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Joined 09-27-04, id: 678656, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 25 stories for Marching Band, Simpsons, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Saiyuki, Dresden Files, Star Trek: 2009, Hetalia - Axis Powers, RENT, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"One day we're going to look back on this, laugh awkwardly and change the subject."

Hey! [Insert witty comments here].

I don't even know what to say...

I write a lot of Harry Potter stuff, normally about Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore, or about Snape. I don't write a lot of terribly serious stuff, and tend to write a lot of crack fics and spoofs, but I think I'm at least a little bit funny.

Hopefully you'll enjoy my silly humor.

I take requests and always welcome challenges or prompts.

Current Favorite fandoms:
-Harry Potter (Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald are my favorite crackfic victims)
-The Dresden Files
-The Simpsons (My all time favorite show, and I've seen every episode)
-Star Trek (I roleplay Spock)
-The Hunger Games (not a fandom that I really write, but I do love to read it.)
-The Elder Scrolls series (My favorite character is Cicero)
-Once Upon a Time
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

But wait! There's more!
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STORIES:

Coming Soon/In Progress Stories:

Uptown Girl:
Sweeney Todd. Alternate take on the I Feel You Johanna seen. (COMING SOON)

What a Crazy Random Happenstance:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Foolishness brings a young woman into Willy Wonka's life, and he hopes to never have to see her again. Of course, what you want and what you get are rarely the same. A series of random events keeps throwing them back together. What will happen? (IN PROGRESS)


The Prestige:
Dresden Files. Slightly AU-post Changes. Implied Dresden/Murphy. "Each magic trick consists of three parts...". (IN PROGRESS)

The Other Wizard Named Harry:
Harry Potter/Dresden Files Crossover. When coming back through the NeverNever Harry Dresden and company get stranded at Hogwarts. Voldemort and He Who Walks Behind team up to wreak havok on the wizarding world. The two Harrys must join forces to stop them. More of Harry Dresden's friends are arriving every day. Has the whole world gone insane? (IN PROGRESS)

A Funny Thing Happened on the Search for the Hallows:
Gellert and Albus have some crazy misadventures while they are searching for the Deathly Hallows. (IN PROGRESS)

I Feel You, Gelly:
Albus never thought that breaking Gellert out of Nurmengard was going to be this damned hard. (COMING SOON)

Behind Ever Great Man, There Are Always:
Why do men think they never need to read directions? They are all remembering the story of the only male Archive. (COMING SOON)

Completed Stories:

Twisted:
Awkwardness with Gellert and Albus.

Christmas Bells:
It isn't the wedding that Lisa Simpson expected.

Evil Will Always Triumph, Because Good is Dumb:
Potterverse oneshot. Lucius is planning something. James wants to know what. Snape won't help. Quote challenge.

Sparkly Vampires?:
Thomas gets bored and decides to go to a Twilight convention. Harry is going to kill him for this...

Apple Stacking:
Albus Dumbledore has weird, eccentric habits. Gellert Grindelwald is frustrated.

While My Guitar Gently Weeps:
Why do funerals bring out the worst in everyone? Roger has plently time to think about it after Mimi's funeral. Only Mark is there for Roger. Sort of Roger/Mark. Songfic to While My Guitar Gently Weeps.

Going Slightly Mad:
Germany is annoyed and ranting crazily at France about how much life sucks. Meh.

In the Good Old Summer Time:
Quote challenge. Albus and Gellert discuss taking over the world for the greater good...

Its Only a Little Theft:
Something possesses Gellert Grindelwald to steal Hitler's car and Albus is along for the ride.

Its Still Good:
In which Albus is a cheapskate, Gellert is confused and damn it the ham is still good.

He Plays the Violin:
Rather ridiculous drabble about Nero playing the fiddle. I'm so very sorry. Honestly.

Innuendo:
Oneshot. Dresden Files. Harry overhears a strange conversation.

Pinch Hitler: (Versions 1 and 2)
Oneshot. Gellert Grindelwald seems to think it's a good idea to pinch Hitler. Written for a friend, due to a misreading. Now two versions are up.

