Hlessirah
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Joined 09-20-04, id: 674804, Profile Updated: 08-03-12
Author has written 4 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Hlessirah was born in Pennsylvania until angry mobs forced her out. She was raised in Florida until the angry mobs caught up with her. She now wanders across the midwest, writing miserable fanfics based off the Series of Unfortunate Events books under the disguise of a pastry baker and percussionist.
If you like happy books or ones that have a good chance that the characters will live happily ever after, then you would be better off reading some other fanfics.

"The world is quiet here."

New Story: Down From the Mountain

Due to all my reviewers' lack of creativity, I started this story based on Tocuna and Flo. What did happen to them after they defied count Olaf? Will they be able to have a new life away from all terrible plots? Will I ever have helpful reviewers?

Her favorite Series of Unfortunate Events Quotes:

"Slow service is one of the disadvantages of having infants for slaves."

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table."

"He wasn't merely an unsavory drunken brute, but an unsavory, clever drunken brute."

"We sing to men with measels, and to women with the flu, and if you breathe in deadly germs, we'll come and sing to you!"

more to come!

Her fanfics are dedicated to her friend Shannon, and to her boyfriend, Jeff, who she hopes will not die a terrible death like Beatrice. And her sister as well, who she loves dearly.

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Quig by jonnyboy17 reviews
Okay, if you're a VioletQuigley fan, you'll like this. Trust me. As you can see, I've changed some of the genres.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
The Baudelaires meet Calvin and Hobbes by Swing123 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes, Unfortunate Events crossover. Complete!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
The Man Behind the Hedges by visualpurple reviews
You may think that you are in for a pleasant surprise when you read this story, but you'd be terribly wrong. This fanfic includes many rotten things, including a silver mirror, a broken chair, and a desperate author seeking the help of the general public.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
Feel Like Smiling by animalisticigus reviews
This is a reflection on Clarissa Dalloway from the Hostile Hospital, "who did not seem to have anything wrong with her but was staring sadly out the window of Room 1308".
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005
How would the Snicket characters eat a Reese's? by PearlGirl reviews
read this Very Funny Dialogue! I read the Grim Grotto so chapter 13 is all about Grim Grotto characters. R and R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 3/23/2004
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Obituary reviews
Because I am addicted to couplets and haiku, here's a poem told from the situation of Lemony Snicket. MY FIRST POEM FANFIC
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Lemony S. - Complete
Down From the Mountains reviews
Second fic from the author of The Story of the Snicket Siblings.What happens when the two powderfaced women set off together to leave their life of villiany behind? How will they face the challenges that await them?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005
The Story of the Snicket Siblings reviews
The final chapter of this miserable fanfic has now been posted, but I’m sure you would rather read a much happier conclusion, than hear about Lemony's lonely night in a terrible tower.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,889 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
Die Deutsche Baudelaires! reviews
Die Baudelaires reisen nach Deutschland! Werden sie die Zuckerdose finden? Die Screiberin ist Amerikanerin. Es tut mir leid
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004