Kaladelia Undomiel
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Joined 09-18-04, id: 673569, Profile Updated: 01-03-15
Author has written 3 stories for Book X-overs, and Lord of the Rings.

If this World Had Magic has been updated... don't try to think to deeply on the premises. if you do it will stop making sense. keep in mind both stories were started in 6th grade.

But I changed so much of Friends of the Cloak I deleted it and it has been recreate...

Tari is also sharing my profile. Her thingy is at the bottom... She is a guest writer in If This World Had Magic. I had an event that she went to in my book and I wanted to do justice to it... If any of you went to ElfCon down in Florida, she participated in the costume thingy... And she wanted to write her POV of Kal/Eric, Kelle/ Erik wedding... yeah she gots her own profile now tis YoplaitPeachYogurt

Name: Kalle

Hobbies: Read Fanfic, HW... J.K. (growls in frustration at piece of geometry) singing, dancing, tech, & acting, FACEBOOK

Pet Peeves: When technology malfunctions only with me! People who pretend to be a ditzy popular girl or in a less personal, more generic terms WHEN YOU STOP ACTING AS WHO YOU ARE JUST TO IMPRESS SOMEONE ELSE!

Jobs: I am a Preschool Teacher at a Montessori school in Herndon, Va. I also do A/V on weeknights/weekends.

I have a BA in Theater with a minor in Early Childhood Education.

Gender: Female

Pets: one dog, Sheltie named Loki

Favorite Fanfic 'genres': LotR, HP, PotC, PotO, TP (Tortallan Series), Bones and any semi-decent crossover with at least one of those 3 and a general plot concept of the other(s) book/movie/TV show.

Wishes: That the real world was like the world in my fic called If this World Had Magic.

Favorite Genre: FANTASY: Medieval mostly...

My friends on this site (meaning I know who they really are and hang out with them in real life) are Queen of the Insects, Araknia the Storyspinner, and Green Day24. Also Tari who was sharing this profile and now has one as well: YoplaitPeachYogurt. Check my favorite author's & stories list.

I apologize for any quote/spelling/grammar mistakes, in here, stories, or reviews. Sometimes I get too crazy and write down the wrong thing or add extra letters etc. If you want it fixed then review my ficlet and two one-shots.

My Favorites are not in any particular order!(just added when thought of/read/seen/ groups)

Favorite Books:

Lord of the Rings FotR, TT, RotK
Harry Potter1-7 except the epilouge...
The Song of the Lioness Quartet Tamora Pierce
The Immortals Quartet TP
The Protector of the Small Quartet TP
The Daughter of the Lioness Series TP
The Old Kingdom series Garth Nix
The Thrawn TrilogyTimothy Zahn
The Hand of Thrawn Series TZ
The Chronicles of Narnia C.S. Lewis
The Last Herald Mage Trilogy Mercedes Lackey
Heralds of Valdemar ML
Alberich's Series-Exile's Honor, Exile's Valor ML
Take a Thief ML
By the SwordML
Brightly Burning ML
Vows & Honors ML
Wicked Lovely Melissa Marr
Bekah Cooper Trilogy TP
The Winds Series ML
The Storm Series ML
Dragonsong Anne McCaffery
Dragonsinger AM

Favorite Movies:

Lord of the Rings FotR, TT, RotK
Harry Potter 3rd, 6th, 7th
Pirates of the Caribbean 1st
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Life of Brian
Princess Bride
Finding Neverland
Batman Begins
Dark Knight
ORIGINAL Star Wars episodes 4, 5 & 6
The Adventures of Robin Hood da one with Errol Flynn
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Classic Disney Movies
Shrek original only
Star Trek: First Contact
Star Trek (2009)
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Sound of Music
Love Actually
All 3 Mummy Movies
Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton's)
Benny and Joon
Guardian's of the Galaxy

Favorite Actors(If there's an ellipses @ the end of a line means played more but haven't seen them)

