M. Elizabeth Ravensblood
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Joined 09-27-04, id: 678305
Author has written 33 stories for Profiler.
Details on my work can be found at my live journal. Presently I have a website in the works to host my work. Primarily I write Skewed Profiler Romance, Jack/Samantha. Though I do have in the works a little Spuffy and some Hannibal/Clarice. Reviews are appreciated, flames are not.
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B in Heat by SilverWolf47 reviews
Another Denzel fic. This was a Christmas gift for a friend, empty marrow. JackSamantha with implied GrantFrannie. Warning, there's adult content. And if you don't like those pairings, don't read, you won't like this. Denzel's POV.
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Alpha Male by SilverWolf47 reviews
A short JackSamantha story I wrote for M Elizabeth Ravensblood's one year writing anniversary. Told from the POV of Denzel, Angel's German Shepherd.
Profiler - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Quid pro quo by RipperBlackstaff reviews
Le VCTF piétine sur une enquête. Jack a la solution. Evidemment, tout a un prix. Et qui paie ? Samantha, bien sûr. Skewed romance.
Profiler - Rated: T - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
It's a Wonderful Knife by Robin Nance reviews
Jack wishes he never existed...then gets his wish. I wrote this a good 2 years ago and the humor's a bit dated, but it's still one of my favorites. And hey, it's Christmas. *G*
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/19/2000
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Journey To Love reviews
Altering the end of Las Brisas. Jack doesn't kidnap Samantha, but instead leads her on a journey she'll never forget. Skewed Believer Romance
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Reflected In His Eyes reviews
During Modus Operandi, Samantha realizes she's about to fall and Jack brings her rose instead of Coop with interesting results. Warning there is a character death outside of Jack and Samantha. This is for the January Turn Up The Heat Fanfiction Challenge
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Protected and Serviced reviews
Takes place post Otis,CA and before Las Brisas. Circumstances bring Samantha back to Otis and too many drinks put her in the arms of a certain sheriff... Skewed Believer Romance between Sam and Jack
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Otis Heat reviews
While in Otis, CA Jack of all Trades and Samantha Waters are trapped in her father's secret laboratory and things heat up between them. Skewed Believer Pairing of Jack and Samantha
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Trial By Marriage reviews
While engaged, Sam had an affair. Chloe is sick now and only her true father can save her. But at what cost. Skewed Romance.
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004
Ravishment Of The Rose reviews
In her darkest hour, Samantha accidentally discovers Sheriff Ed's true identity and learns that an enemy can become her greatest ally. After Otis and before Las Brisas. Warning, deals with rape.
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
Grave Mistake reviews
Skewed Believer story pairing Jack and Samantha. Following Reunion, Samantha regrets killing Jack. But when she goes to his mother's house to try and make peace with herself, she makes a discovery...
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Portrait Of Love reviews
Jack and Samantha cross paths at a museum gala when a strange twist of fate sends them back to the 1700's. Skewed romance set outside of canon.
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,192 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
A Single Rose reviews
Implied Skewing. Coming home early on his wedding anniversary, Tom Waters makes a disturbing discovery.
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
The Right Move reviews
Skewed Believer pairing of Jack and Samantha. At the end of Shadow Of Angels Pt 2, Samantha goes for a walk and meets up with Jack who's moving into his new lair.
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
Sweet Surrender reviews
Response to Ides Challenge at Profiler Fans. A friend's betrayal leads to the ultimate surrender. Skewed romance pairing Jack-Of-All-Trades and Samantha Waters. COMPLETE
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Complete
Lungs Of A 17 Year Old reviews
In response to the Profiler Fans Ides Betrayal Challenge. Betrayal cuts deep and close to home for Bailey Malone. Takes place post Reunion, Sam was never found and Jack was never killed. Implied Jack and Samantha. COMPLETE
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Death Of Innocence reviews
Jack's early life and how he met Samantha. The story follows pre-canon and goes through Reunion. Skewed romantic pairing of Jack and Samantha. COMPLETE.
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Complete
The Alpha and Omega of Betrayal reviews
From the start, Jack had betrayed Sharon. When she betrays him to try and win his love, Sharon discovers there is more to Sam than meets the eye. Answer to Profiler Fans Ides Challenge- COMPLETE Pairings: Jack and Sharon, Jack and Samantha Skewed Roman
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
Dreams of Delerium reviews
Samantha's death shatters Jack and leaves him a broken man. This is very angsty and sad. COMPLETE.
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Life After Death reviews
When Sam kills Jack, she is haunted by his memory, but finds consolation in a small gift he left behind.
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete
The Rose Tattoo reviews
John Grant can't deal with physical imperfection in Sam when she's sick and she finds happiness with Jack.
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete
On The Rocks reviews
Bailey and Sam have been going out for a while, but his love of the bottle sends her into Jack's arms. COMPLETE
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete
Introduction To Love reviews
At Valentines, Jack and Samantha are signed up against their will at a dating service and fall in love. Skewed Pairing- COMPLETE
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Scraps Of Sleep reviews
Fluffy piece for Skewed Readers about Jack, Samantha, and a stuffed puppy. Not intended to be taken seriously, just fun and silly.
Profiler - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Complete
Ratso's Tale reviews
In It Cuts Both Ways, when Jack and Sharon are in New Orleans there is a shot of a rat in the street. Later in the series, Jack had Ratso. This is Ratso's Tale of how he made a new life with Jack, from Ratso's POV.
Profiler - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Complete
Kiss From A Rose reviews
After Tom's Death, Jack deals with Samantha's disappearance and finds the will to wait for her return.
Profiler - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? reviews
New Years Eve unites our Skewed couple JackSamantha for a kiss and perhaps more...
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
Let It Snow! reviews
Jack and Samantha entertain John and Bailey at the holidays. Skewed romantic romp, character death warning.
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
The Christmas Ornament reviews
Before the show's canon. Samantha shops for a Christmas ornament and meets Jack. They share a passionate night and find love. Skewed Romance.
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
Their First Christmas Together reviews
Samantha has a holiday nightmare and ensures that some dreams don't come true. JackSamantha skewed romance, very dark, character death.
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Secret Guilty Pleasures reviews
On Saturday Morning our favorite Skewed pair is unaware that they have the same secret indulgence.
Profiler - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Skewed Holiday Cookie reviews
John attends Christmas at the Trades household. Very Skewed.
Profiler - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
A Holiday Affair reviews
When Samantha accidently shoots Jack, she captures Jill and chases after Jack. Skewed Romance- JackSamantha takes place during Season 2 episodes Old Acquaintance and Jack Be Nimble. WIP
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 10/18/2004
The Otis Engagement reviews
Immediately after Otis, Samantha feels uneasy about the upcoming trial and sets off for Otis where she discovers Sheriff Ed is Jack. Skewed Romance
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004
Group Therapy reviews
Jack and the VCTF work out their differences in group therapy. This is a slightly skewed one shot that popped into my head last night.
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Complete
Cereal Killer reviews
Anytime, Jack and Samantha have been happily together for sometime when she learns what Jack really is. Short fluffy nonsense, just for fun.
Profiler - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Obsessions reviews
Jack pursues his Samantha. Crossover with Buffy, occurs shortly after Profiler Season 3 "Otis, CA" and Buffy Season 5 "Out Of My Mind" Skewed Romance.
Profiler - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004