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Coffee Run by siriuslocked reviews
Eva works at a fancy coffee shop round the corner from New York's Avengers Tower, meaning she gets a lot of funny customers - and that the novelty's worn off. But, a day or so after the events in Sokovia, it's a new guy's turn to do the Earth's Mightiest Heroes' coffee run, and this one's different in more than just appearance. [Cover art by the lovely electricgale]
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 133 - Words: 126,927 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Vision
Avengers At Disney World by Knowledge Is Porridge reviews
Fury's fed up of the Avengers not behaving like a team, so he's sending them on a bonding trip to Disney World with Hill as their babysitter. Meanwhile, Coulson rarely gets to spend time with his kids so he takes them to Disney World. The problem? They're going at the same time as the Avengers-who don't know of Coulson's survival. Some sort of AU. Clintasha. Some Stucky. Rated T.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,503 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/8/2020 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Agent Phil Coulson, Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Of Mice and Mischief Makers by siriuslocked reviews
Dramatis personae: an alien who thinks himself a god; a pickpocket with a plan; a valet; several tramps, gangbangers and general ne'er-do-wells; a kid; the guardian of the rainbow bridge. Oh, and a mouse. It wasn't surprising that Loki's hamartia would be a woman, but he certainly didn't expect her to be so... dirty.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/17/2018 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Loki, OC] Thor, Dr. Strange/Stephen S.
Duct Tape and Safety Pins by Cassodembreankia reviews
Okay, okay, okay. So MAYBE I panicked! So MAYBE I told my grandma that I was married when, in fact, I'm not! So MAYBE the only person she'd believe I'm "married" to is the Winter Soldier. So what? Pretending to be married isn't THAT hard... right? It's all duct tape and safety pins - we're only gonna be "together" for a short time! ... Right?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,203 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/27/2018 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, OC] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Remember Budapest by marvel-magnificent reviews
Before SHIELD, Natasha and Clint tried to kill each other. Natasha works for the KGB, assigned to the Russian ballet where memories of her past rear their ugly heads. Clint is a fugitive on the run, picked up by Special Agent Phil Coulson as a new SHIELD recruit. Then there was Budapest, where no amount of training could prepare them for the choices they are forced to make. AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,685 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/20/2017 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Marvel Elementary by Knowledge Is Porridge reviews
The Avengers all have their own problems. The question is how will they deal with them being elementary school students? AU but with superpowers. Be prepared to relive some of the stupid things you may have done when you were kids. Rated T to be safe.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,053 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 1/11/2015 - T. Stark/ Iron man, S. Rogers/Captain America, C. Barton/Hawkeye, Nick Fury Jr.
Same Old Same Old by FangirlingIsAnAddiction reviews
Nat's eyes gleamed. "I never forget a deal." She warns. "And I never break one." Bucky shoots back. "That's a lie." She snorts, but holds out her hand. "50 bucks." He takes it. "50 bucks." Or in which Nat makes a bet with Bucky about Steve.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,233 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 2/7/2016 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Captain America/Steve R.] [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.]
One Slightly Murderous Family by palmtreedragons reviews
Clint and Natasha sing on missions, Quicksilver watches old cartoons and gets bad ideas, Peter and Wade have a disastrous adventure, and they all battle to the death playing Pokémon Go. You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried. Avengers (and other Marvel folk) living together AU. Now featuring Spider-Man, Deadpool, the X-Men, the Agents of SHIELD, and the Guardians!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,900 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pietro M./Quicksilver, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
All of the Reasons Why by independentalto reviews
Of COURSE Fury would come up with a list of things the Avengers shouldn't do. And who would they be if they didn't do them? Everything that can and will happens. They snark. They drink. They...have object wars? Based off of skiddliebop's "They have rules?" One shots in no chronological order. Romanogers, Clintasha, Stony...I play with everything. But Pepperony. Always Pepperony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 331,010 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
In Between Time by Qweb reviews
Possible spoilers for AoU. In between the events of CA: TWS and Age of Ultron, the Avengers assembled to fight Hydra, bonding as a team in the process. These are random stories set in that time. Ain't we got fun! Not a "A Very Good Team" story; more in line with the MCU. Ch8-Mistaken Identity. Ch9-Cupid. Ch10-Cupid2. Ch11-Easter Sunrise. Ch12-Easter Morning. Ch13&14-The Contact.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,916 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 6/6/2015
Learning To Breathe by MarvelousKatie reviews
