Chilord
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Joined 05-09-01, id: 67673, Profile Updated: 01-27-18
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Ranma, X-overs, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Pacific Rim, RWBY, X-Men, Darkstalkers, and Sailor Moon.

Word of warning: I will not be updating very much on anything for a while. Since September 2017 I have been receiving Chemo treatment for stage 3 colorectal cancer. The original form of chemo failed and I had to be upgraded to a more powerful version.

I am still waiting to learn if it worked or not.

I'm sure there will be some of you rejoicing about this. That's just how human nature is, sadly.

For those of you that wish me well, thank you for your thoughts.

Hopefully I can beat this sooner than later and get back to doing what I truly love doing.

My first Novel has been released, available on amazon in both Kindle and paper back versions.

Book one of I'm Not a Super Spy!: I'm Only a Freshman!

A satire/parody of the super spy genre, college stories and a few other things.

Got a website now

chilord (.) com

You can find the link to my novel there and the starts of some other novel worlds I'm playing around with.

I've got a sub forum on The Fanfiction Federation (Links to external sites do not currently work, thank you ) where I will be placing my works in progress, and any updates I have to my fragments and fics as I feel like putting them up. I'm trying to limit myself here to publishing entirely completed works.

However, I am starting up a new Pat re on Account. I want to continue to be able to write fanfiction and sharpen my skills, and provide it to the audience of people whom enjoy my work. This account will work like this:

I will first release chapters on Pat re on. Then, 6 weeks later I will release them on the above linked fanfiction federation (registration does not automatically send you an email telling you that you've been approved, but it generally happens within 24 hours.)

On Pat re on, not only will patrons get first look, but they will also be able to voice support for the continuation of fragments, and hopefully encourage me to write more of the things you want to read. If enough support is reached, I will be willing to work on some of the works that people have eagerly expressed desire for, such as the Kunoichi Summoning Contract, and if enough support is reached, NBH.

I will not be doing things by a monthly charge. It will be instead a by chapter charge. So, if I do not produce anything for month, you will not be billed. If you're worried about my producing too many chapters a month, you can also put a limit on how much a month you'll be willing to contribute.

I will also be much more likely to respond to questions from Patrons than I am from general PMers.

You can reach my Pat re on page at: /Chilord

(Currently links do not work for any non-social site links apparently, which means anyone's links to their amazon works, their other locations, and anything beyond things like facebook pages do not work, because of this, currently debating whether or not I will maintain a presence here)

Please don't message me asking questions on what I'm doing with a fic, if it's finished when it's marked as complete and other various things that can already be found out if you actually take the time to look for it. Also, if something isn't explained already, don't expect it to be. Such as what NBH stands for.


I write because I like to write. I write fanfiction because I have the ideas for it, and it helps me sharpen my skills to use for my original works. I don't respond to reviews for the most part. Especially so since most of the questions and statements I started to read in them were either already answered in the fic, and people didn't bother to read or think, or it's stating an opinion and a direction where they're complaining that it's not how the person wants it to be.

Each one of my fics improves my skills and expands upon them, but my goal is not to gain acclaim or attention. My goal is to make my writing better so I can make a living doing it.

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Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 91 - Words: 876,978 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 6/14/2021 - Published: 3/12/2012
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,972 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 3/1/2011
Siblings, Spiders, and Squirrels, Oh my! by Ragman Jack reviews
Tony Stark had never planned on a family. Or what would happen when he had one.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,979 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/16/2012
The Thirteenth Labor by ExistentialBeliever reviews
What if Berserker did retain his sanity during the Holy Grail War? Follow Berserker as he journeyed through an epic tales of family, sacrifice, and redemption.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,872 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern, Berserker - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 10,315 - Follows: 5,152 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 6,967 - Follows: 3,973 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 7,184 - Follows: 6,403 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 5079 - Favs: 15,039 - Follows: 7,227 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Uh oh.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Katie B., Astoria G., Daphne G.
And So, I Wait by Gaming Ikari reviews
Tayuya survives her encounter with Shikamaru and Temari and discovers just what possessing a Will of Fire means. Rated for language... but you should know that. It's Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 9,586 - Follows: 4,086 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 859 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Father of Strength by Lin7 M12i reviews
At the end of Soul Society, Kenpachi is nearly alone in the world. Can he make a choice to save everything he ever loved, or will he descend into the madness that has been beckoning for so many years?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,706 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - K. Zaraki
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4777 - Favs: 10,043 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
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Wind Shear reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3326 - Favs: 19,719 - Follows: 10,892 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
More Fragmented Ideas reviews
Another batch of incomplete story starts that may or may not ever see completion
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,579 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
That Which Does Not reviews
In which Pyrrha Nikos discovers that training Jaune Arc comes with more... complexities than would at first be visible, and they spread.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 327 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Complete
Fragmented Ideas reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
NBH reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Welcome to the hunt reviews
They had stepped into realms unknown, bridging two minds, two souls, with the aid of an AI. Is it any surprise that something was born there that they couldn't see?
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Gipsy Danger - Complete
Chosen Tricksters reviews
Very AU In their time, the Marauders went a bit further in their bid to be the best pranksters they could, invoking the power of myths and legends before their brotherhood was betrayed. Now, as Harry enters his 3rd year, those powers are rising again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,641 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Day Dreams reviews
The world is filled with unconnected coincidence. Dreams are a reflection of the subconscious... most of the time. An exercise in a particular style of writing. As explicit as a romance novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 203 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Three Sheets reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 838 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
End of the Line reviews
Because Even the best of intentions can have the most dire of consequences
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 186 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
A Fine Spot of Trouble reviews
Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,479 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 1,139 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Bondage Style! reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 3,987 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Echoes of the fallen reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 888 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Darkness Calling reviews
The night Buffy died, something awoke on the Hellmouth, and attracted the attention of a certain bored Succubus. Darkstalkers Game Crossover since there's no category for it in games its here in anime, even if its based on the game universe.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Darkstalkers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Tears of Vengeance reviews
One Shot. Only fic from the old days I'm still proud of. Someone steps over the lean, and Tears of Vengeance fall. Rated M for subject matter, nothing explicite
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
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