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Joined 09-19-04, id: 674180, Profile Updated: 04-17-15
Author has written 405 stories for Harry Potter, RENT, D N Angel, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, 1984, Smallville, Mass Effect, Fullmetal Alchemist, High School Musical, Animorphs, Shakespeare, Naruto, Clue, House, M.D., Matrix, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Dragon Age, Inception, 1776, Truman Show, Doctor Who, Twilight, Breakfast Club, Community, Pirates of the Caribbean, V for Vendetta, Count of Monte Cristo, Law and Order: CI, Torchwood, Rocky Horror, American Horror Story, Sherlock, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, Alcatraz, Star Wars, Ringer, Dr. Seuss series, Borgias, Thor, Avengers, Snow White and the Huntsman, Quantum Leap, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Dallas, Law and Order, Luther, Downton Abbey, Person of Interest, Grimm, A Christmas Carol, Les Misérables, Les Miserables, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Into the Woods, Sleepy Hollow, Vampire: The Masquerade, Kingdoms of Amalur, Insidious, 2011, How I Met Your Mother, A song of Ice and Fire, Supernatural, Last Five Years, Suits, Welcome to Night Vale, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Psych, and Big Bang Theory.

R.I.P Uchiha Itachi

You will always live within our hearts.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list if Itachi's death affected you greatly.
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The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight (which given that other people have put it on their profiles I should probably mention was something I came up with)

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephenie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.

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Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 409,057 - Reviews: 3196 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
In the Shadow of the Toll Bridge by Nikstlitslepmur reviews
AU: Something DID jog the memory of our favorite prince that night...but it wasn't the windmill. What would have happened if David Nolan had remembered his REAL life instead of his fake one that fateful night in Gold's shop? What would have happened if David and Mary Margaret had awoken long before anyone else and been left to deal with the monumental task of breaking the curse?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 452,791 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/6/2011 - David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
Dragon Age: The Crown of Thorns by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bhelen had all bases covered, but didn't consider that his older brother would get himself framed on purpose just to fake one measly death... or two. Come to think of it, he probably never expected what happened when the Wardens, all seven of them, dropped by again either, later in the year. Alas. Not that Loghain handled things any better.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 73 - Words: 908,170 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Aeducan, Surana, Cousland, Mahariel
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13470 - Favs: 17,499 - Follows: 16,606 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30369 - Favs: 16,780 - Follows: 14,609 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Early Addition by cloudsophie reviews
What if Georgiana had been at Netherfield? How would it change the story?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,551 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Elizabeth, Georgiana, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
Jazz Elective Antipathy by Becky Blue Eyes reviews
Abigail Callaghan walks with murder in her heels, and sways a new dimension in her hips. Canon compliant, experimental in style, Abigail-centric. SPOILERS FOR BIG HERO 6
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Professor Callaghan, Abigail C. - Complete
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
The Obeisance of Memory by rockpaperscissor reviews
AU of season 4. COMPLETE. "Look, I've got no idea who your brother is, but uh, I think I might be him. Just, y'know, alive."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,385 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Redux: The Suspicion by CeruleanSlane reviews
Melissa and the other Animorphs have a new enemy. And it's a really, really small problem.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,607 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Walk Two Lifetimes by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,489 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Some Friendlier Sky by AMarguerite reviews
Courfeyrac falls through the roof of no. 7 Rue de l'Homme Armé, taking down not only the ceiling, but the carefully built walls Valjean has constructed around himself and Cosette. Wacky hijinks ensue. Thanks to Pip for betaing.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Cosette, Courfeyrac - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Flowers in Toulon by themanofonebook reviews
Valjean was a pruner, in Faverolles. He remembers the flowers that grew there, and wonders if that guard constantly patrolling the hall outside of his cell has a favorite flower. Javert, for his part, could care less. Valvert, Toulon-era.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
The Irreparable Abandonment of a Thinking Being by Saboteuse reviews
Chronicling some of Valjean's time in Toulon: Chenildieu is assigned to Valjean, in what will be a five-year partnership.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Valjean
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 4,042 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Of Candlesticks and Convicts by Empress24601 reviews
In the moment that the Bishop saves both ValJean's life and his soul, what is it that motivates him?
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bishop of Myriel, Jean Valjean
Mistletoe and Misery: A Collection of Ficlets by Ravariel reviews
Short oneshots, each written for a different Christmas prompt. Recent updates feature Feuilly and Montparnasse as gamins together, young Valjean with his nieces and nephews, and Combeferre attending a dying patient. Then Gillenormand gets some surprising carolers, the Amis throw things during a meeting, and Combeferre and Enjolras return to Paris after holidays with family. 25/25!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Complete
Too Soon to Say Goodbye by ColonelDespard reviews
In which the application of good sense and a warm heart ensure many happy endings and new beginnings. Cosette/Courfeyrac and Valjean.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Courfeyrac, Valjean
1776: Walk in My Buckled Shoes by believin'inluv reviews
Each member of the Continental Congress has their own doubts, opinions, troubles, and dreams-if only their fellow delegates knew how they secretly felt. "10 Things" format, based on the musical 1776. I'll take requests on which delegate to do next.
1776 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008
No Worse Than Any Man by Waltzin Atlanta reviews
When Champmathieu is convicted and returned to Toulon, Madeleine remains the mayor of Montreuil-sur-mer. Javert must face the fact that Madeleine is not Jean Valjean, a thief and convict—he is just a man, and no worse than any man. COMPLETE.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
When She Let Him Break by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Mikoto really wasn't sure when she stopped protecting her son, but she knew, with certainty, that she shouldn't have.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Only Once by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Only once had Kisame let himself get attached, and that once definitely knew how to leave a lasting impression. Then again, perhaps it had been Kisame's own fault for liking puzzles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Loving the Lie by starsandstillness reviews
For two days, Barton was a believer. Now he just wishes he could forget. (Not slash. Rated T for language.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
lose my idols to find my voice by Min Daae reviews
This is no homecoming. Post-movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Destiny Called But I Forgot to Pick Up the Phone by nicnac918 reviews
Five times Lex defied his fate and one time Clark did.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Difference Between Spandex and Growing Up by nicnac918 reviews
Superman was a much better friend than Clark had ever been.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Chicks Dig the Metal Jaw by Dlvvanzor reviews
In which Darth Malak tries his absolute hardest to get laid. Female!Revan/Malak oneshot for Sarah1281's birthday.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Reversal by Venath reviews
AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,561 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Broken Sun by Lord 0f Storms reviews
Sun Kin must atone for his role in the attack on Dirge. Wu must atone for binding her friends and Death's Hand. She comes to realise this and begins attempt to restore Sun Kin's mind, whilst repairing her shattered friendship with Dawn Star.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011
The Ace of Spades by Zerbinetta reviews
He may have drawn the final card, but the hand is not yet played.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
Layer at a Time by Tellytubby101 reviews
In which John slowly learns who Mycroft's assistant really is. Dialogue-only. Implied John/Anthea. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2011 - John W., Anthea - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mirror Image by snakes and lions unite reviews
His whole life, Tom Foster has had reoccuring dreams about a boy nearly identical to him, Tom Riddle. But when he discovers that they are really memories, he must make a difficult choice - to remain a reflection or to find his own destiny. AU. NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,566 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Lost In A Thousand Days by Ember Nickel reviews
Drabble sequence: In his darkest dreams, Jake seems to believe, their destiny is tied.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Jake - Complete
Finding it a New way by PilarlaRubia reviews
New summary. Lilly and Veronica head up to LA for a girls weekend instead of the car wash. Does Veronica still become a bad ass and how do the other events already set in motion play out?
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,875 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Veronica
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Somewhere by sinemoras09 reviews
The Uchiha massacre and the events surrounding it. Danzou, Itachi, others. Gen. Angst. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Itachi U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
An Answer in the Silence by Jayie The Hufflepuff reviews
Three months after Jean Valjean's death, Cosette grieves for him as Marius attempts to comfort her. Les Miserables Fanfic. One-shot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Cosette, Marius - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Broomsticks and Shuriken by Lady Red 88 reviews
Things go a little bit crazy when the minds of Uchiha Sasuke and Harry Potter are accidently switched. Evading Orochimaru is the least of Harry's problems. Boggarts? Sasuke doesn't even know the half of it. 5th Year. R & R if you please. REVISED 29/10/11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,450 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
The Almost Empty House by Rachel Indeed reviews
An alternate universe story, set in the Harry Potter universe. Sherlock and John are on their way to Hogwarts. Sherlock is determined to live in an empty House, but things don't work out according to plan.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heavy In Your Arms by Mighty Crouton reviews
For a long time, Marian Hawke was my intellectual and personal enemy. She was no inspiration, but the catalyst behind my need to start this revolution. Rival!Anders x MageHawke, DAII, Spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Fast Forward by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Third in the trilogy. Seq to Press Play. This is the best thing that could be happening, but it's never that simple. You always knew that it wasn't going to be easy, but no-one ever told you that it was going to be this hard. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 179,162 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Let's Hear It for the Boy by gertie-flirty reviews
Written for echaperouge at the Rewrite History meme over on fictorium. Prompt was "The Doctor meets young Rory instead of young Amy."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Rory W. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4812 - Favs: 10,347 - Follows: 11,865 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
I Knew It Wasn't Dean by clair beaubien reviews
Sam learned in hell how to tell not-Dean from real-Dean. Rated for references to torture and other nasty things.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Parenting Advice by tobia reviews
People sometimes ask Jean Berenson for parenting advice. Here's what she can never bring herself to say. Post-54; talk of canon character death.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Jake, Tom B. - Complete
The Crossway by Catslynw reviews
One-shot. Post The Great Game. John is dead, Sherlock is falling apart and Mycroft will do anything to fix it all. Crossover with Supernatural, so be warned! Mycroft/Anthea, Sherlock/John friendship
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Forgetting You, But Not The Time by Ember Nickel reviews
Elfangor and Loren, together and apart. A hundred stories in thirty words or less.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - [Elfangor, Loren] - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Until the Storm is Over by Sweetbriar reviews
Book 44: "The Unexpected". Jake's perspective of everything Cassie missed. Sibling troubles, worried best friends, and slowly becoming a zombie: not the best circumstances when one of your team is missing.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jake - Complete
Redux by sinemoras09 reviews
Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Myth Makers by Emma CS Me reviews
Lilly, Logan, Duncan and Veronica write an epic together.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Lilly, Veronica - Complete
I Kill One Aux by HotPinkCoffee reviews
e11imist t00min and crayaxxxoxo enter the chat room for the last time. Spoilers for all of #54. Rated for language and some cracks at ableism.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ellimist, Crayak - Complete
It Just Doesn't Make Sense by mandassina reviews
Parody fix-it-fic for Children of Earth. If you loved CoE this is not for you. If you have lingering questions and are seeking answers, come on in, you might find them here.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,207 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Gallantry by frustratedstudent reviews
Valjean was never anything short of gentlemanly whenever it came to Cosette. A short day in the life snippet.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Valjean, Cosette - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,858 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Reflections by Corvus corone reviews
The Gauntlet's spirit and its gift inspire reflection and contemplation. Six people from six origins look back on their past, all with differing reactions.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
Princes, Soldiers, Fathers by alikat522 reviews
Why did Alloran agree to escort the humans back to earth?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alloran - Complete
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Way Things Were by Miroku-dono reviews
The downfall of Konoha is far in the past. Yet hope is given in the form of a young man. Will he be able to help change the past enough to avoid the total destruction of all he loves and never knew? AU. Academy and Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,784 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
I'm Not Who You Think by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Looking for the Akatsuki, Sasuke meets a genki blond eager to help him in his quest. But Naruto's true aims turn out to be a bit different; involving the one person that Sasuke has sworn to kill and Naruto has sworn to protect. SasuNaruFriendship. ItaNaru (See profile for update)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,791 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ignite the Stars by Jedi Trace reviews
Co-authored with rhonderoo. An introspective piece interpreting the relationship between Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker in the Original Trilogy, in light of Revenge of the Sith. Drama, short story, complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Picture's Worth by Khilari reviews
Ten drabbles makes a thousand words. Dark's feelings about art. Spoilers for the manga.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Dark M. - Complete
Salve by Zymr reviews
Jake looked up at him, eyes too large in his face, and Tom almost faltered." Pre-series
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Tom B., Jake - Complete
Strength by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Sasuke is strong, but Naruto is stronger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Return, Reject, Recognize, Release by Samurai101 reviews
When Sasuke was young his genius older brother was kidnapped. Now that Sasuke's old his brother's coming back home. Things would be perfect, if the man returned hadn't been a blue eyed pacifist instead of the red-eyed ninja Sasuke was hoping for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Grand Vizier of Oz by Sedri reviews
."Please come back - you're my daughter, I'd do anything-!" She stopped, hand half-raised and ready to cast a spell. "Anything?" AU, Fiyero/Elphaba. Complete.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,403 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Elphaba T. - Complete
The Hero With No Fear by RoxieFlash reviews
They finally begin to remember. Gen fic, Luke/Anakin comparison.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
Follishness by GeminiScar reviews
Side Story to Kyuubi the B*tch. He had always wanted to be just like him. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Three Deaths of Arl Howe by Sayle reviews
The Couslands were murdered in Highever castle, but Arl Howe does not escape justice. My spin on the canon death and two alternatives. Oneshot, Complete
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Cousland - Complete
Gazing Into the Abyss by Akatsuki210 reviews
Wear a mask for too long, and it may become your true face. Itachi-centric, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Please Deceive Me by Nanaki Lioness reviews
KisaIta. Willpower alone isn’t enough to forge a happy ending, no matter how much you want it to.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
No Matter What by caterwaul reviews
Quite often, Itachi remembers a moment that never was.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Full Moon by Alydia Rackham reviews
Jacob said: "I was the natural path your life would have taken…If the world was the way it was supposed to be."Is that true? AU, a reimagining of Twilight, starting at the beginning. Jacob/Bella, Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Reminiscence by alyuchiha913 reviews
The two were complete opposites when it came to their behaviour and thoughts, especially regarding their feelings toward their family. Itachi detested his clan, while Sasuke revered them. ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
Never Let You Go by Cole224 reviews
If Clark could change one thing, what would it have been? Clark/Lex oneshot.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Crown and Anchor by Nilladriel reviews
One Monday morning, Naruto answers the door to find one Uchiha Sasuke asking him for a date. The problem is, they've never even met before. SasuNaru AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Youth and Innocence by laurelsblue reviews
Hashirama really regretted giving his brother a genin team sometimes. 20 things Team Tobirama is no longer allowed to do.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Coming Home by The Deuteragonist reviews
Naruto finally brings Sasuke back. How will Konoha welcome Sasuke? Is Sai Naruto’s new best friend? Will love triangles old and new collide? Part serious, part crack drama. Eventual Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,477 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pieces by Seraphina2 reviews
In a world of infinite universes, the 'verses where Penny falls for Billy are many.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
For Good by Meltalviel reviews
Glinda, in a strange turn of events, suddenly finds herself back in her schooldays at Shiz. Torn, she must decide between preventing the future as she knows it from unravelling once more or changing her friends– for good. –AU booksical–
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Glinda U., M. Morrible
Tides and Ebbs of Honesty by Marcab reviews
Set in the aftermath of Sasuke's clash with Itachi.More or less moments that each character spoke their mind or not. Shonen-ai. Chapter 37 is the grant finale. Naruto and Sasuke finally talk... and decide. I hope it's everything you guys were expecting..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 175,795 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tainted White by Shire.Conspire reviews
She had fallen for the darkness...and it had consumed her in lies...now she'll discover someone who was there all along...and her world will be tainted white...SatoshiRisa
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,646 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Satoshi H., Risa H.
