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Call me Nixie.

Hello, everybody! It's been a while since I logged on to my account here at Fanfiction, but let me tell you it's good to be back.

I have changed pen names over the years. You may have known me as Auburn Arafura or Neonix.

I'm majoring in Computer Science, and I am rather fond of gaming. You'll find me playing VaLVE games most of all. Recently I've taken a liking to the Assassin's Creed series as well.

I love writing, and I hope to start someday in this site, once I have time to do it.

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,908 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 7,911 - Follows: 8,665 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 374,483 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hayate G., Rin, Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 526,677 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 449,942 - Reviews: 7471 - Favs: 7,005 - Follows: 6,710 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,931 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 3/5/2012
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,836 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 3,885 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Game Mechanics: Respawn by Hobbithearted reviews
The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,885 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Medic, Engineer, Spy
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 932,944 - Reviews: 7445 - Favs: 7,922 - Follows: 7,159 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14017 - Favs: 17,142 - Follows: 14,618 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reign of the Serpent by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. Salazar Slytherin once left Hogwarts in disgrace, vowing to return. He kept his word. A thousand years later he rules Wizarding Britain according to the principles of blood purity, with no end to his reign in sight. The spirit of rebellion kindles slowly, until the green-eyed scion of a broken House and a Muggleborn genius with an axe to grind unite to set the world ablaze.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,289 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30213 - Favs: 16,553 - Follows: 14,522 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pentagrams and Pomegranates by Gabi-hime reviews
It's all well and good to promise to honor and protect someone, but the devil's in the details. Hieronymous Grabiner marries Amoretta Suzerain with the intention of protecting her from a family servitor. Little does he know that the manus is the least of her problems.
Magical Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 379,423 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Damien R., Professor H. Grabiner
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,568 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 4,819 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 5,277 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 5,132 - Follows: 5,272 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,138 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 5,109 - Follows: 6,399 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5239 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3366 - Favs: 6,830 - Follows: 7,114 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,720 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 4,802 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4268 - Favs: 6,022 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 3,817 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 4,847 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 10,091 - Follows: 11,595 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,830 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 3,014 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
One Chance by chica blanca reviews
Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,731 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sasuke U.
Though A Bird Can't Fly, That Doesn't Mean It Never Will by Phalanx reviews
What might have been if Kuina had survived her fall down the dojo stairs. She and Zoro strive to become the greatest swordsman in the world, allegiances and promises notwithstanding. Chapter 18 (Season 2): As Smoker's crew begins to regather, a disturbing directive suddenly arrives from Ennies Lobby...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Zoro, Kuina
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 3,765 - Follows: 4,799 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 5,170 - Follows: 3,951 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
To Thaw a Heart by justcallmefaye reviews
He was invisible; she was isolated. But maybe, just maybe, neither of them had to be alone. Jack/Elsa.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Kitsune by EmptySurface reviews
When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 3,166 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6879 - Favs: 8,661 - Follows: 6,681 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3271 - Favs: 4,436 - Follows: 4,451 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10119 - Favs: 10,011 - Follows: 7,095 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Experiments in Empathy by Paradox Jast reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 6,219 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 3,909 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 9,040 - Follows: 4,511 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 4,295 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Choices by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. In a war, there are always sides, and choices must be made. Some choices are easy. Others, not so much.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Difference of Opinion by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. Things get explosive when Harry breaks the bad news. All Harry can think is: why me?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Auburn and Gold by Aurelia Astralis reviews
A Chunin kunoichi from Konoha dies from elemental chakra poisoning during the Fourth Shinobi World War, only to be given a opportunity of a lifetime: the chance to change everything. Time Travel, AU, slow-paced, Tenten-centric. Chapter 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,975 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Tenten
