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Author has written 11 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Harry Potter.

ALL GUARDIAN READERS!! THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP! TITLE: THE ENLIGHTENMENT!

"Well behaved women rarely make history."-anonymous


Note: All quotes that you see here are from a large old notebook that I have. All of them have been collected during times when I found them memorable or inspirational...or funny.

And Another Note: Everything in this profile is pretty much the mass of crap that runs through my head. Scientists are not exactly sure if it should be classified as crap, but they were quite perplexed with the composition of my mind. You have been warned.

Screen name: Heartdamoose, but you can call me Moose, Moosie, or Smoose. Well you can call me anything actually. I’m a rather versatile person. Just don’t call me radish.

Likes: Sleeping, jogging, and Captain Jack Sparrow. I’m definitely a morning person, and start every day with my favorite music and a victory dance.

Dislikes: Moose hunters, boys who don’t recycle, fake people, and radishes.

Interests consist of pretending I can play the piano when I really don't know how to play, dramatic speeches, Navaho rug weaving, eating Dutch Cucumbers, Civil War reenactments, plotting to take over the world, creating allusions to burnt popcorn, and watching brave little toaster.

Oh...and I like to rap. Don’t believe me? Awesome.

“All alone!
Whether you like it or not,
alone is something you'll
be quite a lot”-Dr. Seuss

Gender: Female > male :)

Age: I've decided I'm immortal. Age no longer matters to me.

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me.”-Dr. Seuss

Height: Friends call me the glamazon. I’m tall and proudly wear stilettos.

"Not only did you miss the point, I think you flew past the point and hit some innocent bystanders"-Draco

Born: I was born into the life of windmillery.

Odd things about me: I cry during MasterCard commercials, Bob Ross is my idol, I love petting zoos, I’m in denial that Steve Irwin is dead, and I wish I was an amoeba

"Chia-like I shall grow" -Moose

“Freakin’ your trip since 1991" - Moose

Hair: brown. curly. can be straight if I glare at it long enough.

Eyes: My god I don't know. I can't see my eyes.

"Use what talent you possess. The woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best." -Henry Van Dyke

Languages: English is my first language. I used to think I was fluent, but my intelligence is slowly disintegrating. I can also speak some German in a near fluent manner. I also speak music, and read it with ease.

Movies: V for Vendetta, Titanic, Finding Neverland, Edward Scissorhands, Willie Wonka, Pirates of the Carribean. Anything scary. Anything epic. Anything moose.

“Stuck on a boat with a weird French Guy? That sounds a little gay...” -Eurotrip

TV: Grey’s Anatomy, Pushing Daisies, House, Scrubs, Travel Channel (don’t ever doubt it)

Music: It’s what feelings sound like.

“It felt really odd not sitting at my old table. Especially because it was palm pilot synchronization day.” – Scrubs

“God will never put you through something you can not survive through.” –Jeff

“I would pack my bags, just to stay in the corner of your heart.”

Footprints in the Sand

By Mary Stevenson

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,

“You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The Lord replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when I carried you.”

“We may know how many seeds are in an apple, but only God knows how many apples are in a seed.”

“If the lady in blue wasn’t behind you, I would destroy you.”

“You know, I wish you had more personality.”

"There's no one alive who is youer than you." -Dr. Seuss

"I don't think even I knew how I knew. You just know, you know?" –The Guardian

"Oh him? He's our section leader. Well...sorta." -Nick

"So it was going to be one of those days."

Okay...so here is a little bit about me. I luv moose. They're my favorite animal. I wouldn't say I'm obsessed, but I really like them. I'm gifted at making things out of duct tape, such as purses, wallets, my prom dress...um. clones--haha...no, gotcha! I am a poet...I guess, though I haven't had much time to write anything of interest. I have a weakness for writing terribly long reviews and even longer chapters. What else about me...I'm a SENIOR in highschool (09!), absolutely loving it.

