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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Bartimaeus Trilogy.

A Minnesotan shall lead the Iowans, and the Iowans shall rejoice, but, of course, they shall misspell the banners.

I have a sneeking suspicion that I was dropped on my head as a young child. Meh, what can ya do? I suppose you want to know more about me, eh? Well,as it so happens I'm quite bored of writing stories right now so I am TOTALLY up for writing this. Plus, I haven't been random in awhile so, yeah.

About ME!

(Keep reading. Resistance is futile.)

Name: Me llamo Celia (at least in Spanish class anyway)

Age: 494,812,800 seconds

Gender: Well I'm not a boy so . . .YES, I am a GIRL. Wow you got that one right! Give yourself a pat on the back!

Fave Book: You don't want me to answer this, really, because if I did then you would still be reading ten years from now.

Fave Band: If they can hold a beat, I love them!

Fave Song: Let Your Light Shine on Me

Fave Movie: Well it's a toss up. I love Finding Nemo (that's a really big butt!) and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (it makes me cry every time) and The Mask.

Fave TV Show: Numb3rs. Hands down. No question about it. If you haven't seen it, then you have to or your life is not worth living. I'll make this easy for you. On Friday, turn on your TV at 9 PM (central time). Turn the channel to CBS. Sit down on your couch, or chair, or floor, whichever you prefer. Don't leave for a whole hour. There now your life is complete. YAY!

Bestest Friend:Lisey. She's the bestest best person in the whole universe.

Fave State in the Union: Minnesota (what more can I say?)

Things I like to do: Ride my horse Sir Rojet (Jethro to me.) Swim (on the swim team stupid!) although the school pool (hey that rhymes!) is completely disgusting! It makes me want to puke. But hey, what can you do?

Things that make my day 110 percent better: Jethro. AND TIMING FOR THE GUYS' SWIM MEETS! (Hot guys in speedos. What more can I ask for?)

Things that I love: Jethro. My family. My friends. Minnesota.

Things that are Evil: Stairs.

Things that I hate: Doors. Yes, I'm talking about the things that you go through to get from one room to another, or if you prefer, from inside to outside.(OR from outside to inside, for those of you who are truly anal.) They hate me, so I hate them back. It's mutual hate. Doors are my arch nemisis, always have, always will be. I know where you live doors!

The Bestest Best Quotes in the Whole Flat World (prove to me it's not):

"Blondes can make anything difficult." -J (on a day when she was being particularly blondish)

R: "Why are you so weird?"
ME: "Why are you so normal?"
R: "I'm NOT normal."
ME: "Good. It's quite boring being normal."
R: "How would you know?"
ME: "I was normal once."
R: "Uh, that's interesting."
ME:" No, it wasn't."

"I'm not addicted to muffins, I can stop anytime I want." -ME! (who else?)

Intercom: "Bus 10 will be late getting to school today."
W: "Screw Bus 10"

Icecream truck goes by-

J: Ugh! That truck is so annoying!
ME: Yes, the commodification of our desires is annoying, isn't it?

"If you go to Antarctica and you stand on your head, if you let go will you fall off the world?" -J (My answer is: "YES!")

ME:"That assembly was soooooooooooooo boroing."
C:"I think they forget that they're taking to a bunch of ADD high school- Oooo. Shiney."

"That's rad, Suzy!" -line in W's speech

"Tarea es el Diablo!" -C (Claro que si!)

"Don't judge someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. Because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes." -J

"Jeez o peet!"-what W says when he can't swear.

"This is what we do when the lights go off."- whatC wrote on the black board after we had all drawn stuff on it when the school lost power one day.

Johnny Lingo had a cow,
Traded for an ugly wife.
Johnny Lingo's married now.
He'll be sorry all his life!
-Annoying little village kids in Jonny Lingo

"Okay, no more joking here people, lets all grim up." -MythBusters (the ABSOLUTE bestest show in the entire universe, besides Numb3rs that is.)

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Te odio, pero te amo by jamesgurl4ever reviews
Lily tiene un hijo, James no lo sabe, que pensara el de ella?
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A Dying Wish by pupparoux reviews
Lily Evan's grandmother wants only one thing from Lily before she dies...she wants to meet Lily's boyfriend. So Lily rises to the occasion, and who does she bring? Why none other than our favorite... James Potter. COMPLETE!
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My Life from a Bird's Eye View by incompetent.twitch reviews
Lily Evans would love to say that she was a normal teenage girl with the perfect life...but she's not quite sure that she's allowed to do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,937 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Diary of Lily Evans by SuperSpy reviews
So what goes on inside the brilliant mind of a certain Lily Evans? She’s Head Girl…she’s respectable…she’s intelligent…she writes an awful lot about a certain dark haired boy….and she’s most likely going slightly insane. [Complete]
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American Incompetence by Sohara von Salienta reviews
What would really happen if an American was bunged into Middle-Earth? Would it prove to be so dazzlingly incompetent that the Fellowship drops it at the nearest farm they come across? Will reason triumph, and will they knock it off with a very large rock?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Aragorn
Long Time Gone by LauriAnn reviews
It’s amazing what a difference two years can make. Hermione has just graduated Hogwarts and has long since lost touch with her old friends. When a certain boy reenters her life for only three days and one night, could he change it forever? Complete
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If Only They Had Listened To the FanFic by thistlemeg reviews
One writer decides to save the Marauders from their eventual destruction by giving them a glimpse of the future...via fanfic.
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Life and How to Live It reviews
Nah, couldn't be, he thought. But he missed something, too. As he passed, the sleeping form stirred and her jacket fell to the floor. And there, lying around her neck was the locket he had given her seven years earlier. LEJP Marauder's Era Please R&R
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The Real End reviews
No! I don't think you fully understand. I am not going to be stuck with you for all of eternity. Kapeesh? You need to think, in that tiny magician brain of yours, of a way to get yourself out of here. Now! PostPtolemy R&R
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