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Author has written 2 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

I don't write consistently if at all. Leave me alone.

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Lazy Love by existence555 reviews
Love doesn't get more dysfunctional than this. Then again, it doesn't get more passionate either. Drabbles in the life of Shikamaru and Temari, all 100 words and under.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 7/21/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Temari]
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 486,272 - Reviews: 8834 - Favs: 7,488 - Follows: 7,216 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,358 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/20/2014
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,583 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14099 - Favs: 17,533 - Follows: 15,025 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 4,433 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Shattered Blade by DrakeValkyr reviews
After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 117,806 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 07/Akitsu
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 664,806 - Reviews: 7037 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 3,704 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4558 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 328 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
The Anecdotes by sunaprincess7 reviews
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." The moments in Shikamaru's life when he is not asleep. Drabbles
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,174 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8177 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Catching a Shinobi by Jan Lee reviews
[NOVEL.] Everyone said it was an old wives' tale. It was just a scare tactic to keep shinobi within their own ranks. Until Kiba unwittingly discovered some truths about the village Konoha. A coming-of-age story, Kiba-centric, Kiba/Ino/OC. Updated, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,542 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.]
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Sunshine and Stormclouds by Elelith reviews
Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
In Your Dreams by Halbarad reviews
Golden Week has arrived! While the rest of the SOS Brigade makes plans, Kyon is forced to go to a family reunion far out in the country - so Haruhi gives him an assignment: learning about lucid dreaming. Surely nothing unusual could come of that...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 137,428 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
The Best Night Ever by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,756 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Prince Blueblood, Rarity - Complete
Under Review by Halbarad reviews
It's a new year at school, and Haruhi's frustrated with the state of affairs in the Brigade. In order to get things back on track, she decides to give everyone their annual review... Diverges after book 8.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,774 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 261 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Love Hina: A Friend in Need by Tezza1502 reviews
Kitsune notices Keitaro return from a flight courtesy of Naruair looking physically and mentally the worse for wear, and decides to take an interest in his wellbeing. That decision has repercussions far beyond their wildest imaginings.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,795 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Keitaro U., Mitsune K. - Complete
Figment by Kimiz reviews
He knew the moment he looked up he was going to regret showing, because the second he lifted his eyes, they ran through the crowded room and slammed into her. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Snapshots by peppermint quartz reviews
Little snapshots of moments in Shikamaru's and Temari's lives. All short stories or drabbles, all ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Alicorn by Aldea Donder reviews
Life is full of changes, none of them quite as disturbing as having a horn grow out of your skull. Look out Equestria, there's a new alicorn on the block, and she's about 20% cooler than the rest!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011
Celestia's Teeth by Sir Gimp of Baath reviews
Princess Celestia surrounds herself with the most competent retainers in Equestria, but sometimes they go too far.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
The Uncensored Me by summersfall789 reviews
An explanation for the reason behind T's happiness about striking pay dirt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,144 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 4,738 - Follows: 3,513 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 4,689 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
One Day by existence555 reviews
Tsunade must have been crazy, or totally drunk, to be yelling at a dead man. Still, as she stumbles through Jiraiya's house, she realizes that he might just have taken her heart right along with him. Jiraiya/Tsunade oneshot, T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Mandatory Matrimony by existence555 reviews
Shikamaru and Temari accidentally get married. Tsunade tells them that they will have to stay as husband and wife. How will the two be able to stand the most troublesome married life possible? ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,419 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
World Without End by Min Daae reviews
Saviors work alone, but even they need their witnesses. Leading up to R2 25.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Things the Crew Can No Longer Do by Kuroi Atropos reviews
50 Things that the Enterprise Crew are No Longer Allowed to Do - I know this has probably been done before, but I was in the mood for some comedy. Added Chap 2: The crew, headed up by Captain Kirk, plot their replies to the Admirals. I'm really done now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Lethal Connection by existence555 reviews
Because the line between love and hate can be blown away far too easily. Temari tells us a little about why she hates, and perhaps even loves, Shikamaru. Companion to Fatal Attraction. Temari's POV, T for adult themes and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Fatal Attraction by existence555 reviews
Because the line between love and hate is thinner than a shadow and Shikamaru knows this better than anybody. Shikamaru tells us a little about why he hates, and maybe loves, Temari. ShikaTema oneshot, Shikamaru's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5928 - Favs: 9,317 - Follows: 3,528 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
After The Fairy Tale Ends by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ichigo K.
For the Sake of the Sisterhood by sunaprincess7 reviews
If you are his first love, you must teach him how to be a proper boyfriend,how to love you,how to care for you, for the sake of the sisterhood." Unfortunately for Temari, as far as Shikamaru went, Ino had done none of those things. Oneshot. Shika/tema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth by Randomonium reviews
FULL TITLE: Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Professor Pantoffel is here to present an informative documentary on Menstruation, Conception, Childbirth and Other Related Matters. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Anatomy of Melancholy by A Philosopher with a Pen reviews
A more dramatic take on the origin of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The event that happened three years ago is revealed, and how Haruhi came to be a God becomes the driving force behind her melancholy.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Recent Photo by PSITeleport reviews
What starts out as a normal, administrative operation turns into a rather stimulating game. But who will the real winner be? Shika/Tema one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Whispers of Memory by hime's-unmentionables reviews
A dying Tsunade dreams and reflects on her life - her joys, her memories her sorrows...and most of all, the presence of one who was always there, and with him, the kind of love that only comes once.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya
The Gate by Hardcore Heathen reviews
An expedition to Sand is cut short when the Konoha nin stumble upon the Gate...to the edges of space and time. In which Naruto is a hero to many, and Neji discovers what it truly means to shape fate. Post-Training Trip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H.
