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Joined 09-19-04, id: 674223
Author has written 3 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Movie X-overs, and NCIS.

Ya, I'm SaphyJones and my writing sucks, but I have fun. I like X Men, Oceans 11, Eragon (a lot!), LOTR, etc. I did not like West Side Story, but I DID like the song "I feel pretty." No, I am not insane, just getting there. I believe that Dr. Seuss WAS sending subliminal messages against the US government. I LOVE european history, and HATE learning about the natives constantly. They were interesting for like the first two years. Thats me, SaphyJones, the angry politically inclined writer who's motto is (or should be) "If I fall, you're going down with me!"

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Fictorious! reviews
Tony! Ziva! McGee! Gibbs! Ducky! Jimmy! Dead Kate! Jen...unfortunately. Pikachu! haha, just making sure you were still paying attention. Okay, now that i have lured you all to this fic, know this: Zivabash writers beware, here be parody. Updated daily.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
Ocean's Canadian Misadventure reviews
Uh, well there is no Ocean's 11 or 12 section here... but there should be! This story is about Ocean and others missing a target and getting stuck in a jail in Saskatchewan.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/26/2005
Lord of the Skies A LOTR Eragon Crossover reviews
Eragon must go on a quest to save the Entwives in Middle Earth, but as he attempts to do so, he has to learn to deal with the crazy LOTR characters, such as Merry and Pippin, who have a tendancy to break out in song at random moments, and a Gandalf grovel
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2004
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