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Author has written 27 stories for Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Resident Evil, Naruto, Silmarillion, and Hunter X Hunter.

KABUTO!

WHERE THE HELL

ARE MY GOD-DAMNED

SLIPPERS?


Fandoms: Hunter x Hunter, Naruto, The Silmarillion. Old fandoms I'm not likely to get back into are: Harry Potter and Resident Evil.

Stuff I quite like and might read: other Tolkienverse, Death Note, Monster, Free!, Sword Art Online, .hack//sign, Discworld, Legacy of Kain.

LiveJournal: http://ada-kensington.livejournal.com/ [Does anyone even use LJ anymore? If so, the thing's friends only because LJ is riddled with spammers.]

Tumblr: adakensington [it's a conglomerate blog of fandom interests and random shit I find funny, beautiful, or wearable.]

NarutoForums: Recal

Contact: PM me. :)

Avatar: Daft edit of Oro in a smoking jacket - made by me because I'm a daft bastard.

Notice Board: Nothing on here is entirely dead. If you want to talk to me, head to tumblr. Currently working on an original because I had an idea I thought seemed worthy. If you're looking for updates, the original will be why progress is slow on the fanfic front.

Silmarillion: New Peculiar as of 24/08/14. Chapter eight liiiiiiiives! (Also added a new, long scene in chapter seven. It's about bog bodies and is creepy and gross. Hot damn.) Chapter nine is a nightmare from hell. I'm trying to figure out Gandalf and Feanor. They need to come to understand each other. This requires effort and research.

Naruto: Was thinking about how to end ADitL and was warring with different ways to end it. Now I've chosen. Just need to plan it out and write.

Hunter x Hunter: As for Hard Times, I have chapter five planned out, just need to write it.

