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Joined 09-28-04, id: 679262
Author has written 13 stories for Danny Phantom.

Hello, all. My name is GH. Or Steph.

Me, I'm 13, live in California, and I'm very very very DP obsessed. Yay Danneh! D/S forevah!

Many of the DP fans know me as the author of the Hand Puppet Theatre series, a parody of all the episodes, along with some fanfiction that others have done. It's hilariously funny, and will never end!

Some ofmy favoritequotes from Hand Puppet Theatre (yes, I'm so conceited that I'm putting quotes from my own fanfic.):

Jack: Wanna fight ghosts?
Danny: Hell no.
Jack: You can't say hell, this is Nickelodeon!

Jack: Here I am, totally oblivious to the fact that I look like a dork!Danny Phantom Fans: You’re oblivious to everything, you dolt.

Danny: Hey! Skulker has to stick to my schedule! And the answer is 42!
GH: A dim bulb brightens.

Lancer: Time to shave my back!
GH: I find his back hair seriously sick and wrong.
Razor: No way I’m touching that! See ya!

Pointdexter: OMFG YOU’RE THE HALFA! -fangirl squeal- I’m like, your totally biggest fan!
Danny: 0o
Pointdexter: Ahem. I mean, I shall now take over your body and use your powers to become popular!

Tucker: Now that Dead Teacher is sold out, I'll watch Ponies! Ponies! Ponies! What an awesome movie! I mean, this movie sucks. I shall now do something that affects the whole episode. I want ghost powers so I can kick Danny's butt. (This one wasn't actually written by me, but by Jazzeh. Yeah.)

Random Surfer Dude: There is currently a chicken upon my scalp.

Danny: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Not sure what that has to do with the plot, though...

Sam: Tucker...do you just naturally suck, or do you work at it?

Spectra: You know, there's only an 'i' in misery if you spell it that way!
Danny: But if I don't spell it that way, Lancer will kill me!
Spectra: Exactly! So be miserable! Now go out there and be a better you!

Danny: Problem solved! Time for lame puns!

Danny: Anyways, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Valerie’s dad is the guard.

Tucker: What’s the good news?
Danny: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Sam: ...you don’t have a car.

Sam: Arg! I’ve got no choice, then...c’mere, Dash! KISSYKISSYLOVEYDOVEY
Danny Phantom Fans: THE HORROR!
Danny/Sam Shippers: Not that kind of D/S!
Dash/Sam Shippers: Yay!
Everyone Else: You suck.
Dash/Sam Shippers: Don’t kill us...

Danny: Stupid Fenton whatever-its-called gave me hat hair.
Danny Fangirls: Thank God it’s only hat hair. We thought it was permanent!
Technus: You have released me! Er...again!
Danny: Aw, crap. Well, at least my hair’s better.
Danny Fangirls: Much better. Flat hair is bad hair!

Danny: Oh, I'm fine. Even though life sucks, Mom and Dad are at school, and I just swallowed my spork. So I'll just reach into my stomach and pull it out.
GH: Even though that looks nasty, I still printed out this scene and pasted the pictures on my binder. Danny...spork...awesomeness.

Sam: How about you give the rose to the shallow bitch? Even though I want you to give it to me?
Danny: Paulina can buy her own freakin rose.

Jazz: But Vlad’s just a rich nice rich old rich guy! And rich.

Fright Knight: I will –foreshadowing- have my –foreshadowing- revenge!
GH: If that wasn’t major foreshadowing, then he was more clichéd than I thought.

Hornets: FREEDOM!
Trevor: Again, I'm being chased by a hornet! When will the madness end?!

Sam: Thanks to a random invention that was completely hidden but I knew exactly where it was, we have contained the super hyper Danny.

Tucker: How did you know where that was?
Sam: I haven’t installed cameras in Danny’s house to watch his every move!

Box: Well, you could forget about me and kill your dentist, but then this would be way too much of a parody.

Danny: Why are you here?
Vlad: To give you candy.
Danny: Okay.
Vlad: And sweet hot kisses!
Danny: 00 HOLY CRAP!

Danny: It's not easy being green.

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The Fan Zone by JadeRabbyt reviews
Welcome to the Fan Zone, a gut-busting show about a show for the fans of the show! What more could you possibly ask for! It makes you EXPLODE with joy! Now featuring ROMANCE in chapter 12.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,226 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004
Tournament of Crossovers by mdizzle reviews
Master of Games is holding another tournament only this time the past champions are not invited. the new champions are Static Shock, Danny Phantom, Jake Long, Ron Stoppable,Donatello, Brooklyn, Raimundo, and Gill.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005
Two Worlds Collide by Phantomhawk422 reviews
Rated PG V for violence. What happens when Danny Fenton moves to Roswell, New Mexico and meets others with 'special abilities' such as himself? Read to find out. Chapter 11 up!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 10/12/2004
Like Mom and Apple Pie by ZAGRH8R reviews
Chapter 9 up! Holy crap! Danny's a goth zombie too! Can an always-been-a-goth, a headstrong ghost hunter, and a nerd avenger save the teenagers of Amity Park. We certainly hope so! One sided PoindexterSam, and maybe some hints of DannySam
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 8/31/2004
Growing Romance by Amethyst Amber reviews
A group of one-shots concerning...who else but the most kawaii couple ever? DANNY AND SAM FLUFFYS..and songfics
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 11/15/2004
Ghost of You by J. B Jazz reviews
As Sam wanders alone in the cemetary, she mourns the painful memories of Danny's death.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2004
Twisting Reality by PT-chan reviews
PT-chan was a bored muffin, so she wrote a random story about her, Danny, and a seriously trippy reality. See inside to find the result.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 10/21/2004
Closet Feelings by MorpheusD reviews
One-Shot: DannySam. After school, Danny must run from an enraged Dash...and he ends up in a closet with Sam.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Anything goes by Chi606 reviews
A crossover between Starlight Express, Cats, Rent, Chess, Little Shop Of Horrors, Rocky horror Show, Into The Woods, Whistle Down The wind, Children Of Eden, Phantom Of The Opera, and Les Miz. I've put a LOT of work into this fic, so please read it! note
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,407 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 9/20/2002
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Before the Afterlife reviews
A collection of random pieces on what I think the ghosts Danny fight were like before they died. No plot whatsoever, just random drabble. As Mark Twain says, “Persons attempting to find a plot in this story will be shot.” New chapter: The Box Ghost
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004
Part of a Couple reviews
Everyone is paired off into couples-everyone, that is, except Tucker and Jazz. JT
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2005
Little Town of Horrors reviews
A Danny PhantomLittle Shop of Horrors crossover. While doing that play, Danny finds a plant that feeds on blood. Finally, a new chapter.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
Trust reviews
DS. When Desiree makes Sam fall in love with Danny, what happens? By popular demand, another part is up.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/12/2004
Talent Showdown reviews
The sequel to Two Halfas Make a Whole. There's a talent show at Casper High. Who will enter the show? And will there be a bit of conflict backstage, perhaps? Chapter 7 finally up!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004
Escape from Abusive Fans! reviews
Rabid fangirls, like me, all luff Danneh and some of the other characters. But what do the characters think of us? Read and find out! New chapter finally! Trevor is interviewed.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004
Deceptive Reality reviews
A new girl comes to Amity Park. But she's got a secret-she's an undercover FBI agent. What'll happen when she meets Danny?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004
Fogged Memories reviews
Danny loses his memory, and Sam uses this to her advantage. She lies to him, but it may turn out okay. Or not.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2004
Somewhere Over the Rainbow reviews
Just a little oneshot. Danny reflects on some stuff. Inspired by "Somewhere Over the Rainbow".
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
Hidden Identity reviews
A Danny PhantomTeen Titans crossover. Some slight DS. Chapter 2 up!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004
Two Halfas Make a Whole reviews
A new kid comes to Amity Park. Nobody's seen her before, yet there's an aura of mystery around her, as she seems to know all about them. Chapter 6 up.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004
Musical Life reviews
A collection of songfics I've written.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2004
Afterwards reviews
The 'fakeout makeout' has an untold story behind it. Why exactly did Sam do it? The truth is inside.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2004