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Joined 09-20-04, id: 674821
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Shakespeare.

So, here I am. There's what you need to know. Ciao

High school ate my life and creativity, but now that's over, and college has happily taken over.

Music obsessions:
RENT (has officially eaten my brain)
Blind Guardian hugs Hansi plushi
random European progressive metal ('cause it's just that much cooler than American metal.)
90's country (I'm from the South, it's allowed)
The Beatles (Because they did rock, they still rock and they will always rock; and because Lennon just might be god)

Literary obsessions:
Anything written by the Great Professor
Douglas Adams
Terry Pratchett
Neil Gaiman (Except Stardust which is basically Gaiman trying to be cheerful and friendly and failing misserably)
Harry Potter
Dragonlance (the original Weis and Hickman stuff)
RA Salvatore's Forgotten Realms (huzzah for drow!)

Other Random Obsessions:
Caranthir
Elessar
Haikus
Grey hoodies (don't know why, I seem to own a lot of them...)
Religions (lemme alone, i'm a bit of an anthropology nerd.)
American football (Roll Tide and Go Chiefs!)

The Websites:
/carpe_diem_jugulum (random crap, mostly me whining about my day... is deaded. don't bother. seriously.)
And of course the wonderful MST's of ix and Melkie http:// (The Short Abomination Series is well underway (or what passes for "well underway for me. read: no progress at all)
I'm on facebook, IM or message me for my name.
AIM screen name: ladyix42 look me up, but ditch the l337 before you do.

Will Beta for food! If anyone needs a beta (preferably in a cannon I actually know something about), I'm open.

ix

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We don't say 'Elves' by Galenfea reviews
Dr. Jayne Ashwood thought her day couldn't get any worse, until 7 elflords with 13 hands between them burst into her son's classroom, and she is struck with the awful realisation that she's the only person who knows who they are. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
An Invasion of Mandos by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
From the halls of Mandos, an urgent message to Manwe for help in exterminating a new evil in Arda. My first humor fic.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2004
Old Angband by Arandil reviews
Say what you will about him, at the end of the day, Morgoth has been a busy little workerbee. Doesn't the first Dark Lord deserve a drinking song as much as the next guy? Written for the HASA I'll Drink To That challenge.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Complete
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
ABANDONED Remus and Sirius return to Hogwarts as the DADA teacher and a security guard. Havoc ensues. Includes Howlers, two Remuses, actors slythering, Padfoot running amuck, and crude werewolf jokes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,788 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Fellowship In Ibiza by LegyLuva reviews
[Complete] Aragorn is driving Arwen mad. He's run out of things to do since he became king and Arwen is desperate to keep him occupied. So she comes up with an idea...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,736 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Lady of the Wind by SilenceisaHaven reviews
A young Lady of Rohan tires of her home and her safety within the walls of Edoras
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2004
The Little One Weeps by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Maedhros grieves after the third kin-slaying. Non-slash one shot poem
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
Braid by Khylea reviews
On the outskirts of Mordor, Aragorn reminisces while braiding an injured Legolas' hair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Across Dark Waters by Zimraphel reviews
A look at Mandos, based partly on Greek mythology and Gypsy folklore, as Maeglin gets what's coming to him. Runner-up for the 2004 Mithril Awards, Best Silmarillion and Best Drama.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003
Blue Mushrooms for All! by Jen Littlebottom reviews
Insanity, sadly, is not a genre, so humor will have to do. Legolas/Varda, in Valinor, with guest appearences by various Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits and Gods. Strange humour and british spellings ahoy!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
How trust was earned by Oldwickedsongs reviews
Albus Dumbledore doesn't give his trust easily, here's my reason why he trusts a Death Eater. Yet another Snape fic but its short I promise. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Severus S.
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Random Drabbles reviews
Horrible title. Random nuzguls. Frodo and the Two Trees and musings on Maglor. yeah.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Frodo B. - Complete
Hobbit Haikus reviews
A short series of haikus based on The Hobbit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Bilbo B.
Silly songs from Tolkien reviews
classic christmas carols gone hobbity and a children's classic revisited... read. enjoy. review. repeat.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004
Silmarillion Haikus reviews
just what the title says. read. review. repeat.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
Beor's Passing reviews
One shot. What happens when the elves of Nargothrond encounter death for the first time? Not as morbid as it sounds, I swear!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2006
Romeo and Juliet Sort of reviews
lady ix gets ahold of a classic. gasp. horror. shock. come read it and see what you think.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005