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Hullo! Jak (Yak), at your service. She/her.
For the stalkers: My eyes are brown. Good luck stalking me.
For those amazing people who are insane enough to read my profile: I like you already. Seriously, I'm amazed that someone is nice enough to read this.
Please be aware that I have not been particularly active on FF dot net for many years now. I can more easily be found on AO3.
For people who venture into the unknown and decide to like my writing: Thank you! I love you!
Some other random things that go here:
I'm weird and slightly crazy, if you didn't notice already. I'm more of a reader than a writer; I'm still growing into my writing. I do write lots and lots and lots of reviews though! I'm not strictly eligible to beta but I would love to occupy that position for you in an unofficial capacity outside of the realm of fanfiction dot net, so contact me if you so desire. I specialize in spelling, grammar, and plot inconsistencies. I am also known as Jannechoke of the ArtichokeTwins on Wattpad and Fanfiction, a collaboration that currently has nothing published. Check us out. We have absolutely nothing published, but...that's ok and
If you have ever run into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. Walking and reading is all about the peripheral vision, people. But sometimes sign poles and walls can still take you by surprise.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Talking to yourself is not a sign of madness, but rather has been scientifically proven to help your brain function more efficiently.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this information to your profile. These make awesome passwords because no one but you understands.
eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc, sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era ouy fi
Six truths in life:
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility
2. All idiots, after reading this will try it.
3 And discover that it's a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu...Cue Mycroft Holmes floating in with Mary Poppin's umbrella and proper Nanny McPhee warts and teeth.
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