Crystal-Psycho
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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

SO. you want to know about me?

I give you the Crystal Psycho 411:

Basics:

Name: Alana Crystal Psycho
Date of Birth: 9th of March, 1871
Current Location: Home, next to the computer
Eye Color: hazel-brown with tips of green
Hair Color: Redhead, just like Gaara-sama.
Height: 174
Heritage: huh?
Piercings: two on my left ear, one on my right.
Tattoos: None.
Favourite Band/Singer: Currently MCR, usually changes to Dir en Grey and then to Plastic tree. Sometimes Gackt-sama.
Song: Ain't afraid to die - Dir en grey
Movie: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter.
Anime: Naruto(!), Card Captor Sakura(first anime!), Gravitation, Hitman REBORN! (D18! 8059!), Inuyasha, Full metal Alchemist, Full metal Panic, Witch Hunter Robin, Digimon, Shaman King, Ouran Host club, Fruits Basket.
Color: Purple, silver and green. Purple mostly. Dark and gloomy, just like me.
Food: Shushi, cheese cakes, chips.
Pizza topping: corn and extra cheese.
Ice-Cream Flavor: Vanilla
Drink (alcoholic): Fire-whiskey! XD, umm... breezer.
Soda: Coke! Forever! T.T
Season: The end of the autuman and begining of winter :)
Month: March!
Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: Rose, lily
Make-Up Item: Masscara, can't live without it. My eyes seem dull and unfocused XD

This or That

Sunny or rainy: Rainy.
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit. Apples. yum.
Night or day: Night.
Sour or sweet: Sour.
Love or money: Both, please.
Phone or in person: Phone.
Looks or personality: Personality. Even though looks are a big plus.
Coffee or tea: tea.
Hot or cold: Hot.

Your:

Goal for this year: understand the concept 'Social life'
Most missed memory: Back to my old apartment, where my family was seven people family and Grampa used to give me candies in New year's Eve.
Best physical feature: my neck. I adore my neck.
First thought waking up: Where the fuck am I?
Hypothetical personality disorder: I talk to myself, sometimes reffering me as you. Sometimes I get hyper and after a second I get depressed.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: sucking all the fats! Ahahaha.
Fairytale alter ego: Cinderella
Worst crime: Shoplifting... n' stealin' money, I'm a criminal, ain't I?
Greatest ambition: To be a writer!
Greatest fear: Darkness.
Darkest secret: I'm really horny.
Favorite subject: Biology.
Strangest received gift: A stone which was picked in a dessert.
Worst habit: eating my nails.

Can You:

Drive: No.
Sew: But lousily.
Cook: I'm a pro.
Speak another language: Yes, five of them, actually.
Dance: No, I look like an huge clumsy elephant.
Touch your nose with your tongue: Is that even possible?
Whistle: Yes, I'm a loser.
Curl your tongue: No.

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: Yes.
Been Stoned/High: No.
Eaten Sushi: Almost every sunday.
Been in Love: Yes.
Skipped school: Yes :D
Made prank calls: Yes! April's Fool...
Sent someone a love letter: Never.
Stolen something: Candies, perfumes, huge jars of candies and chocolates. Little games also, like yoyos and lots of pens.
Cried yourself to sleep: Nope, even though I tried. it's impossible.

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? When he lies and I can see that on his face. And when he starts saying something but doesn't finishes - I'll die from utter curiousity. :P
Are you right or left handed? right handed.
What is your bedtime? 3 am on holidays. 10 on school-days. Mom is strict.
Name three things you can't live without: my mp3 player, coke, cell-phone.
What is the color of your room? pale-purple.
Do you have any siblings? Yes, an older sister :insert here a heart: she's the best sister in the world.
Do you have any pets? Yes, my cat, Barsik! I would've called him milkshakes, but what the hell. :D
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? yes. Gladly.
What is you middle name? Crystal.
What are you nicknames? Ali, Alanchik.
Are you for or against gay marriage? I'M FOR! Marry and have man-babies, I'll be by your side till the very end. :DDD
What are your thoughts on abortion? Never. It's like killing your child.
Do you have a crush on anyone? There's lots of them.
Are you afraid of the dark? Yes.
How do you want to die? A quick, painless death.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? three.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes.
What is the last law you’ve broken? I have no clue. Raping my cat counts?

In a Member of the Opposite Sex:

Hair color: black or dirty-blonde.
Eye color: Green or grey.
Height: taller than me.
Weight: not skinny! I need a man with some flesh on his bones!
Most important physical feature: Butt! Sometimes neck too, it has to be pale and pretty... and easy to bite. :D
Biggest turn-off: When he plays stupid or rejects my flirting. When he lies. When he's acting like a jerk.