Sanzo:
Oneshot. I am chasing my cat through the Saiyuki universe. Challenge fic for a friend.

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist:
Oneshot. Gellert Grindelwald's very Avenue Q defense, when he is on trial. Very short, and humorous if you know Avenue Q.

Loving the Demon:
Oneshot. Sweeney Todd. Sweeney/OC. The start of a relationship that ultimately leads to the death of an OC who knows too much. Challenge fic.

When They Come:
Oneshot Simpsons fic about Ned Flanders and his panic room.

Band According To Me:
Multi-chaptered fic about band/marching band through the eyes of a flautist. Songfics, poems, and memories. If you were in band, you'll relate.

It Could Have Been Me:
Harry Potter. Songfic. Severus Snape reflects on Lily Evans and James Potter's wedding.

When You Were Young:
Phantom of the Opera. Songfic about Christine choosing Raoul over Erik. Christine/Raol and implied Christine/Erik.

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The Night Mother's Truth by DragonflyxParodies reviews
The Listener has finally asked what none have before, and the Night Mother's biggest secrets are about to be revealed. As history paints a white-haired Dunmer's life, the Listener must travel into the heart of Cyrodiil to confront demons better left to lie, accompanied by the only Brotherhood member with working knowledge of the Empire. /...This is by design, my dear Listener.../
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Eternal Night by crazililwabbit reviews
Plagued by nightmares her whole life and finally free from her prison of twenty years, Vilvyni finds herself being cared for by the Dark Brotherhood's Keeper. Will their paths reveal themselves to be more entwined than it first seems? - This is a part of the Seal Upon Your Heart series, all placed in Skyrim, if you enjoy it please take the time to read the others as well! Cicero/OC
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/2 - Cicero V.
Unplanned Consequences by Alina Larin reviews
Everybody knows that attack is the best form of defence. With the marriage law coming, Hermione Granger decides to strike first. Takes place during the 6th year, slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,381 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Forging paths by El loopy reviews
Nineteen year old Lisa Simpson is enjoying all the privileges of being one of the youngest intellectually elite, until she meets someone at a party that she didn't expect. Lisa x Bob (in the future).
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Lisa S., Sideshow Bob - Complete
My Other Name by Bishou no Marina reviews
After defeating the Crawler, the Queen receives a visitor: Reaver, ready to resume his post and serve her once again. But they both have hidden agendas, and it will spark a fierce battle of wits, willpower, and charm. The stakes? Her life, his soul, and the safety of a nation. Can Reaver face his awful past and reclaim his name, or will he drag Albion down with him into darkness?
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,058 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall - Complete
Before Time Runs Out by LadyMarrowind reviews
She didn't have a reason to live, he gave her one. Gweneth wasn't sure if she regretted walking through that door, for it meant the end of everything she ever was.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,220 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sheogorath - Complete
Through Dangers Untold by The Respectable Pureblood reviews
After a horrendous night of babysitting Whiterun's offspring, the Dragonborn spitefully wishes for all the little runts of Skyrim to disappear forever. Bad move. Now she must embark on a mission to rescue them from the clutches of one wish-granting Daedric Prince of Madness, before they become his slaves forever. Oh, and keeping her sanity would be an added bonus. F!DB/Sheogorath.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath
The Birds They Put In Cages by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Hunger Games AU. When Belle's name is called at the Reaping, she has a choice: accept her fate, or fight. District 8 has only ever had one victor in the entire history of the barbaric sport, and she knows her chances of winning are less than slim. But will Gold, her reclusive and enigmatic mentor, help or hinder? Let the 72nd Hunger Games commence! Lem/Lang. M/C.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,829 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Back in Black by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"Sometimes, having a faerie godmother is kinda neat. You know. When she's not turning me into a dog." Set immediately after Ghost Story.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2011 - H. Dresden, The Leanansidhe - Complete
Just a Gift by K0USAGI reviews
When the new Queen uncovers the sixth Dragonstomper .48 in one of the castle's dusty towers, a specific man comes to mind who could appreciate it better than she could. But does her mind linger on him for more reasons than a simple gesture of kindness?
Fable - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Reaver - Complete
Drunk Dialing by BeautifulXinXBlood reviews
Hallo, Frenchie' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Ireland down at the Harp Pub in County Clare. I am ringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war on you' Joke-fics inspired by sakura rakuen's Tell by the Water Cooler.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Magic Teabag by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett discovers a magic teabag while searching Signor Pirelli's corpse. Sweeney and Mrs Lovett are granted a number of wishes, but will the magic teabag be able to make their dreams come true? Read to find out!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Because He Loved Him by Jenny Max reviews
Old Fritz loves his boy so much, and just as Prussia always asked, watches down on him as only a psuedo-guardian angel can.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Prussia, Fritz - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
A Needle Pulling Thread by LadyTemeraire reviews
A startling revelation at the onset of WWII makes Germany question his views and shifts his perspective on what constitutes "humanity". Rated PG for angst!history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Germany, Austria
Never Forget by korikori reviews
The shot rang out, too fast for England to dodge, and he braced himself for silver-grey death." America can't always be the hero. Character death, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
En l'air by Lady Merlin reviews
The Five Times Jim Danced with Someone Else and The One Time He Danced with Spock. Self explanatory, really. KirkSpock SLASH. Man-On-Man dears. SixShot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Too Awesome To Fade by DisgruntledRabbit reviews
Canada is kind of curious as to why Prussia isn't invisible despite lacking a country... crack!fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Dear Readers by xPhineasx reviews
Gellert/Albus Do not be fooled, dear reader, my desires for Albus are purely platonic, But do not think that because I had no sexual desire for him that Albus was anything less that dear to me. I loved him with my soul. GellertPOV. Tragic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Of Hydrophasers and Space Hobos by r2r2 reviews
Fog machines and water fights? Elaborate plots to kidnap Chekov? Spock doing barrel rolls? Just another day on the Enterprise. One-shot, pure crack
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Letter To The Manufacturer by Alexis Seven reviews
SUBJECT: Parachute Malfunction
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Cursed by bccaw reviews
BOOK ONE - Hermione wakes up after the final battle paralyzed in the infirmary. She has been cursed by Voldemort, and Snape is the only one who can save her. Strange as that may be, the truth is much stranger. COMPLETE! Book two soon to follow!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,012 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
We Can Has Victory by Chuckney reviews
In a universe in which Standard has replaced with the language of lolcatz, the Enterprise comes under attack from Klingons - over 9000, to be precise. A good ground knowledge of Internet memes is useful for reading!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4514 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Welcome Home, Larry by KelleeBee reviews
I love the character of Larry Underwood and his transformation in "The Stand." This is a little one-shot I wrote in which Larry gets a little positive closure. Kind of cheesy, but I needed some positivity for him.
Stand - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Until We Bleed by writeeofpassage reviews
Kirk is fading, and Spock says goodbye the only way he knows how. More of a friendship fic than anything. A little pre-slashy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Legends Never Die by Closet Scrawler reviews
How can Spock allow this broken timeline to continue? -Not Slash-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Spock Prime - Complete
Catsitting by nerdielady reviews
Cadet Spock finds himself committed to caring for a kitten for a week.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Spock, C. Pike - Complete
Alby and Gelly Go To Gold Star by ReggieBlack69 reviews
Drabble. Read it if you want to be amused
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Come Home to the Iowa State Fair by alphabet reviews
For this prompt: Kirk drags the gang along with him to a state fair. There can be as many people as you'd like, as many or as few pairings, but it must be sheer crack.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Five and One: Spock Wins, Usually by Penbrydd reviews
For the crackmeme. Spock vs. Jim in TOS inevitably ends with Spock whupping the tar out of Jim. In the nu!verse, Jim gets one win. Sort of. In a way. It's like winning, but with more fail.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Yeah I Get It by T'Key'la reviews
A first time story. Can't really say what motivated me to write this except that sometimes we do stupid things to avoid admitting the truth, even to ourselves. Jim and Spock come to this realization. Rating's for language. I like the F word, sadly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Last Request by Idiosyncratic-Silence reviews
When Spock makes a rare mistake, the consequences are beyond what either he or Jim could have expected. K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Star Trekkin' by Lady Merlin reviews
Jim's brother sends him a copy of that song, Star Trekkin' and Jim can't resist; he puts it on full volume. Watch our senior crews' reaction to the song. Crack!fic-ish. It's a really funny song!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Beauty in its Ugliest Forms by ooihcnoiwlerh reviews
Pavi's been having nightmares. Just a drabble on our favorite masked romantic, set prior to the film.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Pavi - Complete
Spock's Most Embarrassing Moment by Mrs. SpockKirkMcCoyScott reviews
Taken from a MadLib I did yesterday. Spock had a bad day. *Thanks for reading and reviewing!*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Spock - Complete
REM by OceanTiger13 reviews
A bizarre dream sequence. 'Nuff said.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Five Cases of Contagious Personality by Lady Tragic reviews
It is not unheard of for an empath/telepath, when under severe mental and physical strain, to unconsciously mimic the emotions and personalities of those around them..."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
stars, hide your fires by something-like-love reviews
-- A smile breaks over her face, and he thinks of a new star forming from the wreckage of an old one. -- Gellert Grindelwald, on the enigma that is Ariana Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Gellert G., Ariana D. - Complete
Musicals in a Minute by The Lark reviews
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007
Ignominy by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Sticks and stones might break his bones, but words have the power to destroy him. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. If a Vulcan has an emotional reaction, and there’s no one around to see it, does it still have any impact? OR: Spock has withdrawn himself from the Enterprise, her crew, and especially her Captain, and Jim is determined to find out why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Hollow Men by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
You don't have to die to lose your life. A quick look at a plague survivor. Title and inspiration both taken from TS Eliot's massively overquoted poem of the same name.
Stand - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Kinky Handcuffs by Quiet reviews
Light sends an email to a mysterious person about the demanding taskmaster who keeps him tied up and sleepless. L thinks the wording is awkward, Light remains oblivious, and the mysterious person is frantic. Dialogue Project! Innuendo to the extreme!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Safe House by Aurette reviews
A frustrated Hermione gets whisked away from Grimmauld Place in an emergency by her potions Professor. Hour after hour holed up in one room can take it's toll. Ignored DH and large chunks of HBP and anything else that got in the way. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How To Be Evil By L Voldemort by SugaredPoison reviews
How many times have I had people ask me, 'Oh, Voldy, can you teach me to be evil, just like you' Let me put it this way: More times than I have the patience to count." A hilarious one-shot that will leave you rolling with laughter and begging for more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
All the Lonely People by keelhaulrose reviews
For the Beatles Challenge on HPFC. "Eleanor Rigby" as if it happened in Potter-verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Minerva M., Argus F. - Complete
Bookland by Corkboard reviews
Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Dress Up by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Voldy's Song by House in Majorca reviews
A song written to the tune of 'Your Song' the Moulin Rouge! version
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Inkheart: The Movie by netrat reviews
Save ten bucks for a ticket to the cinema by reading this quick, comprehensive summary! Enjoy.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
Cooking with Artemis and Holly! by HitnRunHeretic reviews
WARNING! NO LONGER UPDATING FOREVER! STOP ASKING! What happens when Holly talks Artemis into doing a cooking show with her? Well with Holly's violent quirks and Artemis sucky cooking skills...you do the math!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Things found on Harry's answering Machine by JTheGoblinKing reviews
Things found on Harry Dresden's answering Machine
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Another Year by Alexis Palmer reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt’s footsteps echo down the marble floored halls of Sanssouci. It is August 17th, and he is here to visit a dead man.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Prussia - Complete
The Polar Bear by Yazzy reviews
England pays a young Canada a visit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Exorcism by sylvanawood reviews
Severus Snape gets three wishes. What will he make of them? SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Willy Wonka Did Not Know by OnlyALittleMad reviews
It all started with what was under his hat...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Dresden's worst Foe! by JTheGoblinKing reviews
Harry faces his worst enemy yet! TVverse
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Very Punny by JTheGoblinKing reviews
After hearing one too many puns about ghosts and skulls Bob- TV show version- finally snaps.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
WRONG HARRY! by JTheGoblinKing reviews
A Dresden Files / Harry Potter cross over story.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Fireworks by Sparkly Red Slippers reviews
And he danced among the exhausted, still watching the fireworks blaze through the dark of the night and fizzle just like the rest, and Hogwarts watched her Children sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dark Mart by Professor Cassandra reviews
Even Death Eaters need to stock up on the necessities sometimes, and Lord Voldemort must provide. So how does the malevolent Dark Lord handle this daunting task? Why, he goes shopping, of course! This is my first fan fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
In Dreams by machshefa reviews
Her dreams have haunted her for years. What will change when she finally remembers them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Curse Your Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal! by Rosethorn reviews
Drabble, references Firefly extensively. Butters has a rather odd hobby.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
1776: A Collection of Randomness by MCR Lurver reviews
A random list is made of all the members of congress. They then proceed to bicker and fight among themselves as to what is true and what is false. A random collection of junk that goes through my mind when watchng the movie.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
In Diapers by DestinysGlitter reviews
Adventures at the Seasons of Love Daycare Center. There's dress up clothes, toy guitars, and a protest to bring back chocolate milk.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
The Phantomization of Broadway! by NordyGirl reviews
Here are the Phantomized Lyrics to some of everyones favorite broadway songs! Enjoy! rated PG13 for language. Please R and R! P.S. I will take requests if I know the song! Disclaimer: I own nothing.Now featuring Disney Songs!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 17,642 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/20/2005
CandyMaking Cads by initial aitch reviews
Charlie Bucket and Willy Wonka browbeat another candymaker. Humor, older!Charlie.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
You Could Never Reach by initial aitch reviews
Charlie wants to try on Mr. Wonka's hat so he can feel like the great candyman himself.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
The User’s Guide & Manual for 1971 Original Wonka by Orchisse reviews
Thank you for ordering your very own 1971 Gene Wilder Wonka Unit! If you carefully read and follow the information so very kindly given to you in this user guide, then no problems whatsoever should ensue. Do enjoy.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Complete User’s Guide And Manual For Willy Wonka by sparrowed reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! And thank you for ordering your very own Wonka Unit! In order to make the most of your amazing chocolatier, please read the following and absolutely nothing should go awry...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Do You Remember the Future? and other poems by Anakin McFly reviews
A Back to the Future poem collection.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Phone a Friend by SlytherinTwinCC reviews
For a young woman named Chelsea life was a seemingly endless mass of gray. For a quirky Chocolatier named Willy life was about to get pleasantly complicated by a very unexpected series of phone calls. WWOC. Depp Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
BAND The Musical by AgniKaiKyoshi reviews
A Parody of RENT the musical fit for marching band! Fun stuff involving practices, games, interesting and diverse characters, and of course, music! For all you band geeks out there, this is definitely for you!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Through the Foe Glass and What Severus Found There by Mundungus42 reviews
Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living after the events of HBP. Sequel to Down the Ferret Hole, SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Him in My Absence by anogete reviews
Hermione uncovers Snape's final remaining secret when he hires her as an assistant. Will she be able to keep her job and help him through another difficult time in his life? HBPcompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,955 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Don't Stand So Close to Me by Htom Sirveaux reviews
A Snermione drabble, based on the Police song Don't Stand So Close to Me. Read and Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Finality by Abi2 reviews
A short, one shot. Harry, Voldemort. One fallen, One standing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
My Dear, a Little Frog! by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Telling the adventures of Earl, the adventurous frog, and how he got his revenge on the Duke for attempting to stomp on him. Originally a oneshot, now back by popular demand!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Green Fairy - Complete
And How Do You Feel About That? by Kat097 reviews
Written for the MFN humour contest. Psychiatrist Professor Nicholas Whittingham receives an interesting client. One who thinks catgut is a fun activity for the whole family. Ends with a twist!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Twas a Phantomy Night Before Christmas by Cookie LaRue reviews
Twas the Night Before Christmas parody. What happens when St. Nicholas meets the Phantom of the Opera? COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Red Death aka The Jolly Old Elf? by Nota Lone reviews