Broken by ThatSuperGeek reviews
Sasuke looks back on his life and remembers a time when he and Itachi were younger...before it all went wrong...before that bond was broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Fresh Start by TheSameFatalFlaw reviews
I don’t hate my job, or wish that I’d never came to this hospital, but maybe if had a fresh start to do things differently, they wouldn’t be so complicated.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,394 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - John D./J.D., Elliot R.
Many Masters by Arianwen P.F. Everett reviews
Luke saved his father's soul in ROTJ, but Anakin still died a slave.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
How far a mother will go by evil genus reviews
One-Shot: A mother’s love can be terrifying. What if Kushina had a kekkei genkai and she survived the birth. What would a mother do to protect her son? How far would she go to protect her child?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
Freeze by SG1SamFan reviews
“I’m guessing she’s sitting on the counter next to you right now. Yeah, you’re welcome.” Billy makes a sacrifice to save Penny at the dedication, much to the confusion of those left behind. Billy/Penny.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Redux by hellomynameis -lilly reviews
The show reinvented basically. Lilly doesn't die, although somehow everything changes. LoVe. Rated M later on. R&R pretty please?
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,331 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Logan, Veronica
Out of the Woods by Zymr reviews
I can still see that moment-—out of the surrounding woods we all closed in, as that thing in Jake’s head withered and died." Coda to the sixth book, 'The Capture'.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Tobias, Jake - Complete
Danzo's Mighty Fall? by Reidluver reviews
Crackfic. Sasuke returns to wreak havoc on his village only to find that he has a new calling. Danzo may have met his match.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Moments by Dodger Gilmore reviews
Collection of oneshots. All generations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,748 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008
Of Words and Fire by TaintedMoonlight reviews
--AU---Fires are interesting sorts. They burn, they flicker, and they provide warmth. Sure, they can be destructive, but they can create too. So let the flames swallow what they may, and let's see what the result shall be. ShikaTema -- M for swear words
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,423 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Leaving by Sofricus Aurora Zakuro reviews
Javert requests reassignment and makes the only farewell he deems necessary. AU-ish, could be interpreted as slash. Happy Barricade Day.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
For You, My Brother by Houkakyou reviews
For Sasuke, Itachi will do anything. But in order to carry out the massacre of his clan and protect his little brother, he many have to give up more than he expected. ItaSasu brotherly. SECOND CHAPTER DELETED I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER WROTE THAT UGH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Different Past, Different Future by VA23 reviews
Naruto is sent back in time to when the Sannin were young and the Shodai ruled Konoha. With the pre Sannin as teammates, an insane sensei, and malevolent plots all around, will Naruto be able to keep his sanity and change the future? Eventual Naru/Tsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,101 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Naruto U., Tobirama S.
Closer by nonotthatone reviews
Clex, one-shot, AT beginning in Reckoning. If Clark hadn't been able to reverse Lana's accident, where does that leave him and Lex? Not particularly slashy, mostly friendship/angst and one very bad pirate joke.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Life by Dodger Gilmore reviews
Formerly titled ”Things”. Brief glimpses into the lives of characters from the HP universe; events, emotions, reflections etc. Drabbles, perhaps, that together build a life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,242 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
I am, I said by Lady Domino reviews
Alloran reflects on his position in life.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Alloran, Visser Three - Complete
The Devil's Angel by PureWaterLily reviews
"Have you ever heard of the story? Of the little boy, who shot down an angel, that fell right into the hands of the devil?" Implied MadaIta and ItaSasu/SasuIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Beloved by fowl68 reviews
The entire time Itachi wrote out the letter, the only way he could keep his hand from shaking was remembering that he was doing this for his little brother. For Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Caprican Sunrise by NaomiGill reviews
Imagine if Lee and Kara's affair in New Caprica ended up differently... How would things go from then on? Lee/Kara
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,430 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Hardship by Riza-san reviews
A short piece of descriptive writing/poem focusing on the hardships that many main and secondary characters had to endure throughout the series.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Second chance by neerjya reviews
The wareffort in shambles and Harry's friends dead and Horcruxes still not destroyed Harry is trying to fight a losing battle with an immortal Voldemort.Fate decides to intervene & offer Harry a second chance.The only catch Harry has no previous memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 289,249 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews
A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Transition Period by AthenaAlpha reviews
When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,346 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
At the Beginning by Vanellea reviews
[AU] DH spoilers What would happen if someone was given the chance to change EVERYTHING? He could stop the traitor from ever becoming friends with them …He could save them all…He knew he could. A time travel fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,584 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
Filler by AniJen21 reviews
The Animorphs have a serious problem--the new threat they're facing isn't long enough to fill a whole book! How will they cope? I figured I'd try my hand at affectionate parody, but be honest in your reviews, if this sucks, say so.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Vader's Fallen Angel reviews
Anakin Skywalker. Owen Lars. The step-brothers only met once, but they understood sibling rivalry.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Owen L. - Complete
Come What May by Scorpia710 reviews
Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forget Her by Vader's Fallen Angel reviews
Some people are remembered forever. Others are forgotten. A Padme-centric story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
Delusions of Grandeur by AniJen21 reviews
Visser Three had an uncanny ability to sense when the Animorphs were spying on him, but at what cost did he develop this skill? A one-shot about Visser Three's paranoia, and his interaction with Alloran.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Alloran, Visser Three - Complete
Innocence by Sholay reviews
Itachi had watched Sasuke since he was a child. With bland, insipid eyes Itachi saw his brother grow, flourish and thrive on the hatred he had planted. He knew he'd destroyed Sasuke’s innocence and, in so doing, destroyed himself. Chapter402 Psychological
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Brat by PolarPanther reviews
Itachi Uchiha was many things to people. A loyal ninja to the Sandaime. A means to power to the Uchiha. A source of fear to Danzou. Hatred incarnate to his little brother. But to Jiraiya, he was still the boy he tried to keep away from the battlefield.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Haunted House by DreamedUp reviews
For Imperial Mint. Happy New Year They said the house was haunted. Not a single word was heard from the place, not a sound. It was just too silent. What if during the Uchiha massacre Itachi made a mistake? ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Façade by Rhaella reviews
Oneshot. Kisame finds it mildly ironic that someone who delivers nightmares by day could be so plagued by them at night. Kisame/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Replacement by Erendhyl reviews
Sometimes, Sasuke couldn't help but wonder who the replacement really was on Team Seven. Maybe it wasn't Sai. Maybe it was Sasuke himself.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 953 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mind Games by StrangeVisitor reviews
xover w/Quantum Leap. Sam Beckett leaps into Gregory House on the day of the bus accident. Spoilers for episodes “House's Head” & “Wilson's Heart”
Crossover - Quantum Leap & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Amber V. - Complete
Itachi & Sasuke: Always My Little Brother by Earthsoftenstheflame reviews
Kisame questions Itachi for the reason behind poking Sasuke on the forehead. “…I suppose you could say it was my way of showing my affection for him,” Brotherly Itachi&Sasuke Complete for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Season 1 Redux: will be LoVe, LoVe, LoVe by bluebel703 reviews
Starts at the pilot. Duncan convinces Veronica to let him help with the investigation. When Logan joins the 3 characters discover heart-break, friendship and who killed Lilly Kane. There is Duncan/Veronica friendship but it's all about the Love
Veronica Mars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,570 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Veronica, Logan
Out of the Ashes by nine miles to go reviews
..."And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed...so you'd be spared your pain." Rachel survived the infamous explosion. After a year of hiding, can she manage to save Bruce from himself?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Congressional House Call by Historybuff reviews
It's 1776 and congress has become nothing more than a room full of disorderly, immature, spoiled brats. Hancock has had enough. Based on movie/musical 1776. Note: This story IS a parody. If characters seem overdone/exaggerated, it was intentional.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Almost Sucks by Mashiro reviews
[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 284,966 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We'll lose, we'll always lose by Mazmaraz reviews
Just a short epilogue to the book in which Marco 'dies'. Jake's thoughts.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Jake, Marco - Complete
Loathing by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
Define "hatred." Sakura/Sai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Regressed by spankingfemfatale reviews
People around Smallville are acting oddly. Clark finds Lex is one of them. In an effort to keep him out of harms way, Clark takes him to stay at the Kent farm. Takes place in first season when they are still friends WARNING! Contains non sexual spanking
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Lex L., Jonathan K. - Complete
Scratch by Phrenology of a Waffle reviews
Set mid-episode during “My Dream Job.” Doctor Cox suffers a revealing train of thought: “Commitment – now there’s the oldest monster in a guy’s closet.”
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Decisions by Happiness's Deceit reviews
SPOILERS up to chapter 401. When Itachi was four, his only memories were of black blood and the taste of iron in his mouth. As he grew, the taste haunted him, and the only thing that could chase it away was his little brother's smile. Itachi Timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Grace Of Deception by Emerson Quinn reviews
How you can love something too much...how jealousy can turn you to evil...and how the one thing you hated most will be that which saves you...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 10,082 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Tears Of Red by Inuluvr reviews
Oneshot Itachi contemplates the upcoming battle between him and Sasuke, haunted with the painful memories of his past that he'd much rather forget. Angst only because it's Itachi, and when doesn't Itachi angst?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Swallowing Pride by detective-sweetheart reviews
Every now and then, you just gotta swallow your pride and take what they give you.
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
The Man Who Freed Me by Cantare reviews
Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space. A jinni's fate, unless he comes across the rarest of mortals who might set him free...
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by StoriesofJelliot reviews
My first Scrubs fic. JD/Elliot. It's set in Season 7. Basically, JD and Elliot deal with the obstacles they face to find their way back to each other for good. Chapter Three now up!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Biology 101 by DragonRidingSorceress reviews
The true meaning of Anakin’s premonition isn’t exactly what he thought it was... Padme’s POV, just for something different.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
I Call Her Name by Zhailei reviews
Logan, Duncan and Veronica celebrate Homecoming the proper way. AU. Deviates from canon during episode 2:5 - Blast From The Past. Duncan/Veronica, Logan/Lilly.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Caecus by teremala reviews
Alloran is freed of Esplin, but not of their memories. Set mid 54, this expands upon Alloran's role in events immediately following the war, attempting to understand how things ended the way they did.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Inversion by Lisse reviews
AU crackfic. "I'm Leia Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
Another Sort of Evil by dangerousdame reviews
Sweeney Todd largely musical based, some movie. Four different ways of looking at the Beadle.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Scrubs Season 5 by andymcgoo reviews
Season 5 picks up where my own personal Season 4 left off. Follows the same format as Season 4 did. If you haven't read Season 4 yet you should before reading Season 5. R&R thank you please :
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 280 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
RENT in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
RENT gets 17 Minutesified! A sort of CliffsNotes version of everyone's favorite AIDS musical.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Honesty by PepperjackCandy reviews
Lex/Clark Established Relationship SLASH.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,123 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/12/2001
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
RENT in 56 Seconds by LostOzian reviews
Brain rotting crackfic. Movie of RENT reduced into 55.82 seconds. Musical will be updated if there's interest.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2007
Rewrite by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Free Characters of Fullmetal Alchemist,' announced Edward dramatically, 'I have seen the future, and it is bleak.' The Ultimate Horror...a lousy Ending...demands the Ultimate Sacrifice to change it. Crack, Silliness, and much breakage of the Fourth Wall
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
1776: A Collection of Randomness by MCR Lurver reviews
A random list is made of all the members of congress. They then proceed to bicker and fight among themselves as to what is true and what is false. A random collection of junk that goes through my mind when watchng the movie.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Interesting Times by Lessa3 reviews
The Second Hand of Time has been destroyed, yet the weirdness continues. The Niwa know something is wrong, but only one person has the knowledge to help them discover what. Alternate ending for anime, rated for language, violence, suicide. Slash SatDai.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 166,105 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Barriers and Bridges by Lutralutra reviews
Itachi, no longer a member of Akatsuki, decides to reunite with his brother and appeals to Naruto for help. Sasuke, meanwhile, is still bent on revenge. Neither brother knows what's left of their relationship, but they're about to find out. [Nonyaoi]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Battlestar Frakkeduptica by Megalomaniac2 reviews
Sometime after Exodus, Zarek's latest scheme sets out to expose the sordid lunacy which is the Battlestar Galactica. He certainly has his work cut out for him...
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 4,482 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Soukutsu by lark lavroc reviews
Sasuke finally returns home. [Future SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
For All The Right Reasons by The Lady Morana reviews
What did it mean to be Fugaku Uchiha's favorite son? Let Itachi tell you. Itachi's POV. Warnings: minor, MM, FugakuItachi, abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
Choices by Jules-foil reviews
AU What if Clark hadn't run alone at the end of Shattered, but had managed to bring Lex too? WARNING: Character Death
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,985 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fallen by KrystinaSky reviews
Superman Returns xover with Smallville. Clark remebers the old Lex Luthor during the events of Superman Returns. Very angsty, but not hopeless.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
The Hero is the One Who Stays by runningtoward reviews
Lianne POV on Keith & Veronica's relationship and her own place in the family. Set during 1.22 Leave it to Beaver, with hints of 2.09 My Mother the Fiend, 2.22 Not Pictured, and 3.07 Of Vice and Men. Dislaimer: Rob Thomas owns all, I only wish I did.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Keith, Veronica - Complete
What were you thinking? by kateydidnt reviews
Lex Luthor is holding the Daily Planet hostage and threatens to kill if Superman shows. So Clark Kent to the rescue? Actually this is just a one shot of me griping at Lex's stupidity.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Reaching by YellowDartVader reviews
How many things can happen to Padme in just one night?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Kuroonningen by EstiRose reviews
Trent and Anton have dinner and try to deal with their lives. Set postCopy That. PRDT.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Anton Mercer, Trent F. - Complete
The Layers Of A Marshmallow by Mooncat99 reviews
Wallace's quest to get one Veronica Mars. WV friendship, LoVe
Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Wallace, Veronica - Complete
Dramatis Calavicci by Zealous Iconoclast reviews
He hadn't expected this interference. So much of his work undone by one overeducated boy scout and his faithful hound. Fortunately, though the scientist had until this time largely escaped his notice, he had made an intimate study of the dog...
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
The Answer by Mediancat reviews
So who DID kill Lilly Kane? AU, so the answer's not what you think.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,703 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Veronica, Lilly - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Death Becomes Him by Mediancat reviews
An alternate universe tale, breaking off at the end of An Echolls Family Christmas. The starting point is: what if the security guard who tried to block Keith's entrance had been a little more on the ball?
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 134,171 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Old Friend by todd fan reviews
Cowritten with Ravenpan. Once, he'd been Magneto an infamous and powerful mutant. Now he was simply an old man, with too many losses and sins to atone for. A day in the Chess Park returns hope to his desolate heart.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Within the Hell by CrazyMorbidity reviews
Pretty much Death's Hand's story.
Jade Empire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2006
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Five Things That Never Happened to Luke Skywalker by Corana reviews
AU. Five short scenarios about things that could have happened to Luke Skywalker, but didn't.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Luke S. - Complete
Ninja of Konoha by dissimulatory reviews
Oneshot. Ankocentric. After Sasuke leaves, Anko contemplates his choice... and her own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Anko M., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alone By Choice by purple-drake reviews
[COMPLETE] While visiting Ron in the hospital wing, Fred and George overhear a private conversation which forces them to reevaluate some of the things they thought they knew. Missing scene for OotP, 1st in the Dumbledore's Man series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Percy W., George W. - Complete
Wrong Side of the Wall by Tiamath reviews
AU At the end of the YeerkHuman war, Jake finally manages to save Tom from the Yeerks...but things are not always all they seem...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Christmas Together by Senko-Chan reviews
An Uchiha Christmas. ItachiSasuke centered, but not slash.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prayer by AMarguerite reviews
For the revolutionbut livejournal challenge. The musings of one Monsieur Valjean.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Valjean, Cosette - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 466 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Besieged by Johnny Superfecta reviews
You'd turn into an archvillain too if you had to put up with these people.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Lex L. - Complete
Behind Glass Eyes by Cheebi-chan reviews
A poem about Satoshi and Daisuke
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Touch Hands by jesse6 reviews
For some, holidays can be very, very difficult.
Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2005
For the Wages of Sin by Ana Sedai reviews
Filler for the circumstances surrounding Mike Logan's triumphant return to Manhattan.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2005
In Hell by Tigerlily2035 reviews
Lex Luthor is evil. Clex
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
Smallville Day by TripleLLL reviews
Clark is forced to re-live the same day over and over, with a good plot twist. Nonfluff Set AU after Truth late season 3 Warning: Clex SLASH male/male romance sex. FINISHED. You loved it, tell me, and I'll love you.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,099 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Voices by SqueakyPiggy reviews
Clark overhears Lionel's words to Lex and Lex tries to repair the damage to their friendship. Rated T for language, implied suggestive situation. Completed
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,194 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Sleepy Mangos reviews
[AU] Falling in love is never easy. It’s even harder when you fall for you best friend’s older brother. [One Shot] [ItaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twisted Hearts: Tough Love by DBAinsw reviews
One Shot:Aftershocks Redux. Robin, rather than giving up like the others, finds within himself the strength to teach Terra the truth in the only way that was ever going to work. Brutally beating the lesson in.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,103 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Terra, Robin - Complete
I'm Getting Too Old For This by Affirmation26 reviews
A short story on why Jolee Bindo is so cranky and cynical around Revan and the rest of the crew.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
When Wyatt Met Chris by chattypandagurl reviews
[ONE SHOT] Leo has to break the news of her son's death to Piper, and try to make sense of the death and life of Chris. Meanwhile, Wyatt meets his little brother for the first time and decides that he will do anything he can to protect him.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Elise R., Wyatt H. - Complete
Clowns by Cyberspace reviews
Nobody ever knew that the Yeerks' greatest weakness could be the human host's worst anguish. What's even worse is that it happens every three days or so... Set in Tom's point of view.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
A Heart That Cannot Understand by Diva-esque reviews
Haku's thoughts during the events of the movie.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Entwined Symphony by lark lavroc reviews
AU. Loneliness is something five year old Naruto is familiar with, and friendship is a much sought after but foreign concept. This all changes though when an unlikely person offers a hand and a handkerchief. Future SasuNaru. WIP. Part Two has been added.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,580 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 6/19/2004
Heaven's Tears by lark lavroc reviews
Sasuke made his choice years ago. [SasuNaru]. Shounen-ai. Complete
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Prisoner Again by elenlaurelin reviews
AU. Valjean never meets the Bishop, and things turn out differently.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2004
A cautionary tale by daf9 reviews
Featuring Carver, Eames and Goren and told from a perp's perspective.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2004
Wine, a Constant Proof by LastScorpion reviews
Lex didn't drink anymore....
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/3/2004
Assumption of Risk by M. Scott Eiland reviews
A line is crossed, and Clark makes an irrevocable decision regarding his life in Smallville.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Running by Annie2 reviews
Break-out fix; Clark runs to get Lex.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/30/2003
Complaining by L. Emmist reviews
On a holiday night, the Animorphs complain about everything that's right in their lives.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2003
Lies My Parents Told Me by Lexalot reviews
Where do lies go when they die? (WARNING: Clex relationship - Slash content!)
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2003
Agents, Plugs and White Drippy Goo by Kralia reviews
The thoughts of Neo throughout the first Matrix. A weird little parody you MIGHT find funny. I beg you to at least give it a go! Rated for language. Complete!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,076 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Neo - Complete
Final Thoughts by juniorvaristy reviews
What were Tom's last thoughts before he perished? My first Animoprhs fic, please review! It's extremely short...
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
Prince Jake and the Axman by Kaleyanne reviews
A continuation of The Forgotten. Jake and Ax bond over the most blatantly obvious thing for them to bond over: the loss of their beloved brothers.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Complete
IllFated Wedding of Lex Luthor & Dr Helen Bryce by Mitch82 reviews
A silly story about Lex and Helen's wedding in script form. Some slash.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2003
See No Evil by Garance reviews
A series of murders in Metropolis leads Superman to confront Lex
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003
Writers Block by Kristina Andersson reviews
Clark has writers block and writes Lex a letter. Clex, Slash.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2003
Trivial by Kelex reviews
A series of dialogue-only shorts where Clark and Lex discuss useless trivia
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 61 - Words: 40,296 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 7/15/2002
The Road to Hell by Serenity8 reviews
Lionel does love his son, and has only good intentions towards him. It's not that he doesn't mean well, it's just that he has some kind of personality disorder. No incest. Take 3, now without typos.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2002
Justification by RavenWolf3 reviews
Clark does it because he can.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2002
Staring Competition by wileykit reviews
Clark and Pete have a staring competition, Chloe gets the giggles and...that's about it. Genfic, rated for language.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2002
A Couple of Halfwits by Inkstain reviews
*Slash* Clex. Corn fields in Kansas make you do funny things... (I know it doesn't sound it, but it *is* angsty romantic goodness!)
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 6/7/2002
Of Angels and Geeks by makolane reviews
In which Lex gets to act his age. Humor, fluff, CLex friendship.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2002
Rolls, Ferraris, and Porsches, Oh My! by Kelex reviews
Cars and Boys. Clark/Lex. Total sillyfic, so don't expect great seriousness.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2002
Happy holidays (yeah, right) by LaCasta reviews
Three disutopian and snarky possible scenarios as Clark/Lana, Clark/Lex, Clark/Chloe face Christmas together. (No idea why my brain popped up this one.) Usual disclaimer.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2002
The Perfect Christmas Gift by Phaze reviews
Clark wants to get Lana a specail Christmas gift, and he needs Lex's help. There in, the adventure begins. My first Fanfiction. Please R&R
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2001
The Order by Spiletta42 reviews
A different ending for the Animorphs. This breaks with continuity after 45, as it was written prior to the release of 46. It is therefore technically AU.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,620 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2001 - Published: 10/22/2000 - Complete
Christmas Morning by D.M.P reviews
It only comes once a year, a day of laughter and of cheer...for most, that is...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/1999
Character Sketches: Brother Against Brother by Meridian reviews
This is yet another depressing poem/monologueish composition from Jake's POV.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/1999
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Affably Evil reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,738 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 4/21 - Revan, Darth Malak
Tag Teaming reviews
At a loss for how to get Dean to say yes, Michael comes to a startling realization. Lucifer is having the exact same problem with Sam and if they work together they're much more likely to get consent this century and can move on to killing each other in peace. He doesn't want to hear anything about how unconventional this is and, yes, the apocalypse is absolutely still on.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,625 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/23 - Sam W., Dean W., Lucifer, Michael
Yes It's Good News! reviews
Carlos is over the moon when he hears the news about same sex marriage and can't wait to celebrate with Cecil. Cecil is having difficulty understanding why there's no provision for dragons and why didn't Carlos know it's already been legal in Night Vale for at LEAST seven years now?
Welcome to Night Vale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7 - Complete
Making the Rounds reviews
In the aftermath of the opera and so many truths being exposed, Dana has thanks to give and relationships to mend.
Welcome to Night Vale - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27 - Complete
Too Big to Fail reviews
Somehow Donna had expected they would have all gotten caught by now. Instead, Mike's freaking out because he's being appointed to positions by the president and really, is anyone even surprised at this point? Futurefic
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18 - Donna, Mike R. - Complete
Justice at Last reviews
In the far-off future, once the game of thrones is won, Stannis takes a moment to survey his city with his heir. Shireen will make a good queen and knowing the realm will be in good hands once he's gone makes victory all the sweeter.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9 - Stannis B., Shireen B. - Complete
Forced Friendship reviews
Sam doesn't want to get ready for their guy's night out with Crowley. In fact, he doesn't even understand why they have to hang out with him instead of just killing him like the king of hell who has caused them plenty of suffering that he is. Dean tries to get him to see that really it's for the greater good. This may take awhile.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6 - Sam W., Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Just Coffee reviews
Five years after their paths diverged, Cathy and Jamie bump into each other at a Starbucks and end up talking. Conversations with exes. That's something people do, right? Moving on is one thing but some people just take you back.
Last Five Years - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3 - Complete
You Can't Go Home Again (But You Can Come Close) reviews
The Starks and the Lannisters agree on a prisoner exchange after all that leaves Sansa travelling to Riverrun to reunite with her mother and brother. She may not know what her future holds but surely it's brighter than the fate of being Joffrey's wife she left behind. For now, all that matters is while she may not be at Winterfell she still found her way home.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/2 - Catelyn T., Sansa S., Robb S., Edmure T.
How Not to Genie reviews
Sam finds a lamp and a genie appears, ready to grant all Sam's wishes. His name is Gabriel and he promises he's not THAT Gabriel. Really. Sam's had too much experience with djinn to want anything to do with this. Once freed, Gabriel doesn't really feel like leaving and Sam and Dean can't figure out how to make him. It's okay, though. He kind of grows on them after awhile.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/7 - Sam W., Dean W., Gabriel, Raphael - Complete
No More Dead Friends reviews
After unexpectedly encountering an old friend who wants nothing to do with him out of fear for her life, Castiel is forced to confront the fact that he may have a dead friend problem. That's alright, though. It's not like Sam and Dean can't relate.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Change of Plans reviews
Eamon really thought that all his plans were coming together personally. Then Alistair inexplicably sacrificed himself to end the Blight and save his betrothed. Somehow this means the nobles want Anora back. It's occurring to Eamon that perhaps his fortunes are about to change.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3 - Anora, Eamon G. - Complete
Pick Your Poison reviews
Crowley uses his influence to enact his version of hell a little sooner which makes for a very strange situation when Castiel arrives to pull Dean from hell. Just how much nudging will the Winchesters need to prevent the apocalypse anyway?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Not Quite a Reunion reviews
When Samuel doesn't die shortly after seeing Sam with his soul for the first time, there's a lot Sam wants to ask him but somehow he doesn't think he really wants to know. But Castiel wasn't always there and it's not like Dean's ever willing to give him answers about the monster he was for a year and a half.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27 - Sam W., Samuel C. - Complete
Fate is a Great Excuse reviews
Fayne doesn't really understand how this whole bound to fate thing works but that's probably because she has no memory of being bound to it herself. She understands why it's up to her to change things, really she does. But how could this world have made it as long as it has without her if literally everything everyone tries to do is fated to fail? It's just highly improbable.
Kingdoms of Amalur - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,981 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Fateless One
Nothing to Forgive reviews
After the war, so much is uncertain but Arya and Sansa know two things: they regret all the childish hurts from years ago and their sister has done nothing that needs forgiveness.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Arya S., Sansa S. - Complete
Not Like the Stories reviews
Stannis wins at Blackwater. He's nothing like what Sansa expected her savior to be and is no one's idea of a dashing knight but, just the same, she can't help but hope that this just man will finally allow her to return to her family.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Sansa S., Stannis B. - Complete
Plan B reviews
When Sam decides not to let his father out of his sight to go summon Yellow Eyes, Dean ends up dying. The angels really need him to still be in play for the coming apocalypse and so they send him back. Now Sam and Dean have a lot of questions and isn't it just wonderful that John's available to try and answer them? Just how much does John know about the apocalypse, anyway?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Michael
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Perils of Blind Dating reviews
After being called upon to come pick Theon up from the hospital, Robb is understandably concerned. The last he'd heard, Theon was just supposed to be on a date. It turns out Theon has a good case to make for having been on the worst date ever and Robb's going to have to have talk to Domeric about having set Theon up with his...problematic brother. Theon/Robb Modern AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Robb S., Theon G., Ramsay B. - Complete
Setting the Bar Low reviews
When Gabriel stood against Lucifer, he never expected to be the Archangel left standing. Michael's not happy but it's occurring to Gabriel that he has a lot of things to say to this brother, too. Hopefully this reunion will be a little less stab-happy than the last one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Gabriel, Michael - Complete
Premature Rebellion reviews
Balon rebels before Theon can leave for Pyke and Robb's bannermen expect blood. It's not going to happen but he figures it's only polite to hear them out. Theon/Robb. Some elements of crack.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Robb S., Theon G., Roose B. - Complete
Feelings on Fratricide reviews
In the aftermath of his successful battle against Stannis, Renly's already small family has shrunken even further. As he makes his plans to continue his campaign for the throne, he attempts to understand why he can't stop thinking about his dead brothers. He and Stannis had never gotten on in life so why should his ghost be so difficult to get rid of in death?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Loras T., Renly B., Stannis B. - Complete
Smiling, Always Smiling reviews
Balon is glad to have another heir, and a male one as well, but looking at the child he knew there was something not quite right. He wasn't loud or fierce like his brothers and even Asha and he just wouldn't stop smiling. Alannys could tell him he was being ridiculous all she wanted but somehow he just knew that this was going to be a problem.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Theon G., Balon G. - Complete
The King Who Would Be a Man reviews
Joffrey is a little annoyed at still having to listen to his mother as a king but is perfectly willing to go along with her plan to try and preserve peace by sending Ned Stark off to the Wall. Petyr Baelish has a few ideas about how to throw a spanner in the works. But, as he reminds Joffrey, he's completely in favor of Cersei's brilliant plan.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2014
The Art of Negotiation reviews
Robb hadn't seemed pleased that two wards, two marriages, and a squire were the price of a simple river crossing. Catelyn hadn't quite known how to tell him that they had gotten off easy given the demands that Walder Frey had started with.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Catelyn T., Walder F. - Complete
Until We Next Meet reviews
From the moment Theon left, Robb never quite managed to stop waiting until they'd see each other again. At first he'd thought to have a happy reunion. Then he knew better.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Robb S., Theon G.
Your Fault reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Jeanne in Transit reviews
It was an old story, losing their parents before their time. Jean was lucky, though. He had his sister and things weren't always as bleak as they could have been. With seven children a husband, Jeanne could actually be called happy. It just takes one bad day for that to all come crashing to the ground and this time it's Jean's turn to take care of his big sister.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Valjean - Complete
Vacation reviews
After the events of the Winter Soldier, Natasha meets up with Clint and has a few pointed questions about where he was when everything was going down and they could have really used him. In his defense, who checks their work phone when they're at Disneyworld?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Back Again, Ted reviews
Robin was always happy to see Ted and that blue French horn brings back a lot of memories but Ted had it right the first time when he said he wasn't that man anymore. They could never go back to those days and if he had to be reminded of that then so be it. Post-finale fix-it.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Ted M., Robin S. - Complete
The Uchiha Problem reviews
Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S., Danzō S. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Assumptions reviews
It might have been the hardest decision of her life and Shepard understands that Kaidan is struggling, too, but she is in no state to sit back and let him tell her that she left Ashley Williams to die because she couldn't be professional enough to see her past her feelings for him.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Shepard (F), Ashley W., Kaidan A. - Complete
I Hate to Ask reviews
Satine was told certain things about vampire limitations that she discovers, quite by accident, aren't exactly true. There's nothing for it but to go back to Mercurio and try to sort this out. He'd really rather she found someone else to ask because this is certainly going to be an awkward conversation.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Mercurio, Ventrue - Complete
The Secret Keepers reviews
Renai had never realized how difficult it might be to be the one that was never truly involved but the one who remembers. Fortunately, she doesn't have to shoulder that burden alone.