NEWS:

Jenuary 12 - 2008

Fox Fairy Tale - I stumbled upon a diffecult time with this fic... but it's fixed...:D

Diaper Sharingan! - I'm doing all the necessary measures to make this fic work out but I still don't have a clue.

Nameless Star - Chapter 4: it looks pretty crappy, so I have to fix it, but fear not. It shall be updated.

(new!) Fox Spy - Aw, a fox!Naruto story:D Sasuke is actually not out of character here but Itachi is:D OOC Itachi rules.

In fact, I'm working on a few others that I'll post after I'll finish with Diaper Sharingan... SO PLEASE, have patience and be kind enough to review!

:D and remember I love my fans no matter what, and I'm trying my best!

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Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,099 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Possession by Fractured Dreams reviews
When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,507 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
This and Everything by et2brute reviews
SasuNaru. LimeRrated sex. Angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Please, Teacher! by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's not really into studying, but everything changes when the new teacher, Uchiha Sasuke, arrives [SasuNaru, Teacher!Sasuke fanfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Daddy Sasuke by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto very much… but he can't have him, because Naruto is his adopted son [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,804 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A time to by asashouryuu reviews
-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Internet Perdition by Lotus Aia reviews
Yaoi Sasunaru and Kakairu! An artist is terrorizing the internet with pictures of mixed pairings doing naughty acts! Fluffy protests to several pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Curse of the Red Vine Lovers by Unfortunately Freckled reviews
We’re cursed to be with each other for an eternity, Naruto. You’re going to have to get used to the kissing thing. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,235 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Object of Lust by Hope4love92 reviews
During a mission, Sasuke comes in contact with a odd black powder. Pairings: SasuNaru,KakaIru,GaaLee,ShinKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everyone Else is Doing IT by uberneko-zero reviews
Naruto and Sasuke bond unconventionally over XXX Yaoi fanfiction. Neji turns out to have an interesting talent or two. Gaara is Gaara. Psychotic and unpredictable, with a penchant for black.SasuNaru & plotcentric NejiNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,603 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forgive me, Forgive me Not by Shingo-sama reviews
A old house on a steep hill is cursed by an old witch in the late 1600's. Ever since there have been unexplainable deaths and missing bodies. 1920 Roy's unit is sent to this house, but will they make it out? [RoyEd AU]Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,796 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*Under Construction* The boy HAS no parents. And he's a real idiot. I should know he cleans my bathroom floor. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,382 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki And The School of Magic by Cracked Moon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are ANBU and are assigned a new mission ...Get ready for cliche goodness!... To guard the school of Witchcraft and wizardry: Hogwarts, and especially a certain Potter boy... SLASH! SasuNaru HPDM!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bite Me, You Big Bad Wolf! by Miss Madd reviews
Kiba learns the hard way he should always kill his dinner when his would be snack gets away and is turned into a werefox… and his new mate. That’s what you get for playing with your food! KibaNaru, lemons later, AU MPreg COMPLETE :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Numerical Analysis by Yamazakura reviews
They say University years are the best in your life. True, maybe, but not when your godfather has problems with the police, your friends are novice hackers and there's a bunch of streetracers ogling you. Love? Don't even mention! SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pokemon Master, Sasuke by Maliciously Creative reviews
SasuNaru KakaIru, ShonenAi, Yaoi Ch. 18 up! What happens when you lose the one you loved the most? But denial is a tricky thing... causing you to see the one you love most as a pokemon and you as his trainer. NOT ABANDONED! Still working on it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,193 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004
Neko by artemisgirl reviews
While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,195 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Through all my senses by bevino reviews
A small bird were singing its song on a branch, and Sasuke looked at it. He didn't see the sign on the small forestwalk. 'Keep Away' and 'Danger' was missed by his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hikaru's Counter Emo Master Plan by Jengou reviews
Cause: Kaoru is acting emo. Effect: Hikaru becomes a manwhore.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love's obsession by Mad-Vixxen reviews
Like many other nights, Dark is supposed to steal yet another Hikari artifact. But during the heist, Satoshi managed to confront the kaitou and ended up spilling a love potion on Daisuke. Now what is Satoshi to do, when Daisuke is turned into a submissive
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,419 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N.
The Crystal Ball Conundrum by death.by.shuriken reviews
Sasuke last chance at redemption comes and goes. But there's one last piece of the puzzle that can get him out of Orochimaru's grasp safely. A crystal ball that has the ability to let him see anywhere he wishes. SasuNaru. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,359 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Narutoella by aivivi reviews
Recreation of Cindrella Naruto style. SasuNaru pairing. Some humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Naruto U.
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lost by Smex Lemur reviews
Our two favourite boys need each other to survive on an island after a plane crash. Will they be able to set aside their differences and get along? Personally, I doubt it. SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Price to Pay by death.by.shuriken reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Get Away by Seto's Darkness reviews
