Mister Cellophane
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Joined 09-29-04, id: 679405
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

Erm...I have a bit of an admission to make...

PLease go HERE ( and read the first post I made (located at bottom of page) to...get to the truth of the matter.

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The GOOD NEWS, is that my fics (as well as other fics I am writing) will be posted on there, and continually updated.

SO...If you're looking for my fics, please go to the above LJ address.

((PS:...Yeah...Long story short, if you don't want read my story-like explanation...This account is an alias, and I am -NOT- actually 'Christian'. Heck, I'm not even a guy. :P My age and country are the same, but my real name is Whitney, and I live in Nova Scotia. eeep I've decided to just hash all my paranoi-induced alias' and post my fics under...well...myself. :P))

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The Seduction of Sirius Black by MunkyGurl reviews
Harry needs advice. Topic? “How to go about telling some one just how crazy you are for them”. He goes to Sirius, who doesn’t know that his oh-so-expert advice is about to be used on him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,732 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Final Reckoning by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to "The Book of Morgan Le Fey"; seventh year for The Trio; Ron is learning to use his new powers, and Harry gets a second chance at love...but Voldemort still looms...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 512,801 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dreams In Which I'm Dying by Blue Ducky reviews
Jan's secrets run as deep as the scars on her body. Can Remus uncover her secrets and heal her wounds before it's too late. RLOC. Set in MWPP seventh year. Rated for some language and themes involving physical and mental abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Remus L.
Rhapsody by the-only-innocent reviews
Spread on the bed two lovers sleep...they sleep but do not dream". Sometimes escaping isn't everything you thought it would be. SiriusJames. SLASH. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Take Two by MajinSakuko reviews
Complete! Draco is innocently determined and lovesick and decides to take some action to conquer Harry who seems to want to stay oblivious, though he's fallen for Draco, too. Contains talking mirrors, nasty broom accidents and more. Sequel: Seriously Sick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Love to See You Smile by Bamfwriter reviews
SLASH, SSRL. Newish lovers Snape and Lupin spend an evening together. No sex this time out (first HP slash). Just light bondage, tickling and naughty words. Sweet sappy ending. The "F" word abounds, hence the R rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Book of Morgan Le Fey by LavenderBrown reviews
A sixth-year adventure told from Ron's perspective. RonHermione; HarrySusan. The Trio must stop Voldemort from wiping out Muggles. THIS IS A RE-WRITE. Rated R for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 219,971 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Three Little Pigs Rewritten by Ayla Pascal reviews
Satirical interpretation of the story The Three Little Pigs.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2002 - Complete
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Sherlock Snape reviews
Remus returns to Hogwarts as DADA Professor for Harry’s Seventh year.He and Snape are set to work on a potion to cure Lycanthropy,but as Snape learns some things about his potions partner,he finds he wants to delve a little deeper.RLxSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,326 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.
Watchers in the Dark reviews
A Werewolf can not always keep itself from hurting others, and sometimes they slip up. This is a tale of a little boy, a wizard, a victim, and how even in a situation of utter pain, one can die with love in their heart. A bit DARK, but EXCELLENT writing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004
The Different Sides of Severus Snape reviews
Severus Snape is a man of many details, but many go unnoticed. He is not exactly what you think, beneath the surface. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Severus S.
The Heart of the Werewolf reviews
Remus Lupin tells of the Dark...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Remus L., Remus L.
Dig My Grave reviews
As night falls on Hogwarts, a suicidal Severus Snape is spiraled into a redemption of blood and lust by a missing, un-dead Draco Malfoy. DARK fic, not for the faint of heart. Vampire SLASH. SSxDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Draco M., Severus S.
The Bookworm Closet Creeper reviews
Ron is locked in a closet with Hermione. What do they do for fun?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Sea of Drunken Tears reviews
Remus is suffering after his best friend dies at the wand of his cousin Bellatrix. It wouldn’t have been so bad if the last link to the Marauders, Harry, would talk to him. But Remus decides a route of action, Fire Whiskey…and something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Remus L.