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Joined 05-30-15, id: 6810829, Profile Updated: 12-26-18
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, David Eddings, and Greek Mythology.

About Me:

Franco-Celtic Puerto Rican. Juris Doctor. Precocious curmudgeon. Connoisseur of all things cherry and ginger. Recovering metal head. Walking lyrics database. Human Wookiee.

Long-winded, gilded tongued, self-impressed git. Literal bastard (both literally and figuratively). Syntactically pedant-arded. Walker of the fine line between self-deprecation and overblown, egotistical mania. Full-time linguaphile, part-time wordsmith.

Less funny than I think I am.

Weird, but mostly nice.


As an Author:

I mostly write short stories and blogs on my website, Jameson Publications. However, I am an avid reader of fanfiction, and eager to "dip my toe into the water", as it were. Also, given my passion for dialogue and flow, I am more than willing to offer my services as a beta reader/writer.

My Fanfiction:

I have some projects in the works, and I'll post them here as they are completed. I'm developing a few one-shots, and I've got some novel-length ideas making their way through the old grey matter.

[17 November 2017] Re: "Moonstruck": I wrote a chapter, and got stuck. I have this sprawling outline, and a bunch of ideas, but I've sort of overwhelmed myself. It'll pick back up as soon as I get my Occlumency sorted.

[29 November 2017] My first one-shot, "Reporter Extraordinaire!" has been posted. It's... weird.

Regarding My Preferences:

I like complex stories, well-developed romance, and irreverent, mind-bending comedy. For the most part, I read Harry Potter (favourite character: Luna Lovegood) and Naruto (favourite character, Mitarashi Anko) fanfiction, and interestingly orchestrated crossovers with those two and other universes. I like unusual pairings, and tend to be drawn to high action, adult-themed storytelling. I think "Dimension Hopping for Beginners" by Nonjon is probably the perfect fanfic story.

A Random Rant:

There is little I like less in a story than self-impressed A/N's regarding cliffhangers. My reaction runs thusly: (1) "Aw dang, the chapter's almost over and this is definitely not getting resolved." (2) "Wow, you've written a compelling ending to a chapter that makes me want to read more." (3) "An A/N?! What little nugget of infor- ... ... Oh, come on! Yes, yes, good for you. You can tell a story. Thank you ever so much for breaking up the flow and tone of your story to be smug." (4) "Ugh. If they're going to keep doing this, I'm going to hate this story. Maybe I should just stop reading."

And fully 2/3 of the time, I do, indeed, stop reading these stories. Why? Because in any dramatic tale, you want tension and suspense to compel you to keep reading. No chapter of a book is going to have, e.g., Stephen King going "ooooh, I'm so evil, what a nasty little cliffie." Even imagining it is laughable; so why would you do it in a story you're trying to get people to read?

It's horrible. Please stop it.

In Conclusion:

I write actively, but less-so here than elsewhere. Nevertheless, I am intrigued by the possibilities of fanfiction, and looking forward to trying my own hand at it. More than anything, though, I am a connoisseur of interesting stories (see my C2, The Dzarsos Collection), and happy to share ideas and story-telling duties with any who are interested.

[Photo credit: "Taming the Shadow Bear" by AdzStitch]