The Color Wheel by Aurelia Astralis reviews
A series of one-shots based on the story "Auburn and Gold," separated into four arcs. Time travel, AU. Arc I, Childhood: Maroon, Tiger, Sunshine, Jade, Indigo, Irises, Lipstick.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Tenten
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. (The Great Grammar Clean-Up Edit of 2012-13 is In Progress.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Rewritten by Paradox Jast reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 5,264 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2862 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It's Been Fun by TheSecretHeart reviews
Fix-It-Felix Jr. has known Ralph for thirty years, and never before has he seen Ralph look at someone the way he looks at Vanellope.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,041 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3915 - Favs: 10,872 - Follows: 10,221 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
The Fire Shadow of Fairy Tail by Paradox Jast reviews
War is hell. It took a while, but Naruto finally understood Pain's words. However, the war becomes the least of his worries when he is brutally thrust from his homeland into the great unknown. Welcome to Earthland. Population: Mages. Nin nin! Naruto x Erza, Naruto x Ultear?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,864 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Troublesome Fate by fringeperson reviews
Life hadn't been all that great for the nearly-forty-year-old Nara Shikamaru, not bad, but not great. Suddenly faced with the unwanted opportunity to do it over again though, well, he was a genius. Only an idiot would pass up such an opportunity, however unwanted it was. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 234 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by Saffronica612 reviews
In which alternate timelines and the one thing Loki hates the most forces said God of Mischief to examine himself and draw help from the most interesting sources, namely, one by one, the Avengers. Morality, Loki evilness, Loki redemption, lots of feels, various apocalypses, and guaranteed to be not what you're expecting.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,154 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 283 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3210 - Favs: 8,908 - Follows: 8,790 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 3,551 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Out of the Shadows by AlphaEph19 reviews
Shikamaru went to great lengths to avoid reaching his potential. But what if he had to choose between avoiding trouble, and growing strong to protect his friends? From out of the shadows, a new light will appear. Starts canon, ends very AU. *COMPLETE* *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,186 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Aftermath by b7-kerravon reviews
Megamind took a real pounding from Tighten in the last battle. Where does a blue alien go for treatment? Can Metro City just 'forgive and forget' all his crimes after a single act of redemption? Chp 10 up finally
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,816 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Homecoming by kalirush reviews
Ten years after the series, Al brings his family home to Resembool. Ed/Winry, Al/Mei, Royai, brotherly love, fluff, politics, and a few terrible implications. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,223 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Two Idiots Tied to Chairs by kalirush reviews
Ed and Ling get kidnapped. T for Ed swearing at Ling.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
Sarcasm Still Valid by pirate kit reviews
You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,184 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
She Likes Bugs by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. The colourful bug came and sacrificed himself to seal her into an infant bug. This infant bug was a boy, and he was now her responsibility. Just as well she liked bugs really. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,170 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Shino A. - Complete
The Last Human by Ruby Sword reviews
Following Princess Bubblegum's unexpected marriage to a stranger, a seventeen year old Finn decides to move on from his heartbreak by trying to discover the truth about his heritage, and if he is, in fact, the last of his kind. Finn's POV.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
The Past is the Present by almne reviews
Toothless had a bond with Hiccup that was unusual even among the Vikings and their dragons. Centuries later, that bond still pulls at him. Not Romance
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,329 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Toothless
The Uzumaki Tag Company by Alastor Maelgwyn reviews
Genesis. The beginning of a new era, built upon the foundations of old. The future is uncertain, but an enlightened mind feels no fear. Pure creation. Pure destruction. Such is the new path of Team Seven. Team-Centric, Fuuinjutsu Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U.
The Prince in Armor by kalirush reviews
Mei Chang was fourteen when Alphonse Elric first came to the court of Xing. She was sixteen the first time he kissed her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Alphonse E., Mei Chang - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 4,549 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
I'm on Your Team by EveroneIsRight reviews
She soon learned that no one trusted Spies, even the other Spies. She didn't blame them. Her class was about nothing but mystery and deceit. No, the worst part of it all was being female. TF2. Fem-Spy OC. T for language & references. Please rate & review.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,273 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Spy - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Brave New World by May Wren reviews
Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,551 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 4,585 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Finn and Marceline by Planet Cool reviews
Jake experiences jealousy and loneliness after Finn starts spending more time with Marceline.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,478 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Finn, Marceline A.
