Poll: Who do you think should win a fight in Hellsing's NOES? Multiple selection up to 2. Vote Now!
Author has written 2 stories for Matrix, and Hellsing.
Name: Axel (Its a derivative)
Age: Born May 1987
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brunette with Natural Highlights
Body type: Slim, Athletic, Light Weight
IQ: Less than what I think it is
Bio: Well, After some time, the status-quo has changed, I am in a much better situation than I was before. I have graduated with an Associates Degree in Culinary Arts. What I stand to do after this I do not know, but I know for sure I will climb up the ladder and learn and practice to become well rounded. I have a knack for this, so I guess I will give it all a shot. I write, I eat, I cook. In that order... One more thing, I think I will buy a home soon, morgage payments can be less than apartment rental rates.
I despise when authors break the fourth wall. It is very rare that one can do this and pull it all off. Like in the bugs bunny monster cartoon, and in Monty Python.
Story: Fallout: Equestria was removed at the author's (Kkat) insistence. I am sorry for those of you who were lost in the middle of the story. If you google "Fallout: Equestria" you will get three links from equestria daily dot com. please select the one that tells the story and you can finish where you started. I hope for dibs on being the first post the complete version of "Fallout: Equestria" on ffnet when the author completes it.
Doubt I will get a picture, but hey you know what, I kinda like that I got Pip. He seems like an unexplored character that made second string almost first, always got the short end of the stick, except in the end, he got the girl. Then he dies.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this into your profile. I have since putting this up, it's not bad per-say, but making excessive use of it is no good.
There is one of these that involves 96 percent and popularity and pasting if you're not counted among the people who do anything for popularity and adding your name to the paste, but that would be the popular thing to do wouldn't it? Kind of self defeating if you ask me. I did it at the end of my profile.
The Price of Children:
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice, The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with 160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But 160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down.
It translates into:
· 8,896.66 a year,
Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite.
What do you get for your 160,140?
Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.
For 160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:
finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to: keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.
For 160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:
retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off a bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.
You get a front row seat to history to witness the:
· first step,
You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.
In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits.
And... one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!
Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
Do YOU remember the nineties?
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . (Believe me, I remember!)
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow, EZB, Master of the Boot, Haissan.
I'm not a teenager...so this is moot.