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I give you the Crystal Psycho 411:
Name: Alana Crystal Psycho
This or ThatSunny or rainy: Rainy.
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit. Apples. yum.
Night or day: Night.
Sour or sweet: Sour.
Love or money: Both, please.
Phone or in person: Phone.
Looks or personality: Personality. Even though looks are a big plus.
Coffee or tea: tea.
Hot or cold: Hot.
Your:Goal for this year: understand the concept 'Social life'
Most missed memory: Back to my old apartment, where my family was seven people family and Grampa used to give me candies in New year's Eve.
Best physical feature: my neck. I adore my neck.
First thought waking up: Where the fuck am I?
Hypothetical personality disorder: I talk to myself, sometimes reffering me as you. Sometimes I get hyper and after a second I get depressed.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: sucking all the fats! Ahahaha.
Fairytale alter ego: Cinderella
Worst crime: Shoplifting... n' stealin' money, I'm a criminal, ain't I?
Greatest ambition: To be a writer!
Greatest fear: Darkness.
Darkest secret: I'm really horny.
Favorite subject: Biology.
Strangest received gift: A stone which was picked in a dessert.
Worst habit: eating my nails.
Can You:Drive: No.
Sew: But lousily.
Cook: I'm a pro.
Speak another language: Yes, five of them, actually.
Dance: No, I look like an huge clumsy elephant.
Touch your nose with your tongue: Is that even possible?
Whistle: Yes, I'm a loser.
Curl your tongue: No.
Have You Ever:Been Drunk: Yes.
Been Stoned/High: No.
Eaten Sushi: Almost every sunday.
Been in Love: Yes.
Skipped school: Yes :D
Made prank calls: Yes! April's Fool...
Sent someone a love letter: Never.
Stolen something: Candies, perfumes, huge jars of candies and chocolates. Little games also, like yoyos and lots of pens.
Cried yourself to sleep: Nope, even though I tried. it's impossible.
Other Questions:What annoys you most in a person? When he lies and I can see that on his face. And when he starts saying something but doesn't finishes - I'll die from utter curiousity. :P
Are you right or left handed? right handed.
What is your bedtime? 3 am on holidays. 10 on school-days. Mom is strict.
Name three things you can't live without: my mp3 player, coke, cell-phone.
What is the color of your room? pale-purple.
Do you have any siblings? Yes, an older sister :insert here a heart: she's the best sister in the world.
Do you have any pets? Yes, my cat, Barsik! I would've called him milkshakes, but what the hell. :D
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? yes. Gladly.
What is you middle name? Crystal.
What are you nicknames? Ali, Alanchik.
Are you for or against gay marriage? I'M FOR! Marry and have man-babies, I'll be by your side till the very end. :DDD
What are your thoughts on abortion? Never. It's like killing your child.
Do you have a crush on anyone? There's lots of them.
Are you afraid of the dark? Yes.
How do you want to die? A quick, painless death.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? three.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes.
What is the last law you’ve broken? I have no clue. Raping my cat counts?
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:Hair color: black or dirty-blonde.
Eye color: Green or grey.
Height: taller than me.
Weight: not skinny! I need a man with some flesh on his bones!
Most important physical feature: Butt! Sometimes neck too, it has to be pale and pretty... and easy to bite. :D
Biggest turn-off: When he plays stupid or rejects my flirting. When he lies. When he's acting like a jerk.
Jenuary 12 - 2008
Fox Fairy Tale - I stumbled upon a diffecult time with this fic... but it's fixed...:D
Diaper Sharingan! - I'm doing all the necessary measures to make this fic work out but I still don't have a clue.
Nameless Star - Chapter 4: it looks pretty crappy, so I have to fix it, but fear not. It shall be updated.
(new!) Fox Spy - Aw, a fox!Naruto story:D Sasuke is actually not out of character here but Itachi is:D OOC Itachi rules.
In fact, I'm working on a few others that I'll post after I'll finish with Diaper Sharingan... SO PLEASE, have patience and be kind enough to review!
:D and remember I love my fans no matter what, and I'm trying my best!
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