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Joined 09-21-04, id: 675380, Profile Updated: 12-04-08
Author has written 18 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ninja Turtles, Pokémon, Arthur, Peter Pan, and Osmosis Jones.

Name: Lady.Valen

Origin: Texas

A brief summary of me:

I am Lady Valen, ultimate procrastinator, best friend to Kariko, and a dedicated fangirl extraordinare! My ultimate goal on fanfiction is to better my writing, and breathe life into shippings that desperately need it. If you can't tell, my favorite pairings in the whole wide world are:

Gary/Misty (also known as egoshipping, but this pairing is WAY challenging to write about...)

As of now, I have about two or three plot bunnies I'd like to get down on paper to help bring Raph/Mona to life. This means other stories will be put on hold until I finish Cracked. By far, I believe it to be my best fanfiction and since I kinda skipped on NaNoWriMo, my goal is to finish by the end of December, so I can then work on the Temari/Itachi series. If you are a fan of Mona Lisa, spread the word around people! Deviantart is way ahead of us right now!

While I may be focused on that, my life goal is to star in a Tim Burton film alongside Johnny Depp.
. . .don't judge me.

Interesting little tidbits of information about me.

I don't like coffee. I know, all writers like coffee, but unless it's in the form of an iced mocha, I'm just not that into it. I prefer hot chocolate and Sprite Zero.

I usually have an epiphany when I'm in the bathtub, or it's thunderstorming. I also can't help but write stormy scenes when the weather itself is kind of scary. =3

Animation fascinates me. Traditional, hand-drawn animation always gets my creative juices flowing. Horror films are a bit of a guilty pleasure for me, as well.

I believe Gossip Girl (and my shopping list) has more literary value than Twilight. At least Gossip Girl has social commentary. Twilight had nothing going for it, because any semi-nice description was ruined by repitition.

Don't think I've stopped with the Temari/Itachi series! If anything, I've made the best progress in weeks.
Book Two: Unwanted Surprises
Book Three: Sadistic Heir
Book Four: Itachi's Revenge

Again, I will send summaries for those who request them. Thank you for your never-ending patience with me. :3

ATTENTION!: If you make a crack pairing, make sure there is a LOGICAL reason behind the fact that two characters from a show suddenly get together and it's not canon. I understand AU, and I've written a couple AU stories, myself. But that still means you need an actual plot and explain WHY these two characters have gotten together. Sasuke and Naruto or Draco Malfoy and Harry aren't going to meet up one day extremely horny and go at it. That would be awesome if they did in the actual, but unless it's extremely well-written, it doesn't seem appealing in fanfiction. That's right. This means we have to take extra time out of your day to explain the FEELINGS of the characters.

Also, I am against things such as: Stereotypical robot characters who are either completely angsty (Hiei and Raph are excellent examples) or cheerful beyond belief to the point where you want to rip their face off. (Botan and Tohru are likely victims of this type of abuse.)

Dear Fellow Ita/Temi readers: Book Three MAY not be posted until Christmas break. I promise I will write the plans for it and the outline during labor day weekend, but school is already too much stress. Oo;; Not to mention it's hot as hell here with humidity on the side. When I get home, I just wanna plop on the couch and relax. M'kay? Glad we're on the same page. =)

I really love in-depth reviews that include criticism, because it helps me to better the story. If you don't like an aspect of the story, please tell me, because it helps me to better understand what readers are looking for in a great story, rather than just "I like your story." I know what I like in a story, but I don't know for sure what YOU like, so in-depth reviews are really helpful, and I try to respond to each of them with an individual "thank you" note to show my appreciation. Also, I might just review one of your stories. ;)