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I Get My Glory in the Desert Rain by Insomniac Owl reviews
The stranger at the bus stop said they'd change the world. Sasuke can live with that. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
The Sky Is Falling by Min Daae reviews
Celegorm and Caranthir, shortly after the banishment from Nargothrond. It was a dark and stormy night, and Celegorm's tongue is loose.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Caranthir, Celegorm - Complete
The House of Twilight and Shadow by Min Daae reviews
Curufin is haunted by very few things, and one man. Dark, possibly disturbing, poking around in Curufin's head and his own nightmares. Implied nastiness, and I'll say no more than that.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Curufin, Beren - Complete
TruthDenial by p y r otechnic - - ROYAL reviews
He loved her. He denied it. ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
When This You See by Insomniac Owl reviews
Escaping from an experimental research hospital run by his father, Gaara meets someone who can help. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Gaara, Shukaku - Complete
A Menagerie of Vices by Insomniac Owl reviews
The flowers outside look exactly as they had the day before. AU. - character death -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Immortalized by Nightshade Scribe reviews
Nerdanel contemplates her latest work. Including some fluffy Atar!Fëanor with little Maedhros.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Nerdanel, Fëanor - Complete
Shadowplay by NayanRoo reviews
In the underworld, deals are made and broken daily. When a family member returns to the city with an unexpected proposal, will it bring peace--or will it destroy them all? ItaNeji OroSasu MadaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,883 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Madara U.
Tightrope by hikachu reviews
This is what Johan likes the most about rooftops: being here feels almost like the end of his long journey will. Like the end of everything. His own Doomsday.
Monster - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Breaking Point by AngeloftheOdd reviews
Ever wondered what caused Sasuke to become so cold and repressed while in the Sound Village? It might have been more than just the curse mark... Total crack fic because hey I needed a laugh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Eternal by AngeloftheOdd reviews
Kabuto contemplates on what it means to be mortal. OroKabu, as usual.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Time Not Passed by niver reviews
In which Sasori learns that there is no need to wait for someone he does not need. /Orosaso/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasori - Complete
Caged by Kutsushita-Socks reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a legend in the halls of Otogakure, but brilliance comes at a price. Drabbleshot, Sasuke-centric. Almost OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The misadventures of Voldemort and his DeathEaters by kateandsomebooks reviews
Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Voldemort
Duplicity by Random Flapdoodle reviews
Reformatted. When Kabuto goes snooping where he shouldn't be, he finds something that he never expected...something that turns his fantasy to a nightmare. Rated for violence and a tiny bit of sexual content. Constructive criticism more than welcome!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
The Greatest Price by Nawyn reviews
After the kinslaying at Sirion, young Elrond is torn between loyalty to Elros and, of all things, a growing sympathy for Maglor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Glories by Insomniac Owl reviews
He kidded himself that this was love. [OroSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Look, Naruto, Look! by Zinjah reviews
Naruto is a ninja. Being a ninja is fun!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Another Man's Cage by Dawn Felagund reviews
During an ordinary year in Feanor's young family, motivations are revealed and events set into motion that explain their later history. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 372,936 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Blue Velvet and Rosewood by Insomniac Owl reviews
Some people won't let go of the dead. Sometimes they can't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Serpientes by Xenoglossy reviews
Three people Orochimaru seduced, and one he didn't. OroJira, OroTsu, OroKabu, OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Slipping Mortality by fiore777 reviews
From Orochimaru's PoV, of how the Second Great Shinobi War affected him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Covered Sun by NayanRoo reviews
The Hyuugas are one of three great powers in a city ruled by the underworld. Wanting a person eliminated, Neji is sent to make sure that it happens, with an unconventional payment method in mind. [OroNeji, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Orochimaru, Neji H. - Complete
Tales of Thanksgiving: A Drabble Collection by Dawn Felagund reviews
Series of fixed length ficlets written for friends and associates. I will try to post a new series daily for the month of December. Characters and topics vary but generally focus on the House of Finwe.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006
Strange Fortunes by Tehta reviews
Gondolin is at peace, and yet several of its citizens harbour resentments, ambitions, and unnatural desires. Much will be revealed in this comedy of errors starring Maeglin, Salgant, Glorfindel and Ecthelion. Slash, theoretical het. NEW: COMPLETE
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
Katabasis by Maeve Riannon reviews
Part III of my Míriel series. Indis the Fair also had guts.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Control by Insomniac Owl reviews
Such a small word. Such a small, tiny, insignificant word. But even small words have consequences, especially when they aren't liked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Red by Agent420 reviews
Sasuke wants to be beautiful. Vaguely ItaSasu, incredibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Fire by Blodeuedd reviews
Jealousy. A dead mother. Grief. Rebellion against the gods. Impetuosity. A binding vow. Betrayal. And three jewels that will change the fate of a people. Here is the life of Fëanor, from start to finish. Enjoy if you can. NOW COMPLETE.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 129,963 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
MY Silmaril! by Brave November reviews
The children of Amon Ereb invent a new game, to the dismay of the Sons of Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Some Say by Eraina reviews
Post book 7. Snape is good, but now he's dead, killed in the final battle of the wizarding war. Despite much controversy, a memorial was erected for him on the Hogwarts grounds...a very special memorial. In fact, some say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
He Never by Ujikofuda reviews
[Orochimaru x Kimimaro, OroKimi, ramble] Kimimaro never, ever complained through the good and the bad. Even to the point of death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro - Complete
OroSasu Archive by kajamiku reviews
A collection of fanfics written with the characters Orochimaru and Sasuke. Orochimaru x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U.
