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Joined 05-09-01, id: 67654, Profile Updated: 02-25-13
Author has written 24 stories for Digimon, Legend of Zelda, Dragon Ball Z, Tenchi Muyo, Greek Mythology, Ranma, Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Greetings to you from the wizard prince. To those who read my stories regularly, thank you. To those who are new, I generally stick to the anime section, but whatever I write for, I specialize in adventure, comedy, and a touch of romance. In other words, all the things I don't have enough of in real life.

PROFILE UPDATED SEPT. 2, 2012

Shinobi Wars is still in progress. If it takes me twenty years, I will finish this story.

Current Status of unfinished stories (As of Feb. 25, 2012):

Shinobi Wars - Episode X is finally up. Bout freakin' time, eh?

Harry Potter and the Order of Merlin - Put on pause while I finish Episode X of Shinobi Wars, but Chapter 5 is in the works.

Breaking Assumptions - Chapter 3 is nearly done, but as with Order of Merlin, I'm putting it on hold until Shinobi Wars Ep. X is ready.

Living In Nerima - I have the whole story outlined from start to finish, but I seem to have lost the desire to write it. I may finish it, I may not, but don't put it on your calendar.

DBG: Prodigal Son - I reread my notes and decided there's still a fun story to be told here, so I won't delete it. When and if I ever continue it - that's another story.

Malon's Quest - I've said before that I wanted to go back and rewrite this before continuing it. That's still true, but at this point I don't really know when I'll ever get around to that.

New Adventures of Saiyaman - This was meant to be episodic anyway. If I ever get struck with inspiration for another
episode, I'll put it up. Until then, just consider this one finished.

Favors Remembered - Officially abandoned. I decided I'm not going to remove it, though. Call me a sentimentalist. Still up for adoption if anyone's interested.