Viggo Mortensen Aragorn, Tom Hopkins...
Christopher Lee Saruman, Count Dooku, Dr. Wonka, 1st High Counselor, The Jabberwocky...
Sir Ian Mckellen Gandalf, Magneto, Voice of Iorek Byrnison...
John-Rhys-Davis Gimli/Treebeard...
Liv Tyler Arwen, Faye...
Cate Blanchett Galadriel, Maid Marian...
Andy Serkis voice of Gollum, an orc...
John Cleese Nearly Headless Nick, part of the Monty Python Group
& the rest- I wish they were still making random videos...
Johnny Depp Sam,Ichabod Crane Edward Scissorhands, Captain Jack Sparrow, James M. Barrie, Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, Tony 1, Mad Hatter ...
Patrick Stewart Jean luc Picard, Professor Xavier, Claudius...
Whoopi Goldberg Guinan & Cheshire Cat, Shenzi...
Liam NeesonVoice of Aslan, Qui-Gon Jinn, Daniel, Henri Ducard/Ra's Al Ghul
Alan Tudyk Hoban "Wash" Washburne, Squire Wat, Steve the Pirate, Alpha...
Alan Rickman Severus Snape, Colonel Brandon, Marvin, Dr. Lazarus of Tev'Meck/Sir Alexander Dane, Harry, Judge Turpin, Absalom the Blue Caterpillar...
Christian Bail Jack, Batman...
Julie Andrews Mary Poppins, Maria, Queen_...
Chiwetel Ejiofor Operative, Peter...
Tom Hanks voice of Woody... know the movie titles but not names...
Cary Ewles Westly, Robin Hood, Sir Edgar...
Errol Flynn the Adventures of Robin Hood...
Nathan Fillion Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds aka Mal, Caleb, Castle, Captain Hammer...
Gena Torres Zoë Alleyne Washburne, Jasmine...
Morena Baccarin Inara Serra, Maya Griffin, Anna...
Adam Baldwin Jayne Cobb, John Casey, Hamilton...
Jewel Staite Kaywinnet "Kaylee" Lee Fry...
Sean Maher Simon Tam...
Summer Glau River Tam, Russian Ballet Dancer on Angel...
Ron Glass Sheperd Derriel Book...
David Boreanz Angel, Seeley Booth...
Anthony Head Giles, Principal in Dr. Who, King Uther Pendragon...
James Marsters Spike, Captain John Hart, Piccolo, Barnabas, Victor ...
Seth Green Oz, Chris(Voice Family Guy)...
Amber Benson Tara
Eliza Dushku Faith, Echo
Tamoah Penikett Helo, Paul Ballard...
Jamie Bamber Lee "Apollo" Adama...
Edward James Olmos Adama
Brendan Fraser Ben Sullivan, Rick O'Connell, Rick Cabot, Trevor Anderson, Mo "Silvertounge" Folchart, Sgt. Stone...

Favorite TV Shows

The Simpsons
Star Trek: Original Series (for the cheese/laugh factor)
Star Trek: Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
Battlestar Galactica (New One)
Hawaii 5-0 (new one)
Covert Affairs
Rizzoli & Isles
White Collar
Vampire Diaries (Season 1 only)
Blue Bloods
Dr. Who
The Librarians

Favorite Musicals/Plays/Operettas/Operas

Gilbert and Sullivan Seen Mikado, Pirates of Pennzance, Iolanthe(those I've got on VHS) and H.M.S Pinnafore
Sound of Music
My Fair Ladymovie
Peter Pan play only
Lion King I was Bonzai (in a summer program) and have original broadway cast cd. need ta see full play
Phantom of the Opera have cd and DVD and need ta see the actual musical
Into the Woods

Favorite Songs/Bands/CD's that I have

Always Look on the Right Side of Life Life of Brian & Spamalot
Camalot Holy Grail & Spamalot
Brave Sir RobinHoly Grail & Spamalot
You Won't Succeed on BroadwaySpamalot
Lady of the Lake Diva's Lament Spamalot
Shadowland Lion King
Original Broadway: Lion King
May it Be LotR/FotR
Gollum's Song LotR/TT
Into the WestLotR/RotK
All three LotR
The Doors
Original Broadway for RENT
Into the Woods
Sweet Honey in the Rock
Viva La Vida by Coldplay

Favorite Pairings

Keladry/Cleon- reason on that is b/c it should've cont.
Jaina/Zekk- Feelings are obvious just hasn't happened to my knowledge.
Tenel Ka/Jacen- Feelings are obvious just hasn't happened to my knowledge.
And all pairings, unless stated otherwise, that were laid out by the original author!

Favorite Quotes- I'll try to give context both in and out of the quotes...

