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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter.

Many of my fics occupy the same Potterverse. (Being located around the periphery, I think that most of them are unaffected by the publication of 'Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince). In chronological order of events these are

Rounds. As he does rounds, Snape recalls the evening that he attempted to cast ‘Imperius’ on a disguised Dumbledore.

The Shakedown. After the events of PoA, Tonks and her colleagues prepare to attempt to shakedown Snape.

Unreasonable Rhyme: the Verse Curse. Things don’t go as planned.

Truth and Consequences. Hoping to force Snape to lift the Verse Curse, Tonks follows him, is captured and interrogated. Sirius Black’s arrival is awkwardly written but I am unsure how else to depict Tonks’ complete confusion. Anyway, I’m too pleased with myself for choosing ‘The Janus Archive’ for Snape’s reports as a spy to want to change this story. (JKR has subsequently given January 9th – the feast of Janus - as Snape's birthday. Janus is the Roman god of doorways and hence endings and beginnings.)

An Evening at the Blue Badger. A year later. Another shakedown. Again Tonks attempts to take Snape to task. I had decided to write a fic for each of Fiction Alley’s Houses and this was written for Astronomy Tower. Thus it was supposed to be ‘Romance’ but Snape wouldn’t play.

After the Storm. Schnoogle – a novel length fic. Snape mentors Harry. I decided to lean on the awkward sod. The title is a particularly horrible pun with regard to Shakespeare’s ‘The Tempest’, the story being turned on its head. Snape is not the least bit pleased when his daughter turns up with Harry Potter in tow. (Complete). (Now AU).

Endgame is a series of short fics or one-shots. Follows on from earlier stories. Coincident with the end of HBP.

New Story is post war and post Half-Blood Prince. Tonks POV amd mostly Snapefic.

The following do not belong with the others.

Laetitia was written in response to a request for stories about nice Slytherins.

Fields of Elysium and its slightly more upbeat version

Fields of Aspodel happened as a result of a psycho-bunny attack.

Freedom is just a collection of drabbles.

Judgement is an experiment (thank you toFoxx Laverinth for the illustration http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/FoxxLaverinth/snapeangel.jpg).

as is Peaches and Potcheen. (You probably need to have seen 'Father Ted' to appreciate this one.)

Black Dog was written for Remix . . . Redux IV. http://remix.illuminatedtext.com/dbarchive.php

Bundalarfs was written for hp-holidaygen on LJ.http://community.livejournal.com/hp_holidaygen/

I still don't own them (damn) but my sincere thanks to JK for the unapproved loan of her toys.

Incidentally, I stole the title of my C2 group 'fatal and valuable' from Margaret Atwood's poem 'Siren Song'.

