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Haven't written a story in years, but I read a ridiculous amount of fanfiction on a daily basis. I have a near-unhealthy appreciation for good writing, and I'm willing to wade through miles of crap to get to it. And trust me, there's a lot of crap out there.

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My Tribute to Josephine Darcy's The Marriage Stone by YenGirl reviews
An attempt to continue Josephine Darcy's epic story The Marriage Stone. Important announcement regarding the story posted in chapter 38. Please read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 295,684 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 9/8/2023 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Here Kitty, Kitty by bethandannie reviews
Ranger gives Stephanie some shocking news. An unexpected Merry Man comes to her rescue and helps her get on with her life. HEA. Rating for language and adult situations.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 151,993 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/16/2020 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Stephanie P.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16414 - Favs: 12,615 - Follows: 10,784 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 6811 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 4,290 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER EIGHT MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12385 - Favs: 11,221 - Follows: 4,212 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Change in the Wind by veiland reviews
Stephanie is left alone in Trenton with the RangeMen while Ranger is in the wind, Joe's undercover, and Tank, Lester, and Bobby are busy elsewhere. How does this impact her life & what changes will she make to be with the man she loves. Can she handle being alone? Will she ever make a choice? Will she finally live up to her potential? MATURE situations . BABE HEA, Cupcake friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,008,387 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Ranger M., Stephanie P.]
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6686 - Favs: 12,444 - Follows: 9,145 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10762 - Favs: 28,603 - Follows: 16,028 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kisses by netrixie reviews
When a Weasley enchants a sprig of mistletoe, it stays enchanted. And so... Harry is trapped, until Snape comes along. And it grows from there :) Rating increase.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unexpected Effects by made.of.bees reviews
Two years after being impaled by the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry starts noticing some...odd changes. During eighth year he can no longer pretend, and has to deal with what he's become. In order to do that, he has to get help from someone less-than-ideal. Over the years, Harry and Snape's relationship grows; now with an alternative Snarry ending. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,209 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 6,745 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blind to You by Kanemoshi reviews
Kakashi would do anything for his friends, but when it comes to protecting the person he secretly cares for most, will he be able to put not only his life, but his very heart in danger to save a man who is blind to him and his feelings? Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,372 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Secret's In The Telling by Sejitsu reviews
Sometimes, the Road of Life detours through the produce aisle. Where it goes from there is anyone's guess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 7,376 - Follows: 2,331 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Falling Slowly by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Over time Harry has learned the importance of trusting his instincts, and his instincts are telling him Severus is the one. Written for the Cliche Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Holly by Hecateslover reviews
After Voldemort is gone, Harry struggles to find himself in a world with too many expectations. He just wants to be happy, is that too much to ask? Slow moving HP/SS. More warnings inside. Rated M for a reason. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,945 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Can't Believe It's Not Spencer? by MatildaHummingbird reviews
SHASSIE! When a body is found that has a striking resemblance to Shawn, Detective Carlton Lassiter is a little more then disturbed. Not because of the victim's looks but because of the new way the case starts to makes him see Shawn - romantically. DONE!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,937 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3837 - Favs: 5,159 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Coffeehouse Jazz SINGLE PAGE FORMAT by Cayce Morris reviews
There was a secret message hidden in that little vial that held Snape's memories...or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93,705 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Bijozakura Seal by megyal reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,082 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Never Any Regrets by Suite Sambo reviews
Harry copes with losing his wife and his job. Loner Severus finds his path crossing more and more with Harry's. Shouldering tragedy and moving forward, can the two find elusive peace...together? HP/GW, HP/SS, RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cacophonous Attentions by FlameTwirler reviews
