Kit Thespian
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Joined 05-08-01, id: 67308, Profile Updated: 06-15-13
Author has written 9 stories for Mummy, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X-overs, Misc. Movies, and Final Fantasy VIII.

NOTE TO ALL OF MY READERS!! No, I am not dead. I am currently holding a job and writing my novels and that keeps me busy. But I have not abandoned you! Have faith in me and I will write!

Bio:

I am a writer and a thespian. I love sci-fi and fantasy, and I really love humor. I do not approve of slash, in a serious context (parody context, maybe). And though I will not completely discard a good story because of it, I don't approve of swearing and cursing, especially if "God" or "Jesus" or anything pertaining to Them are in the same sentence (THAT'S just plain offensive). I tend to be shamefully conservative, and quite proud of it. I am also known as an author of the infamous "Yuffieroth" pairing. And I openly admit it. MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

And, contrary to popular belief, I do not consume drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or anything of the sort...except caffeine...and echinacea...put together. Ahem...

Oh, and one more thing. I...HATE...AVATAR.

Regarding my stories:

Currently, my finished stories are:

1) "The effects of plane riding on a CERTAIN Medjai"; a one-shot parody
2) "A Kind Word"; A Magus/Lucca fic
3) "Popular" a one-shot parody songfic featuring Sephiroth and Kefka
4) "Yes, we have no more arrows today"; a one-shot parody of one of the final scenes in the movie "300".
5) "Ah, that Christmas spirit"; a one-shot comedy featuring the FF7 characters going a-caroling.
6) "No two Gerrys"; a parody "what-if" vignette featuring three movie characters who look nothing alike and yet are all played by Gerard Butler meeting in a dentistry.

"Up a Treehouse" My Yuffieroth is going to take a little longer. I am currently working on it.
"Human Monster" I doubt I will continue it. If you are curious as to what happens next to the characters, read "Up a Treehouse." Their fates are alluded to there. "Up a Treehouse" and "Human Monster" are set in the same universe and are connected to each other.

Favorite pairings:

Chrono Trigger:
1) Magus/Lucca - Magus is the ultimate VG character, and Lucca just seems right for him, for some, strange reason...
2) Schala/Glenn - Why not?

Final Fantasy VI:
1) Terra/Edgar- He's the best looking guy, likes Terra, and he's a KING. Need I say more, besides the fact that Edgar is my favorite VG hero?
2) Celes/Sabin- Ever since I first played this game, I thought these two would be more suitable than Celes/Locke. Just my opinion, which over the course of seventeen years has not changed.
3) Celes/Setzer- I'm not terribly opposed to this pairing either.

Final Fantasy VII:
1) Sephiroth/Yuffie- I know, it's weird. But it could work! I promise! If you're curious as to how I could possibly attempt to pull it off, go read "Up a Treehouse"
2) Hojo/Lucrecia- Sue me. I like this couple, however sick you think the idea is. Vincent/Lucrecia has very little (if any) game support. Besides, I really don't like Vincent, and Hojo's cool! Darn stupid Shinra and Jenova for ruining their lives!
3) Sephiroth/Aerith-The One-Winged Angel and the Cetra...Ill-fated, or meant to be? Either way, I like them, though not as much as the Yuffieroth. You will find that I more often than not (nearly always) favor the Yuffieroth over the Aeriseph. But I like a good Aeriseph, especially the version as depicted by Sulphurya.
4) Cloud/Tifa- Because they're right for each other. Aerith only liked Cloud because he took on some of Zack's characteristics, I think. And Tifa stuck with Cloud even when he was in his poisoned, retarded state in the middle of the game. That's true love, man.
5) Rufus/Tifa- Buuuut, if Cloud ain't around, the brat prince of Shinra can always cheer Miss Lockheart up. Again, I refer to Sulphurya's stories.
6) Zach/Aerith - A nice little tragic romance. They are certainly better suited than Cloud/Aerith.

The Phantom of the Opera:
1) Erik/Christine: Naturally...
2) Raoul/Meg: All right, the fop can have his happily ever after too...
3) Erik/Meg: Hey, if not Christine,the guy's gotta have somebody.