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Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 196,055 - Reviews: 4299 - Favs: 13,826 - Follows: 16,268 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
A New Player In The Force by USSExplorer reviews
A soldier wins an afterlife lottery and is given the chance to live again in another universe with access to Gamer-like powers. Not a full-on x-over, but has elements that are similar to those in 'The Gamer' manhwa. OC/Quasi-SI. NOTE: The story starts almost 4000 years before the Prequels but arrives in that era by the end of the Prologue. Cross-posted on Questionable Questing
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 402,363 - Reviews: 3742 - Favs: 9,249 - Follows: 10,960 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/22/2018 - OC
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,254 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 1/1/2017
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Fifteen months in Azkaban Prison following the Chamber of Secrets fiasco leaves Harry Potter less than interested in being anybody's hero, and thanks to his psychotic friends, unreliable allies, persistent enemies, prophecies, tournaments, war, politics, magic insanity, and the perils of true love, it'd be a wonder if any of us remained sane. Still, it's the only game in town…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 153,705 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 4/30/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Thomas R.
Gamer's Grimoire by Reviewer543 reviews
Jon Snow is the bastard son of Eddard Stark, the Warden of the North. Despite being raised alongside his trueborn half-siblings he doesn't believe there is any future for him but the Wall. That all changes one day when his direwolf, Ghost, brings something to him. What's in store for him when his life has been turned into something called a video game?
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 176,104 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 3,515 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 6/10/2017 - Jon S.
The Irrelevant Skyrim Experience by longherin reviews
Two guys play Skyrim in first person mode. And also there's a dragonborn involved, but she does her own thing. Think of it as Skyrim, but not as railroaded due to videogame limitations.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,069 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/4/2018
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,406 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honour Thy Blood by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 307,948 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 12,625 - Follows: 6,467 - Updated: 12/9/2020 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Little Help Toward Destiny by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Young Jon Snow finds a book in the Winterfell library that gives him tasks to become stronger and cleverer. Watch how his life and his destiny change as a result. One-shot Gamer!GoT.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,187 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 596 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Jon S., Ghost - Complete
Origins by burnable reviews
Sequel to Back to the Beginning. Harry finds out that one of their advanced systems have been experiencing strange interruptions and follows them back to a military compound, where the Stargate, an ancient feat of alien technology, allows mankind to reach out and explore different worlds and cultures. Still harem, but less focused on that.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 214,115 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 10/12/2020 - Published: 7/2/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Luna L. - Complete
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 351,549 - Reviews: 7232 - Favs: 9,778 - Follows: 10,141 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
The Sociopathy Of Uchiha Sasuke by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,510 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
Return of the Flash by Kamikaze132 reviews
What if Naruto was more intelligent than he was in the canon. What if he was more like his father than his mother, both in looks and personality? Smart and powerful Naruto! NarutoxTemari! Hiraishin Naruto! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 293,031 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 5,251 - Follows: 4,922 - Updated: 7/7/2020 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Back to the Beginning by burnable reviews
Harry finds himself thrust into his four-year old body, after Voldemort killed him in the forest in what would have been his seventh year. Knowing what he did, he decided to fix some things he never had a chance to before. He'd not go into the magical world untrained this time. OP Harry. Science, magic and discovery. Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 343,433 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 5,868 - Follows: 4,844 - Updated: 7/2/2020 - Published: 5/16/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,552 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,491 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 7,616 - Follows: 4,402 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 256,664 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 5/9/2020 - Published: 9/15/2012
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 414,962 - Reviews: 3055 - Favs: 7,860 - Follows: 8,689 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Wizard of Westeros by Archmage.Potter reviews
The Master of Death's wandering spirit finds a universe where a medieval world has counterparts of people he once knew. His spirit merges with a mortal host named Harren Storm, bastard son of Lord Steffon Baratheon, half-brother of Robert Baratheon, in the year 272 AC. Westeros setting with HP characters built into the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,591 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 2/18/2020 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Harry P.
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,377 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 2/18/2020 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Swords and Roses by Sage1988 reviews
AU. Harry Tyrell the counterpart to Harry Potter, born the second son of House Tyrell dares to dream. He will not be a sword at the side of his brother, a knight of the Kingsguard or what else his family plans. He will make his own destiny and show the world what 'Growing Strong' really means. Image is curtsey of NyxxNoxx.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,095 - Reviews: 4254 - Favs: 7,657 - Follows: 7,790 - Updated: 1/29/2020 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8090 - Favs: 11,565 - Follows: 11,971 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Sasuke Uchiha and the Power of Lies by Emerald Ashes reviews
Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,000 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/10/2020 - Published: 1/7/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8491 - Favs: 15,817 - Follows: 16,914 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 3,882 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,049 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by elmembrila reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 433,054 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Archmage of Arda by Archmage.Potter reviews
With basilisk venom and phoenix tears within him, Harry's body, spirit and magic is transformed and his lifespan is greatly increased. So, when given the chance to go to another universe where he would be able to grow in peace with other immortals around him, Harry accepts it, and finds himself near Rivendell at the start of the Third Age of Arda.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,080 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 4,460 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 10/11/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
Vahan: Possession is Nine Tenths by TheCauldron reviews
First sequel to Vahan. In which Harry goes to Hogwarts, Dumbledore begins to realise the magnitude of his error, and Vahan sets about making friends and influencing people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,528 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 9/20/2019 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Harry P.
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 9,364 - Follows: 8,834 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 1,200 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 8,552 - Follows: 9,927 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 6,663 - Follows: 5,711 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard by dunuelos reviews
It's finally happened: The Lone Traveler became a God. With the Divine name Marek Ilumian, Patron God of Free Will, Minor God of Knowledge and Travel, sometimes he goes over the top. But he's all about giving people a choice - or at least the opportunity to Choose. And having fun, of course. And Pie. Lots of Pie. Completed but I've added more.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 237,182 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 2/26/2019 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Complete
Honor To Serve by Stephen Ratliff reviews
A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,761 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 1/5/2019 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Goblet's Revenge by duskglow reviews
Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,628 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 3,623 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
So How Can I Weaponize This? by longherin reviews
This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 138,284 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 7097 - Favs: 9,379 - Follows: 8,419 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Link and the Chamber of Insolence by TickBeard reviews
Following the events of Majora's Mask, Link reunites with Navi and Epona and continues his adventures through time, travelling from world to world, helping the innocent defeat evil. However, after a while he finds himself getting bored with the Hero routine and decides that after one final adventure he'll return to Hyrule and take a vacation. Too bad for him fate has other plans.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,010 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Link, Navi, Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/18/2008
I Did Nothing by Secre reviews