Insidious, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Renai L., Lorraine L. - Complete
Death By Inches reviews
On the one hand, Isaac Abrams was relieved beyond measure to get word of his long-troubled and recently missing childe. Still, just because Ash has been found doesn't mean that he wants anything to do with him or is at all interested in halting this self-destructive streak. If anything, it seems the time away had only worsened it.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Ash R. - Complete
Still Not Happy reviews
On Jotunheim, Loki discovers that Thor is a Frost Giant before Thor is banished to Midgard for going there and attacking. With Thor disgraced and banished and a Frost Giant to boot, Loki should be elated. Somehow he's not.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki - Complete
Like Sire Like Childe reviews
LaCroix's plans were simple before Nines prevented him from executing a unimportant fledgling. He added Nines to the list of people he needed to get rid of and got on with things. Or tried to, at any rate. How difficult could it possibly be to kill a kindred not even a week old?
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Prince S. LaCroix - Complete
No Visitors reviews
Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Necessary Evils reviews
Jack's come through for her time and time again but he's never made any secret of the fact he views the humans as cattle. Perhaps it shouldn't have come as so much of a shock to find out a little bit about one of his illicit activities.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Jack, Ventrue - Complete
Terrible Parenting reviews
Trying to help Earth-born Shepard find her family, Liara makes a rather startling discovery. Really, the Illusive Man could give Miranda's father a run for his money as far as bad parenting goes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
No, Loki reviews
Post-Thor Odin tries to make sense of all that has changed in the short time he was in the Odinsleep and wonders just when everything went wrong.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Odin, Loki - Complete
Moving On reviews
Emily has had enough of revenge but she can't let Daniel get away with what he did to her. At her press conference, she decides to be honest for once and put her faith in the justice system.
Revenge - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Emily T., Daniel G., Nolan R., Conrad G. - Complete
Fish and Chips Friday reviews
While Sherlock is dead, Mycroft and John keep in touch. Pre-season three.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2014 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
End of Days: 2012 Edition reviews
It's nearly December 21st and Satine is trying not to worry about whether this will finally be the end of the world. The others can't believe that after eight years of nonstop 'it's the end of the world' predictions she can still even take that seriously anymore.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Jack, Skelter, Damsel, Ventrue - Complete
Talking Past Each Other reviews
Loki, disguised as a simple soldier, returns to Asgard to tell the Allfather of his own death. Odin is cunning, though, and saw through it immediately. Or at least that's what Loki thinks happened.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Odin, Loki - Complete
Sisters First reviews
In the aftermath of her father's murder, Jeanette Voerman endures the attempted help of those who understand nothing while once again Therese gets away with everything. References to possibly triggering canonical backstory.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Therese V., Jeanette V. - Complete
But I'm Family! reviews
Peter Pan returns and decides that, now that he no longer needs Henry dead, he'd like to be a part of his great-grandson's life. Emma does not approve.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Peter Pan - Complete
Worst Case Scenario reviews
Thor and Loki have resolved their differences and Loki returns to Asgard about as repentant as can be expected. Odin and Frigga are pleased by this but rather horrified that their sons have fallen in love with each other in the process. Non-Thor 2 compliant.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
Waiting for Gehenna reviews
After LaCroix and his sarcophagus explode and Nines is recovering, the fledgling finally has a chance to spend some time getting to know the savior she should really try to stop accidentally causing problems for. Fortunately the Anarchs are quite willing to accept kindred as unconventional as she's turning out to be.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Nines R., Ventrue - Complete
Bad Planning reviews
Henry being Neal's isn't accidentally revealed to him and so he lets the group go on their way back to Storybrooke without him. Now Tamara is put in the somewhat difficult position of trying to get him to change his mind so she can go try and destroy magic when he has some pretty valid reasons to stay away.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Discipline reviews
Frigga thinks Odin is being too severe with Loki by depriving him of ever seeing her again and doesn't wish that for herself either. Odin explains that he won't really keep them apart for all eternity but he has to be strict or Loki won't take the situation seriously. Surely Loki will understand and be reasonable about this!
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
Blame Bach reviews
After returning from Grout's mansion and being fairly certain that Nines killed him, the fledgling realizes that she likes Nines a lot more than she ever liked LaCroix and so decides to just not share that information no matter how hard LaCroix tries to pull it out of her.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Prince S. LaCroix, Ventrue - Complete
Loki's Christmas Carol reviews
A week before Thor's scheduled coronation and everything spirals out of control until Loki falls into the void, Loki receives some ghostly visitors who think that maybe Loki's plan could use a second look. And a third. And however many it takes to make him try something else. Asgard doesn't even celebrate Christmas and yet he still has to put up with this useless Midgardian tripe.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,056 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
Realizing the Impossible reviews
Alloran wasn't sure how he ended up on the ground or why Esplin hasn't gotten back up yet. As the seconds tick by, he begins to have a wonderfully impossible suspicion and no one in his head is mocking him for it. Set during 54.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Alloran, Visser Three - Complete
There to Stay reviews
Emma tries to figure out what she feels about sharing her son with the evil queen, whether Regina is going to stay good for Henry's sake, and just why she hates Snow White so much in the first place. Maybe the middle of the night's not the best time for all these worries but it's not like she'll be sleeping anytime soon anyway. Set sometime in season two.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
That Last Thread reviews
Unable or perhaps just unwilling to convince Samantha that she had made a mistake, the fledgling tracks her down after things get less hectic to try and find out more about her past and the one remaining connection to her lost life.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Ventrue - Complete
Best Friends, Really reviews
Abbie tries to wrap her head around the true identity of the Headless Horseman. Just what she needed: one more half-solved riddle to contend with while trying to somehow avert the apocalypse.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Ichabod C., Abigail M., A. Brooks, Headless Horseman - Complete
Changed My Mind reviews
Loki decides to take Thor's final offer to just forget the whole evil thing and come home after all and works with them to end the battle that much quicker. That works for the Asgardians but the Avengers, particularly Clint, are not too pleased about this. Helping stop his own invasion or not, he did kind of try to conquer the world.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Still Running reviews
He has had a long time to think about how the future would be, the day that he would eventually return and try to set things right. He would have thought that, after all the years, the answers would come easier but somehow it never did. Still, there was a son to see and a curse to break and maybe afterwards...maybe.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Baker, Mysterious Man - Complete
Chaos reviews
The Narrator has long-since been used to knowing exactly how the story will go but the Witch throwing him to the giantess took him by surprise. He can still see the beautiful story meant to unfold but as he falls he knows that it will be lost forever and chaos will reign instead. Oh, what a waste.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Narrator - Complete
Loki's Dead Again reviews
Thor has just broken the news to his friends that, once again, Loki is dead. This time it's definitely true. They have to admit dying in Thor's arms is pretty compelling evidence but how many times does Loki have to die before it sticks?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Loki, Volstagg, Sif, Fandral - Complete
Coming to Terms reviews
Nathan was badly injured but he survived his shooting at the opera. During his lengthy recovery, he and Shilo have the opportunity to try and finally clear the air and have a few long overdo conversations.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Shilo, Nathan - Complete
Running Out of Time reviews
Fauchelevent is ill, something that has been happening with alarming regularity as the years pass, and though he doesn't want to think that this is the end he's still going to do his best for his savior turned brother in case he doesn't get another chance.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Valjean - Complete
A Slight Hiccup reviews
Emiko and Daiki are patiently waiting for Daisuke to come downstairs transformed into Dark. It's definitely going to happen. There's no way that a fourteen-year-old boy could possibly not have any feelings of unrequited love and leave them all in the lurch. AU
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Daisuke N., Emiko N., Daiki N. - Complete
Such Ingratitude reviews
Javert hadn't known what he thought would happen to him once he drowned but it probably wasn't that he would come back and be a ghost. He hadn't thought he had any business left with Valjean but when he happens upon him during Valjean's nightly trek to almost visit Cosette and begins to understand what is going on, he is most definitely not pleased.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Valjean, Javert, Marius - Complete
Must Be Madness reviews
Valjean hadn't known what to think when he turned back to the window and saw that Javert had left that night. Hadn't he said he would wait right there? It was beyond belief that he would have just let him go after all this. But what else could he think? He certainly couldn't go asking around at the prefecture. He might never have known if it hadn't been for that newspaper article.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Valjean, Javert, Cosette - Complete
Trapped reviews
It might be petty to be irritated with a door but if it hadn't gotten stuck then Javert would not be left alone in the infirmary with a convict for who even knew how long. It wasn't that he was afraid, far from it. He was an experienced guard and he was armed. It was just that there was very little to do and the injured prisoner did not need much guarding. If he only had a clock.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Myths and Reality reviews
There wasn't much that Valjean was sure of anymore, especially after discovering Marius and Cosette's love, but Javert was a rare constant. Or at least he had been before Valjean stumbled across him crouched over a prone man and sipping at his blood. All he knows is that nothing makes sense and he has to get out of there but Javert isn't about to just let it end there.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Can't Take It Back reviews
Javert is no stranger to arguments and saying things he probably shouldn't but on some level he's always known where to draw the line and stopped just short of it. This time, however, he isn't just angry or scared but hurt as well. He didn't mean for those cursed numbers to slip out but they did and now they both have to live with that.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Thank You for Flying British Airways reviews
When Valjean finds out that Javert has never flown before, he can't believe it and decides that this must be rectified immediately. Javert is reluctant but willing to go along. Valjean claims that he doesn't understand why it seems that everything that can go wrong with their travelling is going wrong and that that these things never happen but that's a cold comfort. Modern AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
A Question of Guilt and Innocence reviews
In a world where divining crimes before they happen has been discredited, the people who have been arrested for this are released and must find a way to put their lives back together. Javert still believes in the system and is now tasked with watching over those released. Valjean, the first man he arrested for this, made quite the impression. Minority Report Fusion.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
A Valiant Effort reviews
Valjean overcame some truly incredible odds to arrive at Arras in time to exonerate Champmathieu but sometimes people would rather just accept a convenient fiction instead of an awkward reality. Well, he tried. AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,113 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Valjean, Javert, Cosette, Bamatabois - Complete
Montreuil Prison Study reviews
After a disagreement about prisons and what they can do to a man, Madeleine and Javert are once again faced with the knowledge that they will not be able to change the other's mind with words. They decide to see if they can prove their point, instead, by placing Javert in a pretend prison situation with other volunteers and seeing what happens at the end of two weeks.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,884 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
A Good Father reviews
Javert isn't sure what that strange feeling is he gets watching Valjean be a father to Cosette but it is rather unsettling.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Valjean, Javert, Cosette - Complete
Hell is no Place for Love reviews
"I've wanted this since Toulon." The moment he said that, Javert knew that he had stuck his foot in his mouth but he couldn't just un-say it. Now Valjean was looking at him in horror and it was really ruining the mood. If only Javert had any faith at all in his comforting skills.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Anti-Insomnia reviews
"Late afternoon on a summer day, Javert and Valjean do some reading in Valjean's garden after some works there, and Javert bores himself to sleep."
