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Author has written 6 stories for Avengers, Once Upon a Time, and Hobbit.
There is not really anything exciting for me to say about myself. Umm... I enjoy reading and a good movie. I like baking and cooking. I have been bullied all my life and as a result have developed anxiety, social anxiety, depression and agoraphobia. I am quite shy when I go to new places and meet new people but I start to come out of my shell as I get to know them. I am an Aries and can be quite protective of my friends if they are having any trouble. I guess you can call me a punk and a nerd as well as a geek. My favourite colours are red and black. I have three cats which I love to bits even if they can be annoying at times. Umm like I said there is not really anything to say about me other than I love art. If anyone ever leaves a review or a comment (which I highly doubt will happen by the way) please be gentle and honest and no matter what do NOT be afraid to say what you think and voice your opinion. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and I will be grateful for the honesty. If you want you can always come and talk to me about any problems you have and I will do the absolute best I can to try and help. Thank you. :)
The girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills.
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
Name: Lucy but you may call me Lui :)
Eye colour: Brown
Hair colour: Brownish
Don't really know my height but I am taller than my mum ;)
Ships that I like are;
JackxRapunzel SherlockxJohn There needs to be more fem!John in my opinion. It's all about fem!Sherlock and not many people like that.) KirkxSpock ToothlessxHiccup MeridaxHiccup LiloxStith LiloxLeroy KirkxKhan RapunzelxPitch RapunzelxHiccup EmmaxRumplestiltskin BilboxThorin (There needs to be more fem! Bilbo.) BilboxThranduil BilboxSmaug BilboxBard MerlinxArthur Merlin and any of the Knights except Gwaine because to me its more brotherly than anything) StevexTony StevexBarton StevexBucky StevexLoki (Basically Steve and any Avenger except Thor and Agent Hill) ThorxJane MariaxCarlton AragonxLegolas NickxMonroe EmmaxKillian BilboxFili BilboxKili FilixKili ShaggyxDaphne RookxBen StarfirexRobin StarfirexBeastboy StarfirexRedX VladxErin MerlinxUther (I know weird right?) LucyxEdmund EleventhDrxClara TwelfthDrxClara TenthDrxClara McGeexGibbs McGeexVance McGeexTony McGeexZiva SheldonxPenny SportacusxStephanie PhilxDan JacksepticeyexMarkiplier
And now for Puns that are so bad, they are good.
Those fish were shy, they were obviously coy.
Those two men drinking battery acid will soon be charged.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
I'm inclined to be laid back.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
What is a pirates favourite letter? 'Tis the 'C'.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.
A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.
I heard two peanuts walked into a park, one was as-salted.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's become quite handy.
What did the triangle say to the circle? "You're so pointless."
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late? A cold shoulder.
When the power went out at the school, the children were de-lighted.
The midget psychic escaped prison, he was a small medium at large.
It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey!!
Pairing: Severus Snape x Harry Potter #Snarry
I wish to make a request if I may. My request is a Snarry fanfic involving a love potion and the house of Slytherin.
Draco and a couple of other Slytherins decide to prank Harry by putting a love potion in his drink, a love potion that will make him fall in love with Snape. They are sitting in the Grand Hall for breakfast waiting for Harry to drink the potion, when Snape comes over and is like, "Yo, what are you giggling about?" The Slytherins tell him, Snape is furious and tells them to go stop Potter from drinking it but when they look over, they realise that it is too late. Harry has already drunken it.
They also realise that the potion didn't work and the only way that a love potion won't work is if the drinker is already in love with the person the potion was meant to make the love. Snape and the Slytherins realise that Harry is in love with Snape. Snape asks his Slytherins to help him court and woo Harry because Snape is also in love with Harry.
Dumbledore is ok with Snape courting and wooing Harry, as long as they don't do the do before Harry's seventeenth birthday. McGonagall is a protective mama and warns Snape that if he hurts Harry, she will hex him into the next century.
The due date shall be 11th January if that is acceptable.
Could someone please write this? I would but I am working on my other stories and I'd really love to see how you guys bring this idea to life. Thank you so much! XD
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