The end is sometimes brought about by a beginning no one predicted. A story of how subtle, even unnoticed changes can bring about a drastic shift. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Blind To Notice by Tellytubby101 reviews
The story of the ten times Hatake Kakashi noticed Umino Iruka. And the ten times he saw something inexplicable... that made him fall in love. Slight AU. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,896 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Summer Love by Daniko reviews
After the final battle, Harry is allowed to stay at Hogwarts for the summer. To heal and to rest. Professor Snape happens to do the same. A series of 28 ficlets on summer holidays. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
6 Lessons From A Dead Man by Roozette reviews
Harry Potter put himself in a vulnerable situation on Severus Snape's birthday. So, naturally, Severus took complete advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Speak louder than actions by megyal reviews
From a prompt: "Kakashi likes to read; words have an effect on him that actions don't." Warnings for first person, Iruka-narrative and hints of IruKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 268 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Catching Air in a Jar by point-of-tears reviews
AU. "You think you have caught something so worthwhile, only it has been there all along." The war has been over for years, but Harry just can't seem to get a life. He only wants to help his friends. What happens when life finally catches him? Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,270 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hiding Behind Masks by thatreevesgirl reviews
The first time Kakashi put on a mask was the day after his father committed suicide. Since then, Kakashi has always been hiding behind them. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cabinet Door by lulu42 reviews
It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Those Three Words by Soushin reviews
When he'd whispered that cold, dark night, the three words that could potentially ruin his friendship with her, he'd found himself liable to pass out. KakaSaku of course!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
It's Nothing by Nezuko reviews
[KakaIru, GenRai] Kakashi, returning from a mission, had sent for Iruka to meet him for a little R&R on the way home, but a powerful enemy has ambushed and done him serious injury. Ch 13: An important lesson for Kakashi. Rated for gore, violence, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,738 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Silent Blade: Hunter by Isolde1 reviews
The way of the ninja is shrouded in shadows and mysteries. But some secrets are not meant to be unveiled, as Kakashi painfully discovers, when he pries into something he probably should not have. [Book 1, KakaIru] COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,209 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
So Lonely Without Me by Caligryphy reviews
SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,181 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Esoteric by Prosopopeia reviews
[AU, KakaIru] Iruka is requested to watch over Team 7 by Kakashi while he is away on a mission. But when danger approaches Konoha, Iruka must elicit past teachings and wield them to protect those closest to him. Part Nine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,551 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 7/12/2004
Accidentally in Love by Caroline Michelle reviews
The story of how Heero realized he was in love with Duo. Written for Sunhawk's "Mission pic" challenge.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Veritas Vos Liberabit by StarryGazer reviews
Slash. SSHP. A humorous take on a ‘cliché’ fic idea. Harry is just about to graduate from Hogwarts, and there are some things that Severus DOESN'T want to get off his chest. Unfortunately, he doesn’t get much of a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Twelve Days of SemiHell and a Few of Laughter by Meriarijim reviews
A Belated Christmas Fic of the KakaIru kind. 'sa 'Twelve Days of Christmas'... a very fluffy, romantic version of it that includes drunken chuunin and jounin, dancing faculty members, snowball fights, eggnog, and way too formally dressed festivals.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2004
Reasons by cinnamaroll reviews
Scenes from Kakashi's life on how he fell in love. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2004
Late Night Misadventures by Bittersweet Mika reviews
Sakura and Kakashi return for more embarrassing situations and nocturnal misadventures in this sequel to “Late Night Awkward”. Featuring girly situations, swordplay and bandits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/23/2004
Sharing Sake by paxnirvana reviews
Kakashi invites Iruka out for ramen... and sake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2004
There's the man I chose by cinnamaroll reviews
Iruka's in love. And married. He just doesn't know it yet. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/24/2004
What Friends Are For? by AwHumanityNo reviews
An unwillingly pursued Severus tests the limits of the saying ‘that’s what friends are for’, with some interesting results. SSHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Door by Morien Alexander reviews
[Complete] Kakashi and Iruka take Naruto and Sasuke to a festival. mild shounenai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/4/2003
Confidence reviews
Iruka needs the confidence to tell Kakashi how he feels. Shounen-ai, KakaIru. He did it, now what? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete