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Joined 09-20-04, id: 675043, Profile Updated: 10-12-11
Author has written 2 stories for Matrix, and Hellsing.

Name: Axel (Its a derivative)

Age: Born May 1987

Sex: Male

Eye Color: Green

Hair Color: Brunette with Natural Highlights

Body type: Slim, Athletic, Light Weight

IQ: Less than what I think it is

Location: Texas

Bio: Well, After some time, the status-quo has changed, I am in a much better situation than I was before. I have graduated with an Associates Degree in Culinary Arts. What I stand to do after this I do not know, but I know for sure I will climb up the ladder and learn and practice to become well rounded. I have a knack for this, so I guess I will give it all a shot. I write, I eat, I cook. In that order... One more thing, I think I will buy a home soon, morgage payments can be less than apartment rental rates.

I despise when authors break the fourth wall. It is very rare that one can do this and pull it all off. Like in the bugs bunny monster cartoon, and in Monty Python.


Story: Fallout: Equestria was removed at the author's (Kkat) insistence. I am sorry for those of you who were lost in the middle of the story. If you google "Fallout: Equestria" you will get three links from equestria daily dot com. please select the one that tells the story and you can finish where you started. I hope for dibs on being the first post the complete version of "Fallout: Equestria" on ffnet when the author completes it.


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Doubt I will get a picture, but hey you know what, I kinda like that I got Pip. He seems like an unexplored character that made second string almost first, always got the short end of the stick, except in the end, he got the girl. Then he dies.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this into your profile. I have since putting this up, it's not bad per-say, but making excessive use of it is no good.

There is one of these that involves 96 percent and popularity and pasting if you're not counted among the people who do anything for popularity and adding your name to the paste, but that would be the popular thing to do wouldn't it? Kind of self defeating if you ask me. I did it at the end of my profile.

The Price of Children:

This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice, The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with 160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But 160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down.

It translates into:

· 8,896.66 a year,
· 741.3 month, or 171.08 a week.
· That's a mere 24.24 a day!
· Just over a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite.

What do you get for your 160,140?

Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold, usually covered with jelly or chocolate. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For 160,140, you never have to grow up. You get to:

finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to: keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

For 160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for:

retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off a bike, removing a splinter, filling a wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the:

· first step,
· first word,
· first bra,
· first date, and
· first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits.

And... one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!

Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren!!


Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.


Do YOU remember the nineties?

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . (Believe me, I remember!)

Sincerely,

Haissan


Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naru, Sensatsu Suisho Drifter, Korraganitar the NightShadow, EZB, Master of the Boot, Haissan.

I'm not a teenager...so this is moot.