I am currently about to attend Interlochen, a prestigious school for the performing arts, where I am striving for a major in Music performance on the trombone, which, mind you, is a lot harder than you think and All right I'm gonna stop typing because there is the FUCKING THING in my eye. Damn you you piece of shit (though I really hope it isn't) get the hell out of my eye before I burn you ass off with a blow torch. And if I could glare at you I would!! but I can't!! you know why? BECAUSE YOU'RE IN MY EYE!!

"Dance, which is life, is elegance upon blistered feet"-anonymous

"For many years, I shut down that place inside myself that needed to rage, cry, ask questions and basically just express herself. I made a conscious choice when I put 'Me and a Gun' on the record not to stay a victim anymore."-Tori Amos

“As I was thinking... ‘well that was dumb...’” - Moose

On Harry Potter:

First of all. EVERYONE should go and visit this awesome Harry Potter forum site. It's a forum about Harry Potter where you can buy items, earn galleons, take classes, go up years. It's really fun, and you get to make great friends with lots of houses.

http://thirdcorridor.proboards60.com/index.cgi

and if you become a member and post in the sorting hat to get sorted into your house, say I recommended you, mm kay?

Ships:

well hmmm... I'm not a picky person, so I'm up for anything as long as the writing isn't that horrid. But I am a pretty good Ginny/Malfoy shipper, it's a pretty cute pairing. Now I'm not saying I won’t ever read Hermione/Malfoy, but I just like it. I recently got into Hermione/Severus by reading a few pretty good fics. I used to not be fond of Ginny/Harry. For some reason the thought was just repulsive, but it's actually pretty good now that I think of it.

"Fuck it. Slytherin tactics are now necessary. Turn this whole thing around on her."

Now, I must add that I am partial to the comedies of Harry Potter, being the funny lover that I am. I also really like romance fics, but if it's too sappy (in a ridiculous, omg you're going to make me puke way) then I won't like it. But like I've said, I'm a pretty flexible person when it comes to things, and I end up liking pretty much everything and never favoring one over the other. So obviously I've never been good at making my own choices. lol. I'm also interested in those fics in which Snape is Harry's father, those are really interesting. But what I've been waiting for, for quite some time now, is a good suspense fic. You know, something that will really get me on the edge of my seat. Like Dan Brown. now THAT is what I call a fic. Something that can get your heart rate up deserves to be published, despite the originality problems.

"The biggest turn you can make in your head, is from victim to survivor."-heartdamoose

"God gave us memories that we might have roses in December."-J.M. Barry

“Bring bread if you wanna get with me!” – Moose

My fics:

Grocery Shopping: A one-shot fic that has the humor of Severus revealed! After the war, he is forced to earn the ministries trust by doing a muggle activity: grocery shopping. And here we all thought that Severus could handle himself in such a simple task.

Croissants and Shower Stalls: A five chapter long romance of the pairing Bella and Severus (which is actually only three because I never finished it. But you can go ahead and read it if you want).

May the Best Prank Win: A little humor fic that is basically a prank war between Fred and George. my chaos at it's Harry Potter best. those who are serious in life, beware. A good stress reliever though (lol. Also not exactly finished… . )

Some Call it Loyalty: A very small fic (3 chapters) just about Severus and where his loyalties lie, and how it ties into a little romance with Bellatrix. Just a little thing for fun. (COMPLETED!!)

Follow The Butterflies: HP: A Fic about Ronald Weasely as he struggles to summon his patronus. However, when he finally does, his only wish is to make it go away again. What some may say is only a small patronus mistake, soon turns into a blackmail scandal where reciting poetry to Professor McGonagall and seeing what really goes on in Fred and George's rooms soon leads into one of the biggest tear jerkingly hilarious events of all.

The Guardain: TP: It's about this girl named Romeli who was found by Daine and Numair and are her foster parents. Romeli has a powerful and sometimes dangerous gift. She is also a wild mage, and true enough she has some other unexpected powers that even she doesn't know about. As she struggles with her inner self, balancing between maddness and sanity, there is also physical problems involving love, enemies, betrayal, and many other unexpected casualties. What she doesn't know, is that Scanra will do anything to get to her, even start a war to capture her powers. Can she stop the war before time runs out and Tortall falls forever?

