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Oleander's Ultimate Goal: A Power of Love AU by 1Valor1 reviews
Harry and Daphne Oleander have some fun together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 15h - Published: 6/26 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Daphne's Pursuit by 1Valor1 reviews
Harry's crush is in a relationship, and worse yet, doesn't even acknowledge his existence... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/15 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Fay D. - Complete
Raiding Finished, Fun Beginning by 1Valor1 reviews
Harry and Elaine (FemVoldemort) return from a raid, fun ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/22 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Warmer than a Thousand Suns by VonPelt reviews
It was not a smart idea, nor a good one. In fact, as far as ideas went, it was outright insane. But for once Harry didn't care, her embrace was addictive and he needed to feel her arms around him once more. She had awoken something inside of him, a longing he could not have comprehended before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,091 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 11/7/2020 - [Harry P., Lavender B.] Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Petty Pansy's Potter by 1Valor1 reviews
Pansy comes across Draco snogging another witch and decides to use his nemesis, Potter, for some revenge. Unfortunately for her, things don't always go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/28 - [Pansy P., Harry P.] Millicent B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Perfect Wife by SpurgeLaurel reviews
Married to Harry Potter against her will by an old contract, Daphne plans her route to freedom through the murder of her husband. The well-intentioned fool won't even know what hit him. AKA, Daphne Greengrass and the Man-Who-Just-Won't-Die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,286 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 11/3/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Dragon Date by Andrius reviews
Harry's botched spell during the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament transforms the fierce Hungarian Horntail into an only slightly less fierce woman. When Professor McGonagall insists he attend the Yule Ball and represent Hogwarts with dignity, he suddenly knows exactly who to invite as his date. Harry/Hungarian Horntail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/25 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Blind Date by gomez36000 reviews
It was challenging to find yourself after the war ended. Some people picked up work, some started new hobbies. One such hobby included setting up the hero of the wizarding world on blind dates. Tonks may not be ready to reenter the dating world, but she's more than happy thrusting Harry into it with a grin on her face. Made for the Flowerpot discord server collection. One-shot only
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/28/2020 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] N. Tonks - Complete
Divinity in a Bowl by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
It's not just pirates and marines that sail the seas. Travelling chef's use the blues of the world to entrap customers with their delicious delicacies. Some are famous. Others are infamous. A knuckleheaded blonde with an ungodly love for ramen sails the sea to spread the love of his favourite food, meeting new faces and attracting trouble as always.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 638 - Published: 1/17 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 98 - Words: 818,034 - Reviews: 19025 - Favs: 15,346 - Follows: 15,529 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
The Bet by Wyrdeen reviews
"You know what, Greengrass? Let's make a bet!" Harry should have known better than to make a bet with a Slytherin. Especially this one, who was always one step ahead. Alternative OotP One-shot. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/2 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Purebloods and Laser Guns by Sonnie Celanna reviews
Cornered. Harry was cornered. He had been foolish and gotten himself caught. He could hear Mad-Eye Moody yelling angrily about constant vigilance in his ear already. Daphne cast his weapon aside, and Harry knew. He had no escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/28/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Snippets by Chryshauzer reviews
The more time they spend together... Now completed!