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Fallout: SG-1 by RossCostello reviews
After Mr. House's victory at Hoover Dam thanks to the help of an enigmatic woman known only as Courier Six, a Brotherhood of Steel expedition led by Veronica Santangelo discovers an underground Pre-War facility containing a ring-shaped machine of unknown origin. What she found could change the face of the Wasteland and the galaxy forever. [REVISED]
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,645 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 9/25/2014 - D. Jackson, Teal'c, Arcade G., Veronica S.
Snakes or Slugs by ED Liaveannos reviews
Cassandra Frasier just wanted a normal life... so much for that. With some new friends that land her in the middle of an intergalactic war, who can tell what's going to happen next?
Crossover - Animorphs & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,956 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Ax, Cassandra F.
Sacred Host by Qoheleth reviews
Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,656 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/29/2007 - OC
The Hellsing War Chronicles by EZB reviews
Follow the chronicles of the Hellsing Organization, two years following the Millennium incident. New allies arrive to the organization, ready to assist thwarting a foe, one more determined than their previous: the shadowy agents of a long dead pharmaceutical empire. It's vampire versus virus in this war of supernatural and biological monsters.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 594,389 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter
The Justice League of Anime by Den Scurman reviews
They're on a mission from God. The recruitment phasae is finally over, and the JLA finally gets to home base, but suddenly a rival appears, and how in the world did that guy make so many grilled fish sandwiches? Also, the final mission briefing on how to save two dimensional clusters. It's about time we finaly knew what was going on, here.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 8/3/2005
A Father's Love by KnightRayne25 reviews
This is my take on some of Iroh's past, and why Zuko is so important to him. Also some stuff with Ursa, Ozai and assorted other Fire Nation people. completely reposted with some added content
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 135,480 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Iroh, Zuko, Ursa
The Fifth Race by Lord Nomad reviews
Stargate SG1/Battlestar Galactica Crossover: Set after the movie "the Ark of Truth" and Season 3 of BSG. The remnants of the 12 colonies of Kobol are at the end of their journey and encounters the Fifth race.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,273 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 3/24/2008
Finding Katherine by knives4588 reviews
Katherine Deschain's life changes drastically after just one night of disaster. Can she make the change for the better? Will she find a life long companion in someone she least expected? Follow along with a young girl on her journey to find her true self
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 144,980 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
The Hellsing Files by Keith B. Real reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Ceasefire by WarHorse72 reviews
OFFICIAL SUMMARY INSIDE. The greatly awaited sequel to Guardians! Advisable to read that first. ON HIATUS
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,430 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
The Big Hellsing: The Forks Affair by Master of the Boot reviews
Millennium was destroyed, but the conflict never ends. With their backs against the wall, Hellsing will fight a war that will reshape the world as we know it, and Forks is the new battle ground. Welcome to the Big Hellsing. Crossover with Twilight.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,714 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Alucard, Integra
The Colour You bleed by Kegisak reviews
Caught in the middle of a struggle between Equestria and a neighboring country, Blueblood finds himself alone in unfriendly territory. Through trials and hardships he slowly begins to change into the prince that his country needs.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 141,279 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Prince Blueblood
Apple Bloom's Family by Hopefox reviews
Apple Bloom has always known that she's not Applejack and Big Macintosh's sister by birth, but Applejack won't tell her who her parents were until she's older. But Apple Bloom can't wait. It's up to the Cutie Mark Crusaders to seek out the truth!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,846 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Applebloom - Complete
Guardians by WarHorse72 reviews
Twilight always knew the military wasn't wanted by most ponies. But it takes a trip to Stalliongrad going wrong for her to realize just how much they kept order and safety in Equestria regardless. Grimdark and hints of Twilight/OC if you squint.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,433 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Death's Visage by Black-Raven3 reviews
HIATUS. After Harry's 5th birthday, his true powers are unleashed, powers so dark that Dumbledore felt the need to bind them. Fleeing the Dursleys just before his 11th birthday, he seeks refuge with his family's ancestral allies, the Hellsings. DARK. AU Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Alucard
Samurai Twilight by FoeTohn reviews
The Elements of Harmony are not ready when Nightmare Moon is unleashed upon an unsuspecting world, and Twilight Sparkle must confront the Mare in the Moon alone. Does she have any hope of succeeding? And if she fails, will she get another chance?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,830 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
Mahou Tenkousei Sora? by Ven1990 reviews
After a diffacult battle, Sora is spirited away to another world. Without a way to leave, or a way to contact his friends, he'll have to adapt to life at Mahora Academy. Full Summary inside. My First story!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,018 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sora, Negi S.
History's Stongest Disciple Danny! by drakonic1 reviews
