IxRAIDEN
 Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Games, and Battlefield. |
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Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
An Honest Mistake by mctwist reviews
Amortentia: The most powerful love potion in the world. And, as Draco Malfoy soon finds out, also the most dangerous; the kind that keeps you coming back for more, even after you think it's all over. D/Hr smut, slight dub-con, basically PWP. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Girls Say the Darnest Things by Tina Redwood reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Battlefield by Pen Ternin reviews
After eavesdropping on a conversation between his two best friends, Harry decides to leave the Magical World behind and join the Muggle Military. However, Harry and some other wizards are required to fight again for the good of Muggle Britain. ARMY!HARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,498 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P., OC
Sod It by Almondjoy90 reviews
Ron and Hermione can never seem to get it right. Will an embarrassing situation get them to confess their true feelings for each other? A smutty look into their relationship. Takes place during the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Perverted Potions by Great Teacher reviews
SexEd fanfic. Snape is forced to teach. Response to a challenge that was made a looooong time ago on NOTE: There will be lemons later. You have been warned. AUAR,ChallengeFic,Language, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Uniform by Athenais777 reviews
Ron has developed a particular fantasy involving Hermione's and her Hogwarts uniform over the years. Will she oblige his fantasy? Will she reveal her own? Rated M for a reason.*Now Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,328 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 1,092 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Testosterone by wills21 reviews
Hermione, Harry , Ron, and Draco are stuck in a room. Together. How will they get out? Will Hermione survive the unusually high levels of testosterone? How will Hermione react to Draco's revelation?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione Gets Her Period by KaguraXShesshomaru reviews
Hermione's monthly friend decides to show up in potions class.Guess who gets to explain to her what her body is doing? And there are rumors that Snape is a transgender?Specially written for all the women and girls on FF. Promise to Read and Reweiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Truth, Dare, or Blow? by LoveSnivellus reviews
Hermione is playing what she thought to be only an R rated game of truth or dare with her friends, but what happens when Ginny proposes a dare that turns it into NC17? ONESHOT, PWP, StudentHermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Battle of The Sexes by Laurien1 reviews
Ron and Hermione under go an interesting social experiment along with the other Gryffindor upperclassmen. Which sex has the harder life? We'll know once they figure that out, maybe everyone will learn a lesson in the end about life. Good fun, it is!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
At The Library by Patches-BillieJ.A reviews
SEXUAL CONTENT! Hermione is studying hard for the upcoming N.E.W.T exams and Harry surprises her at the library when she’s studying late hours one night. He shows her how to loosen up at bit and takes her mind off her studies for a few hours. REEDITED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 310 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron's Day by draconigena diligo reviews
Short clips of Ron's day. Mainly focusing on his night with Hermione. Chapter 2 is where the smut starts! RW.HG, M.F PLEASE R&R :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by Blood White Panther reviews
harryron slash boyonboy action. Harry can't sleep. He overhears Ron having a very interesting dream...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What Could It All Mean? by Disappearing Boy reviews
Sometimes, life gives you little signals. It’s up to you to interpret them. RonHermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A muggle sleepover? by weasleygurl4 reviews
What happens when an idea for a sleepover pops into Hermione's head? Prank phone calls, strange new junk food, and a night of movies and gossiping! 5th Chapter is finally here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Getting the Point by vellagirl reviews
This story is based on an editorial at mugglenet by Maline Freden (North Tower) Hermione becomes fed up with Ron not coming to terms with his feelings for her and she talks Harry into a plan that will hopefully drive him to admit how he feels for her. Ple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,617 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Girls Night In by bentheslayer reviews
The Gryffindor girls are having a slumber party, which leads to a heartfelt revelation, an embarrassed Hermione and a bewildered Harry and Ron. Just what is going on?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,405 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Feminine Trials by Katie Darren reviews
When Harry and Ron find out the school is holding Feminine Trials, they're not sure how to react. And when Ginny signs up Harry accidentally, as he feels sorry for her, Ron goes balistic. Because Malfoy's seen Harry join up and wants to join too...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004
Girl Problems by kellyidol2000 reviews
Ron needs some advice about a ceratin girl named Hermione and Tonks actually manages to help him without tripping over anything or waking anyone up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Ron W., N. Tonks
Hermione Redone by Ravengurlie149 reviews
What happens when our favorite girl Gryffindor gets changed into a guy? Well find out by reading. PG-13 for some scenes that certain people may find objectable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Edited Version reviews
Basically Harry potter and the Sorcerer's Stone but edited as to include drugs, sex, etc. This story is rated T, but future stories will be rated M - MA Depending on Chapter. just a heads-up. Otherwise, Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2016
Harry Potter Meets Basketball reviews
When Harry Brings his friend into the muggle world, during the nba finals, thing get a little crazy.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015
The Rapper reviews
A Story About Hermione and a Rapper. What Happens when bookworm meets swag? Read to find out. Rated M For Graphic Violence and Sexual Moments How to Read: In this story, there are some moments in which the reader will disregard, not knowing what they are or how to exactly read them. For effective reading, please review my compact guide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 2/11/2016
The Valentine's Day Fuck reviews
Hermione's Feet Anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2016
Harry Potter's Sex Life reviews
Here we go. Another awesome story! So in this story, there are some surprises, it's not all just about sex. In this story, we talk about harry's sex life - something that wasn't portrayed in the films or books. BTW, I have become smarter, so expect some exquisite writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2016
HP Character Interviews reviews
Learn some untold Facts about HP Characters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/9/2015
The Nerdy Footjob reviews
Harry is in 5th year with his 2 other friends, Ron and Hermione. Harry has been going through a lot lately, from seeing cedric get killed to nobody believing him with the whole 'voldemort is back'. Hermione and Dumbledore do. The Bookworm knows a lot, but little did harry know she knows how to pleasure someone. Moral of the Story: Never Underestimate Nerds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2015
Interview with Hermione and Famous Basketball Player
Once they say the bright lights of New York they got Excited... "Woah... This is bigger than london!" Ron Said. Hermione would have answered back, but she too was mesmerized by the bright lights of New York City. They pulled into the nearest airport and once they landed, the car stretched itself back to normal and disappeared all in one movement. they all fell out of the car.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Complete
Hermione's Feet reviews
Harry is sitting in a table with hermione, when he notices something is wrong he "drops" His quill to check. only to realize it's taking way too long to pick it up...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/24/2015
Muggles VS Wizards reviews
In 2015 a war broke out. that war was a new war. Muggles Vs Wizards. Can muggles kill wizards? who is stronger? The Muggles have guns of course. But they are Higly Trained A.F.A Agents. American Federal Agency. Harry and his friends are trying out for the a.f.a, little did they know they would be fighting against the wizards. will they go back? or be forced to kill everyone they
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlefield - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 7/15/2015
Harry Potter and the Order of Porn reviews
Harry saw You know who, but no one believes he's Back. Meanwhile, things are getting spicy at hogwarts. People are fucking/getting fucked more than ever, people are falling in love, magical people act like muggles, and the owl exams are coming up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2015
Chapter 2
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2015
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sexiness reviews
As Harry Potter begins 2nd Year, Strange things start happening, students get petrified, they almost get killed by a tree, and harry is starting to develop some feelings for...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/2/2015