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Joined 05-09-01, id: 67539, Profile Updated: 04-26-15
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Planet of the Apes, and Mass Effect.

Yay! First fanfic I've posted in...well...years. It's been a long time since I've felt inspired by anything. But I've recently become indoctrinated. Thank-you Mass Effect, lol. I will be chronicling pretty much all of my M!Shep's experiences, though I have a doozy of a story for FemShep. I'll try to keep track in the notes which story happens when; I tend to write a little out of order. I want to get the ideas down before they leave. ANYwhooo, I hope you enjoy. It's good to be back.

"Few are like us, and they're all dead."

(For the record...mshenko. All. The. Way. Deal with it, lol)

Here's the order to read the fics and drabbles in the Wish You Were Here universe SO FAR, if you're actually interested in a little insignificant thing like chronological order:

Turian Boogeyman

Wish You Were Here

Just Another Ordinary Day

With a Side of Canadian Ham

There will be more added, never fear. Some serious, some not. Some pure silly, some pure angst. I can't get these two out of my head, so they're going to be inflicted on all of you. Ha.

Meet my Muses!! They're alot of fun! (and now there's too many to name, like the Lady, and Morgra, and Korr, and Dark Horse, and my three headed dog, and-aww, just forget it...)

the Metatron: The Head-Muse in my Head, but he's shared around the world. Much to my chagrin...Anyway, he's a grumpy angel who's just so loveable, it's funny.

Aidaca: Pretty little thing that has a nasty little temper. She's my main Angst-blood-&-gore inspirator (along with Linkin Park). It's her specialty, for some odd reason, cuz she doesn't look like she'd dig those things. She's got dark brown hair, cloudy-grey eyes, white-@SS skin, and wears lots of black, dark red, and dark purple. Tres chic...

Catrion: Aidaca's counter-Muse; he's an idiot. Plain and simple. He's responsible for all the ridiculously stupid Humor-Romance stuff I write. Anyway, he's tall, bounces around the room on a sugar-high, dirty blonde hair, hazel eyes, white-@ skin like Aidaca's, and wears lots of orange, yellow, and bright red. And the sunglasses; can't forget the sunglasses..._ (He thinks Prince Geoffrey is modeled after him. HA! As if!!)

