LeadVonEhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. DPaSW Current Status! DPaSW is currently being published through early-access on my websites before being uploaded to ff net and other public platforms! You can find the public early-access content on the first website listed below (and some bonus scenes), and the private early-access content on the second website listed below. We currently have around 100,000 words in early-access all together and will publish new chapters to ff net and the other platforms as new chapters are pushed out of early-access. Enjoy! My Personal Website and the DP&SW Audio Book For more information about Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches, including update schedules, author insights, the DP&SW Audio Book, as well as information about my original fantasy projects, and how you can help support said projects, head on over to:
Twitch Streaming for Writers I occasionally stream the editing for my works. You can be alerted when I go live by going to my Twitch stream page and hitting the follow button! [www (dot) twitch (dot) tv (slash) LeadVonE] Discord A bunch of readers got together and set up a fan-run discord server for all things LeadVonE. I also post updates there before they go live elsewhere. Check it out. It's kinda awesome. [www (dot) discord (dot) me (slash) LeadVonE] Other Social Media I also (sort of) maintain a twitter account, which feeds the basic updates for my work and occasionally hosts the odd question from a reader — Follow me on Twitter. Translation Projects Current Translation Projects: Russian — Helen Sergeeva — [www (dot) fanfics (dot) me / fic133819] Russian — Helen Sergeeva — [www (dot) ficbook (dot) net / readfic / 7063671] A couple of people have expressed interest in working on translations of Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches. Please publish your translations of DP&SW under your own fanfic names, but give credit at the start of each chapter to the original fic (a link to my personal website would be preferred). I'll link any translation project that completes any one of the DP&SW books from my profile page and at the start of DP&SW itself (until there are too many), so long as the translation quality is at a 'reasonable level'. If you're seriously considering doing this, then you're insane, but I wish you the best of luck! :) |
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A Darker Path by ack1308 reviews
Taylor is cleaning up Brockton Bay, using murder. She's happy, friendly and outgoing, but she's not nice about it.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 99 - Words: 579,445 - Reviews: 3476 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 4,695 - Updated: 11/29 - Published: 8/27/2022 - Grue, Imp, Danny H., E. Piggot
Metagaming? by Noodlehammer reviews
Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 474,013 - Reviews: 6930 - Favs: 8,265 - Follows: 8,756 - Updated: 9/20/2023 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Complete
Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? by zugrian reviews
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,679 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 3,208 - Updated: 5/12/2023 - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos - Complete
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 299,560 - Reviews: 5690 - Favs: 16,887 - Follows: 18,642 - Updated: 9/3/2022 - Published: 3/22/2015
The Chronicles of Merlin: The Return by jumpin reviews
Formerly Merlin: The Return. Harry Potter wasn't the boy who lived. It was his sister Glory. She was the one that beat Voldemort and is seen as a hero. Harry on the other hand has a power all of his own, and as time goes on it will reveal itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,725 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 9/1/2022 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 12,508 - Follows: 6,066 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 292,716 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 7,191 - Follows: 8,211 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7785 - Favs: 19,047 - Follows: 21,050 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Scheduling Conflict by Leyrann reviews
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches (by LeadVonE) spinoff oneshot. CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS, TAKES PLACE AFTER CH. 51! When Harry is considering how to deal with his parents expecting him to come along to the Winter Festival as Harry Potter, while having to be there as host Lord Slytherin, he decides the easiest solution is to simply inform them. M-rating is probably paranoia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/17/2019 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., OC - Complete
The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 155 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 12,571 - Follows: 14,470 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 8,299 - Follows: 5,102 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 5,547 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 10,933 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 5,547 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 2,192 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,657 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 4,222 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
A Widow's Walk by PristinelyUngifted reviews
It happens in a flash of blue. One moment Natasha is standing amid the wreckage of Manhattan, and the next she… isn't. - In Which the Black Widow makes her mark on Westeros.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,763 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Tyrion L., Jaime L.] Jon S. - Complete
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 5,541 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
An Unbelievable Adventure by Story Please reviews
Harry finds himself waking with a broken heart and a hangover. Apparently he's put an ad in the Quibbler at some point the night before. "Wanted: Diversion. Will do anything for up to a month. Serious inquiries only. Send an owl to the Quibbler Attention: Suitor 435138."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
The Silent World of Cassandra Evans by DylantheRabbit reviews
