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Joined 09-18-04, id: 673721, Profile Updated: 08-27-10
Author has written 23 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, Circle of Magic, Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness, Wicked, Moulin Rouge, Ever After, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Labyrinth, Pride and Prejudice, and In Plain Sight.

I am very scattered when it comes to writing, as well as most things in general. I apologize for my odd updating/submitting habits.

Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen
J.K. Rowling
Tamora Pierce
Libba Bray

Favorite Song Of The Moment:

Grandmother Song - Vienna Teng

Favorite Quotes:

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you."

"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"You-Off my planet."

"Earth's full. Go home."

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit."

"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope across Niagra Falls. Intelligence is not trying."

"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."

"What if there had been room at the inn?" (On the origins of Christianity)

"Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it."

"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat."

STORIES:

YAMANI ROSE: In Progress. Being Rewritten. I know, I know. I am working on it, okay?!

THE LADY DEIRDRE: In Progress. Being Rewritten. I am focusing on Yamani Rose right now, but I will try to keep working on it in between.

A CIRCLE SEPARATED AND BROUGHT TOGETHER: On Hiatus. I'm really focusing on the other two right now, so do not expect updates anytime soon.

ONESHOTS: These are really just spur of the moment. I might get a couple up soon when I am blocked for ideas with the others.

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A Mother's Advice by firstflier reviews
Set of short L/J drabbles about the times Lily took her mother's advice and the few times she completely ignored it. **UPDATED 13/10/2014 Chapter 20 - Time Does Not Heal All
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,702 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 6/14/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4020 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Thousand Cranes by JessWho reviews
In Japan it is said that if you fold a thousand paper cranes your wish will come true.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Father's Day by SnubNosedSilhouette reviews
"Do-" Rory seemed to reconsider, then barreled ahead anyway. "This is a silly question, but, do you have a dad, River?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Mile for the Journey by SSJL reviews
The divorce came through, and it was time for Alicia to find herself. NOW COMPLETE.
Good Wife - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,115 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Alicia F., Kalinda S. - Complete
Becoming Real by point-of-tears reviews
War is surreal, especially in the magical world. Between an evil megalomaniac, inordinate battles, and arduous training, life can become intangible. What does it take to become real again? Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,000 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Caramel by SuperSpy reviews
Lily Evans has finally figured out that she fancies James Potter. But instead of happiness and sunshine and passionate snogging, there's a lot of mysterious Comfort Caramels and wallowing in the kitchens. An L/J one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Multitasking Facial Expressions by Blanco Pagina reviews
A random L/J drabble that i came up with. Lily/James are in the Head Common Room and James 'looses it'. They have an emotion conversation-as in, they communicate silently and end up with LilyJames-ness. fun! fluff, nonsensical, etc...REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Infamous Christmas Pudding by firstflier reviews
Light sequel to the one-shot 'Cheatin' In Your Dreams' in which Lily finds out not all is what it seems. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Cheatin' In Your Dreams by firstflier reviews
A Christmas oneshot LJ Lily overhears her husband's disturbing dream and assumes he is determined to ruin Christmas
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Eighteen by S. Thanatos reviews
[DH SPOILERS] Hermione has always been a precocious child. If she had stayed at home, her father would have had her reading treatises on ethics before her thirteenth birthday. It is a possibly regrettable thing that he did not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G.
Marry Me by xxanglophilexx reviews
“I want you to marry me. Soon. And I’m proposing to you. Right now, ring me damned. It all be damned. Just…marry me.” Lily proposes to James. JPLE. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Those Bloody Book Obsessed Buggers by VampireApple reviews
Every single day at lest ten Harry Potter fans would run head long into a brick wall. No Paiting. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Of Extreme Unhappiness, Death Glares, and Jealousy by xxanglophilexx reviews
Lily is Extremely Unhappy, James is dating a girl that isn't Lily, no, she is NOT jealous, and is it really that obvious that she is madly in love with James and would like to hurt his date? A fluffy JPLE oneshot. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just Like James by YaoiCookie reviews
Harry doesn't want to be like James. Slash VoldieHarry warning, EvilTraitor!Harry warning Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/11/2007 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] - Complete
Please Don't Hex Me Baby! by E.A. Hopkins reviews
Oneshot! Lily and James share an interesting conversation about France, boy's hygiene, Quidditch, stealing cauldrons, treacle pudding and bludgers. And no, I'm not insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
With A Face Only A Mother Could Love by redireas reviews
...Unfortunately, this does not apply to James Potter. T for Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
1111 by Ijin reviews
AU. OneShot. Why is Kagome breaking into her own school at two in the morning? Does she want to correct her school record by hacking the school’s computer? Nooooo, not Kagome: She’s got far more stupid reasons for what she is doing.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Horrible Person by Callisto Nicol reviews
James Potter is losing shirts and he doesn't have a clue where they've disappeared to. [Oneshotish]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Do I Know You? by redfox13 reviews
Harry's acting very strange. Provoking Snape, embarrassing friends? Perhaps there's something in the potion fumes getting to his head...OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Clamo, Clamatis, Omnes Clamamus Pro Glace Lactis by redfox13 reviews
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Harry's slipped a potion that has him spurting out Latin, though none of it makes much sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Isuzu by Ijin reviews