A Chance to Change Fate by HypnotoadServant reviews
Kallen is given the chance to change history and save Lelouch from himself. // Kallen x Lelouch, retelling of later part of R2.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
Pause by twitch and spaz reviews
SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,523 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kisoutengai KinYoubi by Mussimm reviews
A missing nin, a squirrel, a chance encounter and... oh dear. It's a body swap story! ShikaTema ShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,985 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Liminality by lovesrainscent reviews
It's Christmastime in Konoha and Shikamaru makes a decision. Shika/Tema fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Yakuza by Kasek reviews
The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and the Sand Siblings all gather at Kakashi's invitation to play a game called 'Yakuza', where the Yakuza members pick off the innocent villagers one by one. Who will survive, if anyone at all? Slight NaruHina in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Little Waltz by Mussimm reviews
Stay for a while, while our leaves are still green. Please. For me. Songfic. Oneshot. ShikaTem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Heartbeat by Mussimm reviews
She wasn't fooling me. I had seen her turn a square kilometre of forest into firewood. There was nothing modest or sweet about Temari, she was pure destruction disguised by a curvaceous figure and an eloquent tongue. ShikaTem. ShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,510 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Saving Syaoran by Agent08 reviews
COMPLETE. Syaoran Li was a man of missions. He could perform any task given to him without difficulty. That is, until he was forced to overcome his biggest challenge yet. Sakura Kinomoto and his feelings for her. SyaoranxSakura.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,562 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Chaos Factor by Nemo Blank reviews
Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,278 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ranma
My Dignity Doesn't Look Good in a Sunhat by Lellian reviews
‘According to official looking documents of a very questionable validity, Hyuuga Neji is classified as insane.’ Contains Neji-abuse, sand in uncomfortable places and a sunhat with a bow. School’s out for summer. NejiTenLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5417 - Favs: 10,212 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Master Nin by Hawk reviews
Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,268 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Strong Enough by Random1377 reviews
Short Naruto/Sakura WAFF piece for the Heaven and Earth fanfic contest. Tied for first place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Hooray for bad Intel by Hawk reviews
One of the worst things that can befall a ninja, is going on a mission based on faulty Intel. But for Naruto and his temporary team-mate, it might just turn out to be the best thing to ever happen to them! Completed! Rare pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 434 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Blessings: Broken Bow by Davner reviews
While Keiichi and Belldandy prepare for their wedding, Urd must overcome here own emotional baggage while Skuld contends with a new teacher sent from Heaven. Takes place after Vows. Now, the conclusion...
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 120,588 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Urd, Belldandy - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Its Name by IrkedIndeed reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi doesn't know the name of his sword, but the answer might be closer than he thinks. A cracktastic theory given form as fiction. Mild spoilers up through the end of the Soul Society arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/1/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
There's Something About Zaraki by drakensis reviews
Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Yachiru K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Dogflower by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKiba] If you asked Ino why she was with Kiba, she would tell you about the sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 5,075 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kink by DrerrRedclaw reviews
He wonders why he'd never thought of this before. Shikatem. Lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Tender Loving Care' by WFROSE reviews
This is just going to be full of Kodak moments...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,027 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 1/3/2002
Synaesthesia by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Being a genius has some downsides. ShikaTem, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Candlelight by DrerrRedclaw reviews
How much do you do for someone when you're not even in love? ShikaTem, Futurefic, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Air and darkness by wayofthepen reviews
Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 93 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Close Enough by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Shikamaru never did achieve his ambitions, but what he's got is close enough. Oneshot, Shikatem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Steel Rose by Random1377 reviews
After a chance encounter with her sister, Motoko modifies the way her life is led. Her decision creates ripples of change at the Hinata Sou that no one, least of all Motoko, could have anticipated. Complete.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,688 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Ranma's Morning Confession by Ringmaster reviews
Akane accidentally sees Ranma meeting someone. In desperation, Shampoo tries one last potion to win Ranma. What went wrong with it? What the hell is Akane doing with Amazon potions? On herself? Please don't read this story, it embarrasses me
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,976 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Me and My Shadow by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Temari, Black Queen of the Sands, and an anniversary she'd rather forget. ShikaTema. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Tenchi Muyo: Ryoko's Love by EvilDrTran reviews
A classic old school fanfic that chronicles the life and love of Tenchi and Ryoko
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 74,918 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005
Aftermath: Loss and Redemption 2 by hawker-748 reviews
Continuing the story of the Aoyamas, Keitaro and Motoko.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,046 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004
The Job by Dreamr reviews
Ryoko takes advantage of a job offer for Mihoshi and Kiyone. After burning the place down, she goes on a trip with Tenchi and gets arrested.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,309 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/16/2002
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
The Sea of Change by La Magdalena reviews
Set after Tenchi Forever, Ryoko is no longer satisfied with the current love triangle situation. An introspective look at her steps to mature.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 194,157 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 11/15/2001
Magical Apocalypse by Ovis Musimon reviews
Nabiki is having problems with a spell someone put on her and Ranma is learning magic? Things are wierd in Nerima but its just the beginning. A RN pairing will be a Sailor Moon cross later on. Chapter 3 revised
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,633 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004
Loss and Redemption by hawker-748 reviews
Another take on "What if Keitaro and Motoko were forced to marry?" COMPLETED
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,499 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
Say Yes by Mercator reviews
Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
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Paparazzi reviews
Shikamaru doesn't like having his picture taken. Temari hates having her picture taken. Someone has to get their picture taken or I have nothing to post here.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Deon reviews
You all remember Don Kanonji right?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2009 - D. Kanonji - Complete