Silk by kajamiku reviews
Orochimaru plays with Sasuke like a doll, in more ways than one. OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dark Phoenix by Captain Evermind reviews
In my life, I have been many things. Servant of the Order, slave of the dark... Severus Snape is a pawn caught in a battle for supremacy between two masters. Post HPB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Hymn For The Things We Didn't Do by notanotherfanficauthor reviews
William Birkin is a man on the edge of madness, his final hour rapidly approaching, his genius giving way to insanity. How will he spend his last night on Earth? An angsty little oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
How to Lose Your Ears in Ten Days by YaoiKitten reviews
Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by soralia reviews
From humble beginnings to traitorous ends, in his own words Orochimaru relates his story, tracing the path to the betrayal of those he held most dear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Orochimaru
The Forsaken by Captain Evermind reviews
Takes place some time during the second age, after the fall of Morgoth. Galadriel chances upon a minstrel scarred by the touch of a hallowed Silmaril.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Little Kimimaro Has An Adventure by rallamajoop reviews
Once upon a time in a small cave in Mist Country there lived a little ninja called Kimimaro. Ep. 126 filler based silliness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Kimimaro - Complete
He by So Fyren Says reviews
The story of Eol, thrall of Angband, concerning his long imprisonment and his eventual escape. Updated: Chapters 8-10, in which Eol meets Morgoth.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 9/22/2003
Throwing Stones by Itarille reviews
The story of the childhood of Findis, daughter of Finwe.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2004
A Simple Bard Indeed by elvenwanderer reviews
In which Fingon confronts Maglor about Maedhros’ absence, and Maglor proves to be far more than a “simple bard.”
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
The Fall of the Lion by Ardeth Silvereni reviews
A look into the Willendorf court in the last weeks of Ottmar's reign - concluding with the Battle of the Last Stand - and Kain's attempts to reconcile his human past with his vampiric future.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Kain, Ottmar - Complete
Of Dreams, Delusions, and Demons by Silverthreads reviews
Severus Snape is found in a Muggle mental institution. He seems to be out of his mind. What next?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,954 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Star of Hope by Au-Zo reviews
Elrond worries Maglor while Elros drives Maedhros mad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Elrond
Wanderer by jilian baade reviews
A woman meets our favorite wandering elf on a beach A silmarillion based fic. Features Maglor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,180 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 2/22/2002
Awaiting by bagheera reviews
Zaphikel and Uriel, talking about loves lost and about second chances. Takes place before Vol. 1 . Spoiler Warning inside.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/13/2003
My Bible by Gwen3 reviews
The Bible according to me. Updated version. More coming as soon as I read some more of the real Bible.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
The Teacher's Pet by Werecat99 reviews
COMPLETE. A Potions Master with no sense of humor. A cat with an attitude and a naughty poltergeist. Oh the fun! Oh the horror!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Across Dark Waters by Zimraphel reviews
A look at Mandos, based partly on Greek mythology and Gypsy folklore, as Maeglin gets what's coming to him. Runner-up for the 2004 Mithril Awards, Best Silmarillion and Best Drama.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003
Sticks and Stones by PhantomTF reviews
Life as a double agent begins to take its toll on Snape. Can Harry really trust his most hated professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,669 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
One Stormy Night by Tinni reviews
One stormy night Elros and Elrond get up to find Maglor gone... please read and review since good or bad I love hearing peoples comments.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Elros, Elrond - Complete
Possession by Staggering Wood-Elf reviews
A dark tale of Nan Elmoth. Featuring Eöl, Aredhel and... someone else.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2003
Of Father and Son by Le Chat Noir reviews
Finwë, Indis, and young Fëanor, Fingolfin and Finarfin go out for a picnic in the woods; Fëanor and Fingolfin play a strategy game, and huh... it's a birthday-ficcy for Ithilwen. Yes, that's about it.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2003
Surrogate Jewels by AfterEver reviews
The fate of the Sons of Earendil. Begins at the third Kinslaying at Sirion. Alternating perspectives from Maglor and Maedhros- also features the Peredhil (not yet named Elrond and Elros).
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003
Come What May by Glorfindel's Girl reviews
Eol contemplates the path his son will take in life. Very poignant, and a very different perspective on Eol than what one usually sees.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Complete
Dissection of the Common WoodElf, Telerius galadh by bryn bnw reviews
Observation and Dissection of the Common Wood-Elf (Telerius galadh). Why do Elves glow? How does an Elf walk on snow? Methods of reproduction? It's Legolas as you've never seen him before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Legolas
A Very Fire by Deborah Judge reviews
On Fingolfin and Feanor. Chapter 11 - swords in Finwe's court. Warnings are in the author's note.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2002 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Fëanor
A Match With the Moon by Lady Jaida reviews
Tea-time. 3:45. Severus Snape receives poetry; Remus Lupin refuses to give up. Read and Review, you know you want to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Severus S., Remus L.
A Gutter Rat's Tale by Minnionette reviews
Swallowing his pride, Severus Snape reluctantly writes Harry Potter a very personal letter in which he explains not only his own past, but also the brutal history and ill-fated heritage of the Potter family. AU pre-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,998 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Spirits of Fire by Staggering Wood-Elf reviews
(Silm-fic) A young Fëanor celebrates his birthday with family and friends. Fluffy-type story featuring Indis, Fingolfin, Finarfin, Mahtan, Nerdanel and the ever-ignored Finwë.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/29/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Waters of Awakening by Cirdan reviews
Maglor is dwelling as a hermit. Elrond tries to convince him to depart on the last ship to the West but fails. Elladan and Elrohir show up later and also try to convince him to leave Middle Earth.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/12/2002
A Tale of Elrond and Celebrían by Nemis reviews
