The Great Zurtle
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Joined 09-21-04, id: 675602
Author has written 1 story for Suikoden.

Well as far as li'l ol' me, there is not much to tell. I am currently a student at CalState Fullerton plotting day and night to find a way out and elsewhere to go to school (New York sounds nice...).

Among my great passions in life are such diverse topics as: music, composition, history, reading, acting, movies, stagecraft, comedy, religion, philosophy, and a number of other things I am not currently able to drag to the forefront of my consciousness...oh and writing too.

Nothing irritates me more than to be reading a great piece of fiction, only to find that the author has discontinued it for reasons such as: he got bored, he grew lazy, he has been driven into a suicidal state of depression over the death of his pet rock, etc. I promise to my readers that I will do my utmost not to waste both your valuable time, and my own, and not to post anything that I do not plan to complete at some point in the near future. My writing is slow, and updates will not come often...but they will come! Take heart!

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The Malachor Travesty by The Hippy Griff reviews
Few Jedi have ever committed genocide. Fewer still have detonated superweapons. And only one Jedi, the one they would one day call the "Exile", has done so without turning to the Dark Side. This is the story of Dxun, the story of Malachor, and the story of how war can break a woman's soul.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Take a mile by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
'A girl coccooned in a pink bathrobe walks towards the center of the room. I watch her unwrap herself like a present and drop the fluffy censor onto a nearby chair.' In which the football head and bully are reunited after years apart- as art student and subject. Rated M.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,625 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36245 - Favs: 28,330 - Follows: 20,692 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Clean by American HOT Fender reviews
After waking up in the hospital, a 26 year old Helga lands herself in rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. Bob wants her cleaned up but while she's there, Gerald begins to dig into the past and brings out a skeleton in her closet that has haunted them both. And what exactly does all of this have to do with Arnold anyway? COMPLETE!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,343 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Reflections Lost on a Dark Road by Chryssalid-Lathis reviews
A botched mission sends the cast of Lathis' "Teen Titans and the Lost Boy" across a dimensional boundary and into a parallel world; on that world, the XCOM Earth, the cast of "The Road to Cydonia" suddenly have more than just the Alien War on their hands.
Crossover - Ranma & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 1,357,716 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Ryoga, Raven
Single Scars by Pyrex Shards reviews
Phoebe Johansen wanted to jump up and crawl across the conference table to Helga, shake her, and yell 'ARNOLD IS DEAD' as loud as she possibly could. Content rating changed to T from M because I hate M. The chapters will be updated soon to reflect this.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Helga
Quagmire by kataja reviews
As the Battle of Endor approaches a Jedi and a spy find themselves on common, boggy ground.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 219,650 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Luke S., Mara Jade
The Spaces Between My Fingers by Polkahotness reviews
"Despite how tight I had been holding onto the phone just moments ago, it slipped right out of my fingers and fell to the floor with a muffled thump. It slipped out of my grip almost as quickly as my Grandparents had slipped out of my life." AxH. R&R!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Mega Man: Guiding Rainbow's Light by Erico reviews
Before Mega Man X, before Mega Man...There was a man with a dream. Before the age of robots, humanity faced one last struggle. Before he was tired and gray, he was young and bold. This is the unspoken tale. This is the story of Dr. Thomas X. Light.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 390,487 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
If Love Were Only Part of the Equation by K'Arthur reviews
-Story has been discontinued and is currently being rewritten under the title 'Rise from Ashes'-
Lunar: Silver Star - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 169,971 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2000
A Sorrow of Magpies by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers for KH1, CoM, KH2. Every Organization has to start somewhere. A look at the Nobodies and how they learn the rules of an existence they never expected.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,655 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Xehanort, Vexen - Complete
The Princess and the Thief by MTL76 reviews
Set approximately one year after Sozin's Comet. The war is over, peace reigns, and Azula is locked up. But sinister forces conspire to free her...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,023 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Azula - Complete
Something is Cracking by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Water Through a Rusted Pipe by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb sees a side of her brother that she's never seen before, and asks some awkward questions. Dexter, in answering them, decides to experiment with truth.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Legacy of Honor by silveran reviews
Five years after the Lion War, a girl witnesses a trial of a Holy Knight that would forever change her life. The Purge, another era of struggle for Ramza and his companions, would forge this young girl's life and help her find the true meaning of honor...
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 183,367 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 1/8/2002
Une Fleuraison Constante by trimurti reviews
[A Constant Blossoming] AU. Within Ivalice the land is Ivalice the castle, the centuriesold stronghold. As life is variable and malleable, so are the fates of those who enter through the castle gates... [Discontinued]
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,858 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
In the Hands of Time by Darth Pipes and ami-padme reviews
At the end of The Empire Strikes Back, Palpatine sends Mara back in time to strike a preemptive blow against the Skywalker family...but Vader, Luke and Leia are hot on her trail.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2002 - Published: 7/22/2002
Mega Man X: Whispers In Time by Erico reviews
The Inhabitants of the original Mega Man series speak their peace, of the end of their era and the coming one of Mega Man X...
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,987 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2002 - Published: 4/12/2002 - Complete
Chrono Trigger: Until the End of Time by Demon-Fighter Ash reviews
A novella that explores the twenty years between Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross, following the friendship of Crono, Marle, Lucca and Magus as they fight against the growing Porre Republic and try to learn the origins of the mysterious infant Kid.
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,405 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 2/23/2002
Rurouni Soujiro by The Gramarye reviews
Soujiro is on his own now, and is searching for new meaning in life. Long and involved, with a bit of everything: swordfighting, love interest, political intrigue, and underworld schemes. 111502: psst psst ... a sequel is finally in the works.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,946 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2001 - Published: 12/7/2000 - Soujiro - Complete
Rage by ashez2ashes reviews
COMPLETE! Cowritten with AsheRhyder. Wolverine/Ranma crossover. Ryoga finally makes it back to Junsekyo...and jumps into the wrong spring. They really should repaint those signs...
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,284 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/15/2001 - Published: 11/3/2000 - Ukyo, Ryoga - Complete
Loren Leah's Custom Fanfic--"Grandpa" by Gethsemane reviews
A story about Gary
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2001 - Published: 1/14/2001
Into the Night reviews
At the moment of truth, you can choose to keep going, or you can choose to start anew. Rating for moderate violence.
Suikoden - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Odessa S. - Complete