They let Sasuke be with Naruto, even if only in his reality. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Battle for Dominance by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE] Naruto just started Konoha High School A.K.A. HELL. He catch the attention of K4, a ruthless bunch of bratty kids who enjoy tormenting others. Can he survive the peer pressure of high school? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,227 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Can Run, But You Can't Hide Naruchan! by Rikouchan reviews
[SasuNaru] After many years of lusting over Naruto, the last sharingan heir has finally decided to make his moves and he’s going all out for it! So our little Naruchan had better watch out because he’s worst nightmare begins here…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,704 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fureau no wa Itami Dake by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasunaru! Life as a ninja is hard, the two boys find comfort the only way they can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Experience by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Some things just can't be learned through a text. [SasuNaru] One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
UnSaid by Notorious George Weasley reviews
Shikamaru reflecting on the one thing Gaara doesn't know but wants to and the one thing he can't say. Yes, drabble, yes, cute, yes, you should read it, no flames allowed. [ShikaGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Gaara, Shikamaru N. - Complete
How to Lose Your Ears in Ten Days by YaoiKitten reviews
Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Weapons Check by dilemmalicious reviews
NaruSasu! Two young shinobi compare their arsenals on a hot summers day, then Naruto proves he's still the Number One Ninja of Surprises. LIME and LEMON, plus kinky things to do with chakra. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Hunger, My Desire by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
SasuNaru. Please note, rape is present in the story but no explicit content. Or rather, implied sex and rape. Sasuke's hunger, desire...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dry Lips by Notorious George Weasley reviews
[Gaara uke, Shikamaru seme][Choji and Ino together minorly] Shikamaru thinks Love is too troublesome, Gaara thinks you should only love yourself, but once they start talking about it, they find that having someone make you realize Love's true potential
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
TATTOO by GrilledCheeseOreos reviews
sasuke got a tattoo while drunk. guess who found out...? narusasu [or sasunaru ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reijitsu not by Einld reviews
Naruto wasn't running away....oh no he was just walking. And that wasn't a gleam in Sasuke's eyes either. [yaoi hints][sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trouble Sleeping by Eudoxus reviews
Naruto just came back from a training trip with Jiraiya and he.. can't stop falling asleep? Looks like it's up to Sasuke to keep the blond out of harms way until they can find a cure for the Pervert writer's troublesome jutsu. SasuNaru fluff abound
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,792 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005
Stalk Me by cutiechibi reviews
Updated! This story will no longer be updated. It may, however, become an original story in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dry Heat by Fairady reviews
Even when you prepare yourself the desert heat can still get to you. [Gaara x Shikamaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Gaara, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Stares, Glares and Hormones by NarutoSasuke4evr reviews
Bio:: [ SasuNaru ] [ One-shot ] Naruto is informing Sasuke about how he doesn’t like the looks he’s getting, but Sasuke doesn’t seem to get the hint. R for the f-word, i guess.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
You Make Me Wanna La La by TenshiKaitou reviews
[One-Shot; SasuNaru] On full moon nites, strange things always happen. No plot. Just an excuse to write BL smut! Enjoy n Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
Ookami to Kitsune no Monogatari by Shirohane reviews
During the time of great war between humans and demons, Sasuke captures a ninetailed fox and enslaves him. However, when the demon offers him friendship and affection, Sasuke finds himself falling in love with his captive. Sasuke x Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,659 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On Your Knees by Shibarania reviews
Naruto has lost a bet with Sasuke, and now must be his slave. What unearthly things will Sasuke make him do? [YAOI; sasunaru; ch. 2 UP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
Idiots Can't Catch Colds by Mystic Dragon reviews
On a mission to deliver a scroll to a village in the snowy north, Sasuke and Naruto become separated from their teammates. Can they set aside their differences to make it through the storm alive? Not intended to be shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Fox Spy reviews
March 9th. "I’ll deny that we bathed together if somebody asks. Seriously, the fact that he stripped in front of me and then slept with me on the same bed without boxers is hard enough to digest." --SasuNaru, AU--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,593 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nameless Star reviews
None of them is into the science of the stars, but when wanting and watching over something you know you’ll never reach is everyone’s sin. [SasuNaru, AU, stalkers or voyeurism]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,423 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fox Fairy Tale reviews
A story about Revenge of Naruto Uzumaki on the Uchiha starts after 300 years of his sleep, but then he finds Sasuke... and other Revenges. SasuNaru, and other RANDOM pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,198 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Diaper Sharingan! reviews
A new threat is arriving Konoha: Itachi in his diapers. A simple mistake in Sasuke’s and Naruto’s ninjutsu causes a few… problems. And guess who'll have to babysit him? [SasuNaru XD and my lovely pairings!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,939 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.