Bucky escaped HYDRA, Steve found him, and moved him to New York, hoping his former self would return. It's going to be a long road, regaining his emotions, and his ability to feel human. Luckily, there's a snarky brunette, who may or may not be the very thing he needs to find himself again. Started as one shots, became full fic! Cameos by different Marvel characters/ships.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,567 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Russian Doll by Alitote reviews
There is a corporation dedicated to providing people with what they need, and to do that they employ the Dolls. Natasha is their Model Doll, the one every doll should strive to be... or at least, she was.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Not so Picture Perfect by IronSparrow99 reviews
A series of snapshots into the lives of our favorite superheroes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [OC, Hawkeye/Clint B.] Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Helikaraoke by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
When did the Avengers get so good at singing, and when did Stark Tower and the Helicarrier become the set of The Avengers Musical?A collection of humorous oneshots including Avengers-themed song parodies. Stars original Avengers, often Loki, my OC Naomi Carson, and various other Marvel characters are occasionally thrown in.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,937 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., OC
Doctor Outranks Captain by nondescriptusername reviews
A doctor who can't help but try to put people back together and a soldier whose world has just been shattered for the second time. Not as sappy as it sounds (most of the time). Lots of swearing. Post-Winter Soldier. Captain America/ OC, with appearances by various other Avengers characters. I don't own any of the Avengers characters. Clearly.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,705 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Falcon/ Sam W., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Avengers texting (aka giving Fury a new headache) by IronSparrow99 reviews
Someone gave Thor a phone. (Tony.) Someone gave Steve a phone. (Taylor.) Someone told them how to send texts. (Tony and Taylor.) And someone REALLY needs to tell Thor how to turn off Caps Lock. Part of Iron Beta 'verse. P.S. contains Stucky (Steve/Bucky), Bruce/Betty, Jane/Thor, Clint/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 4/13/2015 - OC
Marvel: Internet Wars by Lasgalendil reviews
There wasn't a child alive in America who didn't know the story and sacrifice of James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes. Barnes was also quite clear: only Steven Grant "That Star Spangled Ass" Rogers got to call him that. ...No, really. Peter Parker was not making this stuff up. It was right there on the guy's twitter handle.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2016
Volatile by IronSparrow99 reviews
Six missing team members. Six hostages. One messed up organization. And only one hope for rescue - in the form of Taylor Stark. And did we mention that there weren't any metal suits allowed? *Iron Beta 'verse*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Complete
Iron Beta 2: All is Fair in Love and War by IronSparrow99 reviews
Taylor Stark is back. She's older, wiser (just kidding!), and tougher. She's gained a family, a love life, and all kinds of experiences. But just how much will she lose?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,248 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [OC, Hawkeye/Clint B.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Don't You Worry Child by jhm64892 reviews
It was just Samantha and her mother against the world, each looking after the other in any way they knew how. So when her mother dies and she is left to live with her father, Tony Stark, who she has never met in her life before Samantha is distraught. How will she deal with having a superhero for a father? And what will happen when one Captain America turns up?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 140,398 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] [Captain America/Steve R., OC] - Complete
Snooze Button by wingedmessanger reviews
Five times Steve helps his team to sleep in and the one time they help him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Complete
The Many Adventures of Bucky Bear by Drag0nst0rm reviews
Everyone had a Bucky Bear as a kid. Everyone. They just never imagined it was the SAME one. No slash, don't own.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
You'll Get Loki'd For Christmas! by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Loki is sent to Midgard for the month, and the Avengers find that they'll have to keep him out of mischief over Christmas. No one is happy with this arrangement.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Loki - Complete
A very Avengers Christmas by killbothtwins reviews
A group of superheroes celebrate the holidays. Where Tony Stark gets a heart, SHIELD gets the Christmas spirit, and things may explode. Intended to be a series of one-shots all the way until Christmas.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,367 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Avengers aren't very good at Christmasing (they do try though) by Dark K. Sly reviews
Or: the one where Tony decides they are going to have a perfect Christmas even if it kills them.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Man with a Plan by Dark K. Sly reviews
Soon after all of them had moved into the Avengers Tower, Tony Stark had taken it upon himself to take out the huge stick that seemed to live in Steve Rogers' butt.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Tyna Válað by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
A collection of spinoff oneshots for the people who wished a happier ending for Battle of Wits. Oneshots where things are different: Loki and Naomi can be together. Pure fluff, angst, and humor. Not "cannon," just a balm for the Naoki withdrawals some may have. Let the snowball fights and rainy days and bantering begin.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,106 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Loki, OC