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 4,788 - Follows: 1,736 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Supernova by ThriLLer89 reviews
"Several people believed we had been 'fooling around' since last year, others believed that I pitied Helga. That rumor annoyed me." AxH
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,200 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Arnold, Helga, Wolfgang - Complete
In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Why Couldn't It Be A Lottery? by almne reviews
Hiccup's newest students aren't the easiest to deal with. Neither is he. Sequel to A Downed Dragon is a Dead Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Diary Howl Of The Eternal Trainer by RadarRun reviews
In which pokemon-world logic is taken way too far. The trainer from every game tells you the pokemon story in the manner of a Lovecraftian narrator. Warning: extreme gore follows.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 10,245 - Follows: 11,758 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 692 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Damsel by Grandiose Me reviews
Roxanne had thought, after the Titan Incident was done and over, that she was finished with that whole 'getting kidnapped' thing.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Made To Be Weapons by Revlid reviews
It's an age-old question; where do zanpaktou spirits come from? The truth is stranger than many would believe, as Soul Society is an afterlife for more worlds than ours alone. Series of one-shots.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Fragments by kiraiakuma reviews
Every ending is a new beginning, and often the endings of different stories come together for a new one. But this one might have some rather worrying implications for the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,358 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 292 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 7,252 - Follows: 4,176 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Replacements by LithiumDoll reviews
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Military Intelligence by RadarRun reviews
The Battle of the Sexes, shotguns and ten-dollar petunias, now in one handy-dandy package!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Soldier, Pyro - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have published a completely original story as an e-book with this same title, do not be alarmed.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Stitch in Time by Pluma Desatada reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 6,214 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Forgive by Luki Dimension reviews
A thoughtless comment made by Snotlout makes Hiccup doubt the friendship he has with Toothless.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Happy Dust by Jay2645 reviews
I was let out of the funny farm to make people wearing the other color happy with my happy dust. They dance and sing and then they fall asleep from exhaustion. I'm being paid to make people happy. I'm so happy they let me out of the funny farm.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Pyro
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8073 - Favs: 15,121 - Follows: 6,464 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Downed Dragon is a Dead Dragon by almne reviews
Post movie, NOT A DEATHFIC. Hiccup and Toothless are invincible in the air. But if they lost their prosthetics, how strong would they be?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,750 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 315 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The End Of Dustbowl by RadarRun reviews
Servers wear down. Subscribers lose interest. But what will happen in Dustbowl whenever Team Fortress 2 finally closes down?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mangekyō Sharingan by Wingwyrm reviews
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,858 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14313 - Favs: 7,384 - Follows: 5,587 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 698 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 303 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Letter To The Manufacturer by Alexis Seven reviews
SUBJECT: Parachute Malfunction
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Callipygian Exposition by SpaceAnJL reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
RED Vs BLU by Charlett reviews
Various short stories starring various members of RED and BLU. Some can be funny, others are serious. Still others can scare you, but the one thing they all are is entertaining. Chapter 23 UP. Scout/? Centric: The Hobbit
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10681 - Favs: 6,117 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2504 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
The Pon Farr Paradigm by Nocturnias reviews
Sheldon thinks he is going through a pon farr and decides he must mate. Sheldon/Penny FRIENDSHIP, not romance. If you do not know what pon farr is, you need to watch the classic Star Trek episode "Amok Time."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Like the Back of My Hand by Juupitrie reviews
Hinata knows Naruto like the back of her hand, so she's surprised and secretly smug when he challenges her to a game of 'who knows who best'. NarutoXHinata one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Oasis by Nugar reviews
They couldn't break her spirit, so they killed her mind. Dark themed but mostly hopeful/happy. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Fabrications by skywalker05 reviews
GlaDOS said, "I do not think you understand the gravity of the situation." But he did understand. Because along with being an Aperture Science employee, he was her father.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
The Incompetent Matchmakers by Shtuff reviews
The entire mess started with a brilliant idea. At least, according to Lieutenant Jean Havoc it was brilliant. Sergeant Major Kain Fuery begged to differ. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 740 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 559 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 7,304 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The World by aznillusion183 reviews
Welcome to The World, 'Roronoa Zoro.' Omake: Shichibukai Special. Omake chapter for ohlordies!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,066 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Zoro, Tashigi - Complete
Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews
A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4949 - Favs: 4,507 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 192 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just Like the Movies by Wutruffbeest reviews
A story largely from Zoey's perspective as she experiences the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Zoey - Complete
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 187 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 4,275 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Awkward by Pointy Objects reviews
A collection of one-shots focusing on that special time in every young person's life...when you generally have no idea what's going on. Enjoy!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,367 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 927 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Final Betrayal by AstroKender reviews
Finding One Piece, the Straw Hats leave the Grand Line and return to the the East Blue. But history seems determined to repeat itself, and for the second time in twenty five years Loguetown finds itself hosting the trial of Pirate King. Now Complete!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,487 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Personalized Getaway by Saint Dezzie reviews
You are in a Marine warzone. Luffy has just finished fighting the main opponent but you're the only one that can save him. No Beginner's Luck, no special aid, no Devil's Fruit powers. Just you, reader: the new crewmember.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Luffy - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Captain and the Navigator by MidnightUnderMoonlight reviews
The solution was as obvious and clear as day: take out the captain and the navigator, and the Straw Hats shall fall. L&N.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
An Honest Mistake by dave-d reviews
Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 282 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time Travel for Beginners by Sakiku reviews
Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
The Chance by elle6778 reviews
Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 459 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
The Downside of Aging Potions by ShineMoon reviews
One minute, he's pouring Aging Potion into a cauldron for a powerful, yet mysterious, potion. The next, Snape is on the floor with robes three sizes to big. Can he learn the ohso dramatic ways of being 17 again with the help from his favorite Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,079 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Year with Q by Morena Evensong reviews
Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 154,373 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Q
Mungo Gorsson and the Room of Obvious Truths by Cuaglar reviews
The sequel to Mungo Gorsson and the Several Stoned Sorcerors, the Scottish Hufflepuff returns to deal with dementors, Animagi, and pumpkins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005
Dreams of Demons by PurpleMoon3 reviews
sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 124 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
An Arnold Visits Arnie essay by HeyArnoldfan reviews
This is an essay someone wrote about the episode Arnold Visits Arnie. I didn't write this, and don't know who did, so I take no credit for this whatsoever. Whoever wrote it expressed exactly what I got out of the episode. I hope you enjoy it!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 256 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Beautiful Day by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 220 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Journal of a Genius by Aralka reviews
On the outside, a lazy genius. What is he like on the inside? Shikamaru's thoughts, feelings and everything. Possible cursing, spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Shikamaru N.