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,980 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/29/2020 - Published: 4/21/2020 - [Hachiman H., Yukino Y.] - Complete
Manrann's Flowerpot Fluffball by manrannofathenai reviews
Written for the first community one-shot collection over on the H/F discord. May I proudly present Manrann's Flowerpot Fluffball, a collection of fluff and other stuff, focused on scenes in the lives of Harry and Fleur. Plot has no hold here. Includes teaser scenes for works that will eventually be written. (Rated M to be safe)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/28/2020 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Cat got your tongue? by VaingloriousHound reviews
Harry successfully manages his animagus transformation. And that's about all he's able to manage. Daphne's insistent attention seems entirely unmanageable for him and his poor heart. Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 520 - Published: 9/16/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Unseen by VaingloriousHound reviews
One day Harry noticed Daphne Greengrass. No one else did. / Complete? Maybe? AUish
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 463 - Published: 8/2/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Twins by Andrius reviews
Desperate for a Yule Ball date, Harry asks the eerie Carrow twins to go with him and Ron. Somehow the evening ends with both Flora and Hestia on his arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,933 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,094 - Published: 2/2/2020 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
Silence is Golden by VaingloriousHound reviews
[...]Harry never remembered that. But he figured that it didn't matter. After all, Speech is Silver, but Silence is Golden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/12/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
My Wife and Daughter Are SuperEro! by Mumei Mu reviews
Naruto don't expect that he will meet a special girl when Jiraiya throw him on a island for survival training and fall in love right away...Then get jump on by their daughter in future. How can they be super and ero at same time! Not that he's complaining but still. (Uchi no Musume ni Te o Dasu na! - Oyako Heroine Funtousu crossover, one-shot lemon)
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 288 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Naruto U. - Complete
Skywalker: A Fanon Story by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Self insert into Anakin Skywalker's body. Raising himself to be someone worthy as the title of 'Chosen' to be a Jedi seems too Rigid, a Sith too selfish. War over idelogies was too stupid a reason to die...war for power to vain. M for safety concerns.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 67,069 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 5,003 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 12/30/2018
Prison Orange by Luciendar reviews
One-shot TayuyaXNaruto. Inspired by another story and seemed like a funny concept that I put my own spin on. Things didn't go well rescuing Sasuke and Naruto has to face punishment. Who does he end up sharing his jail cell with but everyone's favorite foul-mouthed redhead. Could've been split into chapters and released but...I was just too lazy. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/28/2019 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 1,203 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
How to Make Friends and Stop an Alien Invasion by McWhite reviews
Being bored as an Auror, Harry is assigned to a new team, to help take out a certain megalomaniac Norse God. And he's going to bring company. Loki (and everyone else) beware!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 630 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Harry P., Death, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Trials and Tit-ulations by Constable Paperbag reviews
During a night of passion, Yang accidentally suffocates Jaune with two of her greatest assets, rendering the boy unconscious. Oopsie daisy. Will she be able to wake him up, or will he die living every man's dream? Rated M for Mature, even though it's anything but.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/25/2019 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] Ruby R. - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,049 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 8,760 - Follows: 7,528 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
until we can no longer hold the sky by Tsume Yuki reviews
All those gestures, all those dances between Sun and Sky, it blinded him. For the six months it lasts, Renato thinks, those six months are the happiest six months of his life. (Female Harry Potter/Master of Death Harry Potter)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 11/3/2017 - [Harry P., Reborn] - Complete
A Grave Misunderstanding by McWhite reviews
Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Finally, a Vacation! by tuntuntunaa reviews
"Excuse me," Archer said, scratching his head while trying not to sound too smug. "I'm actually no hero, so I might interfere with your work. I will look for something else to do while you guys save the world! But do you mind sparing me some money?" (A threeway crossover with Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi manga. One-shot.)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,349 - Published: 2/6/2019 - Archer - Complete
Harry and a Vampire by mjimeyg reviews
Harry lost his trial at the beginning of his fifth year. Exiled from Magical Britain he is offered a new start in another country. Unfortunately he'll still have to fight to survive. But he won't do it alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,913 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 12/18/2018 - [Harry P., Moka A., Kurumu K.] - Complete
The Curse of Wanderlust by Racke reviews
After the wedding-fiasco, Ranma drops by the Mahora Festival for the sake of its food, and stumbles across a vampire who's been trapped for nearly seven years. Obviously, they get along like a house on fire.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 10/19/2018 - [Evangeline A.K. M., Ranma] - Complete
Synergistics by Yojimbra reviews
Assigned to class 1H a quirkless Izuku catches the eye of Mei Hatsume for his ability to analyze quirks and the two quickly go into business together. But soon their partnership will blossom into something more. Low action, a few OCs, Mei x Izuku, Romance, and Fluff. Quirkless Inventor Izuku!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,983 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 6/5/2018 - [Izuku M., Mei H.] OC - Complete
The Long Awaited Duel by slythefoxx2 reviews
Sasuke was finally, FINALLY!, going to get his revenge on his sister Itachi. Nothing was going to stand in his way. Believe it! One-shot... NO longer! I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,277 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Nargles are flying low today by McWhite reviews
In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 244 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Drool by VonPelt reviews
Harry needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has a solution. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
A Wizard's Interference by Cambrian Beckett reviews
A Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover, if that wasn't obvious already. Fair Warning, some chapters will have mature themes in them. Honestly, probably not as good as "The Havoc Side of the Force" by Tsu Doh Nimh. If you haven't read that yet, go do so, like right now. If you have already, maybe you'll enjoy this as well. It can tide you over until the next chapter of that masterpiece.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,337 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 1/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
HP & The Jade Dragon by Cragglerock82 reviews
Harry is off to a school in Japan to finish his NEWT's and for the first time in in his life he is in charge of his own destiny and can make his own decisions. Harry wants to make his own mark on the wizarding world and with the resources at his disposal and his popularity at an all time high now is the time to forge his own path. - Multi storyline story and lots of OC's
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 1,121,615 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Naruto's Quest by Spyash2 reviews
Fed up with having been stabbed in the back for the last time, a whiskered blond ventures off to a continent across the sea to revive the Uzumaki Clan so he can raze the Leaf to the ground. His travels bring him to an unnamed continent littered with demons and silver-eyed witches. Will he be able to find love, get his revenge, or perhaps both? Co-written with Drunkmansquakin.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 1,024,236 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 5/24/2018 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Naruto U., Clare, Galatea, Jean - Complete
Homo Superior by Vahn reviews
Homo Superior: 1. Above or beyond the human; preternatural or supernatural. 2. Beyond ordinary or normal human ability, power, or experience. The three mutants the X-men finds at Jusendo will either change everything or help maintain the balance. PREQUEL TO HOMO SUPERIOR HOUSE OF M.
Crossover - X-Men & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 272,627 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Complete
Kunoichi Meeting by sheltie reviews
A group of Konoichi meet up and discuss a very important issue. Rated M to be safe. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Welcome to my World by Liam G reviews
The Winter War is over and Ichigo is on his way to a new world. Agreeing to Urahara's request after a bitter arguement he leaves everyone behind except two. Now he finds himself replacing a fallen hero's place in an effort to bring peace to two worlds. Only this time he isn't fighting alone as one he loves stands with him to fight for the future. Picks up after Monstrel incident.
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K., T. Harribel, Moka A.]
Birds of a Feather by Satire Swift reviews
All Uzume wanted was to be with Chiho. If that meant doing Higa's dirty work, then she was fine with that. No one else who had to make such a choice would understand. An so, the Cloth Sekirei was alone. That is, until a certain red headed young man walked into her life. This was originality an omake for In Flight by Gabriel Blessing.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Shirō E., No. 10/Uzume - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 1,620 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2935 - Favs: 15,098 - Follows: 8,608 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
If You Believe by jin0uga reviews
In which Hikigaya Hachiman realizes. Hikigaya/Iroha. Two-shot.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/23/2017 - [Hachiman H., Iroha I.] - Complete
Same Song Different Verse by Selector reviews
Harry thought he had seen it all. As it turned out, not so much.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,500 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
The XXXX You Say by Selector reviews
The Tri Wizard, The dementors, Voldemort and now expelled or a trial. Harry has had enough. Some peoples plans are not going to survive this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,211 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 7,144 - Follows: 4,187 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 4,864 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
Dummy's Guide To Loving Your Sister's Crazy Best Friend by Slalem reviews
Kyousuke Kousaka had no idea how to deal with the crazy, pretty model with a tendency for violence. Until he suddenly did. With a stroke of luck, a dash of physical abuse, and an overabundance of love, of course. (One-shot, T for safety.)
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/1/2017 - [Ayase A., Kyousuke K.] - Complete
My Romantic Comedy Confession Isn't What I Expected by Azulito reviews
In which Hikigaya receives a confession. Sort of.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Hachiman H., Iroha I. - Complete
The Intricacies of Magical Etiquette by MayorHaggar reviews
When Harry needs Daphne to tutor him so he won't make a fool of himself in the Wizengamot, she suggests a very unique method of compensation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 330 - Published: 7/2/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Death's Champion by bigfan22 reviews
Harry Potter fulfilled his destiny, but it cost everything he held dear to him. As Death's Champion he's being asked to do it all over again, and this time he'll get the chance to have the family he always wanted. Will Harry once again emerge victorious or will his friends and family pay the price for his failure? Alive James/Lily. Super Harry vs Super Voldemort. Harry/Daphne/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 156,083 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 5,955 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Hermione G.]