Which details the extensive research of Nota Lone to find the link between the red suited men.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Erik - Complete
The Last Rose by writeonkate reviews
The Phantom ventures out for the last time before his death to see the one person in the world who ever understood him. One Shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Harry Potter Parodies by redsoxfreak01 reviews
Harry Potter song parodies written by me! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005
Down the Ferret Hole by Mundungus42 reviews
Hermione's dream leaves her tantalizing clues to the puzzles she thought best left unconsidered. SSHG, postHPB. Warning: contains nonsense and rhyming poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Phantom of the Opera Ballad by anangelslament reviews
Phantom of the Opera summed up in a nutshell in ballad form. Well for the most part. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005
Many Faces by The Lark reviews
Ever wonder how Kay, Leroux, Webber, and the rest could all be telling the truth about Erik? Here's your answer.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005
The Rise, Fall, and Rebirth of Hermione Granger by missparker85 reviews
Hermione falls ill in her sixth year. Will she be able to survive Snape's help? Will she be able to resist him? HGSS. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,645 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Movies by The Ghost Host reviews
Guide Entry: MOVIES
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005
How Dumb Were You? by duj reviews
WARNING, SPOILERS FOR HBP. Was Dumbledore dumb? Harry hasty? Hermione hokey? WonWon wanton? And what did Fred and George have to do with it? More: Sluggish Slughorn, halfhearted halfblood prince, delinquent Draco, repetitive Riddle, go getter Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number by Super Shayde reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
Cell Block F by The Island Hopper reviews
The last room at the end of the hallway holds proof that competition can be an ugly thing...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2005
His side of the story by Myranya reviews
Major HBP spoilers, so I won't say any more here! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Voldemort by Ravensmyst reviews
Um...I guess the title is pretty selfexplanatory. Being a Dark Lord isn't all hexing and pillaging, you know. There's real work involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Voldemort
Evil for Dummies by Crystal56 reviews
Well, lets see, Snape gets a hold of a book that is... interesting and could help him in his ventures. There's Internet for dummies and even Love for dummies, but what about evilness? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
I Am by Sarah Supernova reviews
[OneShot] Tribute to the Marauders. [Rewritten]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Rubeus Hagrid by Goldie Black reviews
Filkparody to tune of old song about Hagrid
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005
Rowling's Line by Nimbus 1944 reviews
An advance look back at that long-ago night of 16 July 2005
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2005
The Five by TranquilStorm37 reviews
One-shot. A poem I wrote for an English project on Mitch Albom's The Five People You Meet In Heaven. Please read if you enjoyed the book andor movie.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
The Crucible in 15 Minutes: THE SPOOF by Shakespeare Nerd reviews
So they've made the Phantom of the Opera. They've made Harry Potter. But I'll tell ya what they haven't made: THE CRUCIBLE. Oh, yes. Scared yet? If not, you will be when you first hear of Tituba from Da Hood.
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
The Band Anthology by TranquilStorm37 reviews
Just a random collection of all things band. There will be song fics, jokes, and mindless ramblings. Enjoy. PS: Drumline tribute songfic now up.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Talk To The Hand of Christmas, Yo! by Super Shayde reviews
Misty challenge. Warning: Includes orange soda, Santa Claus, intoxicated reindeer, Fred and George, and scented Kleenex. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I Still Hear The Band by Jinxd n cursed reviews
Written in honor of the last football game of the season. Only four more seasons like this cries
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/16/2003
Cathedral of Mary by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
A rather melodramatic Claude Frollo poem.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2003 - C. Frollo, Esmeralda - Complete
The Phantom of the Moulin Rouge by The Lark reviews
A mean parody slavemaster forces Erik and company to perform Moulin Rouge.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 7/28/2002
The Seamstress by Little Lotte reviews
Short story about the relationship between Sydney Carton (masquerading as Charles Darnay) and the young steamstress he meets on their way to the guillotine.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/20/2002
PotO Lines Improved By the Word Pants! by Ariadne - Champion of Life reviews
NEW!! NEW!! NEW!! Lines from Leroux's PotO improved by the word pants! ::giggles:: PG for some suggetiveness. :)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2001 - Published: 4/19/2001
The Story of Our Lives: A (not so) Dramatic Play by JusMG reviews