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
One Step Closer to Destiny reviews
Valjean has always known that his adopted daughter would one day save the world and this has made her a target of time travelers before but he thought they had put all that behind them. When he finds he's wrong, he's forced to rely on Javert to see them through this even though the last time he saw that terminator he was rather set on killing them. Terminator fusion, Modern AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Valjean, Javert, Cosette - Complete
A Near Miracle reviews
Valjean knows where he expects to wake up and this, wherever this is, is not it. Is it a dream or has he somehow become a guard? Dream or not, there is no telling how long this will last and so he intends to make every last moment of borrowed freedom count. Based on a prompt for body-switching Javert and Valjean.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Better Not to Know reviews
In the afterlife, Valjean manages to find the members of his family who are also dead. He's not always pleased with how their lives have turned out.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Valjean, Cosette, Eponine, Mme Thenardier - Complete
No Lonely Bridge reviews
For the prompt "Javert is not the only one that goes to the Pont au Change that night. Having saved Marius and delivered him to Cosette, Valjean believes that nobody needs him anymore and heads for the bridge only to see a familiar figure there that proves him wrong…"
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Doing Right reviews
The curé of M-sur-M has been left with all of the money Valjean had in town and three things to spend it on. He sets aside money for Valjean's trial then tries to decide how to divide the rest of it between the Fantine's burial and the living poor.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Valjean, Fantine - Complete
All Too Well reviews
A twist of fate as Marius is slowly making it clear to Valjean that he would like it if his convict father-in-law stayed away makes him realize that something about his image of Valjean the murdering thief isn't quite right and causes him to take a second look at his actions and once more go searching for the truth.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,284 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Valjean, Cosette, Marius, Gillenormand - Complete
Madeleine's Intervention reviews
On her way to rock bottom, Fantine goes out one night and happens upon Madeleine giving alms to the poor. The sight of him trying to help people when he had ruined her life is too much for her and she starts laughing wildly, attracting his attention. Now that his sights have been set on her, Madeleine isn't about to stop until he can do something for her.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Valjean, Fantine, Cosette - Complete
Good People reviews
The people of Montfermeil are not blind and see their little lark struggling every day. At first, they may have been shocked but over time they've come to appreciate just what good and kind people the Thenardiers truly are for this.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Cosette, Mme Thenardier, Thenardier, Eponine - Complete
Aftermath of the Surprise reviews
After they are done laughing about the surprise, Fantine goes home to face heartbreak while Favourite finds herself happier than she's been in two years and seeks out her adoring artist friend, Blachevelle already forgotten.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Fantine, Felix Tholomyés - Complete
Providence reviews
When Valjean came to Montreuil, it was a cold night but he raced through flames to save two trapped children. Their grateful father, the captain of the gendarmerie, conveniently forgets to check his papers as a result. It would seem that luck is, for once, on Valjean's side.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Valjean - Complete
Once More the Conquered reviews
When Valjean flees from the bishop's house with his stolen silver, he quickly runs into the gendarmes. They will not take him back to the bishop to be accused of being a thief in the middle of the night and so Valjean passes a long, painful night in jail waiting to be returned to the bishop and condemned back to Toulon.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Valjean, M. Myriel - Complete
One Flash of Light reviews
Valjean is slowly losing himself to the shadows of Toulon when one day the light of word of his sister envelops him and gives him something close to hope. Suddenly the year left on his sentence becomes an eternity. What else could he do but run?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Valjean - Complete
The Heroism of Madame Magloire reviews
When Madame Magloire is tasked with bringing a deerskin to the fearsome man the bishop invited to stay the night, she finds herself forced to see past the convenient convict label and form an opinion on the man himself.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Valjean, M. Myriel - Complete
How I Choose to Remember reviews
After the Revolution of 1848, everyone is suddenly very eager to hear all about the attempted revolutions that came before. Marius was at one such revolution and people beg him to tell his story. They don't appear to be willing to leave him alone without giving them something, so he shall simply have to find something to tell them. It will even be the truth or something like it.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Marius, Valjean - Complete
The Attempted Confrontation reviews
Valjean and Javert have their epic confrontation...or at least try to. Things would probably go smoother if they stopped talking over each other and nitpicking everything the other says.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean - Complete
Such a Sweet Girl reviews
Cosette has a dark secret and Éponine is determined to make Valjean see it. Cosette is just as determined to stop such a thing from happening.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Cosette, Valjean - Complete
It's a Wonderfu Life, Javert reviews
Driven to the Seine by Valjean's blatant refusal to make sense, Javert is stopped at the last second by someone else jumping in and automatically moving to save him. He says his name is Clarence and he's here to show Javert just how much the people he's met need him. Javert is decidedly non-impressed. What business is it of his if everyone around him wants to ruin their own lives?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,082 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
The Javert reviews
Valjean is about to chop down a Truffula tree when a loud voice stops him and explains that, even though it is useless since people never change, he needs to stop because he will destroy everything. Valjean promptly reworks his business practices so as to not destroy the environment but will the guardian of the forest ever believe it? Doubtful. AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Prevention reviews
The how wasn't important, just the why. And since Javert had managed to end up back in 1795, he knew that there was only one thing to do: stop Valjean from causing him no end of problems by preventing him from being a criminal in the first place.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Post-Wedding Fun reviews
Marius completely misunderstands when his father-in-law takes him aside right before he goes off on his honeymoon to tell him of his secret past. Though, to be fair, how ELSE could he possibly take being told that his father-in-law had spent nineteen years in prison than as a threat if he hurt Cosette? Modern AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Marius, Valjean - Complete
Poster Boy reviews
Valjean knows that he must confess the truth of his past to his new son-in-law and he thought he had prepared himself for all possible reactions. He was mistaken, however. Enthusiastic condemnations of the old regime and praise for his 'revolutionary spirit' were not something he knew what to do with. Crack pairing, AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Valjean, Enjolras - Complete
A New Path reviews
After Montparnasse completely fails to rob Valjean, he is left with a lot to think about. The fact that continuing to be a criminal might lead to him going to prison which would destroy his looks, for example. Some things in life just can't be endured. Fortunately, he has an estranged friend who he's sure won't mind talking this through in the middle of the night.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Feuilly, Montparnasse - Complete
Les Something reviews
Life in post-Napoleon France can be short and brutal with tragic endings almost inevitable. Of course, just because everyone's going down in flames doesn't mean that they can't occasionally escape from the world of rationality and misery and see where they end up. They might be just as dead at the end but they'll have had a far more entertaining fall. Les Misérables parody.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,656 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Jean Valjean, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
Datapad Diaries reviews
If Shepard had to pick, she'd probably lean more towards the Paragon side and she's working towards gaining enthusiasm for being humanity's (and then the universe's) big hope. Still, a paragon has never been a saint and there are some things that must never ever seen the light of day. Ever. Well, maybe if she lives long enough and someone offers her a book deal. But not until then.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,073 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
That's Not Right reviews
When Éponine and Enjolras come to call one day, holding hands, Marius doesn't know if he's more unsettled by the fact that he knows for a fact that they're dead or that they seem to be romantically involved. He will either get to the bottom of this or...well, be rather confused by the whole thing.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Marius, Eponine - Complete
We're All Adults Here reviews
When faced with the prospect of being parted forever when Valjean takes Cosette to England, she and Marius realize that they have nothing left to lose and decide to do the unthinkable: actually tell Valjean about their love and hope that he will be kind and allow them to stay together. After all, it's not like he isn't *already* going to forcibly part them.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Valjean, Cosette - Complete
Fate Intervenes reviews
A chance encounter in the Luxembourg causes Marius to realize that, once again, he's doing everything all wrong. It's only fair that Javert gets to ruin one of Valjean's plans for once. AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Marius, Javert - Complete
The Sherlock Problem reviews
Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Over It reviews
Much to Valjean's relief, annoyance, and pretty much every other emotion he had, Marius and Cosette decide that they do not wish to get married after all. Valjean could live with keeping his daughter around a little longer. He just wished that they had come to that conclusion BEFORE he had been forced to become an insurgent and navigate the sewers to bring him home to her. AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Valjean, Cosette - Complete
Whatever Works reviews
When Valjean watches Javert plunge into the water right in front of him, he knows that there's only one possible way he can get away with saving Javert without the other man immediately attempting to jump again. 1998 movie-based.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
Friends Like These reviews
Having survived their revolution, Courfeyrac sets out to do all he can to enrich the lives of those around him whether they appreciate his efforts or not. Thankfully, Marius seems to be grateful as he needs more help than most. AU.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Courfeyrac, Marius - Complete
Flawed Premise reviews
One day, John comes home to find something that looks suspiciously like Sherlock watching Christmas specials. He doesn't quite know what's going on but he will get to the bottom of this. Or at least take a truly dizzying amount of photos for his blog.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not Optimal reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
If We Must reviews
Ebenezer Scrooge absolutely must be redeemed, everyone agrees on that. He needs it and so does everyone around him no matter *how* reluctant he may be about it. It's a good thing they're not giving him a choice in the matter and have a grisly fate to hold over his head but even so these spirits will need the patience of saints to try to get through to him.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ebenezer Scrooge - Complete
Beginnings reviews
After weeks of uncertainty regarding her place in things, James tries to get Elena to play a more active role in the fight.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Auxiliary Animorphs - Complete
Body Snatching Blues reviews
After watching "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", Jake and Marco can't help but equate it to their lives. And Marco has to complain about all the plot holes and studio changes, of course, while Jake gives him a hard time. But still, they are *very* disturbed by all of the similarities. And why does everything in their lives come back to Yeerks anyway?
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jake, Marco - Complete
Unprepared reviews
When the Illusive Man holds Shepard and Anderson's fates in his hand on the Citadel, the situation looks bleak indeed. Fortunately, Shepard was not nearly as prepared as she could be to save the galaxy and this might somehow save the day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Clarifying Matters reviews
"I think you might be being a little hard on Juliet." Monroe just doesn't understand why Nick is focusing on the kiss and completly ignoring the part where Juliet is the victim of an obsession spell. What's that? Nick insists that this is the first he's hearing about it? No, he MUST have mentioned this earlier...right?
Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
Old Shame reviews
Finch vowed after Nathan's death that he would never tell the story behind it. Reese respected that, more or less, and - failing to find information on it - assumed that it must be related to the Machine in some way. Finch let him think that because it was rather less...everything...than the truth which he would take to however many graves he ended up having.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - H. Finch, N. Ingram - Complete
In the Know reviews
Finale AU. Lex coming back from the dead isn't exactly news at this point but this time, things are different. This time he knows Clark's secret and so, in the tradition of everyone who has ever discovered Clark's secret, all of the rest of it is just meaningless details. If only Lex were a little quicker on the uptake. Clark does have a planet to save, after all.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
Don't Waste It reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Apostate? Me? reviews
Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she. Eventual AndersXHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,221 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hawke (F), Carver H. - Complete
Rewarded reviews
Severus got his wish when Voldemort decided to stun Lily instead of killing her. With her husband and son dead, what is there for her in this world? And without Lily's sacrifice, will there be any hope for the wizarding world? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Idyllic reviews
It was a secret war they pretended didn't exist for so long but eventually they all became aware of it and then there was no going back for any of them. The ending was almost inevitable but it's the journey that matters. Snapshots of the Berenson family.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 230,913 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Jake, Tom B. - Complete
Forcible Redemption reviews
Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Fixed Points reviews
It all started with an innocent question from Brian leading the Doctor to consider the possibility that perhaps there is still something he can do for Amy and Rory. In the past, the pair have to decide what kind of life they would like to lead and take steps that may yet bring them home. A fixed point is a fixed point but what exactly did they see? Post Angels in Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
About That reviews
After eight years, Mary thought that she had said everything there was to say about the ill-fated Mr. Pamuk and she knew all that she had to about the matter. Matthew, when he let himself think about it, was similarly sure. Once again, though, some ghosts refuse to lie and there's one pressing and supremely ironic bit about the affair that nobody had realized...
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
Stepfamily reviews
Still, she hesitated. "Ziggy…Are you my big sister?" Sammy Jo discovers the truth of her parentage and then there's little chance of keeping it quiet. With Sam still out of contact with them, she still doesn't have a father, just another absent man to think of as one. And Donna thought that she had accepted Sam's relationships with other women but this was something else entirely.
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,277 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
That One Moment reviews
Ian Reed had been on a downward slide ever since the abduction but there had been that one moment, back in the hotel room, where it seemed like he might not be a lost cause after all. If the maid had sensibly stayed hidden until the clearly unstable man who killed the room's occupant had left, would Luther have been able to reach him and prevent the tragedy that followed?
Luther - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - J. Luther - Complete
American Nightmare reviews
American Dream prologue. Phillip Swann just sat there after the verdict was read, unable to comprehend it. There was no body and the star witness had gotten everything wrong and he was still convicted. And he couldn't even make them realize their mistake or it would ruin everything. How could that possibly be justice? One day, he swore he would be back and he would have his revenge
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - B. Stone - Complete
Confessions reviews
Jack, hard-working EADA that he is, has no idea how Ron Carver can manage to have such an impressive conviction rate when he spends so little time working at the office. Carver tries to explain about all of the confessions Major Case gets him but that doesn't make matters any clearer. Since when did judges actually declare a freely given confession admissible in court anyway?
Crossover - Law and Order & Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - J. McCoy, R. Carver - Complete
This Freaking Case reviews
Mike and Lennie are faced with perhaps the most ridiculous case they've ever faced complete with the most unhelpful witnesses possible. The suspect keeps confessing but confessions somehow never manage to stick, do they? Jack's certain that judges shouldn't flip a coin to make rulings but even without any admissible evidence and Paul with the defense he still intends to win.
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - M. Logan, J. McCoy - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Facebook reviews
Christopher finds JR's Facebook page. At first, he thinks nothing of it until he realizese that JR's apparently been sitting on extremely important information for weeks. And then then there's the photos that aren't just improbable but seem impossible for JR to have had taken. And apparently Rebecca killed a guy. Hopefully Bobby could help him make sense of all of this.
Dallas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Christopher E., Bobby E. - Complete
Wanted: Responsible Adult reviews
After driving his first crush to a nunnery, Romeo swears he'll never love again...until he sees a very pretty girl. So what if she's thirteen? Her family hates him anyway! And Juliet's just glad to get away her really old almost-fiancé, her mother who is determined to add as many greats to grandmother as she can in her lifetime, and her really inappropriate nurse. It's true love.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,492 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
Sophie's Choice reviews
It started out simply enough. Emily made an innocent observation about thinking Leah and Jacob would make a cute couple. But werewolves, and Leah in particular, can never just be simple. They've both been faced with a choice when things aren't perfect: staying and being happy or leaving and keeping their self-respect. Of course they could never have picked the same option.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Emily, Leah - Complete
Benefits of Directness reviews
Elena stared at the email for quite awhile before the words made any sense and when they did she was furious. Who broke up with someone on the night before their wedding over an email? Well, apparently Christopher Ewing did. If he wanted to end it, fine, he could but he was going to have to say those words to her face. Pre-series AU.
Dallas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Christopher E. - Complete
Reality Check reviews
After Alfred's revelation about Rachel's letter, Bruce is at a lost. Did she really write that letter? He thought that Alfred wouldn't lie to him but he clearly has, whether he's been lying for eight years or just lied now. And it was all to protect him, of course. He would have thought he'd miss her less after so long but maybe he should have known better. If only she were here.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Rachel D. - Complete
Perspective reviews
Nick understands why all the recent Wesen activity that couldn't be concealed is freaking some people out, Hank in particular. Sergeant Wu was once on the force in Gotham during the worst period to be IN Gotham, let alone on the force, and disagrees that it's anything to get all worked up about. Really, it just depends on how you look at it.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sgt. Wu - Complete
An Indirect Rescue reviews
Just because Sam didn't succeed in warning his twelve-year-old sister away from a future abusive husband she'd never even met didn't mean that his actions had no effect. The night before Katie's elopement, Tom finds his sister unable to sleep and attempts to cheer her up. It only takes a little to change fate.
Quantum Leap - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Gods Complicate Everything reviews
Post-Mirror Image Sam dutifully continues leaping around, never expecting to see Al again when the pair are reunited just in time for one of Sam's strangest assignments yet. As Odin, moments before Loki's fall into the abyss, Sam must find a way to deal with these family issues and, with luck, prevent the start of the path that leads to Ragnarok.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Loki - Complete
Promise Kept reviews
Snow White and the Huntsman-verse. Having brought the princess back to life, the Huntsman is left with one of two possibilities. Either Snow White is his true love or the queen kept her promise and now his kisses can revive the dead. Well, there's only one way to test that theory.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White - Complete
None So Blind reviews
Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Dreams of Daniel reviews
Not all of Regina's nightmares involve losing Henry or the peons remembering themselves and coming after her. Sometimes, Regina dreams of Daniel and tries to pretend she doesn't know what he'd think of her quest for vengeance, for justice.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Daniel - Complete
Wrong reviews
Megamorphs 3 AU. Visser Four changed so much that the same people wouldn't have gotten married and been born so most of the regular Animorphs don't exist. Now a team of ruthless Animorphs who won't exist if they 'fix' things are faced with that choice.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Cassie, Ax - Complete
The Only One reviews
Molly, Lestrade, Donovan, Anderson, Mrs. Hudson, John, Mycroft, and Irene are all convinced that they are the only one who knows the truth about Sherlock and must hide it from each other. Naturally, when Sherlock does come back it all gets rather strange
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Desperation reviews
Mercédès was aware of what a terrible thing it is to do to someone, letting them think another man's child is their own. Fernand has been nothing but good to her and was Edmond's best friend but she couldn't think of that now. She had a child to protect.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
The Right Thing reviews
AU David abducts Ax instead of Cassie in 48 and now the time has come to deal with David once and for all. Will Ax be as quick to leave Rachel alone to do what she has to? How could he possibly after sharing the horror of trapping him in the first place?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Rachel, Ax - Complete
The Problem with Victory reviews
Esplin 9466, once Visser Three, has always been a creature of action and when there was a war to fight and an empire to build things were good. Now that that's over, now that there's victory and he's Emperor, now there are problems. Book 41-universe.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Visser Three, Elfangor - Complete
Triumph reviews
Post 2X3 Cesare character study. At last he has had his chance and at last he has proven himself worthy of it, particularly compared to Juan's failure. There was time to revel in the triumph but then he had to figure out how to keep his opportunity.
Borgias - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Cesare B. - Complete
A Near Miss reviews
Edmond happens to forget who he was supposed to deliver Napoleon's letter to and so leaves the magistrate's office unscathed. A very hungover Fernand is just THRILLED to hear all about how blessed his friend's life continues to be. AU 2002 Movieverse.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Eyes Forced Open reviews
In a bid to make the Once-ler finally face what he's doing, the Lorax suggests a day trip to see what's going on with the promise that he'll leave him alone if he's not convinced. The Once-ler agrees to try to get some peace. How bad could it possibly be?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Disappointment reviews
The Once-ler's mother, May, refuses to dwell on the past after that last tree fell and she's certainly not thinking about a certain someone no matter how much they attempt to haunt her. The past is only as real as you let it be.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Once-ler's Mother, The Once-ler - Complete
The Price of Paradise reviews
The Lorax had done it. The forest would be protected and the Once-ler would chop down no more trees. The outcome was, for the most part, good but the cost had been heavy indeed. It was never supposed to have been like this but there was no going back now
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler - Complete
The Reunion reviews
Lucille Sengupta goes to bed one night and wakes up in a new world to find she's somehow missed the last half a century. With no idea of what happened or why, she looks up the one person she can trust to make sense of it all or at least to be there.
Alcatraz - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Lucy B., E. Hauser - Complete
No Idle Threat reviews
Ray seldom made a promise he didn't intend to keep. As he drove away from the hospital and Rebecca and towards the old family home and his brother, he knew that this wasn't going to be one of those rare exceptions. Painful or not, it had to be this way.
Alcatraz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ray A., T. Madsen - Complete
Impetus reviews
Every day she pretends to be Siobhan and every night Bridget can't help but worry about the future and what she risks losing if she waits too long to admit the truth.
Ringer - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Bridget K. - Complete
Things Not to Tell the Grandkids reviews
Ted loved being a big hero and he was already planning out the story he'll be telling his and hopefully Audrey's grandchildren one day. Still, he's realized that there were parts of the story that other people really didn't need to know...
