I have something to say my fellow authors and readers

I am an idiot, the scars on my body prove it

I am a fool, the hate from my father proves it

I am a genius, the favorites, follows, and reviews from my readers prove it

My father expects more me then I can give

I am different, what I do for fun proves it

I am a bookworm, an author, an outsider, an artist, a music lover, and an idiot

I can't do anything right

I write with my emotions, hate, anger, love, passion, pride, and fear

I hate my life, but I love it

If you feel like me, copy and paste to your profile

“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx.

Dear millionaires and billionaires, If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

If you fall, I'll be there. -Floor

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks

Duct tape is like the "Force" It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course it's usually just an oncoming express train.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity.

I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm better than youuuuuu!

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasant.

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

If life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I battle sarcasm with logic. I call it logicasm.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Did you know "gullible" isn't a real word?

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just rigged your house with explosives.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work hard for it. Now quiet, they're announcing the lottery numbers.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to the distraction of the "Watch your step" sign.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I don't know what my problem is. But I do know it's really hard to pronounce.

If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I'm such a REBEL. I leave messages before the beep!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every last minute of it!

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Drive it like you stole it!

Sanity? I've never heard of such a useless thing to begin with!

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay.

There are two types of pedestrians—the quick and the dead.

There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives.

You are such a good friend! Now that our ship is sinking, and there is only one life vest... I'll miss you heaps and think of you often.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.

Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

I didn't say it was your fault. I was just blaming it on you.

A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

Don't follow in my footsteps—I walk into walls.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

There are three sides of an argument. Your side, my side, and the right side.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' is congress the opposite of progress?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words.

Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with written words than with spoken words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Sometimes, when I say, "I'm okay," I want someone to look me in the eyes and say "No. I know you aren't."

You never know what it's like to lose a best friend until you look back and don't feel safe enough to fall.

Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it's to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.

Friendship isn't about who's been there the longest. It's about who came, and never left your side.

I can't stop the downpour, but I'll always be willing to go with you for a walk in the rain.

The only reason God didnt make us sisters is because one mom couldn't handle us both.

Best friends are the people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go throught them alone.

A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But best friends only poke at each other with straws.

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

A true friend can see your hidden tears behind the smile everyone else believes.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

As a Writer, Reader, and Reviewer:

I will be courteous in all PMs and reviews. I will be polite, kind, and honest. Rudeness never got anyone anywhere.

I will never hold a chapter hostage. I write for me, and though reviews are fun and I enjoy getting them, they are not the reason I am here.

I will not give up if someone flames me or my stories. I have more important things to do than listen to people who have nothing better to do than trawl through stories and bash them to bits.

I will keep canon characters as close to canon as possible, unless writing a crack!fic or I have a very good reason.

I will strive to make my Original Characters believable and not invincible. Even Superman has a weakness, and nobody can identify with someone who has no faults.

I will proof-read everything before I post and get someone else to look it over if possible. I understand there will be mistakes, and that not many people enjoy decoding something before reading it.

I will not post chapters that consist of only author's notes. Not only is this against Fanfiction.net's rules, but people are not reading my stories to hear about my personal life.

I will not put down any story or author, instead offering my thoughts and polite advice.

I will do my very best to make my plots original and entertaining. If I must reuse an idea, I will make it as different and new as possible.

I will be a proud FanFiction writer, reader, and editor.

Also a little note for some people who are not familiar with the PJO Fandom:

Percy Jackson is the fucking son of Poseidon, he is not the son Hades or any other god unless in cannon. Thank you for reading this

For life, everyone has different faces they use when talking to different people

Taylor Fireheart or Robyn Flamebird is my writer's name, it's the mask I use when I write anything. On those long nights or those little times in class where I pop open my notebook and just write. Writing is a challenge and a hobby, it's a skill you can use in real life. This is my imaginative side, the girl who communicates better in writing then talking.

Little Bear is my family name, it's the mask I wear when I'm with my family. When I'm visiting with my mom, playing with my sister, or talking to my dad on those long car rides. I wear it when I'm hanging with my family, my personal family, it's the face my closest friends see a few times.