Road to Chaos: A Poem: TP: It's a whole bunch of poems that have to do with The Guardian. It's pretty sad, but it gives you a lot of clues on what will happen later in the story.

The I Hate Jonathan of and DeliaFan Club: Okay well the thing is that I hate Jon, Delia, and also Cleon. So I decided to make a ficlet where I can just kill them off multiple times for my own amusement. Then I decided to also add in some fluff. So I also threw in some of my fav pairings in there as well. And well it's just really stupid and pointless (yet tear worthy halarious) chapters that have Kel and her friends, Alanna, Daine, going through dramatic and random events. In a couple chapters...I also threw in some LoTR and HP cause I was bored. There is one chapter for example where Neal and Kel switch minds. it's funny.

Death of a Champion:Alanna is captured by enemies. And after a year of torture she is executed. The second chapter is when George finds out. Finished.


Bloody Dagger Through her Heart:
A poem/fic based off of my friend's poem. Kel is in love with someone and is going down as she tries to fight it. And I think I'm going to take it off soon cause it's kinda stupid. Actually...It's very stupid. Don't read it.

"Bloody hell, bugger and sod this you daft tart, or in other words stupid bint, since you're such a dickhead that it would be a shite response to actually give much of an arse." --Smokey's Yorkshire Friend

“If I could I would keep this feelin’ in a plastic jar. Bust it out whenever someone’s actin’ hard.” –Atmosphere

“Cheesy Mexican Troubadour who sings unbelievably insulting songs about the people he serenades.” – Who’s Line

“Amen to that Seabear.”-Scrubs

"The game begins with a tip of the hat and a swig of the beer..." -Zak Hain

ahem

FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES THE MOVIE:

Kazoolyband and I have FINALLY finished the short movie Follow The Butterflies. Completely based off of our fanfiction Follow The Butterflies (In fact it IS the fanfiction...just in movie form). The movie was made by us (by us meaning mostly Kazoo), our voices, our legos, our awesome stop-motion technique. Is the fanfiction too long for you? Just not a reading fan? Well you can just watch the whole thing instead!

It is a four part movie (since it's so large). Here is the link to the first part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr_9T8pYfqg

HAPPY WATCHING!!

And with that, I shall leave on an awkward note...

I am a sex camel.