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Ted Wiggins - Complete
An Unexpected Reaction reviews
Bridget finally decides to stop stalling and just tell Andrew the truth only to discover that he's not quite as surprised as he should be. Is it in bad taste for HER to be mad at HIM in the middle of her "I'm impersonating my dead sister" confession?
Ringer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Bridget K., Andrew M. - Complete
Signs Unnoticed reviews
After the destruction of the Truffula trees, the Once-Ler is left to try to figure out where it all went wrong and how he could have possibly missed all the signs that things weren't as good as they seemed. And yeah, he should have listened to the Lorax.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Must Be Love reviews
Little Clark comes home with questions about why being near Lana makes him dizzy and a little sick and Jonathan thinks he knows the answer. Clark's got his first crush. It's not like there's any OTHER explanation for these symptoms, after all...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Jonathan K. - Complete
The Reality of Forever reviews
Countless millenia in the future, a Shepard who chose the blue light ending has lost almost everything of the person they used to be. As time passes and organics fall into the same tired patterns, Shepard must make a choice they never thought they would.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M) - Complete
The Reason He Stays reviews
Bridget looked over at him one day and abruptly asked, "Why are you still here?" Oh, there were so very many ways to answer that question, verey few of which she'd really understand. It was enough she believed that he WOULD stay. Malcolm character study.
Ringer - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Malcolm W., Bridget K. - Complete
Whatever It Takes reviews
Contrary to what Shepard might think, what the whole galaxy might think, the Illusive Man hasn't lost his focus or his mind and his goals are the same as ever. Humanity first no matter what the cost. They had better stay out of his way. Spoilers for ME3
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Illusive Man, Shepard (F) - Complete
Cheating Has Consequences reviews
Especially when the woman you cheat on is THE Commander Shepard who is once more a hero to the galaxy. It's even worse when she has her own personal reporter to tell HER side of the story to the galaxy at large. This could be a problem. Spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Jacob T., Shepard (F) - Complete
Come Away With Me reviews
To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Uncomfortable Truths reviews
After running into Jacob again, one thing he said stuck with her. "The Normandy's your real love." That can't be true, can it? Shepard's uncertain and that doesn't bode well for the future, no, not at all. If they even have a future. Spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Emma Swan, Skeptic reviews
It all starts when Henry figures out who Gold is and tells him that Belle is alive. That sets the ball in motion and soon the curse is breaking left and right. None of this, however, means that Emma is at all obligated to believe that there is a curse.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Emma S. - Complete
Left Behind reviews
He had gone to sleep one night and the world had changed. It was impossible to make sense of anything, even his own actions. Everyone wanted answers but he couldn't provide them with any. So much had changed but in the prison it was all so much the same.
Alcatraz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jack S./Prisoner 2024 - Complete
Opening the Can of Worms reviews
After her Uncle Ray's kidnapping, Rebecca decides to stop by his bar and ask him about his seeming inability to be honest with her about her grandfather. And to see if he's okay, of course. Priorities and whatnot.
Alcatraz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Rebecca M., Ray A. - Complete
Conundrum reviews
Once everything is out in the open, Conrad reflects on the girl who is both his daughter and yet not and wondering what he is going to do and how things managed to come to this. If he ever needed validation for his hatred of David Clarke, he now has it.
Revenge - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Conrad G., Charlotte G. - Complete
The New Deal reviews
After being cornered by Kings Midas and George and forced into an engagement he doesn't want, James seeks out Rumpelstiltskin to let him know just what he thinks of the altered agreement and must consider how much the possibility of true love means to him
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - David N./Prince Charming, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Embezzlement reviews
AU ending to Fruit of the Poisonous Tree. After Regina reveals that she embezzled the money to build a playground Emma gets a text reminding her that embezzling for a good cause is still illegal. If only there were dozens of witnesses to her confession...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Lex's Creepy Stalker Room reviews
After Clark discovers Lex has an entire room devoted to investigating him he decides to stay and hear how Lex can possibly claim the giant picture of him is really all about Lex. He makes a valiant effort but in the end it's still a creepy stalker room...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Beneath the Surface reviews
Missing scene from Fruit of the Poisonous Tree. King Leopold's motivations for finding the man Regina loves aren't quite what the Genie expects. As he said, he wants *everyone* in his kingdom to be happy and Regina is definitely in his kingdom.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, King Leopold - Complete
Road to Rediscovery reviews
Post-Smallville, Lex tries to piece together the life he can no longer remember. One name in particular keeps coming up and so he invites Clark Kent for a meeting to discuss the past and how things ended up the way they did.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Useless Clichés reviews
In the wake of Sherlock's destruction at the hands of the press, Mycroft reflects on the part that he had played in the whole debacle. He may not have been the one to do it but he enabled it and no amount of well-meaning clichés would make him forget it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Graveside Revelations reviews
After being gone for a year and taking down Moriarty's criminal empire, Sherlock decides to reveal himself to John at the graveyard. Surprisingly, things do not go the way he expected them to. At all. Post season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Joys of Being Right reviews
Sally Donovan was, against all odds, right about Sherlock. She had been waiting for this day and thought it'd never come. She should be happy, she should be horrified, she should be...in the end, he was just a lunatic and always let you down. Post-Season2
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
I Need A Drink reviews
Carth goes in search of Revan, intending to once again give him grief for that whole 'never mentioning he was a Sith' thing. Of course, this scene has played out before but Revan being Revan ensures that this time things get strange. Mild Carth/Male Revan
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
Merely A Minor Position reviews
A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Animorphs Christmas Carol reviews
It's been a few months since the end of the war and Jake's inability to move on is really worrying people. They do their best to reach out to him but nothing seems to work. Can four spirits help him find his way again?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Jake - Complete
Dead reviews
Violet was dead. She hadn't wanted it and it was mostly an accident. She didn't even remember it and yet it was true so she had best start getting used to it. But what did this revelation mean about the Tate Issue? And how could she save her parents?
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Searching for Sanity reviews
Constance's youngest child doesn't know what's wrong with the house next door, she *doesn't*, but she's sick of her neighbors constantly dying and sick of everyone expecting her to be another Tate. Really, it was a wonder she didn't leave sooner.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Constance L., Tate L. - Complete
The Homicidal Castle Dweller reviews
On their way to visit a very old professor Sheldon is certain is wrong about something, he and Raj run into a closed road and no wifi. Fortunately, there was a castle a few miles back and someone there should be able to give them directions to Dr. Scott.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Frank N. Furter, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Early for Once reviews
Though the Doctor was trying to get to Barcelona, the TARDIS takes him, Amy, and Rory to early 20th century Wales instead...and right in front of Jack a full century too early. Surely he'll be reasonable about the Doctor's need to preserve timelines...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Coming Clean reviews
Gwen knows she hasn't done the right thing in the past and she isn't sure she's doing it now but she needs to explain it to him at least once and let him react, even if he can never remember it. Altered version of Gwen's confession about Owen in "Combat.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Gwen C., Rhys W. - Complete
Cheating Destiny reviews
When a freshman Clark wakes up twenty-five years into the future and can't reach his parents or Pete, he turns to Lex to help him figure it out. What a wonderful opportunity this is to correct certain aspects of their past...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,575 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Saving Captain Jack reviews
Rose let it go at the time because she had bigger problems but when she and Ten are more comfortable with each other, she has to know: Jack? Staying behind to rebuild Earth? Really? Without saying goodbye? REALLY? Someone's got some explaining to do...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Importance of Impartiality reviews
Captain Ross had always felt it was important to avoid getting involved with cases you were personally invested in. It was a pity his detectives and sometimes even the ADAs don't feel that way. Still, how many such cases can they POSSIBLY come across?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - D. Ross - Complete
Forever Hold Your Peace reviews
There's something to be said about timing and Nessie really wished she'd realized she was in love with Jacob more than a few weeks before he announced his engagement to someone else. She had two choices: ruin his happiness or grin and bear it. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
Inescapable reviews
Mondego knew that nothing would be gained by going back and that fleeing was the only sane option. Still, his whole life had been spent trying to prove that Edmond wasn't better than he was and now it was time to end it. No more doubts. 2002 Movieverse.
Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Circumstantial reviews
Parliament may be destroyed and a revolution beginning, but the fact remains that Evey Hammond is a wanted fugitive standing next to a Detective Chief Inspector who feels that he's waited long enough for answers. If only she WAS in as deep as he thought.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Just Fight Already! reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Espionage reviews
Concerned about what the Declaration Committee is REALLY up to, Dickinson and Rutledge send the ever-ignored Wilson to listen in on them. To their shock, they discover that no one actually even WANTED the job. Some opposition they turned out to be.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Piloting Prowess or Lack Thereof reviews
Between Pierce's piloting, Abed's Hangover homage, Troy's refusal to take the KFC simulation to mean he's qualified to fly a plane, and Jeff and Britta being alone together in the cockpit, that Habitat for Humanity house didn't stand a chance...
Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Jeff W., Britta P. - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a pyschic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
A Bit Batty reviews
The TARDIS is probably destroyed and the Doctor is suddenly faced with the prospect of a sharing a mortgage with Rose. This should make him happy, right? He does love her, after all. He's just never done well with being trapped and this time it's forever
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Evil Model Cars reviews
They might not be friends anymore but Lex's mansion is still a nice place to hang out. Of course, Lex is evil now so anything he does must be evil as well, even if it's just building model cars. What kind of a person would he be if he didn't confront Lex?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Impossible Crush reviews
Pre-Community. Troy sat in front of Annie every day in Algebra and yet somehow seemed to completely miss her existence. She knew she shouldn't let it bother her but then she knew that she shouldn't like him either and wasn't THAT working out for her...
Community - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Annie E., Troy B. - Complete
An Honest Misunderstanding reviews
After yet another instance of Amy being kidnapped and describing the man she loves in terms that any sane person would think referred to the Doctor, Rory decides to confront Amy on her apparent inability to sound like she's talking about him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
So Much for Trust reviews
After Kara regains her memory, Lex confronts her about moving back in with the Kents and how exactly she regained her memory. It would have been easier to slip out unnoticed but if Kal-El can bluff his way through these encounters then so can she.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kara/Supergirl, Lex L. - Complete
Wendy's Farewell reviews
Rose wasn't trapped in a parallel dimension and so has continued to travel quite happily with the Doctor for the past decade. Lately, however, she can't help but feel like she needs to move on and try to make some sort of life for herself back on Earth.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Flashback reviews
Rory, Amy, and the Doctor go back to Space Florida and who should they meet but Rose and Mickey, temporarily separated from their Doctor? Oh, this is SUCh a bad idea but Amy just can't leave well enough alone. Time for an impromptu reunion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rose T. - Complete
What is a Time Head Anyway? reviews
Post-Day of the Moon. Amy and Rory have a much-needed talk about Amy not mentioning her possible pregnancy, their disturbing habit of dying, how having a baby would mean leaving the Doctor, and what exactly they want to name their future child.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Normal reviews
After a talk with an old friend about a completely human issue he's having with his son, Jonathan starts to wonder when exactly he and Martha stopped being normal. What would a normal person's reaction be to finding an alien child anyway? Adopt it?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jonathan K., Martha K. - Complete
Blame reviews
It wasn't the Doctor's fault. Amy knew that, of course she did, and yet somehow it didn't seem to matter. It happened because of him and she had missed the signs. In the wake of "A Good Man Goes to War", Amy tries to come to terms with it all.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Crossroads reviews
When Lex issues his ultimatum after the second meteor shower, Clark realizes just what's at stake and decides that he should really tell him, especially now that he's practically human. If only he could just spit it out...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Pointless reviews
The thing about Lex having no idea who he is, Clark has come to realize, is that it renders their history completely moot. Pointless. The fact that it looks like Lex's still going to be a villain makes his attempts to save him seem just as worthwhile.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Some Gratitude reviews
Angelica really is bringing this on herself, Jack decides. First she takes him saving her life and turns it into murdering her father and then she won't even have the decency to believe that he actually expected Blackbeard to do the right thing...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
Warm Up reviews
The Breakfast Club doesn't quite know how things will go at school so Monday morning before class they meet up again to try and buffer each other up in case things go badly since Claire still won't commit to anything. She's trying, though. They all are.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Claire S., John B. - Complete
Typical reviews
Pierce on choosing to leave the study group on his own terms at the end of season two. In a way he's almost glad that they were so smug about inviting him back. It made it easier to leave now when it was still his decision and not theirs anymore.
Community - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Pierce H. - Complete
Can't Be reviews
Years of her life went into restoring the Eluvian and now with, one well-meaning possession, it's ruined. Was Marethari right? Would it only have ended in tragedy? Merrill didn't know anymore but she wasn't sure it mattered. It was her life to risk.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Merrill - Complete
Last of the Kissograms reviews
In which the Doctor realizes that by 2008, Amy's part of a dying breed and gets some firsthand experience about just how awkward it is to listen to people going on about being the last of their kind. Good thing he stopped doing that with his regeneration.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Flight Interrupted reviews
Isabela is halfway to Ostwick and not feeling even remotely guilty. Nope, not at all. She's just going to take the relic, get Castillon off her back, find a new ship and...oh, who is she kidding? This is all Hawke's fault.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Isabela, Hawke (F) - Complete
Worth the Risk reviews
Varania discovers that Leto is determined to enter Danarius' competition to be the lucky slave to get lyrium markings in the mad hope that he'll keep his promise to free her and their mother. She wishes she could be more strenuous in her objections.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Betrayal reviews
The first lesson Fenris ever learned was to never trust a mage. It took years before Salomé Hawke managed to break through his walls. She had been nothing but kind to him for six years which is why he can't understand why she's just standing there.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Thanks, Nathaniel reviews
Unexpectedly reunited in the Deep Roads together after years apart, Nathaniel and Anders discuss how much their lives have changed since Amaranthine and why what happened with Justice is at least a little bit Nathaniel's fault.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Nathaniel H., Anders - Complete
Offer of a Lifetime reviews
The Ellimist decides to offer one lucky and lifelong Animorphs fan the chance to get to go inside the books and BECOME an Animorph. Too bad he picked someone who felt that needlessly getting involved in a horrific fictional war is kind of a bad idea...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Ellimist - Complete
Elopement It Is reviews
Leandra's parents don't react well to the news that she's planning on running off with an apostate no matter how many apostates Gamlen's run off with or how much of a romantic cliché the first meeting was. And Leandra had better not be pregnant...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Leandra H., Gamlen A. - Complete
Orphaned reviews
Breaking the news was always going to be horrible but it would have been better if her sister had been the one to do it. Unfortunately, Aurelia never could manage to bring herself to visit the Circle so Gamlen was left to tell Bethany about her mother.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bethany H., Gamlen A. - Complete
Stranger In My Life reviews
She'd always known that getting involved with an abomination wasn't the brightest plan but lately things had only been getting worse. Justice had never liked her and was growing stronger by the day. Still, it wasn't over just yet. It couldn't be.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Hawke (F), Justice - Complete
On Moving On reviews
Post-war. Cassie on moving on and the bridges that must be burned in order to do so. Save Rachel, they all survive physically but for some it didn't go much further than that.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Cassie - Complete
Like Watching a Shipwreck reviews
Varric is well-accustomed to having to pay to keep his friends safe. Still, he had hoped that they had more sense than to PROVE that they had mages among them in the Gallows in front of Cullen. Apparently not. This part was being edited out of history.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Varric T., Cullen - Complete
Take A Man's Cat reviews
New Orlesian Warden-Commander Fayle Fahlgai felt perfectly justified assigning Anders a templar stalker and making him get rid of Pounce but he never expected his predecessor Angélique Amell to take issue with this and force him to apologize...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Anders, Amell - Complete
Family Resemblance reviews
Carver can see how much his sister resents their uncle and their mother is disappointed with him but he just can't see to hate him. He sees too much of himself in Gamlen and that's rather alarming. He really has to find that purpose of his soon.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Carver H., Hawke (F) - Complete
Not Quite a Fairytale reviews
Everyone expects an imprint to eventually end up with the man who imprinted on them but Claire finds that she can't force feelings that aren't there. She has no idea what Quil wants from her or how he'll react but she knows she needs to tell him soon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Everyone's Safe reviews
AU ending to "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood." What if the Family had never found Martha and the Doctor? Could John Smith have ever had the life he saw in the watch? Even if he could, everything must end eventually. At least he knows everyone's safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Joan R., J. Smith - Complete
So Not My Problem reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
The Boy Who Did Become King reviews
From the stables, to the Chantry, to the Grey Wardens, to the throne. Alistair's faced it all with his usual levity and attempt to fulfill his sometimes conflicting duties and he'll continue to do so. A series of Alistair-related BSN prompts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,210 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Never Compromise reviews
Anders had always known that he wanted to be free, even before he was taken to the Circle, and he wasn't about to let anything or anyone convince him otherwise no matter where the path to freedom may lead him. A series of Anders-related BSN prompts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,559 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Anders - Complete
First Girl Wins reviews
Sylvia didn't quite know why Truman had set his sights on her instead of Meryl but she wasn't complaining. She just wished she was allowed to even talk to him and that, once she had stolen a date, the guilt hadn't overwhelmed her. Sylvia character study.