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Volus with a shotgun by magkiln reviews
One shot attempt at humor based on a character I played in muliplayer.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5 - Complete
Mass effect GarrusVictus sentences by Witchweather
Just a bunch of sentences about the Garrus/Victus pairing Don't like don't read. Disclaimer - I do not own mass effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28 - Garrus V., Primarch Adrien Victus
a hamster in his natural habitat - a starship by thatvagrant reviews
En route to Mars to locate the Prothean device Commander Shepard searches for the most important member of the crew. Her hamster.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Heaven Sent by Evil Sapphyre reviews
Post ME1. Commander Shepard and Kaidan Alenko finally get a chance to reunite after everything they've been through.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
this is what we're here for by PsilentAsInCjelli
The line between 'doctor' and 'friend' is one Karin likes to think she has learned how to walk. [Set in ME2, immediately after the mission through the Omega 4 Relay. Just a little moment between Dr. Chakwas and Joker.]
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19 - Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Home, The Short Way Around by LDOTS
The Meta-crisis Doctor and Rose have just been left in the parallel word. They are both full of doubts and are wondering "now what?" The Universe doesn't stop to give them time to figure it out. Skeletons are appearing in London and Rose's Torchwood can't find an obvious alien cause. Then to the surprise of everyone TARDIS crashes on a busy London Street.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,203 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/25
To See You Again by Tovaras reviews
She was the very last person Kaidan had expected to see. And she looked just like he remembered her. And she had no idea that he was together with the savior of the galaxy. (This is an MShenko story)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
All I Need to Know by AeonianDreams
In the quieter moments of the war the weight of his responsibilities weighs hard on Shepard. That's when Kaidan steps up and reminds Shepard what's important.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
When we were boys by Angmarluna reviews
After many years of absence from home, Kaidan Alenko finally decided to return to his birth city to take on his responsibility towards his noble family. What originally planned as his first step into a mature future turned upside down for him, when his long lost lover John Shepard showed up at the harvest festival. Caught between desire and duty, Kaidan must prove if he's strong e
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A., Ashley W. - Complete
Normandy Drabbles by Trishata96 reviews
Collection of Short Kmeme fills (Various characters, no order.). Summary: Joker has an issue with Spam mail
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,719 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
First Name Basis by Ana.Kagetsu reviews
Shepard and Kaidan finally admit their feelings for each other. Sexy times ensue. Also, there's Shepard in a towel. But not for long.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Dead like me by Ryuosen reviews
Shepard's alive, Kaidan isn't and Shepard isn't about to forget that. Whoever is responsible will rue the day they thought to attack the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni] Kaidan A.
You and Kaidan by Karyukai reviews
Things are going to hell, it's tough to buy your own propaganda, and things between you and Kaidan are one hot, frayed mess. But he's all you need to keep going. You have to fix this. You have to feel him in your arms again. C'mon, Shepard, you can do this. /gender neutral, fluffy angst romance and smex. Set after Citidel Priority 1.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Wait For Me by eliatan reviews
Set during Earth's recovery from the aftermath of the Reaper War. Kaidan does everything he can to keep his relationship with Shepard alive, but Shepard's wounds go deeper than just his skin. Destroy Ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Kaidan A., Shepard (M)] - Complete
A Different Stripe by Elevatordancer reviews
James watches.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Shepard (M), James V. - Complete
Normandy's Tradition by TailsofElements reviews
It started with Liara and just went downhill from there. Shepard gets hit on, a lot. MShep/Kaidan
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Dirty Little Secrect by Trishata96 reviews
Kaidan and Garrus knew each other before the whole reaper fiasco. Of course they were each others dirty secrets and acted like they didn't know each other. That doesn't stop them from sending each other messages. Kmeme prompt fill. Slash. Kaidan/Garrus (Valenko) Mass Effect 1 COMPLETE!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A. - Complete
The Coup by Elevatordancer reviews
As Cerberus flooded the Citadel and the councilors looked to him for protection, Kaidan could only think of one thing: how much he wanted Shepard to be there. He got his wish, but it was far from what he wanted.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Shepard (M), James V. - Complete
Portrait by sustantivo reviews
A series of moments from Commander Shepard's life that have defined him, and turned him into the man he is. Some cruel, some violent, some beautiful, all of them important. No in-game scenes. MShep/Kaidan
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 96,037 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Moments Like This by Tatischief reviews
It took them a long time to finally get together. In the hard times of war, can Kaidan's and Shepard's relationship hold against everything they are fighting? Mshenko
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Maybe by KaariJGib reviews
As the party winds down Kaidan finds Shepard in a quiet spot reflecting on the early events of the DLC. SPOILERIFIC! (Cover art is a screenshot from my playthrough)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Someone Handsome by cassie.hack reviews
Kaidan wants to confess, Shepard doesn't get it...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Alliance Regs by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Alenko x M!Shepard. Romance, humour, drama, fluffy 'round the edges. "As the court is aware, Major Alenko is both Lieutenant Commander Shepard's senior and superior.There is sufficient evidence to indicate that the Major abused his authority and relationship to influence and manipulate the Lieutenant Commander to further his caree-" Shepard interrupted very clearly. "What the fu-"
