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Joined 05-23-15, id: 6794354, Profile Updated: 10-30-19
Author has written 23 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter, Big Hero 6, Star Wars, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Brave, 2012, and Peter Pan.

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INSANITY STUDIOS, INK.

Hello, my name is Joan McCreedy. I am the director and C.E.O of Insanity Studios, Ink. It is my duty-and pleasure-to welcome you to the strangest studio around. Please, have a seat, take a cookie, and enjoy the show!

Personal Updates regarding me and my stories will be found below.

If you have any questions or comments, or you just want to chat, feel free to PM me or email me at InsanityStudios@yahoo.com.

Insanity Studios's C.E.O

Age: Somewhere between birth and death.

Height: My feet touch the ground. I'm tall enough.

Birthday: Once a year.

Gender: A gal. (Duh!)

Religion: Catholic. (I'll try my best to keep religion out of my writing.)

Occupation: Currently hired on by a painter.

Political Affiliation: All of my Republican friends call me an ass.

Likes: Playing piano; drinking tea; making people laugh (and cry) through writing; reading, writing, and drawing; using typewriters; most any music; being random and crazy; science; helping people; storms; antiques; food (especially Mom's cooking); writing in cursive; farm animals; cooking; working on my car; adjustable spanners.

Dislikes: Television (waste of time); my sister (just kidding!); shopping; contact lenses; time-wasters; soda-pop, broccoli, and cauliflower; corrupt and stupid politicians; downstate drivers; crappy pencils; ordering heater cores on-line, actually, ordering them in general; when aforementioned heater core doesn't fit; fake plants (including plastic Christmas trees).

Wishes: that I owned Harry Potter and/or How To Train Your Dragon; that I could get my bloody stupid car working; that I could play violin; to be happy no matter what is thrown my way.

Personal Mottos: “You just gotta' roll with the punches, kid.” ~My Grandfather

“There are good ships and wood ships, ships that sail the sea. But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be.” ~Irish proverb

Personal Updates

30 October, 2019: Summer is gone! Hardly any writing was accomplished! That is not entirely surprising. I am now at University, and find myself with plenty of time while procrastinating my homeowork. Hopefully more stuff will be posted soon. A Halloween onesie might go up tomorrow, but maybe not. I'm not particularly pleased with it.

June 21, 2019: Summer is here! Hopefully this will bring more time to write, but we all know how that goes.

Feb. 21, 2018: New oneshot posted! (Wow, I'm on a roll here!) Go read and review!

Feb. 15, 2018: Prayers and love to all those who are affected by the Parkland, Florida shootings. We all need to work together to solve these issues, no matter your differences.

Feb. 7, 2018: New Magnus Chase one-shot posted! Go read (And review, please?)!

Dec. 9, 2017: New oneshot posted! Go check it out!

Oct. 2, 2017: New computer! Perhaps this will force me to write more often! XD See you all later!

Sept. 11, 2017: Please keep everyone who gave the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11 in mind. We are only a free country because so many others laid down their lives to fight for it.

New one-shot posted! Go ahead and check it out! Also, I updated my account and deleted some old stories. If you wish to read the old ones, email me and I'll send them to you.

THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE

"We're in A.P.. Calc. We can't count to five! There's no numbers anymore!" ~AP Calc class

"I'm not green eyes. I refuse to have green eyes." ~Sister

"The only thing I know of vectors is what I learned from Despicable Me." ~Pre-Calc class

"It won't be that hard." ~Mom. It was.

"You know, baby carrots have more calories than regular carrots." ~Me

"If you were a tree, you'd make a good tree." ~My sister, joking about her flirting.

"Munson is a cancer, by definition of cancers." ~My Dad (Third definition using Google)

"It's like peanut butter, 'cept its ham." ~My sister

"You'll be fighting over my pans when I die." ~My Mom

"Oink." ~Bob, our pig

"I don't have enough coffee in my system to kill you yet. Lucky you." ~Another friend

"I have a dog-cow." ~My bestfriend

"Sorry, I got spooked by a ghost and dropped your house...twice." ~Ol' Wiskers

"If you weren't a writer, I would be disturbed by your search history." ~My sister

A conversation between my sister and I- Sister: I've decided I'm going to start writing stories! Me: What color flowers do you want at your funeral?

"One of these days, one of us is going to die, and the police will arrest the other one purely because we're siblings." ~My sister, commenting on how often we threaten to kill each other.

"This irritates you, doesn't it. Good, I'll keep doing it." ~Sister. Again

"I shouted 'MOM!' in the supermarket once, and four women, none of which were actually my mom, turned around and yelled 'What?!'" ~My bestfriend

"IF THAT ROSTER DON'T SHUT UP, HE'S GOIN' IN THE POT!!!" ~My Mom, after having been woken at the wee hours of the morning for a week straight.

"The solution to every problem is to give it a good whack with a hammer." ~Robotics member.