A happy-go-lucky musical about life working in a 7-11. Features such show-stopping hits like "The Slurpee Song" and "No Bathroom Here"!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2001
Three Medieval Carols and One Fast Food Restaurant by JusMG reviews
What happens when you mix horrible Shakespearian dialect with a McDonalds? Find out...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2001
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What A Crazy Random Happenstance reviews
A series of bizarre events brings a strange woman into Willy Wonka's life. Shenanigans, probably romance, and comedy.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2 - Willy Wonka, OC
Twisted
Awkwardness with Gellert and Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
The Prestige reviews
Each magic trick is made up of three parts... Slightly AU post-Changes. Implied Dresden/Murphy.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy
Funny Thing Happened on the Search for the Hallows reviews
A Funny Thing.... Albus and Gellert's crazy misadventures while searching for the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G.
Christmas Bells reviews
It certainly wasn't the wedding Lisa expected. And no, don't go by the characters. Its not exactly Lisa/Milhouse. You'll see.
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Lisa S., Milhouse vH. - Complete
Evil Will Always Triumph, Because Good is Dumb reviews
Lucius is planning something. James wants to know what it is. Snape won't help. This won't end well. Quote challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Sparkly Vampires reviews
Thomas is bored and decides to go to a Twilight convention. Harry is going to kill him.... Rated for language.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
The Other Wizard Named Harry reviews
Harry Dresden and company are coming back thru the NeverNever and find themselves stranded at Hogwarts. An unlikely alliance between Voldemort and He Who Walks Behind have both Harrys teaming up to save the world. Full summary inside. Rated for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009
Apple Stacking reviews
Drabble about Albus's eccentric nature.... Gellert is frustrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
While My Guitar Gently Weeps reviews
Songfic. Roger is thinking about some things at Mimi's funeral. Very vague Roger/Mark if you tilt your head and squint.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Going Slighly Mad reviews
Crackfic request. Germany ranting at France about how much life sucks. France started it, I swear. No pairings. Not that great, but a request....see inside for details, I suppose. Rating for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Germany, France - Complete
Its Still Good reviews
In which Albus is a cheapskate, Gellert is confused, and the damn pig is STILL GOOD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Its Only a Little Theft reviews
Gellert gets the bright idea to steal Hitler's car... Pure silliness. One of Gellert and Albus's magical adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
In The Good Old Summer Time reviews
Albus and Gellert, the summer they were together. Pointlessly talking about taking over the world. Quote challenge. Sort of cute at the end. Albus/Gellert, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Pinch Hitler v2 reviews
What has Gellert gotten Albus into this time? Certainly not pinching the fuhrer. Oh lord. Noncannon. Crack fic. More detailed version of original.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
He Plays the Violin reviews
Drabble. Just over 100 words. Based on the fact that Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned? Sort of crap, but it amused me in its own way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Nero - Complete
Inuendo reviews
Harry comes home and overhears something......odd. Thomas, Molly and Harry. No pairings. Rated T because I used the "f word".
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Sanzo
Cat Sanzo, meet priest Sanzo. Challenge fic.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - G. Sanzo - Complete
Pinch Hitler reviews
A drabble about Gellert Grindelwald, Albus Dumbledore, and the Fuhrer himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Everyone's a Little Bit Racist reviews
What Grindelwald would have said while on trial. Avenue Q style. Amusing. Very short. Oneshot. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Loving the demon reviews
Sweeney/OC. Oneshot fic about Sweeney's relationship with an OC who works for Mrs. Lovett. Hard to explain. Better summary inside.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
When You Were Young reviews
Songfic, movie based. Its about Christine, Erik and Raoul. Implied EC, blatant CR. Read and review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Christine - Complete
It Could Have Been Me reviews
Severus Snapes thoughts on Lily and James getting married.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Band according to me reviews
Band according to me, even though some other people have done this. RR for me, please. I think it's pretty good.... Finished.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Complete
When They Come reviews
Ned Flanders has a panic room. Homer pulls a prank on him, Flanders goes a little loopy....[oneshot] better summary inside
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Complete
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