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Will You Walk With Me? by FrequencyOnion reviews
Saving the galaxy sure wasn't all it was cracked up to be, and John Shepard still can't help but wonder if he made the right choice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Unsanitary by kalenko reviews
Kaidan catches Shepard drinking straight from the milk carton. Again. AU one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Wake the sea of silent hope by Renfields-Spider reviews
Spoilers for ME3 - Kaidan explores his doubts and reconnection with Shepard. Is Shepard the man he knew two years ago? Can Kaidan put his doubts to bed and acknowledge how he actually feels. Does Shepard feel the same way? Paragade. mShep/Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,366 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
I'll Meet You There Between the Stars by Arcadia Jones reviews
Sort of a prompt from the kinkmeme. Kaidan and Shepard take a little downtime on the Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Nothing is ever simple by AzzyDarling reviews
James Vega is everyones keeper, when they forget to look after themselves, and each other.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
The Rest by game-on-panda reviews
An extension upon that 'secret' scene, a conversation, a confession, and a small piece of closure. Rated M for strong language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Trouble by RustyPaperclip reviews
If anyone asked Harkness if there was any trouble in Rivet City, he'd answer 'Sure. You can find the barber in the Muddy Rudder.' Because, he had never met anyone as troublesome as Butch. Told in 3 parts. Pre-slash to Slash COMPLETE
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,553 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harkness, Butch DeLoria - Complete
One Way or Another by Deliciously reviews
PWP written for the hopeless lack of John Shepard/Kaidan. Slash.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A. - Complete
Only By A Few Seconds by fortunesque reviews
This is a story about a flamingly heterosexual bromance between Commander Shepard and Lieutenant Alenko. One thing's for sure: It's going to be frat-tastic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A.
Smells Like by 95Headhunter reviews
Lost in thought after leaving Eden Prime, Kaidan Alenko finds some unexpected reassurance by the equipment lockers.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kaidan A., Ashley W. - Complete
An Elf Lord Has Needs by Nightstalker1 reviews
Celeborn realizes that the romance has gone out of his marriage to Galadriel, which results in some very OOC attempts to regain her love. FINAL CHAPTER UP!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,938 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Galadriel
Immortalis Dominus Dominatus by Auror5 reviews
To paraphrase J.K. Rowling: If you are going to write about evil, you must show what that means. Follow Riddle's path into the the abyss of darkness and his rise into power. {a story in progress}
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,455 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2002 - Published: 4/13/2001 - Voldemort
The Heathen by Archaic Raven reviews
A bit of Snape's past come back to 'haunt' him. Changing POV, orthodox characterizations- OFC/Snape. supporting characters: Narcissa Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (completed)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,117 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2002 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
My Father is a Flapjack-Flipping Elf Lord by Blynk reviews
This fic is based on a crazy dream I had where I wish that I could live in Middle Earth. But I guess I should clarify my wishes before I make them... Thanks for the reviews guys! Chapter 4 is now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2001 - Published: 6/3/2001
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Wish You Were Here reviews
**Chapt 10, 11, 14 and 15 RATED M, all others T** The Normandy needs a tune up after the Luna Base V.I. goes rogue. Luckily for Kaidan, they dock in Vancouver for shore leave. On a whim he asks Shepard to come home with him. Much to his surprise, Shepard does. They discover more about each other than they ever thought possible. Welcome to my head canon.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 3/4 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Joker, Shepard (M) - Complete
With a Side of Canadian Ham reviews
Ash and Joker wonder why Kaidan doesn't show more national pride. He hams it up. Set after *Wish You Were Here* Rated T for language. [mshep/kalenko implied] Part 1 of 'the Normandy Standard of Normal'
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20
Just Another Ordinary Day
Part 2 of "the In-Betweens". Shepard doesn't make a big deal about his birthday, but that doesn't mean other people will do the same. Just a bit of mshenko fluff for April 11. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11 - Ashley W., Kaidan A., Joker, Shepard (M) - Complete
Turian Boogeyman reviews
Part 1 of my 'The In-Betweens' series. Set in ME1, immediately after Therum. Fits in before *Wish You Were Here*. Garrus has some concerns about a certain biotic team member in particular. He's heard some things. Just sayin'...
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Joker, Shepard (M) - Complete
Thade reviews
General Thade wasn't always as high a rank as he is now. Here's a little peek into the past...
Planet of the Apes - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2003
Father of Mine reviews
Draco-sympathizers will like this one, methinks. ^_~ From dark to darker, what can I say? Our favourite Dark Lord pays a little visit for the holidays...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,479 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Draco M., Severus S.
Tom's Progeny reviews
Chapter 16. Things take a turn down the dark path
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2002 - Published: 5/14/2001 - Severus S.
For the Ocean Hath Grown... reviews
Umm...Yeah, my Muses went vacationing and left me with this to push around...Poor Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/11/2001