The story of Elrond and Celebrían. *finished* Stretching from the Second Age to the Fourth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,073 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Elrond
In the Fire of the Sun by alena reviews
Imprisoned in the Noldorin city, Eöl finally learns the truth about Aredhel.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
Green Eggs and Hamlet by CinClayr reviews
A rather humerous (and slightly twisted) dialog between Hamlet and his father's Ghost. PG for violence.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2002
Fathernames by Finch reviews
The naming of Elrond and Elros by Maglor, son of Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2002
Road Rage Kain by Kreliana reviews
Originally from Nosgothic Realm. What happens when Kain and his kids go on a family trip?
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2002 - Published: 2/10/2002
Butterbeer of literature by corneliusfudge reviews
A short piece on how the HPs were created. It's quite interesting!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2001
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Peculiar reviews
King Finwë is worried about Fëanor, and enlists the aid of Rúmil, a scholar, to try and help him understand his son.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,119 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Fëanor, Rumil, Finwë
Hard Times reviews
A black comedy set in a Hunter x Hunterverse recession, in which the Phantom Troupe are so hard up, they accept a job from the Zoldyck family to spy on Illumi at his Yorknew City townhouse. Easy money, right? [No OCs plus cracklicious plot equals ...profit?]
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Hisoka, Illumi Z., Gon F., Killua Z.
A Day in the Life reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Crazy reviews
Kabuto's having nightmares. Horrible, horrible nightmares...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Desire reviews
Sasuke-kun... you will bring me life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Orochimaru - Complete
Toy Soldier reviews
During the Great Shinobi War, an eleven year old genin from Amegakure meets the eleven year old Orochimaru in battle. Warning: possibly quite disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Rise reviews
Orochimaru, Sasuke, and a dream.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Oro's First Time reviews
His name is Jiraiya, and this is his story. It is 1975, the swinging seventies, and the Sannin are in their final year at the University of Konoha. Not that they're all that interested in studying. A birthday fic to celebrate the great snakey one himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Ritual reviews
On how Orochimaru acquired his first body...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Dreadful Story of Sasori & the Stolen Bananas reviews
Hyuuga Neji, psychiatrist extraordinaire, has a little trouble with one of his patients...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Neji H., Sasori - Complete
Touch reviews
Unable to sleep, Orochimaru watches Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Karma reviews
Result of a Karma prompt for a fanfiction contest. Short, twisted, creepy, nasty...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Oro chan reviews
One shot, written as a thank you for 100 reviews for A Day in the Life. Oro chan is a missing moment from that fic, but can easily be read on its own. In it, Chiyo comes to visit the home of a three year old Orochimaru and finds him a bit of a handful...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Birch Wood and Dragon Heartstring reviews
Greetings, potential readers! This is a Snape fic, but one with a twist. If you're still apprehensive then check out the reviews before you read. Don't be put off by the opening scene of chapter one, it's meant to be odd: like a dream. UPDATE: Ch. 10
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,432 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Severus S.
Halloween at Naruto's reviews
Naruto is throwing the BEST HALLOWEEN PARTY EVER, DATTEBAYO! and he's invited you to come along and watch as everything gets totally out of hand. Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Neji, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sasuke, Sakura, Lee, Gaara, Jiraiya & more! Update: CH.4
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Revelation I:I reviews
While on the hunt for the Ravenclaw Horcrux, in a secluded glade in the Forbidden Forest, Harry has a chat with Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In Esse In Perpetuum reviews
An idea for a Birkin fic that I've been playing around with for a while now. The lovely Leon S. Kennedy also plays a starring role. It's not too bad. You should try it out. UPDATE: What the hell? An update? Chapter Six: Wesker finally makes an appearance.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,418 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/26/2004
Summoning reviews
1943: A young Slytherin gets more than he bargained for in an experiment gone awry. The year should give you a little clue as to who stars in the fic (hint: Tom Riddle) As always with Riddle, it'll be quite a dark fic. Read at own risk. Disclaimer inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Voldemort
Get Splinched! reviews
This story is about, arguably, one of the most unfortunate varieties of misapplied charm-work - splinching! - detailing the day Remus Lupin was accidentally splinched and how his friends, James Potter and Frank Longbottom helped him out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Remus L., James P.
Great, Dirty, Indigo Lizards reviews
This is the story following Remus Lupin and Sirius Black's adventures as bored, seventeen year-olds, freshly graduated from Hogwarts on a week-long, hallucinogenic drug-fuelled bender. More details inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What Would You See? reviews
AN UPDATE? How strange! A series of short stories - (so far) featuring each main character - telling of their distressing, shocking and (occasionally) amusing, encounters with the Mirror of Erised. Chapter 11: It's a surprise. Find out for yourself!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,561 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Severus S., Severus S.
Spare a Thought for the Slytherin reviews
A short festive story by Ada Kensington starring Severus Snape, with a slightly different slant to it, telling us why he likes the Christmas period...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
Another Day at the Grindstone reviews
William Birkin doesn't always get on with his colleagues...
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2002
A Visit From Old King Hamlet reviews
Parody of Clement C. Moore's Visit From St. Nicholas
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
Interview 584 903 849 771 Group Ydky15: Gonerill reviews
Old as hell.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/21/2002
Sarky reviews
Second-to-oldest, and therefore also old as hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2002 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Severus S.
The Order of Draconis reviews
Oldest, and therefore older than hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2001 - Published: 5/14/2001 - Severus S., Remus L.
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