When Harry James Potter walks into Hogwarts for the first time, Minerva realises that she made a huge mistake in leaving him with the Dursley's all those years ago. If she does something now, will she be able to change things? And will the Lion and the Snake be able to work together? Divergence Point: Walking into Hogwarts. Series planned for future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 141,115 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 3,958 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 8,020 - Follows: 6,056 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6422 - Favs: 14,031 - Follows: 16,625 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,260 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 4,337 - Follows: 3,040 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 12462 - Favs: 14,426 - Follows: 12,538 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chronicles Of Harry Holmes by Zeno-no-kyuubi by Wassa110 reviews
I've re-uploaded The Chronicles Of Harry Holmes so other people can enjoy this story. This story was written by Zeno-no-kyuubi, and he has given me his blessing/permission to re-upload this story. If you enjoyed this story check him out i'm only a humble fan. He has great stories similar to this like In The Mind Of A Scientist with the sequels branching out to SG-1, and ME.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,476 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 1/6/2017 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Potter Attraction by Pax Humana reviews
He was a runaway child who knew no one wanted him. They set out to prove he was wrong. Harry meets a pair of visitors from far away and together they change the world. AU, Harry/Harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 731,792 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U.
Vahan by TheCauldron reviews
Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,478 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 7,533 - Follows: 4,739 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Bewitching the Other Guy by ANGSWIN reviews
Several years after the war, Hermione Granger moves 'across the pond' for a fresh start - and gets more than she expected when she finds herself in the middle of the Battle of New York!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,468 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 10/10/2017 - [Hermione G., Hulk/Bruce B.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 3,529 - Follows: 4,287 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
A Bearable Fate by Peruna reviews
When one is reincarnated, one might expect to be reincarnated as a human, if one expects anything. That was not the case for me. I spent my second life as a bear. That had upsides and downsides, but I'd give it an 8 out of 10, would do it again. SI-OC, Warring-Clans-Era, Rated M for violence and adult themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,235 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 254 - Published: 4/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Red Amber by Andrius reviews
Disillusioned with the Ministry, Harry quits the Aurors to become a hired wand. A job from an old enemy pits him against a group of ruthless vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Genma Shiranui: Mother Hen Extraordinaire by Varmint reviews
Years later, Genma would look back on this first meeting with mixed emotions. But at the moment it happened, he just didn't feel right about leaving a kid outside in the rain... Genma adopts the Konoha 12 in every aspect but legal. Kakashi and Raidou tease him about being a fully fledgedmother hen. The rest of the jounin don't dare mess with him though. Fluff and feels ahead!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 175,798 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 1/5/2017 - Kakashi H., Genma S., Raidou N., Iwashi T. - Complete
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 5,911 - Follows: 6,526 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Hadrian Lannister Lion of the Rock by Sage1988 reviews
Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 483,979 - Reviews: 3696 - Favs: 7,926 - Follows: 7,092 - Updated: 2/1/2018 - Published: 5/22/2016 - [Arya S., OC] Harry P., Jon S. - Complete
Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 224,316 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Pureblood Princess by TheEndless7 reviews
Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 214,862 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 4,720 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Quidditch World Cup by TheEndless7 reviews
After the war, things didn't go as planned for Harry. He tried to be an Auror, but it wasn't for him. Instead, he turned to Quidditch. Now, at the 2002 World Cup, he looks back on what went wrong and discovers what he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,996 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 1,162 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Prophetic Intervention by Harmonious Cannons reviews
Two more people heard the prophecy entirely. They took it upon themselves to change the course of the war, as they saw fit. This is what happens when the True Marauders, including Lily, Frank and Alice, and their friends from the Order, and three wise guides, the main characters, avert the prophecy. Good Dumbledore (somewhat); horrible Snape. Horcrux destruction implicit. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,547 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Augusta L., Marauders, Charlus P., Dorea Black/Potter - Complete
Not even a first chance! by senawario reviews
(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 186,994 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 4,751 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Project by Teufel1987 reviews
The Department of Mysteries had known about the prophecy tying Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort. They also knew that Voldemort wasn't vanquished for good that fateful night Harry Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. The fate of the Wizarding World shouldn't be left up to one child...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,958 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 14,842 - Follows: 15,825 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 1,620 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 6,845 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Bobby B Saves The Day by Daemon Belaerys reviews
This is what happen when Bobby B Saves the Fucking Day Warnings: Crack! Rude Language, Mentions of sex. Oneshot!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,557 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Complete
Fates Be Changed by The Homing Pigeon reviews
An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 349,121 - Reviews: 3526 - Favs: 8,806 - Follows: 7,921 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 15,088 - Follows: 8,604 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The Root of Darkness by Amorphis760 reviews
I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 246,626 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 6,337 - Follows: 6,689 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - OC
Eternal Savior by Selector reviews
Albus has always defended the British Wizarding world. He always will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/2/2017
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4019 - Favs: 7,086 - Follows: 4,507 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Same Song Different Verse by Selector reviews
Harry thought he had seen it all. As it turned out, not so much.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,500 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
The Heinz Dillema by mugglesftw reviews
What is morality? To whom do we owe aide? How much is a human life worth? What is the price of doing the right thing? These are not easy questions, and they have no easy answers. When confronted with a moral dilemma that has no good solution, what is Ron Weasley to do? He must not only decide what is morally correct, but also what is best for himself and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,430 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5871 - Favs: 12,375 - Follows: 12,839 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Somehow You'll Just Know by BrokenWingsHealed reviews
Luna Lovegood wondered if she would have a boyfriend someday, and her father hoped that when it happened, she would find the right person. If you like Harry/Luna romance with plenty of "Awww..." moments, Luna/Xeno stories focusing on their father/daughter bond, or stories about the tensions at the intersection of romantic relationships and familial love, this is the story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Luna L., Harry P.] Xenophilius L. - Complete
A Boy, a Girl, an Owl, and a Train Compartment by BrokenWingsHealed reviews
Harry doesn't expect to enjoy his fifth year back at Hogwarts, and would just as soon be alone on the train... but a few hours with a certain blonde Ravenclaw may have an unexpected effect. A "what-if" variant, grounded in canon, but also inviting you to explore the possibilities. For anybody who appreciates H/L as friends and/or a potential couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 145 - Published: 5/13/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hedwig - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Lord by Colt01 reviews
This is smart! Powerful! Ravenclaw! Harry; How would the wizarding world react to a Boy Who Lived who is much different from what they expected? One that is set to change the course of the magical world forever? Grey Harry; Manipulative! Dumbledore; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 236,440 - Reviews: 3870 - Favs: 11,266 - Follows: 7,553 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Squirrel's Luck by Racke reviews
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot – A new take by Steve2 reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,464 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Zest by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of multiple awards - THANK YOU! Sirius Orion Black took the charge of raising Harry to heart in every way, becoming a pillar of Wizarding Britain. Somewhere along the way, though, he forgot his Marauder side . . . until he meets his soulmate in a surprising place. AU because I change, oh, a LOT of canon. Please read the Author's Notes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,688 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 12/31/2016 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The XXXX You Say by Selector reviews
The Tri Wizard, The dementors, Voldemort and now expelled or a trial. Harry has had enough. Some peoples plans are not going to survive this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,211 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 7,139 - Follows: 4,182 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter with the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by BakenandEggs reviews