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 198 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9702 - Favs: 12,667 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Arnold's Couch Confessions by DarthRoden76 reviews
My sequel to the Hey Arnold! Episode Helga On The Couch. This time, it's Arnold's turn to talk! Revised! Enjoy!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 604 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weapons Cast Away by Gigabomb reviews
Kimimaro x Tenten, canon. On a training journey following the finals of the Chuunin Exams, Tenten comes upon a boy in a field, and in the process gains an unexpected training partner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Kimimaro, Tenten - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Deus ex machina by todd fan reviews
One Shot I can't even begin to explain what this is. It's a Forge POV thing, sort of Forge on Forge, I think. Yeah.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Forge - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Serenade by kimi no vanilla reviews
There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Chess, Chips and Flowergirls by Chevira Lowe reviews
Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Mungo Gorsson and the Several Stoned Philosophers by Cuaglar reviews
The second book from the eyes of a Scottish Hufflepuff! Follow Mungo as he encounters ambition, margerine, flying lessons, and the final encounter with the Basilisk That's right, the Basilisk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Xciting New Worlds by SiriuslyPadfoot12 reviews
Melody THOUGHT she was normal, but when Mystique crashes through her window she finds otherwise. Now, with three other new mutants, she joins the Institute. But, just as she starts to fit in, murder strikes and all the clues point to her. Who really was
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 10/29/2003
The Aniwizard Adventures 2: Wizards and Controller by SiriuslyPadfoot12 reviews
The Yeerks don't take defeat lying down, and they're up to something. They've developed a weapon that can take a wizard's magic, and only the Aniwizards and Animorphs can stop them! But havoc ensues when one of their own looses their magical powers...
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,781 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P.
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/19/2005
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Silver Bells by Heidi Patacki reviews
An ArnoldHelga Christmas story. It's Christmas in Hillwood, and Arnold has fallen for Helga, who is stressing over family issues. When a misunderstanding sends her into the arms of danger, Arnold is determined to rescue her.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/8/2004
Boys Never Learn by Kailoa reviews
Sequel to "Sirius's Top Ten". Sirius and James strike up another contest before the start of 7th year, but this time it's Sirius who'll be in for a surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,999 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Princes, Scarecrows, and Pirates by sharingank reviews
Masquerade, anyone? It's official: there's going to be a costume party in Konoha! Will Shikamaru, our reluctant hero, survive such an ordeal? Hold on, Shika! It's going to be a crazy ride! COMPLETE! YAHOO!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Home Cooking by Otter reviews
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But Helga can't cook. Or can she? Take one cup comedy, add a spoonful of drama, and a dash of romance. Then overheat like Helga's imagination!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,703 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2002
Missing Pieces by Poison Ivory reviews
An epic story, with kidnappings, fatal attraction, long-lost relatives, legendary treasures...oh, and a little love between our favorite blondes (no, not Simmons and Nadine...EW). THE END...the epilogue is up!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,949 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 3/2/2002
A Letter For Helga by Otter reviews
Teenage Helga gets a letter from a long lost friend.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2001
Christmas in Brooklyn by Heidi Patacki reviews
" ... She was still Helga and he was still Arnold: the enemies, the lovers, the eternal paradox..."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,308 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000