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Author has written 3 stories for Web Shows, Misc. Games, and Half-Life.

HELLO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kadie: Geez, that was loud...)

I'm SO EXCITED TO FINALLY HAVE THIS ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sherri: Are you always going to be this loud?

Kraze [another version of me from a universe where I'm one of the most-wanted thieves: Get used to it, princess.)

I think I'm starting to get too many accounts with this username... NOT!!!! (Kris [yet another AU-me who I consider an edgy person: Aw, geez.)

Anyway, if you guys want, you can refer to me by my actual name, considering my username is so weird. My name's Kim, I'm 18, I am living in a house where I have my own bathroom for once, I have ADHD, and... I think that's it. I hope I didn't forget anything... AGAIN. (My memory just hasn't been 100% ever since one of my friends moved to New York a couple years ago, and thanks to my family moving back in July 2015, I've struggled with my grades a little... At least the people on the internet have helped prevent me from possibly going insane... and the fact I now know I possibly have the universe-creating mind of a writer.)

I'm doing a collab story on here with my friend, PhoenixTheTimelady. You should check her out! (the story accidentally got put on hiatus after we both got swamped with school)

I have started working on my own little crossover things, but I'm still working out the details. I have many stories that I've been working on, but I'm trying to make sure I have enough work done on them to be able to post at least one chapter every once in a while.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81. Find line 4.

grabs a DVD case instead* ._.

2. Stretch out your left hand as far as you can. What can you touch?

A NOW functioning lamp. (I caused the bulb to blow out but I fixed it)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I have no clue anymore.

4. Without looking, guess the time.

7:50-something

5. Now look at the clock. What’s the actual time?

8:58 (Dang. I should go eat something. *goes to eat dinner*)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My music. (Right now, it's music from A Hat in Time. I like it)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A: about 2 or 3 hours ago; B: I was taking out the trash.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

my deviantArt notifications. Those fill up FAST if I don't check them at least once a day.

9. What are you wearing?

Jeans, my school's Drama Club shirt, and a dark gray jacket. (I should put some socks on, it's getting cold)

10. Did you dream last night?

No clue.

11. When did you last laugh?

I laugh at many things.

12. What’s on the walls of the room you’re in?

Nothing right now. I would say there are some posters hung up in my room, but the one I had over my bed fell off the wall right after Christmas...

13. See anything weird lately?

depends on the definition.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

no clue

15. What’s the last movie you saw?

I dunno

16. If you could become a multi-millionaire, what would you buy?

I dunno... I'd probably start off with buying whatever supplies I'd need for whatever career I decide to take, then with whatever's left after a bit of a shopping spree would be saved up for whenever I needed it again. (I may invest some of it in stuff *coughcoughAHatinTimecoughcough*)

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.

Stress has caused me to be home sick for a week once.

Also, Unison League stole my soul but thanks to A Hat in Time, my soul is slowly getting dragged away from it.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or policies, what would you do?

Get rid of all things that could be used in wars, then try to plant more trees all over the world. And figure out how to regulate the internet so those who understood stuff on the internet could enter safely and the others who seemingly can't thinks are left as anons.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yeah, but I'm not that good at the spins. I always stumble at some point. I'm also bad at it.

20. George Bush:

What?

21. Your first child’s a girl—her name?

Luna

22. Your first child’s a boy—his name?

Dunno...

23. Grab your Ipod/Mp3. Go on Shuffle. What is the first song that pops up?

"A Hat in Time but some funny stuff happens." It's just a YouTube video

24. Type in T on the link thing way up at the top of your screen. What is the first thing that pops up?

._. Tumblr. I have strayed to the dark side- not really, I barely go on there and usually, I just see stuff that two of my online friends reblog.

25. Do the same thing, but with A. What is the 2nd thing that pops up?

The A Hat in Time wiki. I've started glancing at it recently.

26. Again, with the letter G. 3rd thing that pops up?

the online school I use for my online Japanese class.

27. Once more with S. 4th thing that pops up?

Soundcloud. I don't look up stuff starting with "s" often, and that's not visited often AT ALL.