Apachai made a deal with a "Grim Reaper" to come back from the dead. What does this have to do with Danny? Danny is NOT going to like the answer to that question.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Danny F.
Red In Tooth And Claw by JA Baker reviews
When the crew of Galactica encounters the remains of the Forward Unto Dawn, life starts to get a lot more complicated for all involved, including an old enemy...
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,295 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - [Master Chief/John-117, Cortana] - Complete
Seras 2066 by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Evangelion Gear by Snafu the Great reviews
NGE/MGS fusion. Big Boss takes Shinji as his student. Unknown to Shinji, Big Boss is also opposing both Seele and Gendou's plans to unleash Third Impact, and intends to stop them both. Story complete.
Crossover - Evangelion & Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,537 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Shinji I., B. Boss - Complete
Stargate Alliance Worlds of the Doctor by XtomJames reviews
A crossover fanfiction of Stargate and Doctor Who
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - 10th Doctor, S. Carter - Complete
Men of War by EZB reviews
Starts right where Halo 3 left off. Chief is tossed into a new conflict on a new planet. What changes will the Master Chief bring to the struggling war of Sera? X-over with Gears of War
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,181 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Marcus F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magister Magi by Blaster master 1942 reviews
Negima/HP Crossover. Negi Springfield gets assigned to Hogwarts as the DADA teacher. Naturally, trouble ensues as he and another bespecled magic user join forces to fight evil. Contains mild nudity, violence and language. Pairings later in story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008
MCN: The Other Side of the Mirror by Kafka'sdragon reviews
Negi-sensei's students have graduated to high school and find themselves in the center as another "Great War" brews. New teacher Phillip Markham must prepare them for both battle and finals. Continues Markham Chronicles Negima.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 248,536 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
The Bad Wolf by Brendon reviews
Five people. Five parallel universes. All brought together for a common purpose: Bad Wolf. Three chapters now, the plot thickens....
Crossover - Doctor Who & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Master Chief/John-117
The Variant and The Vampire by Largo reviews
Revised In a zombie infested world, Seras finds a young girl washed up on the beach and soon meets a very strnge creature in her attempt to return her home.
Crossover - X-overs & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,101 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Seras
The New Organization :Re by iheartcrossovers reviews
Xemans lives, and he goes forth to create a new organization. But not from his old members, he recruits new members from new worlds. MASSIVE CROSSOVER with many manga/animes, books, games, ect. ON HOLD UNTILL SUMMER
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,170 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Xemnas, Sora
Metal Gear: Engagement by miragefla reviews
Set several days before MGS4, a joint army developed between the U.S and Canada engages Outer Heaven in combat. Will this lead to full scale conflict between the two? Will end slighlty after ACT 5 in MGS4. On hold for now.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008
Drunk and Teaching at Hogworts! by Blackrosebunny reviews
Sick of being pushed around, Kagome enters a bar not knowing what to expect, waking up to a guy she doesn't know and naked at the same time doesn't calm her nerves. And what is up with that Owl? YYH/HP/IY Crossover/xover Updated 07-2-09
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,265 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Kagome H., Kurama M.
The Last Of The White Vampires by F-35 Phoenix reviews
The time has come. Now the true fight for humanity begins...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008
Hellsing Order Q: The Trek Adventure by Master of the Boot reviews
Alucard is ancient and has triumphed over many enemies. But is even the No-Life King a match for a mysterious entity that calls itself Q? Find out.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,381 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Q, Alucard
Through the Looking Glass by Jeffery Harris reviews
Originally posted on the old TMFFA, ported here by request.
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Tenchi M.
Thor Does Not Forget by RandomCheeses reviews
SG-1 come across a weird energy source and Col.O'Neill gives the Doctor some bad news. Short, silly crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Year in America by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Crossover with X-men Evolution. The Council of Twelve has decided that Sir Hellsing would benefit from a chance to finish her education and socialize with her peers without the burden of running Hellsing and send her to the Xavier Institute in New York.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,151 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Daughter of Atlas by Sayle reviews
When the Odyssey is flung from her universe into another the crew and SG1 just want to get back home. But when the damaged Odyssey becomes a prize to be had by both the Cylons and the Colonials, getting home may be the least of their problems. SG1/nBSG
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,828 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Making Love to Alucard by Lion in the Land reviews
You are invited to see Alucard as you've never seen him before. Making love to the sadistic vampire won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alucard - Complete
ATLA: Lost In California by snickerdoodle12 reviews
The gang is in present-day in California. They don't know why or how, but they know they have to get back. Along the way they find some help. Will she be able to get them back?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,101 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Damned Chinatown by Kayi Rowling reviews
