Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV

In the twilight of his career, NHL goaltender Edward Cullen is in a unique position—his time on the ice is running out just as his new relationship with Dr. Bella Swan is heating up. Could this be the season when Edward finally wins it all? Dentistella - Hockeyward/Goalieward/Tattooward

Hermione left England for France after a nasty breakup with Ron caused her world to come crumbling around her. Now, she is happily married to Draco Malfoy, content with her life, when Lucius Malfoy dies, causing her to have to come back to England. With six years of no contact, how will her former friends react to the changes in the her life?

A meal time declaration from his fifteen-year-old daughter leads Edward Cullen to a culinary class led by Chef Isabella Swan. Will he find more than a new skill over the next twelve weeks? *Daddyward Contest Cutest Kid and Gimme More awards; 2ND Place public vote* (M rating for future chapters) [Olderward/Youngerella]

When Bella tags along at the last minute as Alice's plus one in the Caribbean, she meets the grooms younger brother. What happens afterward when they meet back in Seattle?

Bella's life was perfect. She had a great house, a steady income a fiance... but things aren't always as they seem. A brash decision and a move that takes her to the other side of the world see's Bella forced to find herself in a whole new country: New Zealand. AU/OOC Kiwiward/Kiwiella

After getting left at the altar without a word, Bella Swan treats herself to a beach holiday for one. The poolside oasis is perfect for sipping drinks, some attempted healing, and meeting a handsome stranger with a not-so-different past.

The Swan Family is back together for the first time in years for a Holiday. Everything is picture perfect, until the youngest Swan, Bella, brings home a new boyfriend. Edward seems a little too good to be true to these skeptical Swans. Now expanded!

Freaky Friday with a Twilight Twist. New Moon AU. As much as Bella and Edward love each other, they can't possibly understand what the other's life is like. On Bella's 18th birthday, instead of a paper cut, a switch is about to make Forks even weirder. DRABBLE

I may be just the new guy in town, but even I can see the stakes are high at this year's annual Pumpkin Chunkin' Festival. There's a whole lot more to be broken than just a few pumpkins. My thanks to Mr. DB for all things Tyler and for airbrushing my words. SM owns Twilight.

Whoever said that revenge is best served cold is dead wrong. Payback against the person who wronged you should be conducted while your anger is still fresh... preferably while in full view of the friendly neighbor across the street. AH. One shot.

A doctoral candidate in child psychology in the midst of a quarter life crisis, a single father with a thick accent and some handyman tendencies, a two year old in pink boots and pigtails that refuses to talk, and a new relationship that's turning heads. Small town gossip in the South is already out of control, but at this point, it's downright an epidemic.

When Rose forced me to come out tonight, I figured I'd get a little muddy, maybe more than a little drunk, and have an okay time, but you change things. You change everything, Edward.

She's a hot waitress that uses sign language. He's always behind the bar watching. Toss in an eager bouncer, hearing impaired dart players, a little bravery, and a lot of storm for a potent cocktail—shaken, not stirred. **First place public vote & recipient of High Note Award in May 2022 Song to Story Challenge** A/H E/B O/S

While Dr. Bella Swan isn't a fan of the spooky side of Halloween, she finds herself drawn into a charming spider's web at a friend's pumpkin carving party, leaving her to wonder if getting caught could be the sweetest treat of all. *2020 TwiTricksandTreats6 contest entry expanded - Voted No. 1 in the Top 10 fics completed April 2022 by the visitors of www twifanfictionrecs com

Struggling to control his daughter's vampire boyfriend from manipulating him, Edward turns to the one service he swore he would never use. V.A.M.P. The Vampires Assisting Mortals Program

Firefighter Edward Cullen hates pumpkin spice. Bakery owner Bella Swan can't accept that. Fluff ensues, that's the plot.

Touring is hard, but the fans make it worthwhile. And a fan like Bella, who's been supporting them throughout their tour, deserves something special. A FAGE 14 story for addict writer

When Bella is in a car accident, she can't help checking out the hot EMT who comes to her rescue. One shot, rated M for citrus!

To mack on or not to mack on, that is the question for Pre-K teacher Bella Swan once she meets her new student's Poppy. A birthday drabble-ish work for Diane. NOW with part 2!

Bella's got it bad for sexy cops with handcuffs. But there's one in particular who invades her every fantasy — and he's about to find out her dirty little secret. ***1st Place Winner in the Bodice Rippers Contest, along with Hottest Foreplay Award and more***

When the flower girl for Bella's wedding ends up sick, she turns to her brother for the next best thing. AH. All fluff. Rated M for language. Written for Pandora's BoxIs Heavy Beta'd by Alice's White Rabbit. Banner by Sunshine1220

"Mate," he rasped. Her eyelids, which had momentarily fluttered closed at his closeness, opened now. For the first time it registered to him that her irises were burnished gold- the color of marigolds. She shared their diet. "Mate," she echoed. There was a roaring in his ears, which he belatedly realized was his own answering growl.

How does a sweet Kindergarten Teacher fare against the temptation of a sexy Musician. This Oneshot is inspired by 'Feeling Good' by Muse. MA. Lemons.

Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.

It seemed natural to take fresh, cold, homemade lemonade to the construction site across the road. Little did she know that the simple action would lead to love. Rated M for the usual reasons

"What do you mean we're stuck together?" Hermione asked, eyes wide, hands gripping the wooden arms of her chair. "Just what I said, Miss Granger," Professor Snape said, sneering down at her from where he stood in front of them, hands clasped. "Because of your stupidity in my class, you and your partner are now stuck together." "Fix it," Draco demanded. / EWE, Dramione, one-shot

Hermione is a hard-working lawyer. Draco is a rugby player. Will they hit it off when Harry tries a bit of matchmaking? Non-Magic AU. Gift for CourtingInsanity for the DFW Birthday GOGO 2019.

COMPLETE. An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition... but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage, and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. [AU]

"His gaze travels up and down my body, and I watch as he palms himself through his jeans, almost as if he's unaware of it, but I can tell he's straining against the button fly. Then, he leans over me again, and this time I don't shut my eyes. "Mate."" 1st place winner Public Vote for the Red-Eyed Edward Contest

"Ten inches and a missed opportunity," Alice mourned. "Never again. I'm never going to agree to date someone I meet at work. It's a disaster."

Tired of being in the spotlight, Hermione Granger decides to leave the wizarding world and live as a muggle under an alias. Eventually, she enters into a relationship with a handsome doctor who happens to be none other than Draco Malfoy, also living under an assumed alias. What chaos will ensue when her friends finally spot a picture of her in the paper and set out to find her?

His entire world shifted and he was suddenly certain that his life was no longer really his own, it belonged to her. He could only hope she'd forgive him, could only hope she'd accept him. Because he was a veela and Hermione Granger was his mate. The only woman who had any chance of truly making him happy was the same girl he'd spent half a lifetime tormenting. Karma was a bitch.

Draco waits for Hermione to show at one of the Ministry's well-known galas; getting one hell of a surprise when she does. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.

Hermione and Draco stumble upon a mysterious portal and find themselves hurtled back through time a thousand years. Forced to team up to find a way home, they quickly realize that much of the history they believed to be fact, wasn't true after all. A founders era, time travel Dramione. Winner of Most Creative Plot in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.

For decades, Edward has aided women in their darkest hour with Alice's guidance, ignoring her ulterior motive to find him 'the one.' This Halloween, she sends him to Bella's Bakery and Books. Is shopkeeper Isabella just another damsel-in-distress or is she something more? My entry for the Tricks and Treats 3 contest (2017)

"In a world run by greed and built by deadly machines, muggles find their way through the trials of their daily lives with only their wits to guide them. Join the adventure and discover the muggle world like you've never known it. Welcome to Muggles and Mortgages." Dramione EWE. M mostly for language

What the hell were Harry and Ron thinking "protecting" her from the boys of Hogwarts like some helpless damsel in distress! She could handle the attention very well, thank you very much! – Only Draco hadn't asked the duo for any help, he had much more pleasurable plans for Granger. M-rating for smut and language. A four-part fluffy dramione with a side of smut, arguments and hexes!

"Hermione told me not an hour after the war was over that we needed forgiveness, understanding, and education to not repeat the mistakes of the first war's aftermath. With all of that comes second chances." The war might be over but the pain, anger, and hatred doesn't vanish overnight. This fic is about its title. AU, Post-War, Dramione. Rating for language and some sexual content.

Hermione is nursing a broken heart and planning a Christmas alone. But, when Draco Malfoy decides to crash her solo plans to avoid an arranged engagement, everything changes. One Witch, one Wizard, one Muggle cabin with an old record player, and two jaded souls. Can Christmas work its magic on these two? Long One Shot, written for Wordsmith and Beta's Holiday Aesthetic Fest.

A dying woman. A compulsion to intervene. A pair on the run from a family who would interfere. Who shot her and why? How can he help her find out, resolve it and remain true to his nature and the expectations of his family? Edward and Bella OOC. Lemons. Jake lovers need go no further. Compete.

After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M

Seventh year AU (no war) and Hermione is stuck in Charms when the classroom begins to warp and wobble, her own time merging with that of a future class. What happens when the future students of Hogwarts meet the old? And whose children do they happen to be? Rated M for language and just in case.

What if the Hermione Granger that arrived at Hogwarts was bitter and ambitious? How will the world cope with Slytherin's first muggleborn? This is basic light and Dumbledore bashing, good Slytherin, and a darkish Dramione. Enjoy! COMPLETE

Shortly after the events of 5th year, Hermione gets shocking news from her parents- she's a pureblood! How does the world change when Gryffindor's Golden Girl is discovered to be the sister of a Slytherin? Well, Draco Malfoy's summer decidedly improves. Begins summer before sixth year, roughly a week after Hogwarts ends. AU, 6th year, pureblood!Hermione, rated M for language.

A strange envelope finds itself into the way of Hogwarts most up and coming 7th years. Inside is a peculiar link to a website known as fanfiction where they discover there are thousands of stories written about them. What will happen as they sit down and enjoy some good old fan fiction together? (Dramione & other pairs) Rated T for language. Cute Fluff/Humor. ONESHOT. COMPLETE

Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.

When they were packing for Lawndale, Daria found Jake's old guitar. This changes things, maybe not in big ways, but it changes them all the same. Eventual TxD, many other minor pairings along the way. I don't own Daria. Complete.

So you're standing in line for coffee, minding your own business, when a sexy cop with nerdy tattoos walks into your life. Soon, you have yourself a sexy, nerdy cop boyfriend who rocks your world. Cops can't be seen on social media, did you know that? Bella didn't. That was going to be a challenge considering she made her living as a vlogger who documented her so-called nerdy life.

Two nights before Christmas, Harry and Hermione come across a woman that they hadn't expected to see... Narcissa Malfoy was a heartbroken widow and hadn't seen her son in years. In a burst of Christmas spirit, Harry and Hermione comfort a lonely mother and reunite a broken family. In the process, Hermione's life is changed forever. One-shot/Complete

Jacob wasn't able to save Bella when she jumped off the cliff, and she died. A year later, she's living in Afterlife, checking-in dead people all day every day. What happens when her supervisor sends her to fetch a vampire from Limbo? NaNoWriMo warm up

**COMPLETED** 9 years after the Battle of Hogwarts Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger find themselves incredibly lonely, and both set out to expand their family through adoption. Their paths merge and a friendly acquaintance turns to a friendship that could grow to more. As children enter their lives, it bonds them even more. Fluff, some smut.

Hermione comes up with a charm that allows 'bonded soul' matches, something that has been unheard of for generations. What will Hermione do when her own magic matches her with Draco Malfoy? Unique pairings. This Hermione is a scarred war hero in a political job. She is not going to act like a brash teen and starts out in shock and reserved. Not for all readers.

Isabella is the first vampire in existence. After many years of ruling she decides to create the Volturi to take over. 3000 years later and Isabella has to come out of hiding because the Volturi aren't doing what she made them for. She comes across a handsome Cullen in the woods of Forks and takes a liking to him and his family. What happens when the Volturi go after the Cullens?

Edward is doing his job, teaching high school, but he isn't happy. He's the only single in a coven of happily mated vampires. Edward is lonely until a new student teacher steps into his class room. She's his mate, but is she even human? AU, OCC

Edward Cullen is a concert pianist at the top of his career. He's also a 105 year old vampire. Isabella Swan is the anti-socialite who wins a private concert with him in her home. AU, but canon pairings and characters otherwise. Rated M for strong language and adult situations.

"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.

Two bibliophiles, an Instagram account and some very suggestive hash-tagging. Is it true that there's nothing sexier than books? *4th place, Popular Vote, in the 2015 Meet The Mate Contest*

"Watching a couple on what I think is a horrible first date at a table near me…" A coffee shop, a bad blind date, and a twitter account lead to an afternoon that changes everything. 2nd Place Public Vote in the Meet the Mate Contest.