The letter changed it all for the orphaned, abused little runaway with the messy black hair and the green, green eyes. Cassie's life was going to change but with vengeful teachers, manipulative headmasters and an uncaring wizarding world would it be for the better. Dark but not evil or overpowered FemHarry, eventual Femslash. Pretty close to canon apart from the obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 195,421 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Pygmalion by Colubrina reviews
When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 178,316 - Reviews: 6687 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 4,205 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 9,678 - Follows: 4,683 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh, Bugger Me Sideways by PsyckoSama reviews
In all those SIs where people are dumped into Westeros, they always lament about how bad they've got it. Well, they don't got shit. It could be much worse. They could have been dumped into the body of Lyanna Stark. Broken, bloodied, genderbent, with a new born bastard, and enough emotional baggage to fill a airport...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7331 - Favs: 16,708 - Follows: 12,404 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 5,485 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Sort the Dragon by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A continuation of Doghead Thirteen's excellent fic, Enter the Dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 922 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Purebloods and Their Tedious Traditions by Argo0 reviews
Before Harry can get rid of many of the irrelevant traditions that hinder the magical world, first he must embrace them. Harry/Narcissa/Daphne. Contains smut and a little bit of Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Harry P., Narcissa M., Daphne G. - Complete
Rose Lily Potter -- Metamorphmagus-Who-Lived by VMFanfiction reviews
Rose Potter, a Metamorphmagus, has grown up as a girl for most of her life, and firmly believes she is a girl. How will she cope at Hogwarts, when everyone believes she is Harry Potter, a boy? Full Summary and more inside. Rose/Hermione/Susan (Friendship, slight budding fem-slash romance for now) Girl!Metamorphmagus!Harry ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,682 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.]
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 1,605 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5909 - Favs: 5,776 - Follows: 4,199 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Feral by BloodRedDemon reviews
Neglected in favour of his younger brother, Harry Potter always was dissatisfied. His Parents and their friends fawned over Thomas, no matter what the older brother did. Harry upped and left; why would he have stayed? 6 years later, Harry Potter found a new home. The boy is in the middle of it all, though. What will his role be? Where will his allegiance lie?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 147,789 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 8,086 - Follows: 8,574 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Force to be Reckoned With by emiliaf24 reviews
Harry Potter has a particular set of skills…one of them is NOT killing the stupid people that make it their life's goal to annoy him. And they are really, REALLY stupid. The Wizarding World may regret giving him his Hogwarts letter. First Year re-do. Beware of Smart!Harry Jerkoff!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 479 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Shrieking Shack by emiliaf24 reviews
What if things went down a little differently that fateful night in the Shrieking Shack? A "Happily Ever After" is probably too much to ask for poor Harry and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 5,158 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 6,809 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 5,112 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 6,695 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 861 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash. EDITED 2020/2021.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,072 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 6,093 - Follows: 3,236 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 5,890 - Follows: 2,132 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 7,005 - Follows: 3,592 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Finding a Place to Call Home by ReynaAtTheEnd reviews
"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,129 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 4,907 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
I'm Not Dark I'm Crazy by gredandforgerock reviews
AU - Harry defeats Voldemort in fifth year, so why is Dumbledore now dead set on sending him to Azkaban? The lies force him to take matters into his own hands. Now he's after revenge and it starts with the aurors trying to take him to the horrific prison. For some reason Snape is one of he few he doesn't kill. Time travel. No romance or pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 5,726 - Follows: 4,350 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5207 - Favs: 8,694 - Follows: 5,706 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 26,812 - Follows: 10,905 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 3,615 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Narration Irritation 3: Lemon Bones by Kevin3 reviews
Harry finally manages to squeeze a lemon out of the narrator... but it's not the kind of lemon he was expecting. Explicit parody content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5904 - Favs: 14,233 - Follows: 8,699 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29943 - Favs: 33,842 - Follows: 20,662 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10785 - Favs: 28,951 - Follows: 16,233 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Thanks to a Snake by Irish216 reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Under Edit
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 453,725 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 12,549 - Follows: 7,961 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Secure Containment of Prophecy: Case Number 368 (SCP-368) by AngrySlytherine reviews
A post-Hogwarts / SCP (Secure, Contain, Protect) crossover. A lost prophecy is recovered after the fact. Undersecretary Hermione Granger is not happy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5854 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 7,743 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
A matter of force by ContraBardus reviews
Start with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 637,940 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 5,978 - Follows: 1,942 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 12,878 - Follows: 4,055 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 3,581 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3494 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 4,379 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 11,508 - Follows: 5,479 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fortuitous Miscalculation by m0untainc1imber reviews
Harry ends up in Azkaban because almost everyone thinks he is going dark, Remus manages to break him out and send them both back in time to their younger bodies to do things properly...but his makes a teensy tiny mistake. One-shot, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 248 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 8,765 - Follows: 4,861 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 11,150 - Follows: 5,460 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Thunderstorm by T3t reviews
The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 6,066 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 9,045 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 676 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4636 - Favs: 13,800 - Follows: 6,716 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,744 - Reviews: 4574 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 4,640 - Follows: 1,348 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 14,949 - Follows: 6,219 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Realms by Daphne Li reviews
Harry Potter is neglected in infancy, and kidnapped by a person determined to save him. From there he grows up happily, but his life is turned upside down when fate calls on him to return to and save the world he once belonged to. HPGW, RWHG, Summary Insi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,373 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5863 - Favs: 16,424 - Follows: 7,270 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
My Slytherin Harry by hermyd reviews
If things were different, and Harry was a Slytherin, and Ginny's parents had tried their best to keep her away from him, what would happen when she's finally had enough? Anti lots of people, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10279 - Favs: 31,608 - Follows: 13,060 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 19726 - Favs: 11,697 - Follows: 8,934 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 1,746 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16768 - Favs: 30,361 - Follows: 13,179 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3887 - Favs: 5,957 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 6,517 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mage Harry by kb0 reviews
Summer before 6th year, an accident unlocks Harry's secret power: He's a Mage with the power of Merlin. Watch Harry deal with it and take control of his life. Independent Harry. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,499 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 13,342 - Follows: 4,363 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 8,319 - Follows: 2,041 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Magus Emissarius by ArchMagusNorth reviews
AU Harry Potter is created by Magic itself in the line of Peverell to bring balance on planet Earth. He is Quiet, mistaken to be autistic, but dangerous when needed, and is One of two candidates for "Chosen One" along with his twin sister. Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,193 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
A New Kind of Magic by Tehan.au reviews
This is why you keep your muses under control, kids. Harry gets stuck in the past, and learns an ancient and noble art. Unabashedly fluffy and pointless, but in a good way. Now with added present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 10,256 - Follows: 2,978 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 7,791 - Follows: 4,149 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 6,552 - Follows: 2,761 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Natural Order by moshpitstories reviews
If you’ve got a chance to do it over again, why putz around? You know the game, you know the players, and you know the goal. It’s time for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The World As We Knew It by Lady Alinor reviews
Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,249 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 6,902 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 992 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,858 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 12,029 - Follows: 4,610 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 1,900 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Innate Malapropism by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry Potter's new adventure into awkward indoctrination. HPPHHPYRRYPH. Abandoned (It was an early attempt to HP humor but I ran out of ideas after the second chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P.
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4297 - Favs: 9,855 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3773 - Favs: 9,337 - Follows: 3,017 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 5,490 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
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Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 711,600 - Reviews: 10093 - Favs: 21,455 - Follows: 24,244 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets reviews
The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
The Master of Death IS The-Boy-Who-Lived - Child Hero for Hire reviews
Harry Potter, the Master of Death, loathes the 'Adventures-of-the-Boy-Who-Lived' children's storybooks. I mean, what kind of kid grabs his happy band of childhood friends, smacks around some dragons, nundus, and dark wizards, and skips home in time for tea and scones? But, after 40,000 years of living and dying, the Master of Death realizes something... He probably could.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,195 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
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