"We'll fix it later." ~Robotics Team Motto

"You have a fish-tank in a house full of cats. It ain't a fish-tank anymore, it's a sushi bar." ~Janet

"It's only three-and-a-half feet of snow. My Subaru won't have an issue." ~My Dad. He was right.

"Are you an the struggle bus today?" ~Bestfriend

"THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!" ~My Physical Science teacher

"I'll put you that!" ~ Me

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Hiccups by KatieMarie999 reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 8: Life has many ups and downs. What we would like to call hiccups. Hiccups are annoying, complicated. You can't always make them go away. Sometimes it takes time and patience. They can even be painful. But as the Haddocks find out, hiccups are a natural occurrence in life. It's how you deal with them that is the key.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 512,789 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
Secrets Revealed by TheOneWithTheScar reviews
SEQUAL TO THE FORGOTTEN BOY. Before, Hiccup was neglected by his father and bullied non stop. But, this was before Hiccup was hit by a speeding car running a red light and loosing his lower left leg. After the accident, things start to look up for Hiccup's life and his relationship with his dad. But, Hiccup knows too much, and the man behind the "accident" can't take that risk.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,847 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Hiccup, Stoick, Alvin the Treacherous
Percy Jackson and The Wolf Warrior(Rewrite) by Turtlekier42 reviews
Argyros hadn't expected to run into the mother of a son of Poseidon, but when she does she finds something she hadn't known in a long time. Follow the story of Percy and Argyros Jackson. Although they were born from different parents, they were raised by the same wonderful person: Sally Jackson. Starts with The Lightning Thief
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/30/2018
Percy Jackson and The Wolf Warrior by Turtlekier42 reviews
This is my first fanfic, a halfblood joins camp before percy even knows he's a demigod, how will it change this? read and find out(im sorry this summary sucks). I apologize in advance about any bad spelling. There's an OC, rated T because I'm paranoid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 9/23/2015
Your Own Personal Savior by Yondaime Namikaze reviews
Hoping to forget her depression, Astrid Hofferson decides to call a hotline number she finds on a flyer posted on her university campus. Astrid talks with one of their angels, a young man known simply as "Hiccup" which greatly helps. If only she could find this "Hiccup" and talk with him face-to-face. Can't be that hard, right? Not with a voice as unique as his...or so she thinks.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 98,458 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup, Heather]
Baymax Teaches by KatieMarie999 reviews
Pass your insurance test with the help of Baymax and Big Hero 6! Created as a study guide for me. Literally the weirdest fanfiction I've ever written. Self aware and self indulgent. Frequently breaks the fourth wall. Includes some of my OCs from other fics. Crossover with multiple fandoms. No logic, only studying made fun. Because if I must study, it must be fun. I regret nothing.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,712 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Baymax
Picture Perfect by funkytoes reviews
Astrid hates her family meddling in her private life—so she picked a random guy in those placement photos in store bought picture frames, and pretended he was her boyfriend. Fast forward five years and while home for the holidays, she and her family run into said guy—and she has to convince him to play along with her years long lie. [Hiccstrid. Holidays. Modern. Fake Boyfriend AU]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,817 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Gobber, Heather - Complete
Second Crisis by ArtemisApollo97 reviews
***TAKEN DOWN ORIGINAL VERSION FOR LATER USE*** Parenting. Chiefly duties. Dragons. Trying-to-avoid-violent-death-via-wife. Hiccup loves his life. Sarcasm SO not included!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 121,129 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014
Growing Pains by KatieMarie999 reviews
Growing Up Haddock Story 7: Life for the Haddock family has been turbulent over the last year and a half but things get more complicated when a lot of mysterious accidents start to plague the village. Is it just bad weather and unruly dragons or is there something more sinister at work? Only HTTYD and R/DoB are canon. M for gore and mature topics. No lemons. Language is T.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 226,702 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Gobber, Thornado - Complete
As Jörmungandr Turns by Elfpen reviews
Over a thousand years have passed since Hiccup and Toothless lived, and Berk has long forgotten them. But some parts of this world's history are not meant to stay buried forever. In 2015, A half-viking girl and a ridiculed Berk pedigree are thrust into the adventure of rediscovering Berk's wild, fantastic past. Hybrid universe of Bookverse/Movieverse. Set in the modern day. OCs.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 7/16/2015 - OC
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35110 - Favs: 25,239 - Follows: 18,805 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Forgotten Boy by TheOneWithTheScar reviews
Hiccup is invisible. He is bullied non stop at school and completely ignored by his father at home. But, then something happens. Something that reminds the people that this child is still here, all they had to do was look.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,386 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Gobber, Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4805 - Favs: 9,261 - Follows: 3,967 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
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Lost Girl reviews
Peter Pan!AU In a world of pain and sorrow, Ginny finds her solstice in the strange boy who offers her his friendship. Inspired by Ruth B's song "Lost Boy."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14 - Complete
Tales of an Unimportant Nobody reviews
Every character has a story to tell, and these are the stories of the unimportant characters that are the flesh and bones of the Harry Potter universe. A short oneshot for each character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2018