After a summer spent attending Quidditch World Cup games and tutoring sessions, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year of schooling with plans to study hard, have fun, play Quidditch and become an animagus. Too bad there's a Tournament that gets in the way. The fourth (and final) part in my series, 'Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 184,027 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 7/18/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Draco M. - Complete
The Dog That Fell Out of the Sky by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Sirius fell through the veil... and kept on falling. He found himself in a whole new world, where there may not have been magic, but there certainly were superheroes!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Sirius B., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F. - Complete
The 101 Guide To Writing the Ultimate Fanfiction by Concept101 reviews
A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Lone Traveler: Professor of Defense by dunuelos reviews
Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, is sent to a world where he is supposed to teach Defense to the Mauraders and others during their OWL year. Well, he's going to do it right. And make a right pain out of himself for Voldemort and anyone else who wants to get in the way. Dumbledore neutral, GodHarry, Offshoot of Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,919 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Complete
The Acquaintance by that.girl.we.all.luv reviews
It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,752 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 523 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6327 - Favs: 18,512 - Follows: 14,215 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Loving Luna: An Epilepsy by MayorHaggar reviews
Harry has been dreading the Slug Club Christmas party, but one look at lovely Luna changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Fade to Black by Perspicacity reviews
Penelope Clearwater, Special Agent for the Department of Mysteries, accepts a job that turns out to be rather more than she'd expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Harry P., Penelope C. - Complete
Lifetimes of Repetition by Racke reviews
Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 514 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
ghosts in her heart by bombsareforbabies reviews
Sakura pokes his head with her index and middle finger. "Do not be foolish, otouto." (Sakura is the reincarnation of a future that she cannot let happen, and a man who is still alive.) GEN. Sakura-centric COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 55,543 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7565 - Favs: 11,232 - Follows: 8,041 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 15,481 - Follows: 13,021 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter: Air Elemental by kb0 reviews
After his adventure in the Department of Mysteries, Harry finds a new power over air which gives him confidence. He's "live and let live" until you come after him, then watch out. This starts just after the revelation of the prophecy at the end of book5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,661 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Harry P., Susan B.] - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 11,000 - Follows: 8,441 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Breath of the Nundu by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 191,798 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 1,604 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 8,517 - Follows: 5,993 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Lone Traveler: Cockups and Snorcacks by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrived just in time to prevent a major diplomatic incident. Rigged tournament, Evil Dumbledore, etc. A typical Fix it - Until a certain Goddess decided to get involved. Now Harry has to go all over creation to satisfy the devious little Deity while satisfying a Veela, helping to kill Voldemort, etc. Blame FairyWm for the Snorcacks.
Crossover - Harry Potter & David Eddings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,849 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 4,689 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
How To Find A Phoenix by Concept101 reviews
A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3782 - Favs: 11,662 - Follows: 11,632 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5176 - Favs: 9,525 - Follows: 7,975 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 4,960 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Interlude by BakenandEggs reviews
As Harry gets used to living with Sirius and Remus, he, along with his friends and family, must deal with the knowledge of Voldemort's return. What will this mean for Harry's friendship with the Most Ancient and Noble House of Malfoy? The third part in my series, 'Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,068 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stories of the Lone Traveler by dunuelos reviews
In deference to The Professional and his wonderful stories. Harry has lost everything; a failed attempt to fix his mistakes leaves him as the Lone Traveller, a part of Wizarding legend. This is "Complete" because the length is getting unwieldy. I stopped at a good point. The sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 78 - Words: 273,593 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Backward Without Purpose by birdwoman95 reviews
A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 398 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
The Kyle Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,729 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 6,723 - Follows: 5,430 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 6,962 - Follows: 6,539 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
A Little Knowledge by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 278 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11847 - Favs: 19,368 - Follows: 13,196 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 3,986 - Follows: 4,822 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
(Only) I Have Rights! by SpoonandJohn reviews
Quirrel: TROLL! Troll in the fic! Thought you ought to know. *thud* A badfic by John as "revenge" on Spoon. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter at the Knees of the Marauders' by BakenandEggs reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his second year. A year that will be filled with books, good friends, basilisks, quidditch, prattish friends, horrible dreams, and pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,434 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 3,292 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lone Traveler: Initiative by dunuelos reviews
Harry arrives in a Buffy/West Wing verse and, upon a little snooping, learns about the Initiative. Seeing how out of control it is, he tries to figure out what to do. Who can help him out? Maybe a trip to the White House is in order ... Now with Added Omake
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,492 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Buffy S., Riley F., Jed B., Josh L. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 6,277 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 825 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Make Love Not War by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has come up with an interesting way to solve his problems by Christmas of Fifth Year. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Voldemort - Complete
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Imperium Aeternit by ArcturusWolf reviews
Nirn has been unified under the banner of the Empire, and its subjects reach to the stars. Fearing contact by a hostile species, they build up their military might; what will happen when an intrepid Batarian slaver ring opens a Mass Relay and attacks this Empire? Will they ever accept peace? M: V/L
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,991 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, J. Garson - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6121 - Favs: 7,643 - Follows: 9,200 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 4,572 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6551 - Favs: 12,428 - Follows: 8,996 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 369 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 4,301 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Not Not-Human by Forensica X reviews
Cold-case disappearances, gruesome murders, unexplainable disasters, and a spate of terrorist attacks rocked the UK only to end with an explosion in a tiny village. The Doctor and Rose Tyler followed the trail of the invisible war for years, but never thought their search would lead to a baby with a lightning bolt scar.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,123 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] Harry P. - Complete
Severus' Dreams by paganaidd reviews
During that dark year when Voldemort held sway over Wizarding Britain, Poppy Pomfrey gives Headmaster Snape a Christmas gift. Sequel to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,722 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 679 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 1,339 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven by BakenandEggs reviews
When a more studious Harry Potter entered Gringotts with Hagrid, the Goblins managed to talk to him privately - Dumbledore never saw that one coming. A Ravenclaw Harry story. Warning: child abuse, character bashing, and pureblood society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,257 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 5,706 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3913 - Favs: 11,684 - Follows: 13,421 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5814 - Favs: 5,342 - Follows: 3,950 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 976 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
In Spite of Obstinate Men by Quatermass reviews
When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4298 - Favs: 7,557 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 9,811 - Follows: 6,935 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 5,566 - Follows: 1,667 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 4,240 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 5,747 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4873 - Favs: 6,628 - Follows: 4,352 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Gin and Tonic by marauders4evr reviews