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000 0000 by Poison's Ivy reviews
SasuSaku. It all started out with a call, and Sakura's firm belief that vampires didn't exist. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,736 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
Saving Shard by Maia's Pen reviews
COMPLETE! In mere minutes Misty became both engaged and Team Rockets hostage. As Ash struggles to rescue his fiancée on the outside, a mysterious stranger fights to save her on the inside: a man who needs Misty’s help just as much as she needs his.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,611 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Gary O./Shigeru, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
White Houses by AnthyRose reviews
He alone was the protector, no longer one of four. But while on a routine run, the Nightwatcher suddenly finds himself caught in the rift of an inescapable past...that of Raphael Hamato. Raphael/Mona Lisa
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Raphael, Monalisa
See How She Runs by AJsHellCat reviews
[full summary inside. Rated M for language and violence.]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006
Savior by sailorchix reviews
Hinata's new boyfriend becomes extremely violent do to his jealously of other guys even looking at her, yet alone being around her.Which causes problem since Hinata's best friend is a guy.Can anyone save her from her boyfriends fits of jealously?SaXhinXGa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Serenity by Arella1 reviews
An alternate ending. What does Peter really want? PeterWendy
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/29/2006 - [Wendy D., Peter Pan] - Complete
Kyuubi of the Nine Tails by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Kyuubi's POV and his involvement in Naruto's life. The prologue pretty much explains why he attacked Konoha, but not who caused him to go into a rage. SPINOFF FROM KITSUNE UCHIHA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
An Unfortunate Case of Hypothermia by Witch of Darkness reviews
Are you tired of poorly writen lemons? Are you ever amazed at the lack of realistic behavioral motivations on the part of the numerous and often outlandish characters that appear in Naruto? Well, this story won't help you. If anything it will make your
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Itachi U., Ino Y. - Complete
Insatiable by Maia's Pen reviews
One shot. Tomorrow Gary Oak is getting married. Ash Ketchum is his Best Man. But feelings can not go unspoken forever, and now the night of Gary’s bachelor party becomes the most violent and emotional night of his life. Palletshipping. Dark story.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
The Broken Miko by RosieB reviews
New summary: After a tragic battle and a wish with unexpected consequences, Kagome finds the infamous taiyoukai. He has the power to help her, but will he? KagomeXSess COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,928 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Hiei's Little Problem by Hiei's Jaded Dragon reviews
Yukina knows Hiei is her brother and in an attempt to get him to confess, she asks him 'To be her mate' thinking that it will scare him into telling the truth. Flustered and panicky he claims to already have one... So he gets a'friend' to help out.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,046 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hiei - Complete
Dorobou by BlueGreenGrey reviews
[Thief] Oneshot. Botan is captured once again and it's up to Hiei to save her! HieiBotan, don't like don't read...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Hiei, Botan - Complete
Inside the flame by inudemoness247 reviews
Ten years ago Yusuke's sister mysteriously 'vanished'.Now he barely remembers her.Kagome has joined up with the SD.Trying to remember her past all while risking a the lives of a family she cant remember and finds out the truth and love. Hiei Kagome INUxYY
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,882 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004
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Cracked reviews
Mona Lisa is not just the most sought out painting in the world. She also becomes the most sought out reptile, Venus begins to have visions, and Raph's old alter ego, the NightWatcher, begins to take over his mind once more.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Monalisa, Raphael
Aang's Rampage reviews
When an old man places a spell on Aang, he goes after Katara, who refuses to fight him. Can she cure him before he gets to her?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Book Three: Sadistic Heir reviews
Temari is finally home with her new son. However, she soon realizes that this child is not normal. His personality is exactly that of his father's.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Itachi U., Temari
Previous Attempts reviews
A quick drabble about the people Thrax killed before Frank and how he came to arrive in Frank's body. Oneshot.
Osmosis Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Book Two: Unwanted Surprises reviews
Temari has been sick as hell lately. A trip to Konoha reveals that she is carrying a baby. Can she deal with this reminder of her time spent with Itachi? ItachixTemarixShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
Opposite Couple Two: Sue EllenRattles reviews
Also Titled 'The Tea Said So'. After a false prediction from Prunella, Rattles starts to believe his one true love is... Sue Ellen?
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
You Found Me: PeterWendy reviews
Peter has one last visit with Wendy, and asks her the inevitable question: “Will you come back to Neverland?” Songfic oneshot.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Opposite Couple One: BusterFern reviews
Also Titled 'Here Today'. Buster has gone missing one Tuesday morning, ironically on April Fools' Day. Now, everyone assumes it's a joke. But Fern's keen observation to her surroundings tells a different story. Rated PG.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007
Raphael's Costume reviews
Ever wonder where Raph got his Nightwatcher costume? Wonder no more!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Tournament One: Unfortunate Circumstances reviews
There's no more room at the hotel for Gary Oak until Misty reluctantly agrees to share her room with him. But Gary stays longer than expected to help her in the tournament. So after a couple arguments, poke battles, and kisses, they form a partnership. H
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2007
Lose Control, Just One Dance: RaphMona reviews
There's only one female who could ever get Raphael to dance with her. Finally, after getting under his skin, he agrees to dance. But be careful, the tango may just make you... Lose Control.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Raphael, Monalisa - Complete
Unlikely Rescuer reviews
Vampire fic. For generations, a gene ran in the Uchiha family. It usually wasn't feared, but Sasuke can't control it. When he passes it to Naruto, there's only one girl brave enough to find the antidote for him. NaruHina. Hoping.to.fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
More Than You Know reviews
Why did Hiei come back? Ask him yourself! Drabbles HB. Caution: Character Pregnancy later.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Hiei, Botan
Book One: Captured Kunoichi reviews
Itachi desperately wants to make a deal with Temari to get his hands on Shukaku. Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, only because I need Gaara's demon for this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
Lacrymosa: SasuSaku reviews
Sasuke is given permission to visit Sakura, but when he hears how hard she is on herself, can he bring himself to comfort her? SasuSaku Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss the Girl: NaruHina reviews
Naruto asks Hinata to show him a special technique when he finds her training one day. But will the technique become something more?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tiger's Eye reviews
[Dead.for.Now] Inuyasha and the gang have met up with some rare friends. Inuyasha doesn't like the sound of these demons but soon enough he finds he needs them to break a deadly curse.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Miroku
Twisted Dreams reviews
Kariko was an unbelievably normal girl who just happened to be obsessed with anime. That is, until she finds herself with Sesshoumaru. When her best friend, Valen, shows up, they find out that they are the only ones who know how to defeat an evil god.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Sesshōmaru