Final Fantasy VIII:
1) Squall/Rinoa: Come on, people, are there really two fictional people more suited for each other than these two? This couple makes the "fairytale Final Fantasy" worth playing.
2) Seifer/Quistis: I know; it's reaching. But the fics I've read with these two as a couple are very good. They balance each other out.
3) Selphie/Irvine: You gotta love the cuteness!

Final Fantasy IX:
1) Kuja/Garnet(Dagger): Why do I like this pairing? Maybe it's my dislike for Zidane. Maybe it's my wuv for silver-haired loonies. Maybe I just like it. Who knows? But alas, there aren't that many around. In fact, I could probably count them on my hand. Dang.
2) Beatrix/Steiner: Come on, people, the love letter sequence is probably one of the funniest things ever to happen in a video game. Those who've played it know what I'm talking about. How can you not like this pairing after that? And don't say it was "sudden." You can see these two together from the very start. It's obvious.

Heroes:
1) Sylar/Claire- SYLAIRE FOREVER! It's destiny!
2) Matt/Janice- Sorry, Daphne, but I like the first one better.
3) Sylar/Elle- I really only like this one in AUs where Sylar is still a Petrelli. They were cute for a while.
4) Peter/Emma- They deserve each other, in a good way.

Grimm:
1) Nick/Juliette- Can't a sweet and normal couple just be TOGETHER?
2) Monroe/Rosalee- One word: AWWWWW!!!

Pairings I despise:

Any and everything slash, yaoi, shounen-ai, incest, etc. Now that I've said that, here's the other pairings.

Chrono Trigger:
1) Frog(Glenn)/Lucca- I'm far too loyal to Magus/Lucca to bend otherwise.
2) Crono/Lucca- same principle as #1.

Final Fantasy VI:
1) Locke/Terra- It wouldn't work, people, it just wouldn't work. Locke/Celes stretches as it is, and it's canon. Locke's just too unstable in character, and Terra is too fragile. Besides, he's a bum.

Final Fantasy VII:
1) Vincent/Lucrecia- besides having no true basis in the game, it's a pairing that makes me ill, considering that I'm a fan of Hojo. And to those that think that Sephiroth is Vincent's son: one, play the game. Two, that just makes it all the more sick that Vincent aids in killing Sephiroth in the end.
2) Sephiroth/Tifa- these two are not emotionally compatible. They don't mesh.
3) Cloud/Aeris- if there is a superior pairing in a Cleris story that I favor (like Yuffieroth or Rufus/Tifa, for example), I'll read it for that other pairing, but otherwise, I steer away from these.
4) Red XIII/Anyone that is not of his race- Bestiality was never my cup of tea.

Final Fantasy VIII:
1) Squall/Quistis- No, no, no. They both have too many emotional issues to be dealt with. And in the game, Quistis resolves her feelings for Squall as mere sisterly affection, and there you have it.
2) Rinoa/Seifer- Seifer is too brutish (not brutal, but brutish) for someone sprightly like Rinoa.

Heroes:
1) Peter/Claire- He's her UNCLE. Not to mention an idiot. Peter, that is. Claire's just immature.

Grimm:
1) Nick/Just pick any dude- The ONLY reason these fics exist is because of irrational Juliette hatred. Well, that and the Ho Yay, I guess.
2) Renard/Juliette- NOOOOOO!!! (Thankfully, the show writers agree)
3) Renard/Adalind- Can't they just kill her already?
4) Nick/Adalind- No. Just...no.

Favorite Quotes (from my own fics):

“I am battling visions of taking you by the remnants of your hair and hurling you into the void.” --Magus in "A Kind Word"

"This is no ordinary feather duster! It's a...a...mythril feather duster! It's worse than the Ultima Weapon! It'll tear you to shreds!" --Yuffie in "Up a Treehouse"

"...You are a very strange little person."
"Look who's talking, Mr. Big-shot-I'm-immortal-you're-only-a-flea-next-to-my-greatness!"
"I'm strange in a intelligent and strategic manner. You are just strange." --Sephiroth and Yuffie in "Up a Treehouse"

"Hojo had long known the power of his glare. He used it sparingly, because his trademark grimace was enough to give him the reputation of having a perpetual bad mood. He had actually practiced the glare in front of the mirror several times, perfecting it to the spotless piece of unspeakable horror that it was to this day. On one hand, he was glad he hadn’t lost his touch. On the other hand, waiting for an answer from Sephiroth was becoming tiresome." --from "Up a Treehouse"

"Okay, okay! Sorry! I didn't mean to pry. I tend to get a little pushy sometimes; I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you. I'll buy you a drink."
"I don't drink."
"Aren't you the scientific wonder? Surely you drink something." --Rosem and Hojo in "Human Monster"

Favorite Quotes (from other fics; authors' names are in bold print. Y'all should be grateful; this is free advertising (snicker).):

"This is a tool worthy of me!" --Magus in "The Masadoom and Company" by hyperdrive (in reference to a magical plunger called the Masadoom)

"They…well…they didn't take it very well. My dad fainted and my mom, after getting over her shock, ordered me out of the house. So, I-"
"Wait a minute," Magus interrupted her, apparently confused by something. "Your father fainted? And your mother was the one that ordered you out of the house. Isn't that just a little…backward?" --Magus and Lucca in "It Takes Two to Tango" by Zipis1

"He's not pining! He's passed away! This Chocobo is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He is stiff! Bereft of life, he's stone dead! If you hadn't tied his eyelids back, he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bloody invisible choir! THIS IS AN EX-CHOCOBO!" --Sephiroth in "The Dead Chocobo Sketch" by Warren Griffiths

"Magus stood on the bridge, staring. And staring. And staring. What he was staring at he didn't know, but for the time he had spent staring at it, it had better be pretty d-ed interesting. He looked at the new scythe he had recently gotten. He wondered how it had fit in a treasure chest that was about a third of its size. Ah, well… Enough questioning the laws of physics." --from "Why Staring Contests Are A Bad Idea" (Deleted story, but it's such a great quote!)

"SEPHIROTH IS FINALLY DEAD! YAAAAAY! BRING OUT THE CHAMPAGNE AND BOOOOOOOOOZZZEEE! Yes! In your face psycho dude! Still, he scared me a LOT. Shudder. He liked his hair too much; he’d frigging call his hair ‘my precious’ and purr when he brushed it! I know, I saw! ……Okay it’s not my fault I was spying….so what if he was in a hot spring….unclothed….with peeping Yuffie hiding behind a few rocks…" --Yuffie in "The Ramblings of Yuffie" by Kadaj

“What makes you think, what makes you even entertain the whim, that you could ever play music with any skill?” --Erik/The Phantom in "Blinding" by Dream Descends

"Where were you!"
"Huh? Uh… Coffee break."
"Wha-WHAT!"
"My coffee break… you know….take ten? Mid morning break, a hiatus…its against the labor laws not to give those in your service at least one small break."
"You’re kidding…"
"No… good grief, Valentine. I can’t be evil ALL the time! I need my TLC too, ya know!"
"You’re not even real!"
"Not real! NOT REAL! OF COURSE I’m real! I am that which haunts you in your mind, spawns your nightmares, plagues your life! ...
But jeez, I need a break sometimes!" --Vincent Valentine and Chaos in "Coffee Break" by Mako Red Eyes

“Laney! Take a look at that! Tell me if I’m really seeing what I think I’m seeing!”
“Well, off the top of my head, I’d say it’s Sephiroth running naked through the park, pursued by something like...fifty, sixty insane girls.”
“Okay, so I am seeing what I think I’m seeing. C’mon; let’s go get more ice cream.”
“Yaay!” --Reno and Elena in "Sephiroth Takes a Bath" by Rhianwen

“If you go ANYWHERE, I shall use all of my non-fatal powers to torment you until you’re driven as insane as a rabid Chihuahua!” --Sephiroth "Stuck With You" by Yumesuta

"Metal...Microwave...Boom." --Rude in "Rude's Bad Hair Day" by Cueball

"Am I an uncle or an aunt?" --Rufus Shinra in "Where The Lost Ones Go" by Sulphurya

"Magic is not real, but what you will learn is very real. In time you will develop the power and the knowledge to move entire mountains and cause steams to turn into rivers in the blink of an eye. You will learn to master the elements themselves."
“How do we do that?”
“Walk around the room three times in a clockwise direction.”-- Spekkio and Marle in"Chrono Trigger: The Sands of Time" by Gibson18

:“Change up and eat your breakfast.”
“But...”
”No.”
“Don’t I…”
”No.”
“…get any say in this?”
“No.” --Sephiroth and Yuffie in "The General's Jester" by mr-fable

"You’re such a sweet boy, Sephiroth. Yes, I would like something for Mother’s Day. How about burning another village?"
"If that’s what you want, of course, Mother, but don’t I do that every day? This is your special day-why don’t you ask for something special?"
"All right. Ah-ha!"
"An idea?"
"Creamed tea."
Sephiroth blinked, "Creamed tea?"
"Yes, creamed tea. Heavenly stuff. I haven’t had it in centuries."
Jenova and Sephiroth in "Happy Mother's Day, Jenova" by esotaria

"Now what...?" He thought, and wondered vaguely if he could walk, "ShinRa is in ruins... Sephiroth is going to destroy the world... and my best suit is ruined...snap." --Rufus Shinra in "The Brat Prince" by Sulphurya

"What came next, he mused, studying the horrified look on the Chocobo Head's face. Ah yes. Smirk. Evil smirk. Evil smirks were one of Sephiroth's greatest and most obsessively perfected forms of silent communication. Others included the Inscrutable Look, The Glare (there was more than one. In fact, there was a whole catalogue), the Schadenfreude Look of Amusement and The Silent Promise of Thumbscrews. He was particularly good at that one." from "Why Waist Length" by Silver Pard

"I know things haven't been easy for you since things aren't 8-bit anymore. But--hehehe--I'm sure ICP is looking for a new
band member. Hahahaaaa!"
"Hehehe! Better an ICP member...than an emo...with an OEPIPUS COMPLEX!"
Sephiroth and Kefka in YouTube video "Kefka vs. Sephiroth" by VileChylde

"Sigh...It's good to be the clown." Kefka in YouTube video "Kefka vs. Sephiroth" by VileChylde