Within this little corner of the world, the unbelievable and the impossible is an everyday thing. Yet there are still some things which are rare, even here. This particularity was possessed by this case of ours... / Ch.20, The Holiday arrives!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,394 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008
Dark Whispers by EternalSorrow reviews
AU. A human Seras has lost her memory and is followed by Alucard, a mysterious man claiming to want to help her. Her only choice is to trust the gentleman, but will he lead her astray? AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,429 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Hellsing OMG by Courier Seven reviews
The spiritual successor to Hellsing WTF, this project will be much more..canon. It will have my personal touch of bastardization, however, so enjoy your cheese nipples and READ! READ UNTIL YOUR EYES RUN RED WITH BLOOD FROM READING SO MUCH! AHAHAHAHA!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2008
Avatards: A tale of two unlikely benders by Griff Valdez reviews
Join two unlikely heroes as they bungle their way through the avatar world meeting singing nomads, destroying cabbages, and getting themselves waist deep in a quest that is WAY over their heads.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008
Hellsing: Boarding School Style by Falling Hearts reviews
AU. Seras attends a boarding school dedicated to hunting and destroying the unwanted vampires of the world. Day to day life in her new unlife.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Dark Knight by DarkestVampire reviews
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE IF SOMEONE IS STILL INTERESTED IN MY STORIES. 50 years after the war, Seras, being left alone without Integra or Hellsing and being the last vampire on earth, goes to a different world. SxOC Rateing might change.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Maternal Instinct by Metropolis Kid reviews
After a ghoul attack, Seras finds a terrified boy in a church. Her maternal instincts kick in, and she takes the boy back to the mansion until they can find out who he is and if he has any family. My first Hellsing fic. Anime-verse, post order 13.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,695 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Seras - Complete
Harry Lee,Potter:Return Of The Dragonriders by st.anger reviews
is the wizarding world ready for the return of the dragonriders? follow harry lee-potter, and his dragon, aquarisa, and you will see. Xover with: Eragon, Stargate Sg-1,Jackie Chan's Rush Hour 1. Hogwart's won't know what hit it RavenclawHarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Harry P., Cho C.
The First Bloodbender by Ramens reviews
Hama's life during, and after her imprisonment by the Fire Nation. T for language and adult content.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
The Long Wait by TheFalsePoet reviews
After the war. Aang has died in the final battle, but only after defeating Ozai. Picks up with Toph meeting up with her new pupil 16 years later. Very mild hints of Zutara, might be expanded later. T for a mildly descriptive death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Toph
Not Another Girl by mslcat reviews
First, Alucard brought home Seras. Now Alucard is bringing home strays again. Check out what happens this time. It's time to train the next generation of Hellsing. OMG, wait till you see what i've done now. Snipets of Dark Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 204,782 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Demons and Wizards by Cobalt Demoness reviews
When Hogwarts is surrounded by monsters, there's only one person you can call: everyone's favourite demon slayer, Dante! This is not your typical crossover. There is the DMC universe and the HP universe: and they are the same... [New title, any thoughts?]
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,386 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007
Reclaimer: The Last SPARTAN by Classic Cowboy reviews
Book 3 Avatar postHalo 3. As the summer draws closer, the Fire Nation enlists the aid of a never before seen demonic force that even the Avatar is no match for, but in their darkest hour, help comes from the stars.
Crossover - Halo & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,129 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Aang
The Sandman Presents: A Christmas Carol by Benji The Vampire Confuser reviews
Once every hundred years, the Endless may, if petitioned, intervene in the life of a single soul, and give it the chance to avert it's fate.
Crossover - Sandman & Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Encounter At Dawn by JA Baker reviews
As First Contact situations go, it could have gone better. But with the threat of the Wraith hanging over them the Colonials, Cylons and Tau'ri are just going to have to find a way to get along... Battlestar Galactica RDM Stargate Atlantis
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,364 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - John S., K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Fight Hina by Snafu the Great reviews
Crossover with Street Fighter. Ryu and Chun Li take over as managers at Hinata House while Keitaro takes a 2 month break. The story is complete, but what if Keitaro had refused Ryu's offer to help and deals with the girls himself? Alt. Ending Pt. 2 added.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,570 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Terran Jedi by Astrophysikerin reviews
SG-1 mistakes a Jedi trance for heart failure, providing a starting point for a beneficial alliance. Star Wars, Stargate crossover; nothing new
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2004
The boy who gave away his birthday by monkeycrackmary reviews
A mortal becomes ensnared in the games of the Endless.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2001
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Hellsing's NOES reviews
After a particularly bad catch for the Police Girl in Ireland, she retires to bed unaware of the effects of a curse. A crossover fic with Freddy Kruger.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Seras
Puma versus Paradox reviews
An Origional Character Story set in the Universe that is known as "The Matrix" Two New Chapters are up! I wanted to expand a little. Please Review. Edit As of Chapter three I rearranged the Chapters to a more catchy order.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008