Ginny Weasley is becoming quite annoyed with her family. The other Weasleys either ignore her or treat her like an infant. Yet when she moves to Grimmauld Place during the summer before her fourth year, she meets a man who knows just what it's like to hate his family. And as time goes on, Sirius and Ginny find a family in one another. NO-SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,503 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Sirius B., Ginny W., Molly W. - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 4,258 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 404 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Potter Ever After by Kevin3 reviews
Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,696 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
A Child Avenged by PandasWearGlasses reviews
Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 8,955 - Follows: 3,682 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L., Nick F. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 4,773 - Follows: 4,348 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 12,940 - Follows: 13,554 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
The Chronicles of Ra'jirra: The Wasteland Affair by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Arch-mage Ra'jirra defeated Mannimarco twelve years ago, and kept his guild and family safe through the Oblivion Crisis. Earnest Haines has fled the only home he knows in search of answers. These two men are on a collision course.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,781 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Heroic Dry Humping by HalfASlug reviews
"All right, Spaceman, shut up and get your kecks off." The Doctor closed his eyes and let his head fall heavily against the glass behind him. No matter how many more centuries he managed to squeeze out of his existence, he doubted he would ever fully recover from hearing that sentence. The Ten and Donna (not quite) shag-or-die fic that no one wanted.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2015 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
In the Heat of the Night by Brennus reviews
The Weasleys find themselves facing imprisonment and shame after remaining loyal to a man they always trusted. Can Ginny save her parents from the horrors of Azkaban, and what will she discover about herself in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,493 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 221 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
And Oodie Makes Five by HalfASlug reviews
The Doctor may have a reputation throughout this world and the next for being a bit reckless and impulsive, but even he sometimes forgets that Rose 'I'm going to need to steal that axe for a minute' Tyler isn't all that much better.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
A Good Teacher by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 5,126 - Follows: 3,761 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Rage by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry makes unexpected friends in his fourth year, when his friends and his housemates abandon him. Hestia and Flora, daughters of some of Voldemort's most sadistic enforcers, know what its like to live in fear. In this unlikely relationship, the three plot to bring down Voldemort and escape the society that tried to destroy them. Dark, violent, potential H/H/F pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
Homecoming by Brennus reviews
After four years working overseas for the shadowy Department M, a world-weary and dispirited Harry Potter returns to the land of his birth. He meets some old friends and makes some new ones, as he learns that much has changed since he left home. AU, a 'Harry never went to Hogwarts' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,439 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Bill W., N. Tonks] - Complete
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 4,468 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 388 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4431 - Favs: 9,819 - Follows: 7,244 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 4,771 - Follows: 1,637 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Voyage Home by Kinsfire reviews
The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36100 - Favs: 28,141 - Follows: 20,562 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nobody told Me the rules by Zaxaramas reviews
An avid Harry Potter fan gets dropped into the wizarding world. Metamorphing, AU goodness. Skewed ages
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 149,146 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, OC - Complete
Finding a Place to Call Home by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,129 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 6,860 - Follows: 4,359 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 9,958 - Follows: 4,654 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5751 - Favs: 6,853 - Follows: 5,185 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 7,705 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5035 - Favs: 7,568 - Follows: 5,176 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Love Bug: The Matchmaker Phenomenon by nitefang reviews
The entire Wizarding community seems to be speechless, over the edge and just breathless. Hopeless, they're head over heels in the moment. Who knew they'd get hit by that love bug? Breaking off long-standing relationships and forsaking personal vows, everyone's taken a flying leap and fallen in love. There must be something in the water.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Firebird's Fury: Book III of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,226 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 101 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 22,720 - Follows: 8,883 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews
Part 1 of The Computational Error Series. George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 926 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6570 - Favs: 11,412 - Follows: 8,736 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lone Traveler: The Slytherin Chronicles by dunuelos reviews
Severus Snape is confronted by the Lone Traveler on the Eve of his ascention to Slytherin Head of House. The visiting Harry teaches him to change the course of Slytherin and all of the Magical world. All he has to do is get them to open their eyes. The major portion is almost exclusively in the viewpoint of Severus Snape. Now with Lucius Malfoy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,060 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
High Stakes by HalfASlug reviews
After a rocky start, Harry, Ron and Hermione quickly became the best of friends. Life long friends, in fact. Some lives, however, are a lot longer than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hail Odysseus by Brennus reviews
After believing that Harry Potter died in a house fire at the age of ten, the Wizarding world is shocked when he emerges, out of the blue, just in time to attend his seventh year at Hogwarts. They're even more shocked when he's Sorted into Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 157,425 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Loyalty by Whispering Darkness reviews
Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 7,867 - Follows: 4,233 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 4,932 - Follows: 1,585 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., J. Garson - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 6,654 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Trek by kb0 reviews
During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,125 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 9,723 - Follows: 3,799 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3316 - Favs: 9,172 - Follows: 10,697 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Charming Fairy Godprince by nitefang reviews
When Ron's more troll-like tendencies arise, Fred and George take it upon themselves to bring out Hermione's inner princess to make sure she'll have the best Yule Ball experience. However, just because Fred's already a fairy godfather doesn't mean he can't also be a bit of a Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 200 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Out of the Night by fringeperson reviews
Inspired by whitetigerwolf's fic Love Is Eternal. Harry is a Hero, and the Queen knows what must become of Heroes once their fight is over; they are to be rewarded, and then they must wed. She arranges that he marry a young woman who will need a Hero at her side - because this young woman has monsters to kill. HxI, AxS, I don't own anything. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,631 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6569 - Favs: 13,689 - Follows: 9,031 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Straight On Til Evening by Mede reviews
And this is a way it could have happened, because fate is a river, not written on stone. A little boy met a stranger and escaped his unhappy home, toward the cracks in the world where magic crept through...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Complete
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
The Lords of War and Thunder by Graphed Vulgarity reviews
Voldemort would regret ever laying a hand on the Potters. The surviving sons would make damn sure of that. AU. Harry/Fleur. OC/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,929 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5591 - Favs: 11,917 - Follows: 7,092 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 6,038 - Follows: 4,140 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Raise Your Ninja Child by Crystia reviews
Kakashi is six years old again, sent to the past. After his father dies, Minato acts as his caretaker, and chaos ensues: well-meaning chaos, but poor Minato doesn't know what to do. One-shot. For mapplepie.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 350 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Petunia's Boys by severusphoenix reviews
A very AU Severus/Harry mentor fic with Lucius as a friend as well. Petunia dies and the Dursley's flee Privet Drive along with Harry. They end up hiding in an unexpected place when the Hogwarts letter arrives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,040 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Little boy and bouilabaisse girl by potterheadcharles reviews
A short little one-shot for 'arry and Fleur. Harry is determined to not be a little boy anymore and Fleur is determined not to stop calling him the same. My second story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 224 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28912 - Favs: 28,385 - Follows: 17,714 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ice and Honor by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 453 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Eddard S., M. Luwin - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 6,524 - Follows: 4,793 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 4,163 - Follows: 1,297 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 473 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Lone Traveler: Building a Better Burrow by dunuelos reviews