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5791 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11731 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Antiquity's Corollary by GonnaBeFamous reviews
At Lily's request, Albus Dumbledore has kept a secret from Severus Snape for 17 years. When Dumbledore learns that this secret plays a vital role in the war, however, it is Snape who is left to deal with the consequences. As Harry's true parentage is revealed, both his and Snape's futures become uncertain. The two must learn to work together in order to survive. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 390,447 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Time Turner by VickyVicarious reviews
"This story does not have a happy ending, as you'll soon learn. It might have, once. I'm sure there was a point, along the way, that something happened, something that ruined everything. I'm sure. But the problem is, I can't find it." D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Forgetting the Past by bendingwind reviews
Kel is quite literally dragged into hiding by Dom and Neal when King Jonathan sentences her to a death on Traitor's Hill for daring to disobey a direct command. She must create a life she's never known anything about, in a land she's never even seen. AU.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Another Chance by soccerchick-08 reviews
Kel gets kicked out after a year of training and is sent to the convent. She escapes the convent and dresses up as Kile of Trebond for another chance at knighthood. KJ further chapters.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,093 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Tortall
Kel Is In A Bit Of A Mix by flashrider reviews
This takes place after LK, Kel gets captured by scanrans and everyone thinks her dead.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 6/2/2004
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Dusk 'Til Dawn by Books4love reviews
Bella begins another year at Fork, this time not alone. Set after Twilight. BellaXEdward pairing, of course. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,496 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Sir Lady Knight by Macko reviews
After her probationary page year Kel gets kicked out. Alanna is furious and decides to take action. Wyldon feels guilty, but he fears the conservatives. What will happen? Sorry, suck at summaries! Please read and review. KD KN KM you decide.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,819 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 10/24/2004
The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet reviews
♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,667 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Sickness and the Cure by DoubleCharms reviews
Draco coldly broke her heart for the promise of greater things, and seven years later, just when everything is perfect, Ginny reappears in his life as a prisoner of the war and her fate becomes his decision. DG major angst&romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,263 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
If Only You Knew by Solana13 reviews
Ch. 38!When a mishap in Knockturn Alley leaves Ginny in Draco's debt, things get a little confusing. Featuring lots of witty banter or at least my attempt at it romance, Deatheaters, an enchanted necklace, and Draco in a Weasley Christmas sweater!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,237 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Green Eyes or Blue? by theoriginalmeathead reviews
By order of her mother Kel has to take lady lessons! Throw in an evil cousin, an old crush, a new crush and training, what do you get? More drama than Kel ever wanted. Formally titled, 'What a lady? NEVER.' Complete.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,262 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
Time by unolimbo reviews
KD- sequel to Good Things Come to Those Who Wait. After failing at saving the Emperor of the Yamani Islands life, Kel realizes she must leave Tortall forever... Should read at least epilogue of prequel.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,415 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Objective: Defeathering The Peacock by IssaLee reviews
Ginny makes a bet involving Malfoy with her friend, and one of the hugest, most startling chain reactions she'd ever set off suddenly began. Ginevra, can you say Oops?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,087 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Lady Josephine by Heart's Love reviews
Instead of making everyone believe Daine had tried to start an uprising among the slave, Ozorne made it look like she had been killed in someone's attempt to steal Kit. Her friends left as soon as possible after this and Ozorne renamed Daine Josephine.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,169 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
The Gift of Freedom by Lady Knight Wolfy reviews
Kel and Dom on a mission for Tortall? for the King? Or for something else entirely? KD Chapter 19 ON HOLD.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,661 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 7/17/2004
Health Class by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
Wyldon has decided to put Kel and the gang in Health Class. Fun ensues, romance blooms, and homework assignments that have EVERYONE embarrassed. K&N ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,096 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon by Kerichi reviews
Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy. Tonks and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Three Little Tasks by lonely fish in da fish bowl reviews
I dont believe in prince charmings'she said with an irritated expression He raised an eyebrow at her'How about a knight in shinning armor'he asks'Well'she said'Then i really hope you get roasted in all that medal'he smirked and replied'oh,but it's winter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,267 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Bittersweet by Marauding-Moonbabe reviews
Lilly and James go through many hardships in their 7th year. Although there are hard times, there is medicine. 'My mom once told me 'live well, laugh often, and love much' I try to live by that, but sometimes it's so hard to do alone.' James said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Finding the Jewel by manda rose reviews
Sarralyn Salmalin was always prankster and a troublemaker until one day the Dominion Jewel goes missing. Sarra has to grow up and learn right from wrong as she joins her parents and her kingdom in their search for the missing jewel.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Tortall
Broken Heart by WhiteMiko reviews