AU.OneShot. Kagome gets to know Inuyasha's older brother, who likes to sit behind a computer screen and on the whole is a weird guy. And somehow ends up liking him a lot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Click! by Ijin reviews
AU.OneShot. Sesshoumaru is being stalked. He finds out who is stalking him. They have tea together. KagSess.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Pride of the Convent by punkpixie87 reviews
Alanna didn't go to the palace. Instead she went to the convent, and became a beautiful young lady, but not every young lady is what they seem. And while she may be the pride of the convent, she is the pride of something else...something very powerful. Re
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,822 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Save The Last Dance by Lady of the Wolves reviews
What if Alanna had said yes to Jon's proposal in the desert? Would she have married him and become Queen? Are Alanna and George still meant to be? This chapter and the next reveal her decision...COMPLETE!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,621 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 10/7/2001 - Complete
The Love Note by Gia reviews
[Complete, non-slash] Draco has been toying with Harry by making passes at him. Harry decides to get back it him by showing his creative side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 6/9/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Daddy... Padfoot?! by S. Thanatos reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 146 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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Mary'd reviews
AU Mary/Marshall Much like her mother, baby Norah is a force of destruction, pure and simple. Brandi helps Marshall cope with the chaos at Ground Zero.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Marshall M., Brandi S. - Complete
When Mary Married Marshall reviews
"On the day Marshal Mary Shannon become Mrs. Marshall Mann, she sat on the edge of the dance floor rubbing her sore feet and wondering what the hell she was doing." Set at an indeterminate time during Mary's pregnancy. M/M
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Mary S., Marshall M. - Complete
Being There reviews
Mary and Marshall interact on a seemingly innocent holiday. One-shot, rated K for language.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Silhouettes reviews
Years after the magic has left their lives, two women become mere shadows of who they once were. Essentially two related oneshots with no plot. No active romance, but suggestion of former Felicity/Pip and Gemma/Kartik. Rating for suggestive professions.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Barren reviews
Fifteen years into her happy marriage, Lizzy Darcy realizes that she has no pride left. A brief look into her head at that moment, as well as what she does after. A series of connected oneshots. LBFD
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Remember reviews
These days, all they can do is try their best to remember. After a long life together, it is all that they have. They have forever, but forever is not long at all. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Truth Will Out reviews
An excerpt from the diary of Lily Potter. A woman with nothing to do but wait reflects on how little people truly see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Lily Evans P.
The Rose Garden reviews
Various women speak, separately, about their husbands, divorce, and life to a mysterious stranger. Includes content by Ginny W., Hermione G., and Luna L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Imperfection
DH Compliant. Hermione Granger Weasley knows that she is not perfect, and the thought terrifies her. "Can you love me anyways?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Questions reviews
Gemma allows herself to be carried away in delusions just once after the death of Kartik.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Complete
Tired reviews
A few years after the conclusion of the book, Glinda locks in her room and proceeds to talk to herself.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Glinda U. - Complete
The Yamani Rose reviews
Kicked out of training, Keladry of Mindelan leaves for another country to fulfill her dreams. When she returns, how much will her life have changed? NEW SUMMARY! BEING REWRITTEN! NEW RATING!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,668 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Keladry, Nealan
A Queenly View reviews
Queen Marie speaks to another about her son and his wife years after he has ascended the throne.
Ever After - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
A Strong Impression reviews
The Baroness Rodmilla De Ghent reflects briefly on leaving a strong impression.
Ever After - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Not a Single Regret reviews
After she has told the Duke and watched Satine die, Nini reflects on her guilt as well as the guilt of the people around her.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Nini - Complete
Mistakes reviews
Rated T for mentions of death. Dorothy retells, many years later, the events that took place during her time in Oz.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Dorothy G., Elphaba T. - Complete
The Woman Deirdre reviews
Alanna of Trebond was well on her way to becoming a knight. However, when her true gender is uncovered, she is forced to flee. Later in time, the mysterious, beautiful woman Deirdre appears, cloaked in secrets.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Tortall
She hated the number six reviews
“Kel hated the number six.” A tragic little oneshot about Neal’s death. Hints of a onesided KelNeal relationship. T TO BE SAFE!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
Broken reviews
A broken man stared at a grave, the other attendees at the funeral long gone. Two loves lost, a broken man gives up. Rated for suicide. NO COARSE LANGUAGE. R&R!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Nealan, Keladry - Complete
Eyes reviews
I guess I have always watched him. Over the years, someone has been watching Harry, and now she reflects. Written BEFORE HBP and NOT wriiten with it in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
This Is What You Have Done reviews
A Harry goes to Azkaban story. Very short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Love reviews
Well, I decided to try my hand at an actual, only romance story. Not too romantic, but still. Read and tell me your oppinion. Told by Molly Weasley, when she is old. The first chapter is Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Molly W.
A Circle Seperated and Brought Together reviews
Years after the circle opens books, and by a strange turn of events Briar gets "killed" But years after, when the circle is in peices, a miracle happens, can it restore the circle?
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/23/2004