"Funfunfunfunfun." Introduced by Darking named Leaf in The Realms of the Gods. Who are used in Trickter's Queen as well.
"The three runners became the three walking injured." Peter Jackson talking about how Orlando had broken ribs, Viggo, oh so HOT and a wonderful actor, had two broken toes, and John's scale double had bad knees, when those three had to do their running scenes.
"Oh oh. She picked up chair." Darking named Secret to Aly. Trickster's Queen
"Let us hunt some Orc." Aragorn Lord of the Rings, the movie.
"PPPS. I hope Butterbur sends this promptly. A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried. If he forgets, I shall roast him. Fare Well!" Gandalf 's letter to Frodo, but not delivered.
"ALL girls are Princesses." Sarah Crewe to Miss Minchin and many others A Little Princess, movie.
"Fell beasts awake! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn! Forth Eorlingas!" Theoden Two Towers-movie.
"RUN AWAY!"-King Arthur & echoed by his knights Monty Python Holy Grail & Spamalot
"Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns... This would be a whole lot eaiser if I wasn't COLORBLIND!" -Donkey Shrek
"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar..."-Wash moment before... to Mal in Serenity and nearly anything Jayne says... or Mal... or Wash... or anyone in Firefly/Serenity or just google for quotes and something'll pop up
Zoë: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order. From Firefly Episode: Serenity
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well… that'll be an interesting day.
:Pelias' tits, Bard, I'm not a horse I'm not going to kick you! Get on with it: -Yfandes, Vanyel Ashkevron's Companion, to Stefen/ Tylendel- Vanyel's lifebonded Magic's Price last book of Last Herald Mage...
"Not kind," he told her. "Grateful. Admiring. You're getting my shirt wet."- Prince Jonathan of Conte, soon to be knight, to Alanna, near the end of Alanna: The First Adventure.
"I agree; Gary agrees; sometimes I think Jon agrees. But what could we do? King Roald- gods rest his passing- you remember how much he disliked a ruckus. He wanted to forgive and forget, especially forget. He restored Roger's estates, his titles-everything. So now we're stuck with a crazy royal Duke and all those people who think we're cursed for keeping him. Can we talk about something else? I'm getting depressed." -Sir Raoul of Golden Lake to Alanna Lioness Rampant
Mal: Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?

Random Favorites (Games, internet etc):

Order of the Stick
Skip Bo (it's awesomely addicting)
Spider Solitaire
Settlers of Catan
Mahjong Titans

Random/weird facts/info

For those who have or are planning to get Return of the King Extended DVD, should watch Cameron Duncan: Inspiration for Into the West. It is VERY touching.

Clarification of main characters for The Friends of the Cloak:

Kaladelia, (called Kalle or Kal) Elendil II and Boromir II are triplets;. 3 yrs younger are Ester and Estal (NOT Estel) are twins; 3 yrs younger then twins (6 yrs younger then triplets) is Aramorn; & Kal's lover, Earendil, who is the same age as Kal, he is the son of one of the dunedain that come down to find Aragorn & Cock Robin Smallburrow (a Hobbit Sherriff who is rcognized by Sam)



DRAMA ROX especially MAD Drama :):):):) Soccer! YEAH FOR IMPROV!

IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT FROM ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IT IS NOT MINE! This is in case I forget to add a disclaimer to a chappie/one-shot.

I can take 'reasonable' flames but NEVER say I did not read the Lord of the Rings Books! I have read the Hobbit and the trilogy, I'm trying to read the Silmirillion. PLEASE R&R! if you have to flame me, don't copy and paste it. actually read my story...

For those of you who like Mercedes Lackey her homepage is www.mercedeslackey.com

Just have a look at this site its awesome:

Click Here only at a time when you have no pressing time engagements...

Enjoy my books!



P.S. This is Tari's section... the guest writer for ItWhM.:

so I have no idea if this is gonna work...evil Mac of DOOM is kinda messing up my editing powers... so...about the Tari... Names: Becca, Tari, Tality, Barbossa's slave (dont ask), Lizzie, Ugoff...and many more! Age: between negative 100 and positive 100. HA! Location: um, compy room! in my house. so nyah! Muses: Francois, Erik, and Boromir just kinda popped in one day so I said the more the merrier! HAHA! Likes: POTO ALL THE WAY! especially Phantom by Susan Kay...drools I love that book! Erik, LotR, most fantasy stuffs, being hyper, MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC! I heart singing and playing the violin...which I've played for almost half my life. almost. I love animals! more than people! haha. sarcasm rocks! um, I like people that play/sing in tune! I worship music! Dislikes:rap, people with no sense of pitch, The Fop, people who pretend to be nice when they're not...most people in fact...religion, God...haha. So now that I've scared away most people I have to say that I probably won't post any of my stories here - I'm not a writer, the most I ever did was a crap fanfic that only my 3 best friends read. But I will pop into Kal's stories and give her a hand with Tari's POV and random things she may not have exerienced (ie:ELFCon, etc) oh.. and I MET ELIJAH WOOD! cackles demonically just felt like sharing. ummm, yea. I want to go to Juilliard but I won't get in, but I'm going to try. As you might have noticed, I'm a bit music obsessed...blame Erik! not me. I am a pervy slash fancier btw...Merry/Pippin, Harry/Draco are some of my favorites...but I've come across some oddities like Legolas/Gandalf...quite amusing...but I digress...um, read these stories! and review! but if you flame, Kal sends them to me and I use them to toast Fops...erhm. marshmallows!

That was Tari... she is in the category of INSANE and get's MAD when hyper... as you can see... so yeah... ... but anywho... READ AND REVIEW...

Message me if ya wanna talk...


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Marry Me Stupid by Penelope Jones reviews
Graduation night, time to party and celebrate the end of your schooling by getting completely wasted and waking up in a hotel room naked with no memory of the night before... wait that's not right... but that's exactly what happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,727 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Collision by UK All The Way reviews
Hermione is a mutant, along with her two twin siblings that will be joining her at Hogwarts. Will her friends accept her or will she be shunned? angst; slash EDIT: The first EIGHT chapters are severely outdated as I wrote them approx. 4 years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,994 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Love's Philosophy by UK All The Way reviews
Harry is alone and pregnant. He's depressed and not taking care of himself. Why is he so determined to deal with his pain alone? H/D, Mpreg, cutting, cursing, abuse...EDIT: Approx. the first 20 chapters are not up to par. They were written ages ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,648 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fellowship of the Calvin by LATMC reviews
Calvin and Hobbes see a movie commercial for The Fellowship of the Ring, and decides to use his box to go to Middle Earth. There, he and Hobbes will become members of the Fellowship. UPDATED!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,359 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005
Harry Potter and the Mask of Loki by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
After 'HBP', Harry finds a strange green mask in the trash, but even after everything he has witnessed since joining the wizarding world, he has no idea how his possession of such a seemingly simple artefact will affect the outcome of the final battle...
Crossover - Harry Potter & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,969 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W., Voldemort, Stanley I./The Mask - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unveiled Secrets by UK All The Way reviews
Harry was beginning to panic now, the pain was getting worse and he felt as if he might black out it was so intense..." X-MenHP crossover. Rating for language and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Lost in Middle Earth by LATMC reviews
Hermione invents a time portal that can take people to other dimensions. When she, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, and Ginny, try it out, the portal malfunctions and Harry wakes up alone in the Shire. Can he find his friends and save Middle Earth? COMPLETE!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 132,574 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
The Siren of Jezebel Isle by Foamy the Squirrel reviews
Revenge consumes Jasmine after the simulataneous deaths of her sisters, but can the aid of Captain Jack Sparrow and his motley crew show her that there is more to life than revenge and death? JSOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005
Remember by MAEday reviews
These are Boromir's thoughts to Faramir while he is dying. Recommended to anyone in need of a good cry.Oneshot. R and R, please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Truth Be Told by Potter47 reviews
If dreams were grounded in reality, life would be very interesting, wouldn’t it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Healing of Hope by MAEday reviews
Sequel to Healing of the Heart. A story in the Houses of Healing about Eowyn and Faramir. Slight romance, not much though. R and R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Death Or Something Like It by Foamy the Squirrel reviews
Brutalized by the one she trusted the most, Ginny has become the pariah of Wizarding society. This her story, her battle against a corrupt government that broke her spirit and was ultimately destroyed by the only ones who believed her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,757 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Travesty of my Life by Foamy the Squirrel reviews
Ripped away from love and life, she was thrust into the future as a helpless babe. Now that her memory has been returned, it is time for her to set right the wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Auguries of Innocence by Potter47 reviews
Danger lies before you, while safety lies behind....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
What's in a Name by star.flash.17 reviews
When Hermione claims she hates her name, Ginny helps her see it's not as bad as she thinks it is... Especially with all the words that crop up. RHr One shot. Summer of 5th yr, OotP outtake. -REVIEW!-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Won't Let You Die by Tom Riddle Charlie reviews
One-shot. RHr Before Ron and Hermione are going to be killed by Voldemort. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Friends of the Cloak reviews
Kaladelia and her siblings are the children of Aragorn and Arwen... and discover a Cloak of interesting power... I know this goes against established canons... I just didn't wanna change some things NO LONGER UPDATING I HAVE COMPLETELY LOST THE STORY
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007
If this World had Magic reviews
Kal Billingum is a normal girl until her and her best friend, Eric Billingdon, find out that they and Eric's Parents aren't all they seem to be...
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Complete
The Woman who Killed Noras
This is Kalle telling her children of her life before she went on her adventure with the Cloak. If you had any questions I hope these answer them. Please R&R & I'll luv ya forever! I'm lame at summaries. Some fighting nothing to graphic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete