[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.

Something has happened to Arthur, and the Guide is a little sketchy about what to do with him. Will Ford and Zaphod work out the solution? Very slight, early stage, fairly fluffy FordArthur oneshot. Please ensure my personal wellbeing, please read and rev

A Fenton who doesn't believe in ghosts. Now there's an oxymoron. Young Alan Fenton is about to get a handson lesson about his family history, and about himself. Early chapters are being extremely rewritten up to around chapter 10, as of November 2009.

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]

preRENTfiction. You look familiar, your smile reminded me of… I always remind people of… Not quite the Cat Scratch Club. How Mimi and Roger really first met. COMPLETED.

PRE RENT! Maureen and Mark get into a fight she's been cheating again and he storms out to the Cat Scratch Club and meets Mimi and she comforts him and they share a sweet moment. Slight romance RR!

Bookverse. A cold, sleepless night in the Emerald City leaves Elphaba vulnerable to her thoughts and fears.

She is no longer the girl she once was, and her dreams are no longer what they once were. [The Little Mermaid Ariel & Eric]

Wicked. Book verse. Rainy days bring the blues, or in this case, the greens. What's a trapped witch to do on a rainy day? Oneshot.

The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.

Greg drabble post. Takes place after "Down the Drain" . Deals with death, sex, God. The usual fun stuff.

In an instance of "You can't fire me! I quit!", Crocker resigns from teaching and finds himself constantly reflecting on painful memories. Added chapter eight.

Kid Flash reflects on his love for Raven. Rated for light language. See inside for full details.

[Wicked] It was said that, before death, the entirety of one's life replayed itself as quick as lightning within the dying one's head. [Follows the bookverse ending.]

Wicked fic. Elphaba muses over her longdead Fiyero in the interim bet. his death and Nessa's. COMPLETE. FYI: Based on the book! If you haven't read the book, you will be lost. R&R PLEASE!

A SATIRICAL look at writing the 'perfect' LOTR fanfictions. I update for the glory of Gil-Galad.

No one saw her. The little mermaid

Sara turns Greg down. From his POV.

The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.

The Animorphs face what may prove to be their biggest challenge yet -- Driver's Ed. -- PG for action. --

In which Jonathan and George spar, and more is revealed than normally is, in a knife fight.

Welcome to the Malfoy house, where the mysterious arrival of a young Tom Riddle turns Lucius Malfoy's life into a living, breathing, pringle-munching nightmare! A complete fanfiction.

Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.

A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

The story of Taylor's life.