Kielle reviews
Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Faramir
The Unforgettable Fire by Ithilwen of Himring reviews
The tragic relationship of Caranthir and Haleth. Silmarillion-based.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,388 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2002
City of Angels by afrai reviews
Ducks' was a really good idea.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Complete
Fell Fire by Finch reviews
Silmarillion-based. The sad love story of Aegnor, brother of Finrod, and the mortal woman Andreth. Part 2; Last Chapter up.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Many Meetings reviews
After a shipwreck, Crowley meets someone he dreads. Originally written for the swashbucklathon challenge on livejournal.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
Shared Laughter reviews
In the timelessness of the Silver City, Crowley and Aziraphale meet for the first time.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Trouble In Paradise reviews
Crowley tries to cope when the Bentley mysteriously breaks down.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Passing Through reviews
After the Infinite Improbability Drive malfunctions, Arthur finds himself in Middle Earth. Crossover with the Lord of the Rings.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Unexpected Discoveries reviews
Crowley discovers something Aziraphale would rather keep secret.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
The Voice of the Soul reviews
During the holidays, Crowley reluctantly gives in to his more noble instincts.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
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