The Better Burrow arc from my Lone Traveler compendium: The Lone Traveler encounters the Burrow before it was expanded. Maybe it can be made into a safer and more comfortable home for this version of the Weasleys. It's amazing how much a building can change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,149 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 439 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P., Molly W., Arcturus B., Arthur W. - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 722 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Impossible Things by SquirrelWho reviews
When a mysterious blue box appears on Baker Street, a blue box that only opens at Sherlock's touch, he finds a strange blonde woman inside who insists on the impossible. Faced with the realization that his entire life has been a charade he must choose between the facade and the truth because sometimes the truth can be a trap.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,260 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Rose T., TARDIS, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 10,035 - Follows: 2,875 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 4837 - Favs: 9,573 - Follows: 6,425 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prankster's Apprentice by kitcat234 reviews
Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10377 - Favs: 25,362 - Follows: 14,456 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 299 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Massive Bluff by JDKloosterman reviews
As it happens, not everything is what it seems in the world of Mass Effect. The Prothean Beacon isn't quite what Shepard made it out to be, the Reapers aren't really the Reapers, and the Collectors DEFINITELY aren't the Collectors. John Shepard is still John Shepard, but not the one everyone thinks he is. Rating for some innuendo. AU.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/29/2014 - John S., Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 8,831 - Follows: 5,554 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 553 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
Checkmate by livezinshadowz reviews
One-shot, "The Cost of Living" sequel. In a world where Pein's ideal of peace is a tentative thing overseen by Naruto, Kakuzu mulls over his life's work and what his next move should be. When he's given a second opportunity to instruct a young mind, Kakuzu makes a decision that surprises even him, the repercussions of which are bound to have long-lasting effects for the world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Kakuzu - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 2,819 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 6,781 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Not The Doctor by JTER reviews
The Reapers are the result of temporal carelessness by the Daleks during the Time War, and one man - a man who used to be a Doctor - is sent to try nd repair the damage. Oneshot plot-bunny that attacked me on a boring weekend, featuring the War Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/21/2013 - War Doctor, J. Garson - Complete
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
It's About Time by Yunaine reviews
Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 6,186 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
I'm Going To Kill You by HalfASlug reviews
Left home alone for Halloween, Harry decides to visit his best friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Funny Thing, Magic by Graphed Vulgarity reviews
Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,777 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 4822 - Favs: 15,178 - Follows: 6,595 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 386 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Ladies and Gentlemen by mrs.milfoy reviews
In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 436 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Line by livezinshadowz reviews
When a young Ino tries to use the Shintenshin for the first time on Naruto, something goes wrong and the two find themselves temporarily stuck in the other's body. A series of moments depicting the evolution of their relationship, from acquaintances to friends to something more, all by crossing that metaphorical line created when a boy and a girl forge a bond. Naruto/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,692 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7963 - Favs: 16,884 - Follows: 10,195 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11585 - Favs: 17,148 - Follows: 11,533 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wanderer's Diary by Three Rejects reviews
Most know of the so-called messiah of the Capital Wasteland, the man known only as the Lone Wanderer. To the righteous, he is a saviour. To the evil, he is a nightmare made manifest. And to those who actually know what he's like as a person, he's a dangerous nutjob with some serious psychological issues.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,276 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Power by kb0 reviews
In his sixth year, Harry meets an unexpected visitor at school and not only does she like him, but she can help him beat Voldemort. (for those that care about 'ships, Harry/sorta-OC)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,341 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Point of Principle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate universe. Short piece of silliness concerning Salazar Slytherin. One shot. Tagged as 'humor' since there was no 'generally silly' option available. Rated 'T' to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Petunia D., Salazar S.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nameless Man by Brennus reviews
Newly appointed probationary Auror Ginny Weasley wanted to do something more meaningful with her life than just play Quidditch. Newly promoted Assistant Head Auror Harry Potter has problems, not least of all that his ex-girlfriend has just moved in with another man. When a pure-blood hunting serial killer suddenly appears, will the Departments latest recruit be a help or a distract
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,086 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 124 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Butterfly Effect by Brennus reviews
Minor events can have repercussions far beyond their size and importance. When one of these minor events occurs to a ten year-old Harry Potter he finds his world turned upside-down and it starts him down a very different path than the one he expected to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,741 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 285 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 8,088 - Follows: 2,410 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of Emrys by Advent of Shadows reviews
Finally free from the Phantom Zone after being trapped for years, Harry Potter finds that the world has changed greatly. After years of being put in life or death situations, can he adapt to a peaceful life now that Voldemort and his followers have long since been dealt with and he is finally free from his prison, or will he find a new purpose and be more? Book 1 of the Emrys Saga.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,636 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Harry P., Zatanna Z.] - Complete
Animorph, Animagus by fringeperson reviews
The power of change may be a new and novel concept to a group of five teenagers who just met an alien, but to a wizard it is something very familiar. gen-fic, oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 252 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 863 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 7,906 - Follows: 2,322 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by mathiasgranger reviews
As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 1,535 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 9,305 - Follows: 5,186 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Death Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be by Kinsfire reviews
Harry finds a way to deal with Voldemort, only it's going to kill him to do it. That's just the beginning, however.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,836 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 853 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 11,156 - Follows: 3,331 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,952 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 1,136 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 355 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 5,796 - Follows: 1,918 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Well, This Is Complicated by freckles-knows reviews
100 Wholock drabbles that are 100 words long.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 6,657 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 5,006 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and The End of Days by HiBob reviews
Whatever we expect, it is never what will happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,315 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Kitsune's Power by TheBeardedOne reviews
With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,939 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,650 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Floating Feathers to Foulweather Friends by HalfASlug reviews
31st October, 2001. Hermione, at the end of an average day at work, remembers a not-so-average day she had ten years ago that changed her life in every way. Trio friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3379 - Favs: 6,002 - Follows: 3,772 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 7,404 - Follows: 2,179 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 397 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shades of Blue Cerulean by bluedawn01 reviews
Trapped in the parallel universe, Rose finally thinks she's found the Doctor, but it isn't exactly the one she expects. She falls in love with him anyway. The first story in the "Past Present and Future" series.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,590 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - 8th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 509 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 10,363 - Follows: 4,867 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 5,224 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4432 - Favs: 9,340 - Follows: 4,116 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 3,569 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Coach Granger by Luan Mao reviews
A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,666 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 305 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 9,778 - Follows: 4,813 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 1,719 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
