Author has written 25 stories for Marching Band, Simpsons, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Saiyuki, Dresden Files, Star Trek: 2009, Hetalia - Axis Powers, RENT, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
"One day we're going to look back on this, laugh awkwardly and change the subject."
Hey! [Insert witty comments here].
I don't even know what to say...
I write a lot of Harry Potter stuff, normally about Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore, or about Snape. I don't write a lot of terribly serious stuff, and tend to write a lot of crack fics and spoofs, but I think I'm at least a little bit funny.
Hopefully you'll enjoy my silly humor.
I take requests and always welcome challenges or prompts.
Current Favorite fandoms:
-Harry Potter (Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald are my favorite crackfic victims)
-The Dresden Files
-The Simpsons (My all time favorite show, and I've seen every episode)
-Star Trek (I roleplay Spock)
-The Hunger Games (not a fandom that I really write, but I do love to read it.)
-The Elder Scrolls series (My favorite character is Cicero)
-Once Upon a Time
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
But wait! There's more!
Coming Soon/In Progress Stories:
Sweeney Todd. Alternate take on the I Feel You Johanna seen. (COMING SOON)
What a Crazy Random Happenstance:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Foolishness brings a young woman into Willy Wonka's life, and he hopes to never have to see her again. Of course, what you want and what you get are rarely the same. A series of random events keeps throwing them back together. What will happen? (IN PROGRESS)
Dresden Files. Slightly AU-post Changes. Implied Dresden/Murphy. "Each magic trick consists of three parts...". (IN PROGRESS)
The Other Wizard Named Harry:
Harry Potter/Dresden Files Crossover. When coming back through the NeverNever Harry Dresden and company get stranded at Hogwarts. Voldemort and He Who Walks Behind team up to wreak havok on the wizarding world. The two Harrys must join forces to stop them. More of Harry Dresden's friends are arriving every day. Has the whole world gone insane? (IN PROGRESS)
A Funny Thing Happened on the Search for the Hallows:
Gellert and Albus have some crazy misadventures while they are searching for the Deathly Hallows. (IN PROGRESS)
I Feel You, Gelly:
Albus never thought that breaking Gellert out of Nurmengard was going to be this damned hard. (COMING SOON)
Behind Ever Great Man, There Are Always:
Why do men think they never need to read directions? They are all remembering the story of the only male Archive. (COMING SOON)
Awkwardness with Gellert and Albus.
It isn't the wedding that Lisa Simpson expected.
Evil Will Always Triumph, Because Good is Dumb:
Potterverse oneshot. Lucius is planning something. James wants to know what. Snape won't help. Quote challenge.
Thomas gets bored and decides to go to a Twilight convention. Harry is going to kill him for this...
Albus Dumbledore has weird, eccentric habits. Gellert Grindelwald is frustrated.
While My Guitar Gently Weeps:
Why do funerals bring out the worst in everyone? Roger has plently time to think about it after Mimi's funeral. Only Mark is there for Roger. Sort of Roger/Mark. Songfic to While My Guitar Gently Weeps.
Going Slightly Mad:
Germany is annoyed and ranting crazily at France about how much life sucks. Meh.
In the Good Old Summer Time:
Quote challenge. Albus and Gellert discuss taking over the world for the greater good...
Its Only a Little Theft:
Something possesses Gellert Grindelwald to steal Hitler's car and Albus is along for the ride.
Its Still Good:
In which Albus is a cheapskate, Gellert is confused and damn it the ham is still good.
He Plays the Violin:
Rather ridiculous drabble about Nero playing the fiddle. I'm so very sorry. Honestly.
Oneshot. Dresden Files. Harry overhears a strange conversation.
Pinch Hitler: (Versions 1 and 2)
Oneshot. Gellert Grindelwald seems to think it's a good idea to pinch Hitler. Written for a friend, due to a misreading. Now two versions are up.
Oneshot. I am chasing my cat through the Saiyuki universe. Challenge fic for a friend.
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist:
Oneshot. Gellert Grindelwald's very Avenue Q defense, when he is on trial. Very short, and humorous if you know Avenue Q.
Loving the Demon:
Oneshot. Sweeney Todd. Sweeney/OC. The start of a relationship that ultimately leads to the death of an OC who knows too much. Challenge fic.
When They Come:
Oneshot Simpsons fic about Ned Flanders and his panic room.
Band According To Me:
Multi-chaptered fic about band/marching band through the eyes of a flautist. Songfics, poems, and memories. If you were in band, you'll relate.
It Could Have Been Me:
Harry Potter. Songfic. Severus Snape reflects on Lily Evans and James Potter's wedding.
When You Were Young:
Phantom of the Opera. Songfic about Christine choosing Raoul over Erik. Christine/Raol and implied Christine/Erik.