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Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Next Generation by Shang reviews
Takes place 15 years after the manga; the Final Exam continues as the young gennin give it their all... who'll manage to exceed others and become chunin? Slight AU due to the manga development in the meantime. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 157 - Words: 416,632 - Reviews: 3247 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Naruto U.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 8713 - Favs: 6,130 - Follows: 5,975 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Before The Fawn by andelyn kinsey reviews
Before Harry, before Godric's Hollow, before the Dark Lord was defied three times... Lily Evans and James Potter discovered that neither of them were what the other had expected, and embarked on a relationship that would change the world as they knew it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 508,841 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter After the War by PotterFanSteve reviews
ATW takes up the Harry Potter story on the day after the end of the Battle of Hogwarts, and will continue the story through to the DH Epilogue, and probably beyond. Years One, Two, and Four are now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 526,854 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Someone Else's Life by ark the wanderer reviews
Harry once said that being with Ginny was like living someone else's life. What if that life had been his? This story explores Harry’s life in a world without Voldemort. Mainly H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,758 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hearts of Ice by Krista Perry reviews
Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,163 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2001 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ryoga - Complete
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Beyond Ambitions by thephaw reviews
Everyone has ambitions that drive them. Sasuke's revenge. Orochimaru's lust for power. Naruto's recognition. Even Itachi has his own goals. But what happens when their ambitions conflict and change? Who's ambitions will come out on top?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,277 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 4/13/2004
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time by Arxane reviews
Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. This is an update. Link and Ruto continue to explore the Water Temple, while a fight breaks out in the Kakariko Vilalge cemetary.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 511,021 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 3/14/2001
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4553 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Damned by Melindaleo reviews
Sequel to PoE. With Harry's power increasing, and Voldemort now aware of the Prophecy, can Harry find a way to destroy him before Voldemort learns the secrets of the ancient texts? Would this be HP Fanfiction if it were? that easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,978 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Red Box by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
light NaruSaku, oneshot, when Jiraiya's gift to Naruto somehow gets passed on to Sakura, Naruto wishes for a miracle to get it back from her, but should he worry?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Right Moments by Judah reviews
Ranma must discover what he wants and who he loves in a neverending day that is a spiritual journey to maturity. What might he do with boundless time?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,730 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Complete
The Sacrifice by Noodles-22 reviews
Ranma is introduced to the Tendos after a 15 year training trip. the plan was for Ranma and Akane to marry and join the houses together. but Genma's plan went too far: Ranma showed up as a nervous wreck.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,014 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004
Harry Potter and the Power of Emotion by Melindaleo reviews
Harry is struggling to come to terms with the events of his 5th year. Can he learn to depend on those he considers family and become what he needs to be in order to survive? HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 188,590 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Confess to You by Literary Eagle reviews
A story about love and family. Tenchi expresses his feelings for Ryoko, and Tsunami gives Ayeka a quest that could determine the fate of everything.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 86,523 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002 - [Ryoko, Tenchi M.] Ayeka
Death of an Angel by Shinova reviews
Urashima Keitaro has mysteriously passed away on Christmas morning. And now, one week later, a supernatural visit sets Naru on a quest for the truth, a quest that may bring even more sorrow to Hinatasou. (COMPLETE)
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Complete
Sorrow of the Trees by kittyonnails reviews
The True Curse of Jusenkyo
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2002
Darkness Dying by Iniga reviews
It’s 1980. James is afraid to think. Sirius is afraid to act. Remus is afraid to speak. Peter is afraid to confess. In other words, an answer to the old question: how could Sirius suspect Remus? Written prior to OotP, HBP, and DH. Now slightly AU. Done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,591 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2001 - Published: 10/29/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
More than words by RaMa reviews
After the failed wedding, Ranma is having nightmares on a regular basis. And it's starting to show. Definitely R+A so sue me..
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/3/2001
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Breaking Assumptions reviews
Bad first impressions can be hard to overcome. Two people who might otherwise have been friends (or more) can be driven apart if that first meeting goes poorly. The story of Lily and James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Conversations With a Hat reviews
We know how Harry's Sorting went. In some of my stories I've covered how a few other Sortings went. But what if I want to know about ALL of them? Herein can be found the personal Sorting Hat experiences of many prominent characters throughout the history of the Harry Potter world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sorting Hat
Shinobi Wars reviews
The major shinobi villages of the world are now at war. Naruto and his comrades find themselves in the thick of the conflict as they begin growing up, honing their abilities, and dealing with their own problems. Sequel to Koorikage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,877 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Harry Potter and the Order of Merlin 1 ABH reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts, gets the Order of Merlin, and joins the aurors. All the while his relationship with Ginny grows, and those around him attempt to carry on with their lives. The first story in a series. 1 ABH refers to the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. If all goes as planned, there will be many more to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I'll Hold Him Off reviews
Suppose James hadn't left his wand on the sofa that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2012 - James P., Voldemort - Complete
Chapter 37 reviews
Like many Potter fans, I enjoyed book 7, but was perplexed by how there seemed to be a chapter missing at the end. You know, right after the climax and before the epilogue. This was my solution. I'm a year late in posting this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Koorikage reviews
Three years after Sasuke's betrayal, a new variable appears: the shinobi from the Hidden Snow are formidable, but what is their goal? Should they be considered a threat? Diverges from the manga before VotE, and has nothing to do with the first movie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,788 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Living In Nerima reviews
Changed the title again. Last time, I swear. Splits off from the manga and chronicles the lives of Ranma and his...friends as they gasp GROW UP in Nerima.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Ranma
DBG: The Prodigal Son reviews
From the critically acclaimed author of The 25th Tenkaichi Budokai comes a new epic beginning at the defeat of Buu. A young man learns of his place within his great family.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Yamcha
Malon's Quest reviews
Link has told Malon so many tales of his great adventures, and she longs to have one of her own. But is she in over her head?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,038 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2002 - Published: 7/20/2001 - Malon
Olympian Staff Meeting No 4526 reviews
The Olympians have a staff meeting in order to decide what to do about the Trojan War. I didn't make anything up, but I put a pinch of parody into it.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Complete
Fishing reviews
Tenchi really needs to clear his head, so when Kiyone invites him to go fishing with her, he gladly accepts.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2002 - Tenchi M., Kiyone - Complete
The New Adventures Of Saiyaman reviews
In the style of Superman, Batman, etc. comes a new series about everyone's favorite superhero, the Great Saiyaman!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Gohan, Videl
A favor reviews
Tai helps TK win Kari's heart. TK wants to return the favor. How will Sora's birthday party help him do this? Takari and Taiora. Chapter six, the finale is up! Along with an addition to chapter five that was accidentally omitted. [COMPLETE]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,189 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 5/12/2001 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T., Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
The 25th Tenkaichi Budokai reviews
What if Gohan hadn't been attacked in the first round? What if the tournament had been played out in full? My take on how it would go. There's some GV in here, too. [COMPLETE]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,367 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2002 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Favors Remembered reviews
The long-awaited sequel to 'A Favor.' TK's in trouble with Kari and once again turns to Tai, but Tai's got problems of his own. Will the two of them be able to help each other as they did in the past? ABANDONED.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2002 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T.
Washu's Christmas Decorations reviews
Washu tires to get into the holiday spirit, and goes a little to far. Exploding Christmas lights and killer robots follow.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Tenchi M., Washu - Complete
A Psycho ALRHI's Rant reviews
A parody of your run of the mill Ryoko gets Tenchi fic with a twist: Aeka gets Tenchi.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Complete
A Killer Android's Honeymoon reviews
18's thoughts on her night of nights. An introspective with some lemony elements.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2001 - Krillin, Android 18 - Complete
You Weren't Grounded reviews
Follows the course of Tai, who pines over Sora for nearly two years. He finally sees his chance, but will he take it?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2001 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T. - Complete
Illjwamh's First Kouyako reviews
That's right, a Kouyako. My twomonth anniversary story. Taichi and Yamato decide that Izzy needs more of a social life, so they set him up on a blind date. He's not too happy about it. He wishes Miyako were in town so he could talk to her about it.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2001 - Koushirō I./Izzy, Miyako I./Yolei - Complete
Opening Night reviews
TK and Kari are leads in the school play. They have to kiss, and TK is really nervous about it. Will he overcome it? I guarantee if you are a Takari fan you will enjoy this.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2001 - Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
FUBAR reviews
Kari likes Davis, and Tai likes...Yolei? What's going on? And what's with the giant penguin? I guarantee this will be one of the most bizarre, ridiculous stories you've ever read. NOT A DAIKARI. Rated R for a bit o' language and a tad o' mature content.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/6/2001 - Complete
Why Sora Likes Tai reviews
A poem from Sora to Tai talking about her feelings for him.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2001 - Complete