I'll Always Love You reviews
I love you, do you love me? No matter how long it takes, I'll wait for you. I'll always love you. Warnings for child abuse and character death. OOC Alex/Young Alex
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2018
Family Values reviews
Berk Public High School is an institution that values family. The staff and students are a community, and the whole place is one large family. So when someone hurts your family, retaliation follows. A Teacher!HTTYD AU Enjoy and review! (Or don't. Not like that makes my day or anything...)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2018
Nightingale Effect reviews
We all know Magnus is the healer for the Hall 19 gang. But who takes care of the healer when the healer is sick? Why Alex, of course. Just a bunch of fluffy cuteness determined to take over the world. Alex/Magnus, Sick!Magnus
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/7/2018 - [Alex Fierro, Magnus C.] - Complete
A Cup of Tea reviews
Third version of The Andersons. When Jane Ferron enters the world of Berk, she brings the knowledge of the future with her. So when a evil tyrant threatens the Western Archipelago and all it holds dear, it is up to Jane and her friends to save the day. Reted teen for possible swearing on the author's part. Dedicated to lovemyjm. Happy birthday, my friend.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 4/2/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] OC
Phonemes reviews
Just a series of 100-word Mericcup drabbles. Enjoy!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2017 - [Hiccup, Merida] - Complete
YOUR LIFE IS A LIE reviews
Funny little ditty my randomness came up with, brainstormed with a fellow Boy Scout. Star Wars Parody, read to understand. Slight religious references
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2017
My Random Show of Insanity: HTTYD reviews
My insane side got the best of me, and demanded that I write this at pen-point. The gist of this story is I invite the HTTYD characters into Insanity Studios for tea, biscuits, and a really insane interview. Camicazi vs. Astrid, Camicazi vs. Hiccup, Camicazi vs. Jen, Snotlout vs. Snotlout, some Hiccup/Astrid and Book Hiccup/Camicazi.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 8/25/2015
Until I Go reviews
Oneshot written for Suicide Prevention Day. Pardon the title, I'm brain-dead and tired. Warnings for character death.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Western/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
On the Eleventh Day of the Ninth Month reviews
On September 11th, 2001, our country suffered an attack like nothing we had ever seen before. This is the story of Astrid Hofferson, a paramedic, and Hiccup Haddock, a New York firefighter.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, OC - Complete
To Ship a Teacher reviews
At Berk High School of Scotland, the romance is strange. The teachers there ship their students, but even worse? The students ship their teachers. How is this possible, you ask? Well, it all starts with the shop teacher and the home economics teacher... Merida/Hiccup teacherfic, written in honor of all the brave teachers out there who spend their lives educating us.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 4/4/2016
The Cliff reviews
It was their cliff. In times of trouble, they would go to the cliff to cry. In times of joy, they would go to the cliff to celebrate. Just the two of them. And then there was one. WARNINGS: Suicide
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Ivory Tiles reviews
There comes a time in all of our lives when our troubles become to much. It doesn't matter what those troubles are, only how we deal with them. For Hiccup, his outlet for his pain was special to him. His mother's piano.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2017 - [Valka, Stoick] Hiccup - Complete
Such a Small Thing reviews
Hiccup is depressed. He is bullied at school, and his father ignores him. How will the new girl, Merrida, change this? Can she change it? WARNING: SELF-HARM
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 1/21/2016 - [Hiccup, Merida] Stoick
My Random Show of Insanity:BH6 reviews
Well, people seemed to enjoy my other interviewing-movie-characters story, so I decided to make another one! Please enjoy responsibly. Do not use while operating heavy macinery. The contents of ths story are under pressure, so please shake well before using. Those with heart conditions may want to consult an architect brfore using this product.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2016
Gogo's Driver's Ed Version two-point-ooh reviews
My new and revised version of Gogo's Driver's Ed. Ever wonder where Gogo learned to drive? Well, now you know.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2016 - GoGo Tomago
How To Fix A Life reviews
Adopting a story from the great and mighty Adazula. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock grew up in waht might be described as a "troubled" childhood. When Child Protective Services places him in a foster home, the difficulties of adapting to a new life really hits hard.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/9/2016
Happy Halloween reviews
A fanfiction tribute to Taliesin19's "Grow Young With Me"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Complete
Collision reviews
Astrid is a single mother whose car has broken down. Hiccup is a passing motorist who stops to help. On a highway in the night, anything could happen. Rated T for character death and gore. MODERN AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/27/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] OC
A Ring for You reviews
Hiccup unexpectedly asks Astrid to meet him at Belle's Cafe, but never shows up. What could have happened? Modern AU. Rated T for character death.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Valka - Complete
He's Still Alive reviews
Hiccup's father abuses him. What shall he do? This is a prequel to He's Not Dead. This story is rated T for child abuse and character death.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick - Complete
He's Not Dead reviews
He's not dead. How could he be? he has too much will to live, too much fight. How could he possibly be dead? Modern AU Hiccup/Astrid, rated T for mentions of abuse and character death. Angst and Tragedy. You might want to get the tissues ready...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Complete