Truman Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Luck of a Crow reviews
Zevran was born into slavery and lived to die but somehow fate always seemed to have other plans for him. Through his darker moments to his most unsuccessful assassination ever, he always came back in one piece. A series of Zevran-related BSN prompts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,777 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
Together in Paris reviews
"You know, John, I do believe that you might be the absolute worst diplomat I've ever seen." Post-Movie, Franklin and Adams are reunited as fellow commissioners trying to get French aid. Adams is eager to start but Franklin has his reservations.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Adams' Greatest Contribution reviews
"Congratulations, John. You just made your greatest contribution to Independence: you kept your flap shut." And so he did but it was a long, LONG thirty days before Lee returned with the resolution on independency. At least they had Sundays off. Two-shot.
1776 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Just Missed the Call reviews
Mere hours before Rachel meets Elfangor, she invites Melissa to go with her and Cassie to the mall.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Melissa, Rachel - Complete
A Dragon Age Christmas Carol reviews
The year is 9:29 and Howe is on the cusp of deciding to massacre the Couslands when he's visited by four spirits. Can they change his mind on the matter? If they can, just how will they manage to convince him and how 'changed' can he possibly end up?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - R. Howe, Bryce C. - Complete
How the Loghain Stole Christmas reviews
Well, Loghain's been blamed for everything else so it's about time he's accused of stealing Christmas. Oh, if only it weren't such a dreadfully ORLESIAN holiday...
Crossover - Dragon Age & How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Loghain M. T., The Grinch - Complete
Kmeme Gone Wrong reviews
Kmeme is most of the time all in good fun and some of it can be very nicely done. Sometimes, though...sometimes you get THOSE prompts that never should have existed. Prompts like Morrigan turning Alistair into a dog and the PC chasing after him. No smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan
The Howes' White Sheep reviews
Nathaniel may not have been around when it happened, but it was clear that his father's actions during the Blight had all but destroyed the family name. He wouldn't rest until he found a way to redeem them all. A series of Nathaniel-related BSN prompts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,145 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Nathaniel H. - Complete
I Am Not A Tragic Figure reviews
Aunn Aeducan, practical if sheltered exile, knows only two things for certain: if she returns to Orzammar she'll probably end up actually committing fratricide at some point and it's about time to show the world what a dwarven princess can really do...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 273,221 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Aeducan - Complete
Chaos at the Landsmeet reviews
Alistair knew that the Landsmeet was supposed to be a very serious, very important affair. Unfortunately, the nobles decided to give Angélique Amell far more power than is good for her or Ferelden and so how could things not quickly devolve into chaos?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Rewriting History reviews
"Tell me you're not pregnant." Cameron and Chase talk for the first time since they finalized their divorce.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Underage reviews
Just before his Calling, Riordan is called upon to explain the events at the Landsmeet that led to Ferelden executing their Wardens and being overrun by darkspawn. It all started when they were judged too young to duel and Eamon was chosen instead...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Riordan, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Treachery reviews
Arl Howe's treachery takes Bryce Cousland completely by surprise. He should have seen this coming and now he has no idea if his family is even alive or how to get to them, he doesn't think he'll survive leaving, and they don't want to leave without him.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bryce C., R. Howe - Complete
Why Would Teyrn Loghain Charge? reviews
Against Loghain's better judgement, he charges at Ostagar and gets himself killed and the army decimated. In the aftermath at Flemeth's, Alistiar is left wondering why Loghain would do such a horrendous thing. Do or don't, it seems Loghain just can't win.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Alistair, Surana - Complete
CoAuthor reviews
When Adams quoted that section of 'The Necessity of Taking Up Arms' to Jefferson and insisted that the writer of those lines should write the Declaration of Independence, he forgot one very important fact: Jefferson didn't write it alone...
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
Too Pretty To Refuse reviews
Angélique Amell is convinced that Morrigan would consent to being with another woman if only she were pretty enough. Morrigan, while admitting that Angélique is very pretty, is significantly less certain.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Morrigan, Amell - Complete
I Have A What? reviews
Anastasia Cousland confronts her betrothed about his hereditary elven appreciation everyone keeps telling her about and what it will mean for their relationship only to discover that, as usual, he has absolutely no idea what she's even talking about.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alistair, Cousland
Shouldn't Have Gotten Involved reviews
As Elva slowly succombs to the plague, she remembers just how the Alienage had come to this point. It had all started a year before with two reckless fools who hadn't known how to keep their head down. She had known that it would eventually come to this.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Elva, Soris - Complete
Awkward reviews
Alistair attempts to bond with Reidin Aeducan by gossiping about their companions but when he insults Morrigan, who Reidin's involved with, then any attempt at bonding ends and things quickly take a turn for the awkward.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair - Complete
The Woes of Ser Cauthrien reviews
Ser Cauthrien thought she was ready for anything when she was summoned to Howe's Denerim estate but being confronted with the origin-confused Laiarda Mahariel bickering with Queen Anora about how to properly rescue someone proved that wasn't quite true.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2010 - S. Cauthrien, Mahariel - Complete
Prince CousCous reviews
Prince Cousland, a man determined to stop at nothing to be king, is well aware of the treachery planned by Cailan and Howe. They'd figure out about Cailan soon enough but if only they would listen about Howe! Maybe it would help if he were less obnoxious?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cousland, Bryce C. - Complete
We're Not Your Personal Army, Warden reviews
Angélique Amell is shocked and heartbroken when the Landsmeet won't let her be Alistair's Queen and so she decides to take the armies she's gathered up to Soldier's Peak until they change their mind. There's just one problem: they insist they won't do it.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Amell - Complete
Leliana for Queen reviews
The worst part for Reidin about making Harrowmont king was that he seemed to want Reidin to succeed him. He doesn't seem to understand the word 'no' but fortunately, Reidin has a backup plan to convince him: insist on making Leliana his queen.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Aeducan, P. Harrowmont - Complete
Why Can't I Be Queen? reviews
Mary Sue Cousland has just had a brilliant idea: SHE can be sole ruler of Ferelden instead of Alistair or Anora given how much everyone loves her magical Cousland bloodline. Eamon's not quite convinced it will work but that won't dampen her enthusiasm!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Eamon G., Cousland - Complete
Expendable reviews
The Cousland Warden married Anora so he could bide his time and then use his assassin connections to dispose of her and become king himself. Unfortunately for him, Anora's not nearly as incompetent as he seems to think and isn't about to let that happen.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Anora, Cousland - Complete
Epic Rescue reviews
The story of Zevran getting his hand stuck in a 'some dark hole' and attempting to free himself while Taliesin stands around being mostly unhelpful.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Zevran A., Taliesin - Complete
Is It Worth It? reviews
After Anders is brought back to the Circle after his first escape attempt, Irving tries convince Anders that he's going about resisting the Templars the wrong way but only manages to convince Anders that he deserves his contempt. For a BSN prompt.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Irving, Anders - Complete
Childhood Truths reviews
When Nathaniel was younger, he had thought that his father's nose made him look like a monster. As Nathaniel grew to possess the same nose, he forgot this childhood fear and only now realizes that he had been right all along. BSN prompt.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Nathaniel H., R. Howe - Complete
Cailan's Shiny New Title reviews
AU. Ostagar isn't a massacre and the Orlesians help Ferelden defeat the Blight. In the wake of their victory, Cailan announces his plan to leave Anora for Empress Celene and Loghain tries to dissuade him from what he's sure is the end of Ferelden.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Loghain M. T., Cailan T. - Complete
A Fortuitous Fall reviews
On Zevran's second mission for the Crows he was seduced by his beautiful mage mark and he agreed to speak to the Crows on her behalf...until she broke her neck while kissing him goodbye and he realized she intended to betray him all along.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
Not At All Impressed reviews
When the Templar Aeife comes to take Anders back to the Circle for the fourth time, he is decidedly not impressed and, to her great annoyance, decides to rate her efforts to bring him back.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Anders - Complete
Getting Away With Murder reviews
Caelavel Tabris had never expected that a year after taking the money and walking away, nobody would realize what she and Soris had done. Everything had gone so wrong...Even if no one else knew enough to blame her, she still shouldn't have come back.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Tabris, Soris - Complete
In Laws reviews
Post-Blight Loghain and Alistair are stuck alone in a carriage together and all Alistair wants to do is mock Loghain's Orlesian paranoia. This was better than being eaten by the Archdemon, right? It was getting harder to convince himself of that.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Loghain M. T., Alistair - Complete
About My Father's Death reviews
Nathaniel's tried to ignore his morbid curiousity but he simply can't do it anymore. He needs to know if there are any truth to the rumors about how his father died and, if not, what really happened. He won't like what he hears but he needs to know.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Nathaniel H., Cousland - Complete
Fun With Pirates reviews
In which Zevran must infiltrate a pirate ship in order to kill his current target and is seduced by his target's gorgeous wife. A lot. Maybe there was something to this whole piracy thing after all...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Zevran A., Isabela - Complete
If We Kill Him, We Might As Well Join Loghain reviews
Alistair wasn't happy about it, of course, but Angélique knew that if they didn't spare Zevran and allow him to come along then they would, ultimately, be forced to conclude that Loghain was right and they were all too dangerous to be allowed to live.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
First Time Out reviews
During Anders' first escape attempt, he decides that the best thing to do is to get an earring. They looked awesome and would serve as a reminder that he didn't belong in the Tower. He only wished he was a little more certain she knew what she was doing.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Anders - Complete
Exactly What's Wrong With Orzammar reviews
Loilinar Ivo and Oghren Kondrat both knew that the other was really the personification of what was wrong with Orzammar and that drove them to argue like they did. Each time they saw each other was just another reminder.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Loilinar I., Oghren - Complete
A Future King's Second reviews
Dulin Forender and Vartag Gavorn both knew what their places in the world were and the future King they intended to serve. Having the opponent on the throne would be a disaster but it was up to them to make sure that didn't happen...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Dulin F., Vartag G. - Complete
When I Get Back reviews
The day before Zevran is to leave for his mission to Ferelden, he comes across a pair of fine Antivan boots in a store window. He almost buys them but refrains, knowing that should he manage to return he'll need SOMETHING to come back to...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
Orzammar's Most Ill Suited Deshyr reviews
Lord Helmi deeply resented his fellow nobles and the feeling was more than mutual. He just wasn't quite sure if it was worse to believe his peers were blind to the problems Orzammar faced or if they just didn't care.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Lord Helmi - Complete
Flesh Golems? Bad Idea reviews
In the wake of defeating the Harvester and escaping Amgarrak, Aunn Aeducan is left with one question: Why? Just...why? That would have been an incredible waste of time even HAD they managed to salvage that ridiculous and impractical research...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Aeducan - Complete
Orzammar's Version of Practicality reviews
Lady Dace was well aware of how people saw her but it didn't matter. She was the embodiment of Orzammar practicality and she would do whatever it took to keep herself and her house on top.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Lady Dace - Complete
Best Laid Plans reviews
The day before the expedition that is to kill Trian and get Reidin exiled, Reidin falls in his duel with Mandar Dace. Looks like Bhelen's going to have to quickly recalculate if he still wants to have Trian killed the next day...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
Fallen Idol reviews
Adal Helmi had always been more of a fighter than a politician and Aunn had always been her inspiration just by virtue of being a woman with power who chose to live by the sword. Now she was lost over the throne and Adal couldn't see how it was worth it.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Adal H., Aeducan - Complete
Living On Borrowed Time reviews
Frandlin Ivo knew that it was a bad idea for someone like him to get involved in the games played by those more important. He did what he had to do, though, but was aware from the moment he realized Aunn was alive that he was living on borrowed time.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2010 - F. Ivo, Aeducan - Complete
She Never Said Goodbye reviews
The Blight is over, Sereda Brosca lay dead, and Rica needs to find some way to deal with it. This would be a lot easier to handle if her last encounter with her sister hadn't involved disowning her. Rica knew she would never be able to make this right.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Rica B., Brosca - Complete
You've Been Staring reviews
Zevran catches Aunn Aeducan staring at his hair and demands an explanation which quickly leads to him wondering if he should change it and searching for suggestions.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zevran A., Aeducan - Complete
An Unfortunate Encounter reviews
While wandering the Fade, Nathaniel and Anastasia come across the spirit of his deceased father.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Nathaniel H., Cousland - Complete
His Preferred Gift reviews
Zevran and just why he's so fond of those small gold and silver bars.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
Refusing To Step Aside reviews
Trian's put up with quite a lot from his stubborn little sister over the years but when Bhelen warns him that she means to kill him to take their father's throne he's not about to just stand back and let that happen. Come tomorrow, he'll be ready for her.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Trian A., Bhelen A. - Complete
It's Not A Morality Contest reviews
After Odelia Cousland reveals that she's convinced Bhelen's done all he's been accused of but intends to work with him anyway for the greater good, Alistair takes issue with her definition of 'it's for the best' and they have it out.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Dust Town's Really Not All Bad reviews
In which the ever-optimistic Pollyanna Brosca is determined to believe the best of everything and everyone around her during her origin and things really will work out for the best no matter how much everyone else wonders what's the matter with her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Brosca, Leske - Complete
On Second Thought… reviews
After seeing Alistair reacting badly to his attraction to a Warden he can't stand, Zevran decides to helpfully get involved and try to advise Alistair...until he finds out it's worse than he thought and quickly tries to extricate himself from the mess.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Zevran A., Alistair - Complete
The Queens of Ferelden reviews
After the defeat of the Archdemon, Arden Cousland goes to visit her predecessor and former lover in prison hoping to talk her out of choosing to die before swearing fealty to their new King.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Cousland, Anora - Complete
It was Never Going to be a Happy Reunion reviews
King Endrin lives to see Aunn return to Orzammar a Grey Warden but what, exactly, did one say to the daughter they left to die to avoid a scandal? He supposed forgiveness was too much to ask for.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Endrin A., Aeducan - Complete
She'd Almost Ended It reviews
If Sereda Brosca had then maybe she wouldn't be here now, watching Alistair trying to break up with her, knowing that this was the only outcome she could live with.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Brosca, Alistair - Complete
Impossible reviews
A week before Anora's marriage to Cailan, she and Arden Cousland attempt to figure out what this means for them and if they're willing to keep up an impossible relationship. Warning: light femmeslash.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Anora, Cousland - Complete
Taking Root reviews
In the aftermath of planting the inception, Robert Fischer starts to come to terms with his new idea and Cobb's team waits anxiously for him to wake up.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - R. Fischer Jr. - Complete
Wake Up reviews
Mal lives for the day when her husband will realize the truth and come back to her.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mal, D. Cobb - Complete
So, Did You and Oghren Ever…? reviews
Right before Aunn leaves the Keep to return to Orzammar, Sigrun finally works up the nerve to ask if she'd ever been interested in Oghren since he was the only male dwarf around...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sigrun, Aeducan - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Why Can't You Just Do It? reviews
To say that Alistair is reluctant to do the Dark Ritual is an understatement. Fortunately, he's just had a brilliant idea: his mage friend and fellow Warden Caunira Surana can do the ritual with him instead, right? Right? Not exactly...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Alistair, Surana - Complete