A Two Companion Gap by Othellia reviews
Set right after the Season 5 finale, the Doctor talks to Amy about his previous companions. A couple days later, the TARDIS gets sick and time traveling paradoxes between two different Doctors ensue. Doctor/Rose, Amy/Rory; K plus for one swear word.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,046 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4708 - Favs: 11,086 - Follows: 5,626 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 9,545 - Follows: 5,613 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Connecting the Dots by JDKloosterman reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,918 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 13,591 - Follows: 12,995 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 6,422 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 5,323 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 4,401 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 10,687 - Follows: 5,673 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Babysitting Debacles by Muffliato reviews
Angelina Weasley should have known that pranking the 'Saviour of the Wizarding World' would result in a weekend of babysitting, nargles, migraines, and the contemplated murder of her overly-sensitive brother-in-law. — Crack-y but canon! Post-DH and pre-Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Angelina J., Teddy L., Luna L., James S. P. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 326 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 15,856 - Follows: 4,369 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
She Likes Bugs by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. The colourful bug came and sacrificed himself to seal her into an infant bug. This infant bug was a boy, and he was now her responsibility. Just as well she liked bugs really. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,170 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Shino A. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Order of the Phoenix by HiBob reviews
"VICTUM VEL PEREO" The Malfoy family motto. "Conquer or Perish."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,188 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Point Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry and Tonks have a conversation, and it turns into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Chaos by Request by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Disillusioned with the Post-War Wizarding World and three-ring circus his life has become, Harry decides to find a way to change all that he feels went wrong in his life. AU, time travel, no pairings, & mentions of abuse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,475 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 4,703 - Follows: 1,022 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 398 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 6,029 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
By the 13th year by freckles-knows reviews
13 year old Amy Pond is on a school trip, and miserable.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H. - Complete
Legacy of the Red Sun: The Complete Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
After Luke Skywalker died in a tragic speeder accident as a child, ObiWan was about to give up hope, until he discovered a child with powers unlike anything he'd ever seen: the last son of Krypton. A repost of entire Trilogy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,023 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Mara Jade, Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 5,296 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
One Last Prank by bookaddict19 reviews
Upon the death of Lily and James Potter a last prank in the form of their will leads to an unpredictable chain of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 4,495 - Follows: 1,191 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 362 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 11,222 - Follows: 5,618 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 7,195 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack by Clell65619 reviews
- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 194 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4418 - Favs: 11,880 - Follows: 5,741 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Eleven by WuHaoNi reviews
In which the Doctor is really a madman with a box. AU
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 736 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
The Chronicle by fringeperson reviews
Do NOT own. Harry likes to take pictures and collect stories in his book. Stories from all the people that he meets when he's travelling. X-Over of epic proportions. contains yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,492 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Triplets by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Harry is brought to Wammy's House and meets both L and Beyond Birthday, who he physically resembles a great deal. AU and OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 428 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., L - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 989 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznx reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 162 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 7,564 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bridging the Gap by WalkingWit reviews
A rift in the universe means that Rose and her Doctor must travel back to their own world and meet up with the new Doctor and the Ponds to stop the universe from falling apart. Old friends lend a helping hand when the Doctor needs it most.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,918 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, 11th Doctor - Complete
Soulmates by Lily Ophelia reviews
Harry takes Luna to Slughorn's party, and in a moment of emotion, he does something that causes him to question all he thought he knew about himself. Unfortunately, he chooses to deny what he truly knows, and it begins to tear him apart. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,881 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Memoir of ArchMage Ra'Jirra by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Ra'Jirra the khajiit, Arch-Mage of the Mage's Guild. How did he make it? What happened in the battle against the King of Worms? Why were we lumbered with this — this — FARMBOY?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 571 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Team Thirteen by PeinSaku reviews
He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. — Sequel to "Letters to Sasuke." [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Case 129 by Silens Cursor reviews
Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 5,365 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not the Only Redhead by joemjackson reviews
Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 333,911 - Reviews: 2467 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 6,383 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,839 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 310 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 1,110 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 8,540 - Follows: 3,657 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,138 - Reviews: 4533 - Favs: 12,662 - Follows: 5,122 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 4,653 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Searching For The Power by GinnyMyLove reviews
Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 573,420 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 350 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 6,021 - Follows: 3,597 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
The Lonely Doctors Club by Onedergirl reviews
Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Martha J., John W. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 591 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
End of the Line by Chilord reviews
Because Even the best of intentions can have the most dire of consequences
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4320 - Favs: 4,663 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Fine Spot of Trouble by Chilord reviews
Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,479 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 893 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
My Slytherin Harry by hermyd reviews
If things were different, and Harry was a Slytherin, and Ginny's parents had tried their best to keep her away from him, what would happen when she's finally had enough? Anti lots of people, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3276 - Favs: 6,209 - Follows: 3,477 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4631 - Favs: 13,548 - Follows: 6,896 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Hello, Doctor I'm the Doctor by The Sainted Physician reviews
The Eleventh Doctor and the Meta-crisis 10.5 finally meet, but how will they react when they discover the true purpose of their existence? And how will Rose feel about the man who left her behind without saying goodbye? With bonus Amy Pond! One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 891 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 10,500 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Goblet of Fire by HiBob reviews
The Tri-wizard Tournament. Honour. Eternal Glory. And Money.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,586 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 726 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 4,299 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Not As Advertised by sasahara17 reviews
Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 873 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Heart's Home by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 1,441 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
This shouldn't be by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
This is a short fic that shows just why the HarryxGinny pairing shouldn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 326 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
HJG: The Smartest Witch of Her Age? by HarnGin reviews
Hermione attends a very one-sided, yet eye-opening, job interview. Some non-canon content; not for Hermione fanatics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 278 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 788 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 8,405 - Follows: 3,573 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6583 - Favs: 14,102 - Follows: 5,696 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 4,821 - Follows: 1,275 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 7,616 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 541 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Thousand Words by Captain-Emily reviews
