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Joined 09-27-04, id: 678505
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Howdy! OK, here's the deal- you read my fics and I'll love you forever! Here's a bit of history, and if you don't like Binns style ranting I suggest you go straight onto the stories. Still there? Right here goes:

I was cursed at birth. Really. Want proof? My initials are KFC. The K is for Kathryn (call me Katie!), although my mum wanted to call me Ishbell-Morag. The place I call home is a damp patch of England called Leicester, which got itself into a book of the worst places to live (we're most famous for pork pies - we even have a library shaped like one and a roundabout named the pork pie roundabout, and that's the official name, not just a joke one). I'm doing my A-levels at the mo (its fun, fun all the way in the land of Kate). Nicknames; large elbows (they're NOT! How can you have fat elbows anyway?), Katerini roof orchestra. Don't ask. My dreams; to travel the world, be a doctor, and for Sirius (we're on first name terms) to be real (looking like Johnny Depp with a smattering of Keaneau Reeves type intensity and Colin Farrell bad-boyness).

I take a break and look at the small group of people in front of me. Most are asleep. Hmm, never mind. I will continue regardless.

My preferred ships: RW/HG (offers great variety), HP/GW (I can see them together although to be honest I'm a little bored of this pairing), HP/LL (for a happy ending), HP/DM (I generally find these fics very well written, although I don't think I could pull it off myself), HG/FW (they say opposites attract), HG/DM (they make a sexy couple), HG/SB (at first I thought this was just wrong, but reading Lost and Found (see my faves page) converted me - there's def chemistry there!). I can also see HG loving HP but not having her feelings reciprocated. I'm actually open to almost anything, as long as its well written.

Fun fact: I love P.Ss.

And I'll have three scrolls of parchment on that for next lesson please.

P.S Just a note to all the world: Be happy!

P.P.S khamsin is ancient egyptian for sandstorm.


Hello! Just a quick note to say I am sorry about the abysmal lack of updates, I haven't given up with The End or Monster Mash, and the next chapter of MM is half finished. I'm also toying with a new obsession with the infrastructure of the Slytherin house ('Eve' was just the result of a random artistic moment, and will tie in with the stories I'm developing in this theme). I've also written quite a bit of a new fic, but I'm not going to post till after my exams this summer. On top of all this I've got a rip-roaring, sweaty and fun tropical island adventure in the works (the madness, tis here... )

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Harry Potter and the Eye of the Storm by Jane99 reviews
My take on sixth year. No doubt it's stuffed full of fanfic cliche, but I can promise you no Mary-Sues, no long-lost twin sisters and no foreign exchange students.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 143,710 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 6/11/2004
Those Forgotten by ObliviousTrace reviews
We aren't all meant to be heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Christmas Eve 1981 by Lyta Padfoot reviews
[One shot] Frank Longbottom meets Mr. Crouch and his son at the annual Department of Magical Law Enforcement Christmas party and extends a fateful invitation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Frank L., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Burning Day by LadyBird reviews
The portrait of Mrs. Black, Harry with a knife and fire that leaves nothing but ashes. Sirius, In Memoriam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Better to be Ignored by Kat Highmoon reviews
Ever wonder what the average student thinks about Harry Potter and his incredibly good (or bad) luck? See Harry Potter become the fourth Hogwarts champion through the eyes of a jealous student. Authorized spin-off of Rurouni Star's "One in Five Billion".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P.
Element by Ms Snuffles reviews
Draco and Hermione are possibly the most mismatched couple. One working for the forces of evil, the other against. Both causes have cost them dearly. Now only fate and experience can throw them together. Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,971 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Story by Moony's gurl reviews
This is my bio of Remus Lupin's life. PLEASE R&R! I have gotten NO reviews for this story! It's good, I promise! No flames, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Remus L.
Lost and Found by Rurouni Star reviews
[HGSB] Nothing stays lost forever. The same holds true for some people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,517 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
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Eve reviews
Darkness encroaches upon the haven of Hogwarts, but will all the houses fall? A series of vignettes from a Slytherin perspective. She knows the knowledge of good and evil comes at a great cost...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Pansy P.
The End reviews
Have you ever wondered how JK will feel when the HP legend ends? This is from her POV as she writes the last chapter. The question is- who dies? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Harry P.
Monster Mash! reviews
Fred and George return to Hogwarts for Halloween, determined to make everyone forget about you-know-who and the war, just for one night. The result? Fun, fear, and even a little romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
I Can't reviews
Why me? I want to creep into a corner and hide my face in my arms, but I can't. The pain won't let me. Help me, please, somebody, anybody, help me... One shot-please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Dedicated Tears reviews
Why do I dedicate my tears to those I have lost? It only makes me cry more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2004