Fear of Ruling reviews
Bhelen's plot to convince his brother that Trian's out to kill him hits an unexpected snag as he realizes that Reidin's terrified at the prospect of having to rule and views their other brother as his last line of defense...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
Wait, You Already Knew? reviews
Poor Alistair has been worrying for weeks on how to break the news to Angélique that he's the son of King Maric...only to find out that not only was she well aware of this fact but she didn't even realize it was supposed to be a secret.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
I Quit the Blight reviews
When Alistair told Ahria Tabris that being a Grey Warden meant that she wouldn't get pregnant, she believed him. She shouldn't have. Now she's stuck in the middle of a Blight with a child on the way and has to take herself out of the fight...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Tabris, Zevran A. - Complete
Breaking the News reviews
In which Gorim attempts to inform Reidin Aeducan of his exile but gets distracted by Reidin's inability to hold a grudge, newfound daddy issues, and his insistence he'd rather go off to the Deep Roads alone to avoid being forced to be responsible...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Gorim, Aeducan - Complete
Endrin Aeducan and Endrin Aeducan reviews
In which King Bhelen confronts his Paragon brother Reidin on the fact that they've named their sons the EXACT SAME THING and they try to figure out which one of them should have known better...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
The Myth of the First Warden reviews
Aunn fully intends to return to Orzammar after the Blight but Loghain points out that Amaranthine will need an Arl. People won't accept Loghain under normal circumstances but fortunately the pair have got the Myth of the First Warden on their side...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Aeducan, Loghain M. T. - Complete
They Can’t All Be Warden Material reviews
Angélique Amell, shallow, self-centered, and rather oblivious though she is, still had no business being so shocked to find out that the ever-stuttering Cullen liked her, at least if you ask an exasperated Alistair and the ancient Wynne.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
Just End It Already! reviews
Alistair valiantly attempts to save Reidin Aeducan's life by taking the final blow atop Fort Drakon, unaware of Morrigan's dark ritual. Unfortunately, attempting to explain the situation may allow for someone completely unworthy to steal the glory...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair - Complete
At Least You Avenged Some Ancient Ashes reviews
After Wynne and Leliana slay Alistair and the Warden for defiling Andraste's ashes, Morrigan is forced to explain to them that they've just doomed Ferelden and not even to SAVE the ashes. But how were they supposed to know? Warning: character death.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Morrigan, Wynne - Complete
Oh Well, They Deserved It Anyway reviews
Laiarda Mahariel is eager to use her new status as Grey Warden to right the wrongs of her past...just sometimes she gets a little confused as to who exactly she, personally, needs to seek vengeance on. At least they were all horrible people, right?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Mahariel, R. Howe - Complete
But Good Luck With That reviews
Caunira Surana's heard Jowan's mad plan to escape from the Tower...and she wants nothing to do with it. She's been a Mage for two hours and already he wants her to risk Aeonar? Some friend he turned out to be. But still, she hopes it works out for him.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Surana, Jowan - Complete
Dolores’ Angels reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 256 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Of Pets and Exiles reviews
Aunn Aeducan knows the importance of connecting with new companions, but when her efforts to talk about pets with Anders makes him run away, she decides to bond about being exiled with the angriest member of the group...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Aeducan, Velanna - Complete
No! Mhairi! She Was A Female Warrior! reviews
Anastasia Theirin is greatly upset when one of her recruits dies in the Joining...especially since it was the only female warrior she had and now she has to take Oghren everywhere. Luckily, Alistair stops by on his way to the Bannorn to cheer her up...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
One Night, One Kid, One Problem reviews
Reidin is avoiding choosing his father's successor when suddenly he runs into a woman claiming to have had his child. That could very well be true but if he's actually expected to do somethng about it it might be helpful if he had any idea who she was...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Aeducan, Mardy - Complete
Four Ways to Avoid Exile reviews
Bhelen's plan was brilliant but it wasn't perfect. If different choices had been made, if things had gone differently then Aunn might never have been exiled and Trian might even have lived. Four ways Bhelen doesn't become heir to the Aeducan throne.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Aeducan, Trian A. - Complete
You Never Told Us You Were A Princess! reviews
Aunn Aeducan has just received word that her father is dead...and all her friends seem to care about is that she never mentioned the whole princess thing. Perhaps it's because they never bothered to pay the slightest bit of attention to her life?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aeducan - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Greatness Thrust Upon Him reviews
Trian was always supposed to rule Orzammar after Endrin or, failing that, Aunn was. Bhelen's actions changed all that and suddenly he was called upon to become King. If he was going to have any hope of keeping that promise, he knew he'd need Aunn's help.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - P. Harrowmont, Aeducan - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Most Awkward Reunion reviews
Anastasia Theirin had never expected to see Nathaniel Howe again and is now left wondering what you said to a man whose father you greatly enjoyed killing. Chances were, the reunion would go a lot smoother if Oghren hadn't decided to tag along...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Cousland, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Breaking up with a Guy You’re Not Even Dating reviews
While marrying off Alistair to Anora, the Queen asks if Aunn will be a factor in their marriage and, upon finding out she won't, requests she lets Alistair know. Despite the fact they're not dating, Aunn agrees. She never said she'd do it the easy way...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Aeducan, Anora - Complete
A Tragedy, To Be Sure reviews
When King Endrin is on his deathbed, Rica hears the rumors of Bhelen's involvement in his siblings' fate and Bhelen is quick to tell her what REALLY happened and how he can't help but feel a little responsible...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bhelen A., Rica B. - Complete
The Couslands Diabolical Plot reviews
After a reluctant Alistair's coronation, Anastasia and Fergus realize they've somehow accidentally managed to control all of Ferelden through possession of both teynirs and marriage to an absentee ruler. Surely this was done intentionally...right?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Cousland, Fergus C. - Complete
She Came Through Again reviews
When Ahria goes to tell Shianni that she's the new Bann of the Alienage, Shianni reflects on everything that led up to her suddenly becoming part of the nobility and how no matter what her cousin always come through for her.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Shianni, Tabris - Complete
The Aeducan Throne reviews
When Bhelen's sister returns, he can't quite believe she really intends to help him retake their family throne. He accepts her help, all the while trying to figure out what game she's playing and waiting for her to give her support to the usurper instead.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bhelen A., Aeducan - Complete
Short One Male Warden reviews
Loghain doesn't survive the Joining and Alistair goes back to his fellow Warden to try and rejoin the team, claiming he was wrong about how morally bankrupt she was. Of course, she insists she's just that bad and would he mind sleeping with Morrigan?
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5909 - Favs: 9,221 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Don’t Mess With A Dragon Slayer reviews
At his reuntion with Sereda Brosca, Leske quickly realizes that maybe betraying his dragon-slaying Grey Warden best friend who wants to give him expensive things isn't necessarily the best plan...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Brosca, Leske - Complete
There's Something There Or Not reviews
After confronting Wynne on her troubling tattling tendencies when Morrigan used blood magic to help save the Circle, Aunn Aeducan gets an unwelcome lecture on relationships she's not even in.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Aeducan, Wynne - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homocidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Where’s A Disney Death When You Need One? reviews
Riordan survived his assault on the Archdemon and so did the other Grey Wardens. Now, he's quite eager to hear how the Blight was stopped without a sacrifice and the other three Wardens are just as eager to completely avoid the subject...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair - Complete
Don’t Blame Me, It’s Tradition reviews
After an unsatisfying meeting with Goldanna, Lady Aeducan shares her experiences with her family and being a noble and Alistair quickly realizes that the only way for him to stay sane is to find some way to make Anora be Queen instead...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Aeducan, Alistair - Complete
About Horizen reviews
Following their disastrous first attempt at a reunion on Horizen, Kaidan and Shepard keep in touch and try to figure out why the galaxy hates Shepard, just how much they hate Cerberus, and how to have a better second reunion.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Now You’re Just Inventing Problems reviews
As a Cousland, Anastasia is MORE than noble enough to become Queen and yet Alistair is still muttering some nonsense about duty whenever he's not complaining he doesn't want to be King. Looks like she's going to have to force his hand at the Landsmeet...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Mating Interrupted reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Morinth - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Setting An Example reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Always the Last to Know reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dealing with What’s Her Name’s Death reviews
After Penny's tragic death, Captain Hammer attempts therapy.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Captain Hammer, Penny - Complete
Run that by me again? reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10412 - Favs: 12,940 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Sasuke's Completely Unnecessary Christmas Carol reviews
Sasuke's been wandering alone since Madara's defeat and he's doing fine. Or he would be if Naruto and Sakura would leave him alone. Then to make matters worse his various relatives decide to stage an intervention. What part of 'fine' don't they get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Of Overthinking Prophecies and Growing a Backbone reviews
A Macbeth parody in which Macbeth does anything to avoid being called a coward and doesn’t believe in witches, no one notices Lady Macbeth is obviously evil, everyone overthinks the prophecies, and Malcolm may be the only sane man.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Why are we friends with these people? reviews
Mark and Roger's friends are odd. Very odd. So odd, in fact, that at times they're forced to wonder why they even hang out with them...Takes place during RENT.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
He Has A Video Blog? reviews
The day Dr. Horrible plans to impress the Evil League of Evil, the LAPD decide to google him because of the stolen Wonderflonium and come across his video blog. They are not impressed.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
Always My Sister reviews
Mission doesn't like Griff's new girlfriend because she thinks she'll hog all of Griff's attention. Griff sits her down and explains that no matter how much he might like Lena, MISSION is his sister and they're stuck with each other.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Gryph V., Mission V. - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Yay We Passed reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertantly convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
What Were You Doing? reviews
Left to their own devices, Smith and Morpheus bicker about the definition of 'mammals' and 'viruses', Cypher's motivation, how efficient Agents are, and whether or not the machines have an obligation to take care of the environment, among other things.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Morpheus, Smith, A. - Complete
An Answer at Last reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 234 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I can’t believe I’m fired! Again! reviews
After Thirteen is fired again, she runs into Chase and forces him to listen to her most recent tale of woe. Not to worry, he assures her. If she just ignores the fact she doesn't work there and keeps hanging around, she'll have her job back in no time...
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2009 - R. Chase, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Deadly Case of Boredom reviews
Pre-Movie, third ending. Mr. Boddy is so incredibly good at the blackmail game that he's gotten bored of the whole thing. In an attempt to revive his interest, he and Wadsworth plan a dinner party with his blackmail victims as guests...
Clue - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Chloe's Birthday Wish reviews
In Hex, instead of just looking at Lois longingly, Chloe verbalizes her wish to Zatanna, who is at a loss as to why Chloe would want to be Lois. Her attempts to get to the bottom of it lead Chloe to realize maybe she doesn't want to be Lois after all...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Chloe S., Zatanna Z. - Complete
Lex! Come Back! reviews
In a rare moment of sobriety shortly before Doomsday, Oliver realizes that everyone's lives have fallen apart since Lex left and they no longer have a convenient scapegoat and calls him to try and convince him to return to Metropolis...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Lex L. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hamlet’s Trip to the Psychiatrist reviews
Modern day AU, after the near-deaths of Hamlet and seven people around him - largely due to Hamlet's own actions - the brooding VP gets sent to a shrink to work out his myriad of issues. Does it work? Not exactly...
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
It All Started with the Drunken Watchmen reviews
A Hamlet parody where Horatio tries to convince Hamlet that a tree is not the ghost of his father, Claudius thinks Laertes is his nephew and keeps accidentally confessing, and no one remembers who Polonius is.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Nice Try, Potter reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Death and Rebirth of Hope reviews
When Elfangor died, so did hope. It reappeared with the Andalite Bandits at the Yeerk Pool three days later. But what about the time in between, when all seemed lost? What was The Invasion like for someone who already knrew what was going on? Tom's POV.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,260 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Tom B., Jake - Complete
Not Another Impromptu Musical! reviews
During the State Championship basketball game at the beginning of HSM3, a West High cheerleader laments the fact that East High can't even get through one lousy basketball game before bursting into song.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Troy B., Jack B. - Complete
An Automail Pinky reviews
While stuck on the other side of the Gate, Ed encounters a Mary Sue attempting to do Kitten Transmutation and must stay strong while his brother and the Gate Guardian fall prey to Mary Sue's dubious charms all while trying to return to Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Udina's Bad Day reviews
Udina reflects on Shepard's disastrous first day as a Spectre and ultimately decides that, for the good of the galaxy, Shepard must be stopped. That man is a regular PR NIGHTMARE...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Shepard (M), D. Anderson - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
A Smallville Christmas Carol reviews
Lionel Luthor hates Christmas. He's also, sadly, doomed. Can a Christmas Carol experience turn his life around before he destroys himself, his son, and everyone around them? Takes place during second season.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Lionel L., Lex L. - Complete
No Thank You reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 242 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Edric reviews
Shamelessly playing on the fact that they are played by the same actor, the true backstory of Edward Cullen is revealed, at last!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Cedric D., Carlisle - Complete
Kreia's a what? reviews
In which an incredibly unobservant Exile stumbles her way through the end of the game, starting with the Jedi Enclave and refusing to believe that Kreia's a Sith, no matter HOW many people she's manipulated, blackmailed, or killed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
Why the wait? reviews
In which Julia uses her question-and-answer time in the Ministry of Love to try and solve the mystery of why it took O'Brien seven years to finally getting around to arresting Winston.
1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Not a Main Character reviews
Shortly after Cally dies, the Main Characters call a meeting to discuss why Tory is, in fact, not a Main Character and never will be and end up speculating on the Final Cylon.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Isn't it obvious? reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Virgin Ears! reviews
What if, instead of meeting Roger, Mimi encountered Mark on Christmas Eve and tried to flirt with him? Parody of 'Light My Candle'
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Mark C., Mimi M. - Complete
You're Not Her reviews
Upon arriving at the Leviathin, Malak reflects on Revan and how this girl standing in front of him that looks so much like her simply isn't the friend-turned-master he'd always known, no matter what the Jedi say.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Darth Malak, Revan - Complete
Seems to Me You're Rather Desperate reviews
It's more than clear that Benny couldn't stand that Akita, Evita, and was glad that she died. Is that all there is to the story, however? What if Benny had a slightly more...active role in his dog's demise?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Benny C., Angel D. - Complete
Lunch reviews
Satoshi usually eats alone. Daisuke usually eats with Risa. One day, though, Daisuke decides to try eating lunch with the boy who's convinced they're enemies.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
How Could He? reviews
When Mimi blew out her candle to meet him, she never thought it would end like that, but it did. Now Roger's gone and she DOESN'T plan on staying in rehab. How could she? How could HE?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Mimi M., Roger D. - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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