A stranger sits on an old stone bench, pondering his lost connection with humanity. With a painting and the offered hand of friendship, Luna helps him find it. A Luna Lovegood & J'onn J'onzz friendship fic.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Impatience by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Nothing is ever simple, especially in war. But things are about to get considerably more complicated when two strangers arrive amidst a group of battle droids, bearing knowledge that could change the galaxy. Obi-Wan, Ten, Donna.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,173 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Obi-Wan K., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 7,508 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15791 - Favs: 26,098 - Follows: 10,854 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
A Tale Of Seasons by lordhellebore reviews
Her master's victory is nothing like Bellatrix hoped for. She lost everything, and even the Dark Lord has no more use for her. The only thing that is left to her is one prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bellatrix L., Neville L. - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
The Stories That Weren't by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione thanks Malfoy for the stories that weren't. An angsty little canon-compliant fic that came to me while I was musing over particle physics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 880 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3691 - Favs: 5,347 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A realistic SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
I wrote an SI, a huge thing with multiple chapters and stories. This isn't that. This is my second attempt at writing something that shows what I would actually do if stuck in the Marvelverse with superpowers.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 170 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 571 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 4,828 - Follows: 3,561 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 7,515 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 9,494 - Follows: 2,472 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by RobSt reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 5,520 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
A Smarter Hunt by kb0 reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been a little smarter in book 7? Here’s my version of book 7. H/G, R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,535 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Two: Dueling Serpents by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's second year has begun and his new life in Konoha goes on. What will happen when a new plot is hatched to try and kill him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 258 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mahou mo Ken by Enterprise1701-d reviews
When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,685 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Silence Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Su Li plays a subtle game of power - but Harry never plays to lose. Harry/Su Li, the first of its kind, and NOT appropriate for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 227 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4908 - Favs: 13,643 - Follows: 6,403 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Never Ending Summer by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! - PostOOTP, noHBP or DH. Harry finally grows up over a long difficult summer with a lot of help. Slow moving & Mature Themes. HPNT honks, maybe some HGRW but don't hold your breath. HarryTonks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,352 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by lecturience reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 2,111 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Battered Hearts by PerfesserN reviews
Ron and Ginny have been murdered, Hermione Weasley is the prime suspect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,131 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4587 - Favs: 9,899 - Follows: 5,133 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 1,751 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 4,912 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Immutable Forces by Belcris reviews
Harry Potter and Doctor Who crossover. The TARDIS is terrified and in pain and runs to the one man that can help her and it's NOT the Doctor. DW10/RT, HP/GW. AU. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
To End In Serenity by The Matt Silver reviews
The war's not over. Voldemort created one last Horcrux and sent it back in time, and Harry, Ron and Hermione have to travel back to destroy it and prevent that timeline's Voldemort from rising once and for all, all while doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HP/OFC, RW/HG, RL/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83,860 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Harry P., OC] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Prisoner of Azkaban by HiBob reviews
Anger is most dangerous when given a direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,479 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 841 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 7,030 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 550 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 8,126 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Mudblood by Saavik13 reviews
They did not ask for this. They did nothing more than be born with gifts they could not begin to fully understand. They did not choose to be our burden. They only ask to live. I see it in her eyes. This understanding. She knows this is her war." SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Minerva M. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 676 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 7,725 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
A Different Hero by Hamm On Wry reviews
We all know what happened on Halloween 1981. In a different world, might there not have been different results? I really don't believe this one has been done before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 9,154 - Follows: 2,467 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Thank You Ms Bones by old-crow reviews
Post OoTP Harry's life takes an unexpected turn when Fawkes provides Harry with a means of mobility. Ch 32 concludes the final six-chapter arc. Forget Book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,157 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 4,841 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Susan B., Harry P. - Complete
Luna Helps Out by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
Angsty Harry has a rough go of things in the spring of 5th year. Luna has a knack for making everything better. For the Sept 2008 Twin.Exchange challenge. HPLL, One-shot, complete. Prompts: a windy day, a stained glass window, & the phrase "It's so...big.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 500 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Best Bananas in the Universe by Robin4 reviews
In the wake of the Time War, the Doctor stumbles upon a weapons factory with questionable morals. And what’s a Time Lord to do after he destroys a weapons factory? Plant a banana grove, of course. Ninth Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Hidden Leaf's Living Weapon by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 388 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 388 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Meadows of Heaven by Mystical Magician reviews
Harry Potter crossover. Queens of Narnia and wizardry do not mix. Susan Minerva Pevensie-McGonagall has been walking a fine line for decades.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Minerva M., Susan Pevensie - Complete
Harry Potter and the River of El by MadScribbler reviews
This is a short one-shot sequel to Harry Potter and the Sword of Sethrael. A longer sequel is in the works and will be published shortly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Night They Remembered by Silens Cursor reviews
The war has begun, but Harry's worst danger now is inside of him. To free him from this poison, Moody and Tonks devise a plan - to get Harry to fall in love with Tonks and break the curse. But can she follow through when her own feelings interfere? HP/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,270 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 580 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9431 - Favs: 7,999 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,186 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Imagine That by The Sh33p reviews
In which the most obvious fact of Superman is that he's not.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 5,897 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Harry Potter is Dead by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
One-Shot, inspired by the Punisher. A violent vengeance is exacted. Warnings for violence, and pretty much bashes everyone except Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 3,726 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6552 - Favs: 18,418 - Follows: 6,643 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 1,056 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 9,206 - Follows: 1,479 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 232 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
T'was the Night Before Christmas by GenkaiFan reviews
Arabella Figg decides to forward five year old Harry’s Christmas letter. One shot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Harry P., Arabella F. - Complete
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Son of Nedra
An excerpt from The Mallorean Gospels positing an alternate reality. Just a one-shot set-up for now, but I'm open to expanding it, should inspiration strike.
David Eddings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Published: 8/28/2020
Reporter Extraordinaire! reviews
A one-shot crack!fic disguised as a Quibbler article. Luna interviews Fudge following the DoM disaster, putting a Qubbler spin on the state of the Wizarding World. Very slight cross-over with Mike Judge's "Idiocracy".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2017 - [Luna L., Harry P.] C. Fudge - Complete
Moonstruck
The root of the word "lunacy" means, roughly, "moonstruck". In this heroes' tale, a moonstruck Luna Lovegood helps a fraught Harry fight his daemons – both internal and external – to become the Hero he is meant to be, standing proud in the annals of history alongside his mythological forefathers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Luna L., Xenophilius L., Selene
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