Twisted Minds Think Alike by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
She looked and acted like an angel. And just when you started to believe she really wasn't a killer underneath, she would strike. Loki thought she was just the kind of person he could use, after he manipulated her into trusting him. Little did he know, she was trying to manipulate him back. Both twisted minds try to trick and bend the other to their will… but will either succeed?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,148 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Loki, OC, Agent Maria Hill - Complete
The Offical Avengers Video Diary by TheMarvelousAsgardian reviews
The Avengers give Steve a camcorder for his 95th birthday. He, in turn, opens it up for all of the Avengers' use. A series of videos taken by various team members of the odd activities taking place in the facility.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
The Trouble Makers Club by ChaoticParadise reviews
Tony discovers that he has a daughter. The daughter makes friends with two resident bad boys. Loki and Bucky. The three damaged souls learn that normal is what you make it. Childish behavior and a way to break the writer's block. Pairings are up for suggestion.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,146 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, OC, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Snow, Bucky and the Avengers by Fezzes at 221b reviews
HYDRA didn't really think about how freezing metal can get, while fusing a metal arm onto the /Winter/ Solider (Or maybe they didn't think anyone stupid as Clint would think to put their tongue on it)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Sin Eater by Cuckoo on a String reviews
He can't remember. She can't forget. Sometimes picture perfect doesn't mean it's a perfect picture. Nick Fury's secret Compendium is in jeopardy after the events of TWS, and when the sky is falling, the ugly stuff hits the fan. AoS cameos. Rated for language and violence.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,136 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC, Nick Fury - Complete
Good to be Alive by reignofdreams reviews
A collection of stand-alone fluff prompt fills from Tumblr. May be mild spoilers for CATWS, so watch individual chapters for spoiler warnings. Steve/Bucky, cameos by other Avengers
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Steve R./Capt. America]
Delights of Stark Tower by thatflyingbrunette reviews
Loki is hardly pleased when he is told he will be a prisoner at Stark Tower with the Avengers. But perhaps the fun antics of Tony Stark can give him a change of heart, and he can create friendships and mend relationships never thought to be possible.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,757 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
A'Camping We Will Go by Klyntaliah reviews
The Avengers' camping trip goes horribly wrong. Post-Avengers. Mostly Romanogers based, but also contains Pepperony and hints of Clintasha. Steve!Whump and Tony!Whump. T for mild language and violence. "Anyone want to change their answer about whether or not they're enjoying the trip?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,984 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Spanish and Norse and Russian and ASL and Gaelic oh my! by killbothtwins reviews
Also titled; Bruce is from Ohio. All the Avengers are reverted to their first languages. Rhodey would like to go back to bed, and also for Steve and Tony to stop arguing with each other in Irish and Spanish, respectively.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
April's Fools by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
Misadventure of the Avengers. Oh, the Avengers should be careful what they tell Loki about Midgardian culture… and avoid informing him of things like April Fool's Day. When one unwittingly lets slip, the heroes will have a whirlwind day of finding out what happens when the god of mischief decides to make them April's Fools. Includes OC Naomi Carson. T for mild rude humor/language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,414 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., OC, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Enemies List 2: The Cards They're Dealt by Qweb reviews
What happens to the Avengers and friends when SHIELD is gone? One shots that take place after CA:TWS and Enemies List. Random timeline. Ch9-"Avengers Assemble" Ch10-"Necessary Risks"-Cap's in a building about to collapse and expects Tony to knock it down. Ch11-"Necessary Risks" pt2 Ch12-Welcome Anticlimax - Steve finds Bucky. Ch13-Bucky learns about "Choices"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 8/2/2014
The ABC's: Avengers Baking Cakes by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
Misadventure of the Avengers. A simple trip to the grocery store (or maybe not-so-simple, but that's not the point) turns into a few choice people gawking at the cake display. Someone gets the idea that making a cake is a good idea… only problem? It's not really a good idea… Includes OC Naomi Carson.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, OC, Thor - Complete
Painted Lovers and Tattooed Sweethearts by GwenTheTribble reviews
How the team (and a few others) meet their soulmates. Soulmates AU. Avengers/The Amazing Spider-Man 2012. Fosterson, Stucky, Clintasha, spidergwen(?) harry/felicia, loki/sigyn. drug use, child abuse, suicidal content.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
Fashion Victims by Qweb reviews
Natasha and Pepper go shopping for dresses. Nothing good can happen. Rated T for violence because Natasha is going to get angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Pepper P. - Complete