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A Hat and a Tie in Time by OPFan37 reviews
Meet the unwillingly named Tie Brat, Vice Captain to Hat Kid. He's been stuck with his Captain so long he's a bit sick of her, but just before it can end, they're stuck on a planet with their fuel source scattered. It's up to Tie Brat to help his Captain recover their power supply (and keep her in check) but also learn to understand each other a little better. Cover art by Konan720
A Hat in Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 193,402 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/4/2021 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Hat Kid, Moustache Girl, Badge Seller, OC - Complete
Finally Human (A Portal Fanfiction) RETURNING by Morgan64 reviews
What would happen if Wheatley and GLaDoS were finally human?
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2020 - Published: 12/2/2015 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
A Hat in Time: Amnesiac's Journey by Konan720 reviews
waking up in an alleyway is alarming, waking up in an alleyway without any memories of who you are is VERY alarming, Let's not forget the fact that there are mafia members running around. She knows she's not supposed to be here, but that's it. Everything else feels off to her. Also, who's the kid with a big hat running around beating people up with an umbrella?
A Hat in Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 137,419 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/2/2020 - Published: 8/27/2018 - Hat Kid, DJ Grooves, The Conductor, OC - Complete
Northern Lights by Imagigamegirl reviews
After a long journey in finding the Time Pieces and a home, Hat Kid deserved a vacation. Luckily, the Arctic Cruise is now open for everyone. But will this new adventure be a new mission for Hat Kid rather than a relaxing trip? Takes place after Finding Home. All rights go to proper owners, especially Gears for Breakfast. Rated T, just in case.
A Hat in Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/7/2019 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Complete
One of Those Days by JustARandom51 reviews
I wake to up to one of those days where everything sucks, but it's more problematic since I wake up to a spaceship instead of my room, and that's the tip of the iceberg for me as I encounter a Mafia, 2 possible psychopathic girls, bird directors, a Snatcher of souls, and mountain goats. SI
A Hat in Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,481 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/3/2019 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Hat Kid, OC
Contracts Long Expired by USEChairman reviews
Nobody remembers their old lives after they die. And frankly, the Snatcher isn't interested in breaking that little unspoken rule. He's never before had a desire to re-live lost memories, and that's unlikely to change anytime soon. However, there are some irritants that just won't take 'no' for an answer. Certain, hat-wearing, annoyingly adorable irritants...
A Hat in Time - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/29/2018 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Hat Kid, The Snatcher, Queen Vanessa, OC
Finding Home by Imagigamegirl reviews
Hat Kid was a simple girl, finding her way back home with all Time Pieces in hand. But a nearby planet had other plans for her. Join Hat Kid as she journeys through a new world. Making new friends and enemies, exploring new places, and trying on new hats. Rated T just in case. Basically a narration of the game, but with some extra details to add a bit more to the story.
A Hat in Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,792 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 4/4/2018 - Complete
Frigid by ImmortalCoelacanth reviews
The water was cold, so very cold. (Contains spoilers for the Arctic Cruise, read at your own discretion!)
A Hat in Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Hat Kid, The Snatcher - Complete
A Hat in History by W.A. Stokins reviews
Mustache Girl is kicking herself daily for messing up her friendship with Hat Kid. However, while leaving Hat Kid left her a Time Piece. It doesn't work as intended, and she ends up going to a mirror world similar, yet different to her own!
A Hat in Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Hat Kid, Moustache Girl, Mafia Goons, Tim, CEO of Time
Who's the Fool Now? by ImmortalCoelacanth reviews
Certain holidays will stay the same, no matter what planet you might be on. April 1st, commonly known as "April Fools" is just one of those days. Pies will be thrown and pranks shall be had on this festive day! Now, what's with that weird shadow lurking about?
A Hat in Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Hat Kid, DJ Grooves, The Conductor, The Snatcher - Complete
Times Change by Periwinklerene reviews
Three years after Portal 2, the Doctor finds Wheatley desperate and dying and tries to help him by taking him back to Aperture to fix him. Something goes wrong, and slowly the two find that they're at the center of something much, much bigger than themselves. (Updates on this story are available on my profile page)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 10/10/2016 - 10th Doctor, Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Beyond Science: Pandora's Box by Alexandroid99 reviews
Doug Rattman finds himself waking up after going into cryogenic sleep after the events of the comic. His leg injured, he sets off to continue surviving and to find out what happened in the meantime. In a different time, Gordon Freeman survives a traincrash with Alyx and witnesses the explosion of the Citadel ruins, which marks the arrival of a blue box as the Vortigaunts made sure.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - 11th Doctor, D. Rattmann, GLaDOS, Weighted Companion Cube
No Longer Human by PhoenixTheTimelady reviews
