the7bells
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Joined 09-26-04, id: 678127
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Young Wizards, and Lord of the Rings.

Alright guys, I couldn't stay away. I've come back, and already, reposting 25, it makes me happy, especially from my oh-so-kind reviewers. I treasure every one, and reread them when I need a pick-me-up. Now, my homepage needs some explaining, no? Well, basically, I'm an anti-Sue writer. So are all those people in the Yahoo!group I'm in. If you are too, feel free to drop by. But watch out for us. We're sort of off our rockers. :) Enjoy the fics!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Down_With_the_Sues/

Wow, Valar, this is boring. So I shall now fill it with stuffs! YAY!

Name: MSM/the7bells

Favorites: Bell in the Old Kingdom Triliogy: BELGAER! MUAHAHAHAHA

Book: GAH! YOU WANT ME TO CHOOSE! DAMN YOU! HP is okay, don't get me wrong, but there's so much better...cuddles OKT and HDM (His Dark Materials) LotR is definatly up there. Artemis Fowl, YW, errrrrr...THE BELGARIAD! And the Mallorean.

CD: Bah again. All I can say is I like Musicals. Current fave: Chicago

Group: > Green Day, Linkin Park, and Evanescence are the big ones.

Chat: YIM the7bells2002 State your name.

ff.net author: WWM, CRC, andMari...And Jules, if SHE EVER UPDATES! shakes fist And TGG

>> Anyways

Tolkien Species: HOBBIT!

Characters: Pippin, Silk/Velvet, Hermione, hmmmm. Sam's an idiot, but he's nice. AND HE WEILDS BELGAER, if I member correctly, and then HDM Pan. Pan all the way. We heart Pantalaimon...And Artemis Fowl, its Foaly.

what else...hmmmmmmm

Catagory: Humor. pokes stories And I've done spoofs exclusive for DwtS. Maybe one day, they'll get here. snort I'd have to sneak em in.

"I would be worried that the Hobbit killed them and disposed of the bodies, if I had even the slightest suspicion that she was capable of it." How could you Mel! DOUBTING THE COOL HOBBIT! XD

"She beamed. "Can I come?" Crazy, crazy Hobbit girl. Too much pipeweed, that’s my theory. And not the medicinal kind. I cannot possibly imagine any other feasible reason this girl has for coming with us. " is not on drugs

Cordially,

MSM, senior member of Down_with_the_Sues, esteemed Evil Genius of IMSGSET, Genius Extraordinairre, and Science Freak of the SS