My cousin said I'd find a guy on FarmersOnly dot com, but I'm not looking for A guy, I'm looking for THE guy. The guy who gets my sarcasm, who loves bad pick up lines, who can't say no to ice cream, and who won't make me a featured story on Dateline. Are you man enough to be the cowboy of my dreams? AH, T, B&E, MeetTheMateContest entry

Being a teenager is annoying enough. Add in your new town being overrun by vampires and you have nothing but trouble. This is the story of the incredibly weird world of Isabella Swan. Just another reimagining of Twilight in the fan fiction world.

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

Is there anything better than watching three hot guys building a block foundation? Bella and Rose don't think so - that is until drinks after work lead them to meet the Masens face to face. AH

It is four years after the war and a married Hermione and Draco are forced to return to England from their home in France. How will everyone react when they see the two? Will friendships survive, strengthen, or will they be torn asunder?

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

Bella receives the Twilight books two weeks before she moves to Forks with a message not to share the books with anyone until a certain decision is made. While she's waiting for word that she can share the books, she writes letters to the Cullen's. (PS. Reposting as a gift to a friend. This was a completed fic. I'll post a bunch of chapters at a time. I'm not changing the story)

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Blaise braced his hands on the sill of the window to haul himself back to his feet, and immediately froze at the scene playing out through the window. "Oh, for f*ck's sake, Draco!". D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Do Me Veela Fest on LJ.

Bella Swan makes the only logical decision when her father dies a year before she graduates from college. She buys a Vermont Bed and Breakfast with the unexpected inheritance. Edward is a native Vermonter who thinks he knows everything about the kind of person who moves into his State. Eventual lemons - minimal angst. Lots of Vermont-made, syrupy sweetness.

After losing their sister, Edward and Emmett become doctors in the hopes of saving others from her fate. Love comes along when they least expect it, saving them from a lifetime of solitude. Written for the TwFic Doctorward Contest and voted Best Medical Terms! Rated M for Lemons. AH Edward/Bella Emmett/Rosalie

Mini sequel to Evermore Experience. Bella comes up with a unique anniversary gift for Edward with the help of some special friends.

Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.

Bella Swan and Dr. Edward Cullen meet on a eventful plane trip on the way to Nashville, TN. She's heading out to explore her dreams, and he's visiting family. The connection they make on the flight can't be ignored, and it brings them together over and over in the Music City. How long will it take before they realize what everyone else immediately sees? Lemons! Complete!

There's a veela in the castle who is searching for her, and her body sings only for him. He knows just how to play her like a fiddle, but the teacher's won't tell who he is for his protection while she can only feel him. Hogwarts had never been this tricky for her, and she fought in a war. One-Shot

A silly little Marriage Law ficlet. I'm pretty sure every H/S author is required to write one at some point. It's like a rite of passage.- Someone comes to Hogwarts with PLANS, but there are curious surprises at every turn.

Draco Malfoy takes Pee Wee Quidditch very, very seriously. Scorpius and James eat bugs. Hermione bets Ginny who will throw the first punch.

Ten years on, looking at the pictures on a wall, one realises how much has changed and how much has stayed the same. And also how much can still change since ten years, although a long time, is not as long as it seems. EWE

Texas State Trooper Edward Cullen and 911 Dispatcher Bella Swan had the perfect Friends w/Benefits relationship, until Bella's washer breaks, prompting Trooper Cullen to let her use his. Their own personal Spin Cycle breaks all their rules and surprises them both. All aboard the Cullen Crazy Train to wash, rinse, and spin! Rated M for Lots 'o Lemony Goodness and Trooperward!

Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M

Bella and Rose aren't expecting much when they walk into their favorite Friday night bar on a dreary Saturday evening until a hot guy in a kilt walks by. Kiltward with a nod to JAMMF. Dedicated to Valwaltzing and Jo.

Bella is looking forward to Spring Break as it means time spent with her personal mocha-making Chefward, and the new spring menu at the Coffee Nook. Sequel to "Peppermint Mocha." Written for Fandom for Philippines.

How the worst possible Thanksgiving Pageant became the best thing to ever happen to Bella Swan. Rampaging pirates and screaming turkeys to start your holidays the right way. One Shot.

Aunt Hermione is helping young Albus Severus with a few problems, by using stories of her schooldays and one Severus Snape as rewards. But the photo of Snape seems to react to them ...

Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?

By definition, the crash zone is a buffer zone outside the perimeter of the track. It's purpose is to ensure the safety of the fans from skaters falling out of bounds. Is it enough to keep hearts from being broken? This is a story about what happens when accounting nerds and derby chicks collide. AH, Geekward/Nerdward, Derbyella/Skaterella. Rated M for lemons and language.

Aussie Bella introduces her American friends, Alice and Rose, to a little taste of everything Australia has to offer... including three very delicious Aussie cowboys. Perhaps roos aren't the only things mating in the Outback. May be continued at a later date.

The War is long over and all Narcissa Malfoy wants is a peaceful home, but that is impossible when Draco is constantly drunk and depressed. He's in love with Hermione, but no one can find her since her disappearance from the Wizarding World years ago. The answer to a happy ending is an unauthorized painting of Hermione Granger, its mysterious artist...and magic.

A golden unicorn appearing on the Malfoy grounds sends the Manor into a flurry of activity, to the confusion of one Draco Malfoy. It's just a unicorn that happens to be gold - isn't it? DMHG

Following a moment of passion, Lily Potter finds herself in a difficult position. She does her best to hide it. What happens when seventeen years later, her biggest secret comes to light? A story chronicling the formation of a family. Rated M for swearing and suggestive themes. AU, EWE?, Post War, Mild OOC, Spoilers. Pairings: HG/DM HP/GW SS/OC - COMPLETE

The funny thing is, I didn't even have a hard decision to make. In the contest between keeping my decade-old secret and losing Malfoy's friendship, there was only one choice. DM/HG, EWE, complete.

Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?

"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."

Bella is ending her shift at one of the libraries at Dartmouth. Just as she stumbles on a potential mystery in the special collections stacks, Edward surprises her in more ways than one. Started as a one-shot, but not sure if there's more story to explore. M for a reason. My first attempt at writing a lemon - so feedback's appreciated!

Bella receives a gift of the Twilight Series from her ancestor who mysteriously disappeared over 300 years ago. Her choices are to move to Forks or run in the opposite direction. What is a girl to do?

"I'd rather you be dead than one of them." This fic is the result of Jacob's comment and will end by the wedding. Warning: not for Jacob and Billy Black fans. Bella is not a pushover and Charlie will find out the truth. Rated T for a few swear words.

I took an antique in for appraisal, only to find a much rarer treasure. I met Bella Swan on Antiques Roadshow, and PBS would never want for funds again. Canon couples, Vamps/Humans.

He's watched her for years, never knowing she was so close. When their worlds collide, will their secrets bring them together? Or will it be too much for them to handle? ExB (Teacherward/Fetishward) ** FicThisGif Contest Entry **

Single father Edward Cullen and his daughter are looking for a soft place to land. In an attempt to help her, he turns to a program at the local library. While two furry friends help his child find her confidence, their owner will mend his broken heart.

Edward and Bella embark on their journey to Forever and Bella realizes her want to hang on to Jacob is hurting Edward. She wises up and cuts Jacob loose.

AU - Bella Swan is an expert in antique documents. When the paper trail she is following leads overseas and she finds herself enamored with an enigmatic man named Edward Masen, will her training be enough to help her solve the mystery surrounding him?

After getting roped into attending Comic-Con by his boss, Edward is pleasantly surprised when Isabella is forced to man their company's booth with him. A geeky story about finding love in the most unexpected places.

It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.

When Hermione finds out that her entire life has been a lie, manipulated by none other than one Albus Dumbledore, her wavering loyalty is finally pushed over the edge. Is it even possible to betray those who have all but abandoned you? H.Riddle/DM

RE-POSTING Jacob and Tanya are crazy and evil. The Humans aren't so weak and Charlie saves the day. Bella and Edward are together but something is always trying to pull them apart. Lemons OCC Vamp B/E

What happens when two very busy people send two clueless people to pick up their babies from daycare? Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are in for a rough day but it may just have some nice repercussions. R&R please, includes Mom-bitchella and Daddyward

O/S: Bella succumbs to the pressures of geek world known as Comic-Con by her brothers. Dressed in a stupid costume, she braves the throngs of dweebs with their hard-ons. But do all geeks really require padding? Rated M. Collaboration with mmsinful.

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

Come for Commencement, stay for resolutions; Daria/Trent AU set after everything: Daria returns to Lawndale for Quinn's graduation and during the visit,she and Trent forge a new bond;Rating for language and explicit lovemaking;7th in my 2011 SSS Project

Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.

Written for Ficawesome Gift Exchange: Bella has lost both of her parents. She befriends Alice at college who demands she accompany her to Forks for Thanksgiving. Good times aplenty on Thanksgiving Eve. OOC/AH

AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.