Two girls, one named Phoenix and one names Kim, were mysteriously set up for DNA testing and something called... Time Travel? They get sent back to 1969 by a certain stone statue, and happen to find a very strange box. A blue police box, to be exact. Inside they find a world they never expected to exist. Maybe they jumped a little farther than just the past...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 5/6/2015 - OC, 10th Doctor
Between Minds by 3theCaptain reviews
After surviving her battle with GLaDOS, Chell wakes in Aperture Science and makes another escape attempt. Meanwhile, after his ordeals through City 17, Gordon wakes at White Forest and tries to recover the Borealis and Judith Mossman... Or at least, that was the plan. The unexpected throws Chell, Gordon, Alyx, and Barney down paths toward inevitable consequences.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,530 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alyx V., Gordon F., Barney C., Chell
The Universe Challenge by PhoenixTheTimelady reviews
Phoenix was an average Whovian with a boring life and job. But then the impossible happens. She gets slipped into her dreams! But this time, it isn't a dream. She learns so much about many things, but more about herself. But she has doubt. She feels like people are keeping secrets from her. Can she survive this new life? (I suck at summaries. T because I'm paranoid)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 111,325 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - OC, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor
Time and Portals by Bluelazor reviews
Deep in the bowels of Aperture Science Data Enrichment Center, a young woman with no memory of her life before Aperture is forced to complete GLaDOS' many tests. Her almost-predictable life is changed for the better when a strange, blue box appears in one of the test chambers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Episode 3 by koosschwartz7 reviews
A continuation of Chell and Gordon Freeman's story, their fates intertwining to the grand finale. The effects of the Borealis, the Combine's last stand and friendships between characters, this is the ending to the Half life and Portal stories.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Alyx V., Barney C., Gordon F., Chell - Complete
Borealis by Wilfre reviews
Chell has escaped Aperture and found herself in a strange new world. A world of challenges and characters, both new and old. Takes place after Portal 2 and Half-Life 2 Episode 2.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Gordon F., Chell
Portal: Chell's Story by discoball667 reviews
Chell wants her parents. Gordon Freeman wants vindication. What will happen when both of their worlds collapse, and their lives collide?
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Gordon F., Chell
Portals, Countries, and Doctors! by Sophia Griffin reviews
The Doctor has appeared in Apperture Science and decides to listen to the Rusian Robot's orders. As if. The Doctor is trapped, Portals are everywhere, and Countries are in control of this mess! What will happen? Rated T for Mild swearing. TRIPLE CROSSOVER! Doctor Who x Portal x Hetalia: Axis Powers!
Crossover - Portal & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Russia
Research and Development: Wheatley by carolnegate reviews
Wheatley had never been anything other than a robot, but he was given something most AIs never had - the ability to change who he was. Rated for mild, humorous swearing, most of which only British people would consider inappropriate.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,764 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
Half Life 3 by Cerebral Anarchy reviews
Portal meets Half Life in this epic showdown between the Combine and the forces of Earth.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Alyx V., Chell
The Switch by LunaLuka reviews
During Chell's testing she gets bored and fools around. What happens when she sends a portal to Black Mesa allowing Gordon and Chell to switch places? How will Chell react to the aliens? Will GLaDOS hurt Gordon? Will they have to kill each others enemies?
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Gordon F., Chell
Objectophilia by Witchy Bee reviews
AU: What if Wheatley and Chell had gone through the majority of the testing together?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Test Subjects by Cappichino reviews
When The School decides that The Flock needs to be disciplined, they ship them off to one of their affiliates, Aperture Laboratories. The flock then meets the mysterious mute Chell, who hasn't seen another human for years. What's on their mind? Escape.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,550 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Max
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A Chance to Save Granvia
(Unison League story for my characters) Kadie's landed herself in yet another game Kim sent her into, but this one actually seems... fun? Unfortunately, it was TOO much fun, and now Kadie's gone and lost her name after getting killed. Thanks to Kronos' help, she can try again, but how far can she get before life catches up to her again? (K for some stuff in Unison League)
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Published: 10/19/2018
My Crazy Life (multi-crossover) ON HIATUS DUE TO WRITER'S BLOCK reviews
Kim just wanted to be able to see her friends again. Not that hard, right? Well, that's what she thought, until she was sucked into the worlds of her favorite book series, animes, and eventually, a YouTube channel. Greatest wish come true ever, right? Her only problem is that none of her friends exist in any other world except her own, and she has no way back home...
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 5/21/2015 - VenturianTale
Living Another's Lives reviews
Kadie's just a rogue internet persona who's been rogue for long enough, and Kim's tired of Kadie doing whatever she wants. Long story short, Kadie is now forced to live as several humans whose lives tie together. Will she figure out how to fix this? Or will you all suddenly find her in an alley outside your house?
Crossover - Misc. Games & Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 1/14/2018