The Power of an Angry Witch by Temporal Knight reviews
Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 683 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 765 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 1,341 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
Indecisive by 80K Hikigaya reviews
I got what I wanted. Or at least, what I thought I wanted. Then, I realized what I actually wanted. Hachiman/Iroha. Told from Iroha's POV.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 228 - Published: 12/16/2015 - [Hachiman H., Iroha I.] Hayato H. - Complete
Displacement by Gossu reviews
In which Hikigaya Hachiman learns science from a certain Onee-san. Oneshot.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 202 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Hachiman H., Haruno Y. - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 9,819 - Follows: 6,939 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Spidey's Life is a Game! by RebukeX7 reviews
Spider-Man's life has never been easy, but what if one day a tournament began with stakes so high that it could mean the absolute destruction of the world as he knew it ? Watch as he and his two unlikely allies strive to reach the top! 5th in the LIAG series! Can be read alone! Crack-with-plot! Spidey/harem, X-23/femharem, eventual Spidey/X-23. Guest reviews deleted automatically.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 688,754 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Chun-Li, X-23 - Complete
Model Behavior by BlaccDragon25 reviews
Deciding to bite the bullet, Natsu goes with Mirajane to a photo shoot and interview by Sorcerer Weekly. But along the way they run into Jenny Realight who is also doing a shoot, but is suffering from some personal issues. As Mira and Natsu grow closer together, can the two Fairy Tail mages cheer Jenny up? And what exactly are Mira and Jenny plotting behind Natsu's back?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,042 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Natsu D., Mirajane S., Jenny R.]
Souls of Steel: Resurrection by Theonewhodidnotdoit reviews
The Dawn never found Requiem. Cortana is forced to make a great sacrifice, leaving the Master Chief alone in space. Hundreds of years later, the wreck is discovered on the fringes of inhabited space by bounty huntress Samus Aran. What she finds inside is neither man nor machine, but either way, it is broken... and yet it is strong. Part 1 in a trilogy. Complete, awaiting Part 2.
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,468 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Samus A., Adam M., Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Spider-Marvel one shots by valerianfelicis reviews
Snippets of the love life of Spider-man and Captain Marvel, and how love can blossom within even the most dysfunctional groups of friends.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,257 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Spiderman/Peter P., Ms. Marvel/Carol D.] Wolverine/James H.
A child-genius by Racke reviews
Ryoga's success with age-mushrooms kind of snowballs into a mess. Don't worry Negi, the school nurse is just a year-or-so older than you. Physically, anyway.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 340 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Ranma - Complete
Recursion by losthpfanficwriter reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 272 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 22,749 - Follows: 8,903 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Rude to Stare by Elis1412 reviews
Harry has always been used to staring, but recently a certain person's stare has an unusual emotion behind it. Now, if only he could figure out who it belongs to. ONESHOT HET
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 275 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] - Complete
The Weasley Potion Muddle by Scott the Wanderer reviews
For those of us who thought that more than half the Weasley relationships were caused by Amortentia, but still believe they are good people at heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Ginny W., Fleur D. - Complete
Broken Demons and Angels by Masterdude21 reviews
After an incident with a slipspace jump, a lone Spartan finds himself stranded on the edge of the galaxy on a world inhabited with the strangest creatures he has ever seen. He must overcome the many dangers that this world hides, as well as his personal demons. But must a Spartan always be alone? Part one of the Scattered series. - in process of a rewrite.
Crossover - Pokémon & Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 401,746 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, OC - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 10,046 - Follows: 2,879 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
The Clueless Groom by Scott the Wanderer reviews
The Groom really had no clue he was supposed to be in the wedding
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Beltane Child by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry needs some time to let his guard down in the war. So he goes to a celebration just before he, Ron and Hermione plan to get Hufflepuff's Cup from Bellatrix Lestrange's vault. Who could have guessed what the consequences would be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,992 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 5,521 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Shirou Emiya: Erogame Protagonist by gabriel blessing reviews
Yeah, you read that right. Yeah, you wish you had thought of it first. Yeah, this is a pretty unhelpful summary.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 93,099 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 11,165 - Follows: 3,334 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 397 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lost Summer by Belcris reviews
Harry won the war! So, why is he sitting all alone at Grimmauld Place while everyone else is off celebrating, or planning his life? Well, maybe it's time our hero took a little vacation and enjoyed the lost summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 892 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 15,863 - Follows: 4,372 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 1,191 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 311 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 4,527 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Ino with apologies to the Fab Four by Lord Talon reviews
After returning from an extended mission, Naruto discovers a dear friend who was hurt due to unfinshed buisness on his part. Can he bring her back from her pain?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,139 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9835 - Favs: 27,913 - Follows: 11,297 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 1,405 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 295 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3245 - Favs: 13,066 - Follows: 5,348 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 8,526 - Follows: 3,540 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 1,617 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 6,583 - Follows: 1,984 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 462 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
One Trick Pony by beartooth reviews
Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,968 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete