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My name is house-of-insanity. Honest to God, it's what my parents wrote on my birth certificate.
So you want to get to know me.
Ha! Fat chance. This is the internet and I can be what I want. Ergo, I am awesome, and you will never know if I'm telling the truth or not.
Anyway, if you really want to get to know me, read my stories. They're more telling then I ever could be.
And so I conclude my bio.
Short, sweet, and to the point. Maybe not as informative as you would have liked, but oh well. At least I didn't bore you with endless descriptions of all my pets, a six trillion-line list of my favorite pairings, and a complete essay on why I think House is the best show ever (really, why elaborate on something everyone knows to be true anyway?). Never let it be said that I don't know when to shut up.
Awesomely yours, house-of-insanity.
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.