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What The? by Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS reviews
The crew of Young Wizards have stumbled across the path of a very bored, very hyper author. What will happen to them and their sanity? A mini-chapter 12 has been added on a whim. A new insatiable internet feud has been created. Read to find out more.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,188 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/15/2002
101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Ashly Potter reviews
For reasons unknown, one girl stands in the Deatheater house with a list of 101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort and a demand to set them to work. But with other Deatheaters (including some guy named Adam) in the way, it could be difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
SURVEY TIME by Christina B reviews
CHP 19 FINALLY UPHave you ever taken one of those annoying surveys on the web? What will happen when the Harry Potter gang fills out one?- ON HIATUS-UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,850 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Complete
Marauders Generation 2 by The Werewolf Mage reviews
AU. Peter is in Azkaban, Sirius, James, and Lily are alive. Follow the adventures of their kids, and Moony's, through Hogwarts. For references, read The Werewolf Mage's works.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Twins of Terror 2: Home Turf by CoalTrain reviews
HPLOTR Sequel to Twins of Terror. Fred and George find themselves back at Hogwarts—with one small problem. Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas are with them. Now they must find a way to send them back without losing their reputation at Hogwarts in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - George W.
Perfect World by Tuckers-Ghostly-Girl-xD reviews
SAM! No, please no I could have saved her! I could have stopped this from happening! But I didn't... Danny's POV on some Chapters This has unexpectedly become a story.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Hogwarts: Our Favourites by arx512 reviews
Surveys are doing the rounds at Hogwarts trouble is, trying to get your hands on one! Ahh, its been over a year... C19 is coming though!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,835 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004
The Bet by The Werewolf Mage reviews
It's seventh year. James and Sirius have a bet going on: to see who can get a date with Lily or Gen first. Who'll win? (Rating and Genre may change).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
The Curse Of The Fluffy Bunnies by Creepy-Gollum reviews
The Second War has begun and the Death Eaters along with Voldemort have numerous unimportant problems unaware of the fact that a terrible curse is upon them...sequel to Sadistic Stars And Fluffy Bunnies Yes totally AU, I decided not to follow the HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
2963 Going On 40 by MeliusAritara reviews
FINISHED! Hermoine wants to know what the trio will look like in their 40's, she and Harry work on a long spell, only to have Ron burst in at a crucial point, talking about a muggle book with 'that fellowship', chaos ensues. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Pen Pals by DragoNorgard reviews
Ginny's reactions when she first writes in Tom's diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Twins of Terror by CoalTrain reviews
HPLOTR Planning a prank, Fred and George knock into a tapestry that they’ve never seen before. Instantly they are taken to Rivendell…and it meets its worst nightmare as Fred and George compete with twin lords to take the top prankster spot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004 - George W. - Complete
Note Passing Can Be Fun by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The Marauders and a few friends of my own invention are bored during all their classes and decide to pass notes. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 24,578 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Complete
Erised means Desire by TheLittleFreak reviews
And what do they desire? Let's find out! I, the Author, delve deep(ok, not so deep for some) into the psyche of HP characters with the help from everyone's favorite Mirror. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005
Certified Psycopath by CentaurFirenze reviews
Lucius Malfoy seeks counseling for Voldemort, and we get to peek at the Shrinks notes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Voldemort
Of Magic and Mayhem by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
AF x HP In which War is declared between Wizards and Fairies, Artemis Fowl manipulates, Juliet is 'Fwoopered', Hermione is righteous, Holly can't plan, McGonagall is melodramatic, Dorian Grey is in love with Lenore, and Butler is seiged by Paparazzi.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,656 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Artemis F., Butler
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch by Christina B reviews
CHAPTER 5 UP When Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins switch bodies they must try to find a way back. Will they succeed? And what part does Voldemort play in this? You will have to read to find out! LOTRHP Crossover- ON HIATUS- UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Harry P., Frodo B. - Complete
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Sirius One TRUE daughter reviews
All those Sirius’ daughter Sues, this is the only TRUE daughter. Note the parody genre. one shot. Stupid and pointless!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Running forever reviews
The trios thoughts as they chase after the Urukhai. Very short, first of three SHORT chapters. I mean short. No true cannon, and ehhem I have read the books. Thus, parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005
25 reviews
Yes, I am not giving up. And I've come back. Read before you judge it, and if you don't like it, have fun telling me so. But from previous reviews BEFORE it was taken down, there weren't too many of them. Stuff not to do in the world of Harry Potter. Ra
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Sanity Hangs by a Thread reviews
A brief vignette on Pippin and Merry's childhood. No SLASH! eww...that's just wrong...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
OC games reviews
Yes, this is a oneshot. I wrote it for Lit, but it's an OC family my friend and I made, except for Sirius, who I give to JK. But, no plagerism for lit. vv Ah well. And if you delete this, I'm afraid there was not mention of it in your vague guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Complete
When Mary sues Attack! reviews
I’m sure some of you know of the dreaded Mary Sues, for those of you who have no idea what one is, definition inside. So, seeing as they haven’t truly invaded the YW world yet, the characters from Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter decided to take refuge
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005
Holidays at Hogwarts reviews
What are holidays at Hogwarts like? Marauders 7th year, first day on the train, will get better at Christmas. R&R.I shall update if you do...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005
Weird Al, Sirius Style reviews
Pretty much Sirius has gotten it into his head that he wants to spoof songs like Weird Al...but he isn't very good. Lil Bunny Foo Foo up! Any show-tune song suggestions? I ish open for any suggestions, tell me in your REVIEW! (hint hint) Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Sirius B.