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Chrono Trigger: The Sands of Time by Gibson18 reviews
To End Opposition; Our party muses on the changes within Crono. All begin to search inside themselves and their resolve in their greatest quest is renewed...
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 430,742 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/27/2004
New Rule Awakened by Deiph reviews
An ancient creature has risen from its sleep and begun a series of murders that threaten to expose not only Nick Burkhardt but the entire Wesen community.
Grimm - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,191 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Complete
Elevator Etiquette and Apartment Manners by SG-girl reviews
Sean Renard is a solitary man. His next-door neighbor is not. Unfortunately for him, they share an elevator.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Captain Renard - Complete
The Masadoom and Company by hyperdrive reviews
At first, Lucca simply wanted to create moving pictures. What she invented was the boob tube! With the aid of the Chrono Trigger crew, can Lucca create the TV we all know and love? Please read and review!
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,982 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Lucca, Magus
When You're Evil and Dead by Sforzie reviews
Kuja's dead, and meets the other FF villains in the underworld...and lots of stuff happens. COMPLETE, 071004!
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 85,842 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/6/2001 - Complete
Unholy Plastic by Serena Thorn reviews
Claire had survived falls from bridges, jumping out of high-story windows, car crashes, fires, the list went on. It was some cruel twist of fate that a five inch piece of plastic would be the death of her. Oneshot
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Changes by Dragynflies reviews
Elle & Sylar give the whole relationship & family thing a shot after the events of 3x09. AU after, not taking into account any spoilers from future Heroes episodes. Updated rating at of Chapter 3, complete as of 11/27/08
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Elle B., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Sword and the Rose by Baramos reviews
-FFVI- Novelization of the game's events. Originally entitled "The Rose-Entwined Sword".
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 6/21/2006
How to Stop an Exploding Man by Viresse430 reviews
A parody. How you can stop an exploding man. Taught by Isaac Mendez with assistance from Mohinder Suresh.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Learning How To Breathe by Faronon Star Wolf reviews
-AU, hiatus/discontinued- Yuffie has a problem. It's not bad enough she's caught up in a quest to save the world from a long-haired maniac. Nope. She can also hear dead people.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Blinding by Arkaeo reviews
Christine has spent four years mourning a life she never lost. Erik has spent four years mourning a love he never had. When fate and tragedy bring them together, can they find a way to forgive? EC, ALW2004 and Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,940 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Quest for Nobuo Uematsu! by Hikari-Aegle reviews
Final Fantasy composer Nobuo Uematsu has been kidnapped, and it's up the FF teams to get him back! However, to do so they'll have to pay a visit to Admirer Island, and island inhabited by dangerous and diehard fans... Chapters six AND seven up!
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005
Little Sephiroth by Mischievious Moogle reviews
Sephiroth and Zack have been assigned to assist Hojo in his lab. When Hojo leaves to run an errand, Zack gets a little curious and accidentally gives Sephiroth the mind of a five year old boy! Will Zack be able to fix Sephiroth before Hojo returns?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Stuck With You by Yumesuta reviews
The Planet decided to give Aeris and Sephiroth another shot at life...for a price. In order to stay alive, they have to get along with each other for one month. Will they be able to? SephirothxAeris
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G.
It Takes Two to Tango by Zipis1 reviews
A month and a half after the defeat of Lavos, Magus is alone in his castle, and very bored, until an unexpected visitor shows up, with very unexpected news. LuMa
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004
The General's Jester by mr-fable reviews
Yuffie gets caught by General Sephiroth while trying to steal from the SHINRA building. YuffSeph
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,846 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Yuffie K., Sephiroth
The Love Woes of Vincent Valentine by Birgit Riddle reviews
Hojo keeps getting in the way of Vincent's attempts to woo Lucrecia. A gift fanfic for a friend.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Vincent V., Prof. Hojo - Complete
A Day at The Races by Roaring Flame Cat reviews
What happens when Yuffie gets sugar high and starts riding Red XIII in the chocobo races along side Cloud riding on Vincent dressed as a chocobo? What also happens when Vincent reveals that he always wanted to be a balerina? The answer... Pure madness O.o
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005
Where The Lost Ones Go by Sulphurya reviews
The sequel! Sephiroth died to protect the planet, but Aeris brought him back, and now the planet calls for them to fight again, this time they wont be alone! COMPLETE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 230,722 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by JabberW00kie reviews
Not even Sephiroth can be a perfect diabolical adonis all the time. Take a peek at a few of the legendary General's less than legendary moments. Second Chapter: Sephiroth vs. Masumane, or Why Sephiroth's Hair is so Straight.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Sephiroth
Perfect To Me by KishinofMadness reviews
When Sephiroth kidnaps Yuffie after what she thought was the last battle, her only chance is for the others to save her. But does she really wanna be saved?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Sephiroth, Yuffie K.
Blood of the Planet by Alyssa2 reviews
It is seventeen years after Meteor, and young Seth Drasil has discovered an unwanted truth about himself. Before long, he is caught up in a new battle for the Planet... and his allies have their own truths to deal with. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 126,029 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/28/2001 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
Chibi Sephiroth by lastat-chan reviews
What happens if sephiroth and Hojo have a fight? What if there is a love triangle? Well we'll all find out! Please review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Nightmare by El loopy reviews
Jareth meets his match. This idea occurred to me after I’d seen ‘The Incredibles’. What if Kari had wished Jack-Jack away to the Goblin King…ONE SHOT.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Jareth - Complete
Sleeping Beauty Final Fantasy 7 style by serindarkwolf19 reviews
This is a story about a hansome prince who is destined by to prick his finger on an enchanted rose which will place him under a terrible curse that will make him sleep forever. But the spell would be broken by his true love’s first kiss. Done
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,862 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Vincent V., Tifa L. - Complete
Coffee Break by Mako Red Eyes reviews
Apparently, even Chaos needs a break now and then.... The problem is, that had never occured to Vincent...oneshot drabble
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Vincent V. - Complete
Caffeine by Avalon Estel reviews
What do you get when you cross the Fellowship with a cup of Starbucks coffee? Absolute mayhem. [Threeshot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
May the Valar protect us by Aerlalaith reviews
Celebrian has gone on a visit to Lothlorien, leaving Elrond to watch the twins. May the Valar protect us.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Princess Sarah by Amazonian21 reviews
A romantic fairytale filled with quests, destiny, and a few twists along the way. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Parenthood by YunCyn reviews
Falling in love was easy. Getting married was simple. Then came the reeeally scary part: Parenthood. Final Fantasy 710 crossovers.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Complete
No Living Man by Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Limit Break by Sabriel41 reviews
Mary Sues... unfounded relationships... implausible love stories... Too much for the average onewinged angel? Sephiroth rants. Lyrically.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Sephiroth - Complete
Army of the Dead by Jaelle reviews
LotR:RotKPotC Crossover. Yes, really. The Black Pearl winds up in Gondor at an auspicious time... and Will and Legolas are studiously ignoring each other. Silly, strange, written in drabble chapters. Rated for cartoon-style violence.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2004
Ala Sephiroth by Night-Mare-Chan reviews
He just can't seem to get where he's going.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2003
Traitor by chibird reviews
Yuffie understands more than anyone how it feels to be a puppet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2003
Yuffie's Seed by Cup of Joe reviews
Okay, I can't guarantee anything for this poem, the rhymes are corny. It's pretty much about all the FF7 characters contributing to a plant.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2002
Sephiroth Takes a Bath by Rhianwen reviews
An account of an ill-fated bubble bath starring everyone's favourite misunderstood villain, his favourite rubber-ducky, and many very, very happy young women. [Sigh] I wish 'complete and total insanity' was a genre category...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Complete
Let's battle Sephiroth! by Taco Sushi reviews
A parody fic (if you find it that way) about Cloud and company in their battle vs th evil Sephiroth! *CHAPTER 5 added!* WARNING: I added a little CloTi romance in this chapter! Please Read & Review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2002 - Published: 4/5/2002
A Day In The Life Of Jareth by Dreamin reviews
Cowritten with ThursdaysChild. Jareth's having a really bad day, but what can you expect when you rule goblins? Winner of the 2003 Green Awards for Best Short Story and Best Comedy.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Complete
Iris by JadeAngel reviews
AeriSeph Sephiroth and Aeris, both lost in the lifestream, are guided towards each other. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Body Switch by Tifa Gainsborough reviews
Something has happened to our beloved characters. Will they ever get back their old bodies? And what is Cloud's new strange fixation. Come on in and find out, sensless humor galore.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/1/2001
My bash everyone fic! by Clara reviews
Just what the title says, kiddies. Get offended by your favorite character being humorously torn to shreds? Don't read this. Read it anyway, but don't like it? Then flame away! *giggles madly*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2001
The Dead Chocobo Sketch by Warren Griffiths reviews
A FF7 tribute to Monty Python - a FF7 version of the Python's greatest sketch of their time.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2001
Edgar's Quest for Luv by Themis56 reviews
A very, very old first attempt at humor. Edgar seeks to woo the hand of his ladylove. Hijinx and caricaturizations ensue while the world slowly crumbles away.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2000
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Up a Treehouse reviews
Sephiroth is alive. But how? That's what HE wants to know. Will he ever find out? And will he be able to have a normal life? Naaaah. Yuffieroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,170 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/10/2005 - [Yuffie K., Sephiroth] Prof. Hojo
Along Came Squall reviews
Song parody of Along Came Jones by The Coasters. How many times did Rinoa get in trouble? And how many times did her knight come to rescue her? This is a hopefully humorous tribute to his brave efforts.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
No two Gerrys reviews
...look alike. Let's face it. What if, in the improbable world of fan fiction, Leonidas, the Phantom of the Opera, and Andre Marek happened to meet in a dentist's office? It would be rather strange. This is for all you fangirls out there.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Human Monster reviews
We know why Sephiroth became evil, but why did Hojo turn out the way he did? This is his story, from his arrival as new assistant to Dr. Gast, to his death... HojoLucrecia
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,617 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Prof. Hojo
Yes, we have no more arrows today reviews
300 humor fic. An alternate ending to the movie, with a pinch of spoof. The question is, what if the arrows missed? You've been warned.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Ah, that Christmas Spirit reviews
What happens when Kit Thespian, notorious for musical craziness, decides to put together a FF7 Caroling Choir? Carol Parodies and Insane Pairings and Love Triangles ensue. What WAS I thinking...?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sephiroth, Yuffie K. - Complete
Popular reviews
Parody Songfic, Popular from the musical Wicked. Sephiroth from FF7 decides to help Kefka from FF6 with his skills as a popular villain. Kefka couldn't be more horrified, and Sephiroth couldn't be more clueless.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
A Kind Word reviews
Maybe he wasn't as strong as everyone thought he was. Or maybe he was stronger... MagusLucca. COMPLETE. Undergoing revision
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,526 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete
The effects of plane riding on a CERTAIN Medjai reviews
Ardeth Bey's thoughts on the events surrounding the fateful plane ride in The Mummy ONESHOT, REVISED
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Ardeth B. - Complete
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