If love is a weakness, then is betrayal the hidden blade? When Numair proposes to Daine, she is overjoyed. But their love becomes a fleeting memory when Varice Kingsford finds out…
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Seducing Master Salmalin by Wild Magelet reviews
Complete. DaineNumair fluff. It's Midsummer's Eve and everyone in Tortall is enjoying the romance and passion in the air. Everyone, it seems, except Daine. If only a certain mage wasn't being so darn noble...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
After the Rain by hanakazari reviews
Kel always knew that being Lady Knight wasn't going to be easy. Dom, Neal and a trip to the Yamani Islands only make it harder. KD
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,975 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004
A Friend in Need by Jeweled Rose reviews
Someone is hurting Kel, but when her best friend discovers what's going on, he realizes he's in love with her and makes such a mess of things that their relationship and the ones around them could be ruined forever. KN
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Healer's Touch by EdenSnake reviews
Kel rides into battle to protect New Hope, leaving Neal behind. But when disaster strikes, all hope turns to our favorite green-eyed healer. Can he hold up under the pressure in order to save his best friend? KelNeal eventually. COMPLETE..ish
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Tears by BigDamnHeros reviews
Her heart is breaking...she wants him to fix it. He doesn't think he knows how. But he will try...for her.K? (But if you know my fics this is rather obvious)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/22/2004
Bob The Darking And Other Stories by Black Mage Leah reviews
Multiple humor oneshots, read one, read all, I don't care, just review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
The Castle of Horrors by EdenSnake reviews
When our favorite Tortallan characters are trapped in a castle with a psychotic killer, chaos ensues. Who will survive? Who will meet their grisly doom? (A fic written purely for my own entertainment) Rating for violence and scary humor.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
Good things come to those who wait by unolimbo reviews
KD Kel and Dom fall in love, go on adventures...insert standard back cover summary here. FINISHED, with extra chapter, like i promised! Check out the sequel, Time.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,532 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Gallan Return: Leaving It All Behind by CrAzYhOrSeGiRl88 reviews
This is not your typical 'Daine goes back to Galla' plot. Its no where near that nice. This is my idea of what could have happened after ROTG. I must admit, its not anything like my usual work. Look inside for a full summary. DN.....RR....
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,401 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003
Free Falling by Arsahi reviews
Long ago, the tools of Abscador were forged to make a man a god. The Master has finally deciphered the codes and intends to take Lady Knight Keladry of Mindelan as his bride. To what lengths can a man be pushed for friendship, honor, and maybe even love?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,038 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Tortall - Complete
Search for the Six by Lady Katharine Heartspark reviews
IT IS OVER. MY MASTERWORK IS FINISHED. Time for the epilogue! You still want a summary? *sighs* Here goes: Kel and Neal are given a mad quest and must dash from country to country before time runs out and Tortall falls . . . K/N and a plot! Read it!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,617 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002
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The Enlightenment reviews
Sequel to The Guardian. The adventures of two lovers as they travel across the Divine Realm, struggling with kidnapping pirates, suave tree people, carnivorous immortals, and hallucinatory cacti. Part-romp, part-romance. All-awesome.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Tortall
The Guardian reviews
In search of finding her true identity, Numair's daughter faces not only the dangers of prophecies, gods, slavery, insanity, remarkable powers, and unending adventure, but the friendship and unending love of a certain Queenscove knight in training.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 434,623 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Voldemort: Prince of Thieves reviews
Ah yes, summer vacation. The one time of the year when Voldemort can let loose and call upon his creative nature to concoct the most memorable annual adventures anyone can muster. Only sometimes summer doesn't necessarily go as planned. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Grocery Shopping reviews
In order for the ministry to trust Severus more, he is forced to go 'grocery shopping'. without magic. or robes. or dignity. Adding up these factors, it's nearly implied that only chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
May The Best Prank Win reviews
Fred and George: two good looking twins with the ego of a color blind hippogriff. So what happens when a prank goes wrong and chaos ensues? A prank war, that's what. Let's see if Hogwarts is still standing by chapter five, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - George W.
Some Call it Loyalty reviews
So Severus, where does your loyalty lie.' Severus stared. 'Some call it loyalty, Ms Lestrange. I call it single mindedness.' BellatrixSeverus fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Follow the Butterflies reviews
Ron manages to make a patronus.Now if only he could make it go away.What was a small patronus mistake,soon turns into blackmail.Where reciting poetry to P.McG and seeing what's really in F and G's room leads to one of the most hilarious events of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,240 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
The I hate Jonathan and Delia Fan Club reviews
Each chapter is a little mini story that usually has some type of Jonathan,Delia,or Roger bashing in it. Also some HPxTP crossovers,some LoTR,and Star Wars I guess. There are also fluffy chapters,most of them KN,or KD,and some DN. Read for laughs.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,445 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Road to Chaos: A Poem reviews
A Poemfic based off of Guardian of Animals: Road to Chaos
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Death of a Champion reviews
The title speaks for itself. Nothing I can say with out giving anything away really. Pretty sad, really powerful. Not your typical angst. Finished!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Bloody Dagger Through Her Heart reviews
A Poemfic based off of my friend's poem. Has Kel going through her needs for a certain friend's love. One shot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete