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Interlude by wingsoflace reviews
The final proposal. Missing scene from One for the Road, Part 2.
Cheers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
Would I Lie To You? by frenchmarionette reviews
Additional scene to Strange Bedfellows Part 3, in season 4. Sam returns to the office to catch Diane hiding under his desk, and she gets to apologize to him like she'd intended to. What could be behind Sam saying 'I've been thinking about you' at the end of the episode, before he proposes.
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 5/21 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
Age of Consent by audries reviews
And I'm not the kind that likes to tell you / Just what you want me to / You're not the kind that needs to tell me / About the birds and the bees
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28 - Diane C., Coach P., Sam M., Carla T.
The Road to God Knows Where by wingsoflace reviews
Missing scene from s10e2: 'Get Your Kicks on Route 666'. He'd seen her face and called her name. Troubled by this reaction to being electrocuted, Sam turns to Frasier for an explanation.
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24 - Sam M., Frasier C. - Complete
We're All Fools Sometimes, Only You Choose Such Awkward Times by frenchmarionette reviews
Set after 'Young Dr Weinstein' in season 5. Diane pays for Sam's meal, Sam pays... for everything else.
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
Slip Off Her Tongue by frenchmarionette reviews
Additional scene for 'Fairy Tales Can Come True' in season 3. Sam and Diane walk back to the bar after the Boston Pops concert.
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
Why Will I Marry Thee? Let Me Count The Reasons by frenchmarionette reviews
Because it's Valentine's Day, here's a second M-rated to mark the day with a little sweetness. Set at the end of season 5, after Sam and Diane buy their house. Warning for smut, but also for a considerable amount of fluff.
Cheers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
Try Again Tomorrow by frenchmarionette reviews
Set right after 'Simon Says' in Season 5. After Diane drags him to Finch-Royce's hotel until the therapist changes his diagnosis, Sam navigates his thoughts about it, and about them. Rated T for language, but very mild.
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
Her Waterloo by frenchmarionette reviews
A little scene that could have followed Sumner's Return in Season 2. After the bar closes, Sam and Diane discuss War and Peace. Sort of. (contains mild spoilers to War and Peace, in case you haven't read/watched but plan to).
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
But Mostly Fire by frenchmarionette reviews
Where else was there for him to go but back to that place? The place where his thighs were covered by her skirt, and her weight on his lap felt equal amounts comfort and fire. But mostly fire. - Tag ending for Don Juan Is Hell in Season 4. After Diane accidentally pulls the knob from the door, the tension in the room is overwhelming. Rated M for, well, a lot of M stuff.
Cheers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
Give Me A Ring (Again) Sometime by frenchmarionette reviews
A girl walks into a bar, six-ish months later, and everything comes full circle. Post season 5 finale. AU, as I have basically discarded 6 whole years of Cheers. I hope you'll enjoy. Happy holidays, everyone!
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2020 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
That Old Elusive Peace of Mind by frenchmarionette reviews
Set at the end of season 2. What happened right after the break up. Diane walks home from the bar. Sam has his relapse in an unexpected place.
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2020 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
Bathroom Love Song by frenchmarionette reviews
Takes place during Fear Is My Co-Pilot in season 4. I couldn't help but notice Sam watching Jack and Diane at the bar and imagine his thoughts as well as a different turn of events in the episode.
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2020 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Diane C., Sam M. - Complete
The Terminal (A Bar Is Not A Home) by wingsoflace reviews
Set during the series finale. When Sam leaves the airport Diane makes a phone call to Cheers.
Cheers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2020 - Diane C., Sam M., Norm P. - Complete
Into The Mystic by Mayday Chambers reviews
COMPLETE FULL LENGTH NOVEL! Sam struggles to come to terms with Coach's death. In a meeting with his attorney, Sam is shocked to learn that his best friend has made one last request - for Sam and his ex-wife, Diane, to scatter his ashes in Mediterranean waters. Will Coach's final wish give birth to a second chance at love? AU, because it's so much more fun!
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,144 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 8/3/2018 - Diane C., Coach P., Sam M. - Complete
Stinky And A Published Poem by SamandDianeOTP reviews
Taking place right after "Everyone Imitates Art": She had a published poem. She was a poet. A stinky, drunken poet.
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2014
Letters From Goldenbrook by Jessica Simpson-Bourget reviews
In a dusty patient file in a storeroom at Goldenbrook Sanitarium, a collection of unsent letters is found and delivered to the unintended recipient more than 25 years later. Rated T for an instance of salty language and generally mature themes.
Cheers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - [Diane C., Sam M.] Frasier C. - Complete
Time by minor-thing reviews
In the aftermath of a failed relationship with Priya, Leonard and Penny slowly find their way back to one another. Leonard/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Every Time She Thinks by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Leonard loves it when Penny thinks. When she stares at a physics problem he's working on and asks him to explain it. When she gets frustrated when she can't remember Stan Lee. Whenever she lets him know how much she loves his world.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
The Second Harmonic by windswept-dreams reviews
Fluff. One-shot. Penny and Leonard find ways to deal with busy work schedules and Penny may actually learn to like mornings. This is a peak into some hidden moments of their relationship.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Penny, Leonard H. - Complete