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By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 284,899 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all. (Formerly titled 'Gilding the Son of Lily').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,298 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Eldritch by eldritcher reviews
Albus is thrown back to 1934, where he meets the troubled orphan, Tom Riddle. Albus discovers that this parenting business isn't half as easy as he thought it might be, especially when the child involved is Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,369 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Advancing to the Rear by MandibleBones reviews
Once upon a time, a wizard child got the jump on a giant snake, defeating the Dark Lord before he could be reborn. Then he spent a year trying to kill his Godfather, then learned he was innocent. This is still not that story. Sequel to Last Second Chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,814 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Draco M.
Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 329,854 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L.
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Resolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 787,878 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Three Times Trouble by FoolishWishmaker reviews
Harry, Remus, and Sirius are forced into hiding... under Snape's dubious care. NEWS: Chapter 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 uploaded, all chapters edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,264 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
The New Skin by Mottsnave reviews
From a narrow escape from death at the end of the war Snape embarks on a new life. Yet how can a single escape be enough when it's not over? How can he move forward when the past is close on his trail? Rated for language, some violence. SS/OCs/Canon Chars
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,243 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Severus S., Aberforth D. - Complete
Sons of Prophecy : sequel to Mood Music by whitehound reviews
Snape has escaped from Voldie and rejoined the Order, but his friends have a new battle on their hands: to save him from Azkaban, and his own shredded nerves. He really hasn't time for a nervous breakdown: not when he's meant to be leading the war effort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 170,394 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S.
The Horse by Elsa2 reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ugly Little Boy by whitehound reviews
100-word drabble. She was sure she would love him forever, no matter what her sister thought....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent, but in character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories! AU since HBP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,040 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Owl Posts by shadowycat reviews
This is a selection of short stories that were written in response to various online Harry Potter challenges.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 84,477 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Severus S., Remus L.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
Sorry by xrho reviews
Lily finishes her friendship with Snape. Finally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Birthday Present by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 885,268 - Reviews: 2650 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Five People You Meet at King's Cross by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Spoilers for Deathly Hallows. A sequel to 'Round Midnight, by Jinx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Unbreakable by Sandra S reviews
Some things are unbreakable. If only by choice. Severus Snape. Major spoiler for HBP; mostly AU after DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,960 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Tea Leaves by cecelle reviews
If knowing the future were as easy as looking at leaves in a teacup... Eileen took the final sip, then held the cup in her left hand and swirled vigorously. Three times, clockwise, the way Professor Mopsus had taught them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Eileen P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape Meets With The Montagues by Apothecaria reviews
What happened when the Montagues stormed up to the castle after their son was found in a toilet? HBP COMPLIANT and now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Virtú by halfsickofshadows reviews
A glimpse into the mind of Snape. Oneshot, set during HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Through the Foe Glass and What Severus Found There by Mundungus42 reviews
Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living after the events of HBP. Sequel to Down the Ferret Hole, SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Walking Shadow by Ariadne AWS reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 132,050 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hall of Heroes by Pavonis Mons reviews
In which Severus Snape finally gets his just deserts... or does he? Contains Valkyries, meat, mead, horned helmets, singing Giants and The Ballad of Severus the Small and his Tiny, Tiny Stick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,896 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
A Likely Story by Apothecaria reviews
Romance blooms between Severus and Tonks, but this fluff free fic centers on the adult HP characters. Warning for SeverusSirius snark, naughty language, poisonous mushrooms, and disgusting ingredients. It's OoP, so it's still canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Severus S., N. Tonks
The Pawn by ReeraTheRed reviews
COMPLETE. Was Dumbledore really stupid to trust Snape? HALF BLOOD PRINCE COMPLIANT and STILL pretty much CANON as of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Neither Man Nor Beast by Dazzleberry reviews
In another bout of dubious wisdom, the Ministry of Magic has passed the Magical Creature Protection Act. Guess which of our characters is a magical creature? Rating is for general content and theme, not sex. Companion piece to For Tomorrow We May Die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,338 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mood Music, aka Sound is a Horse by whitehound reviews
Brilliant imagery, powerful characterisations, nailbiting suspense, according to my reviewers! Post HBP, Snape and a Muggle shaman escape Voldemort and flee through an ancient mine system. Angst, Humour, Friendship, Adventure. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,344 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Moments to Murder by BekaJWP reviews
A certain character's death. A certain killer's thoughts. An explanation, a confession if you will. But not a request for forgiveness. HBP spoilers R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
In the Twinkling of an Eye by Snape's Nightie reviews
SPOILERS! Severus Snape must make decision after decision, but this time he gets a little push in the right direction. Begins immediately after the SSHP fight at the end of HBP. Not depressing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done by cecelle reviews
Snape reflects on what happened. Set after the end of HBP. Spoiler Alert: Contains major Half Blood Prince spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
Thirty Seconds by kimi no vanilla reviews
Severus Snape and a moment that will change everything. Book 6 spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,666 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Ghost by The Treacle Tart reviews
“Do you believe in ghosts, Harry?” Ron said softly. “The ones that haunt only you.” RWHP Warnings: Character Death. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Ramifications SSG 2point5 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Actions, even desperately stupid ones, have consequences hence this sequel to Stuck, and Stuck in the Muddle. New and improved with an EPIILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Twilight by Alphard reviews
Set a couple of months after the war. Severus has mostly recovered; Remus has mostly not. A somewhat meandering fic, on picking up the pieces. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Connections by Kaerya reviews
There are ties that bind and swords that are doubleedged. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Every decision has unforseeable consquences, but they all lead up to an unavoidable conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Second Sight by Cheloya reviews
The improbability of such consistently and predictably incorrect predictions is infinite. Trelawney ficlet. I'm as surprised as you are, I assure you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/7/2005
NO TROUBLE by Bellegeste reviews
It is Christmas Day and Hermione has no choice but to ask Snape for a very unusual favour... From SS pov. Sarky!Snape at his most despicable!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mirrors by sapphire0427 reviews
One shot, set at the beginning of GoF. Severus's possible reaction when he sees that his Dark Mark has begun to darken, signaling the second rise of Voldemort. A characterization piece. AN: Thanks to bruno, jan, and dreamewaever for the feedback!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Life When You're Dead by succedissidor reviews
What IS on the other side, really? Is it true what they say about curtains that close when you're going away? Rating is for bad words. Ch.1- Sirius Black Ch.2- Death Eater Ch.3- Louis Pringle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Sirius B.
The Fate of the Esteemed Mr Wykahoo by Alias III reviews
One day, Voldemort wakes up in hell. And no, he bloody well does not want a sherbert lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Some Distant Shore by Voracious reviews
Because no matter the loss, we are always best when we remember we will never be alone. A one-shot on loss and acceptance in the face of the future. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
In Fire Lies Redemption by Marz1 reviews
After several near death experices, Harry takes drastic measures and seeks advice from a disembodied dog. London is plagued with Dementors and Death Eaters, and the muggles are up in arms. Conspiracies abound and even at Hogwarts evil is gaining ground.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,556 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Harry P.
Let Them Fade by Tethered Serpent reviews
An entirely different take on the genetics problem that is at the heart of the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Warning: this is not an MLC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dueling With Dolts by shadowycat reviews
Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M.
Backbone by duj reviews
One shot. "Dangling upside down and wandless in front of that git Potter, Severus had only one weapon left. Time to use it then."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Spies, Lies, and Innocent Lives by Perse reviews
Voldemort has made his attempt on baby Harry, failed, and disappeared. Behind closed doors Lucius Malfoy fumes, and Severus Snape holds his old friend’s toddler son and ponders his own view of the events.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Severus S., Draco M.
THE SHREW AND SOCRATES by Bellegeste reviews
In the summer after the fifth year, a new neighbour moves into Privet Drive. Harry has to reevaluate some previous assumptions... Tumbleweed Challenge story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
No More Mentors by Thirteen Ravens reviews
Voldemort fell ten years ago. But someone else fell just before. Someone that Harry thought he'd never be able to think about without hatred, let alone pay respects at his grave. (One shot cookie, Severus Snape Harry angst )
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Drift of Azaleas by FernWithy reviews
When Sirius returns to Number 12, Grimmauld Place for the first time since he left it, he comes face to face with the mistress of the house. PG-13 for some creepiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Sirius B.
Apparently by JiM1 reviews
Who in the world could ever consider Severus Snape a father figure?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Stuck on Parseltongue by Molly Morrison reviews
Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him. ONE-SHOT, NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Made For Each Other by Alchemine reviews
Gregory Goyle thinks he and Millicent Bulstrode would make a perfect couple. Millicent thinks Goyle had better think again. A story about living up to expectations -- or in spite of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004
Games of skill and chance by Snowballjane reviews
Now complete. The war is over and an exhausted Severus Snape must find a new role. But how does he end up running the school games club and befriending Remus Lupin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Deathsong of Ahmed AlGara by Textualsphinx reviews
HEY - DON'T IGNORE THIS - you don't get many CHAUCER fanfics! Modern twist on the most offensive of the tales - The Prioress's, and all too relevant to current crises.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2003
The Sorrows of Lucifer by Dzeytoun reviews
Severus Snape reflects on Albus Dumbledore's attitude towards Harry Potter. A companion story to my fic HERE BE MONSTERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Midnight by the Weasley Watch by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. Ron Weasley makes up his schoolwork, and actually thinks for a change. Snape gets some Christmas presents he doesn't expect. The old game is over, but a new one is just beginning. Please read and review. And thanks to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
A question of form by Athena Keating-Thomas reviews
Snape decides to study and become an Animagus. The resultant form might or might not be what was expected.... Oneshot, Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Severus S., Severus S. - Complete
Grievances Over Morning Tea by Faith Accompli reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting, the cause for which is that Severus Snape needs help coming to terms and working past his anti-Gryffindor sentiment. It doesn't quite go that way, however...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
A Small Truce by Mariner reviews
Severus Snape threatens an owl, faces a moral quandary, and talks to a wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Westward Hoe by Mundungus42 reviews
One shot satire of TextualSphinx's wonderful story, Decoding the Heart. There's more than corn in Indiana. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Boke of Fecretf by Eve Robinson reviews
After the discussion in the Gryffindor boys' dormitory, Neville is convinced he has a problem. A lucky find in Hogsmeade leads him to an uncharacteristic solution. Unfortunately, he isn't very good at Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2002
Aberforth's Folly by QuizzicalSphinx reviews
A young Albus Dumbledore goes quasi-Lovecraftian in this tale of inappropriate spells, Old Gods, and livestock. Just another case of picking the most obscure character in the series and running with him. Rated W for Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2001
A Day in the Life of Severus Snape by Madam Otaku reviews
Typical, if eventful, day in the life of our BPM. Simple, but amusing, I promise. Snape experiences a close shave at lunch and abuses Longbottom mercilessly. Please Please Please R&R! ^^
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2001
Footnotes by Jennifer-Oksana1 reviews
Hermione in the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/30/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
And Yet He Flinched by H.L.B reviews
McGonagall remembers the dark hints about Snape's past evident even when he first came to Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Severus S., Minerva M.
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Adventures with Aurors reviews
Post war. Being an Auror is really not a glamorous occupation. Parallel world after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,064 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 9/30/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
The Metamorphosis of Severus Snape reviews
Killer bunny. Sorry. Even in the Magical World, not everything is as it seems to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Through the plate glass: visiting Saint Mungo's reviews
At a party held to celebrate Director of Saint Mungo's Snape's centenary, a muggle encounters his daughter's formidable headmistress for the first time. An earlier version of 'Retribution'. In retrospect, I think I prefer this POV. Critique welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bundalarfs reviews
A twisting tale of Hermione's attempt to write the definitive work on 'The Voldemort Wars', Luna, her husband Neville and her husband's familiar Selene previously known as Nagini.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
To Stopper Death reviews
There is something strange about Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Freedom reviews
A collection of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Between the Lines reviews
Young Snape receives a coded message. An explanation for the 'This Book is the Property of the HalfBlood Prince'written in the back of the potions textbook.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
Retribution reviews
There's a party to celebrate Severus Snape's 100th birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Spyder reviews
In the aftermath of Voldemort's defeat there comes a time for healing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Black Dog reviews
After Sirius falls through the veil there's something disturbing at Grimmauld Place. Remix fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Warning reviews
A warning and an explanation. Snape and Lily Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Endgame reviews
A series of oneshots, mainly Snapefic, following the events of Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Severus S., Alastor M.
Hiding from Helga reviews
One shot. Founders fic concerning four friends, an axe, alcohol and a badger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Peaches and Potcheen reviews
One shot. Snape hides out on Craggy Island. Father Ted xover. Go on. Read it. Go on, go on, go on . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Judgement reviews
Judge not lest ye be judged. Harry Potter has made a very bad mistake. Spoilers HBP, character death and feathers. Some 'Dogma' contamination.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Misunderstandings reviews
Suppose Salazar Slytherin actually won his argument. Over a millenium misunderstandings can arise. A drabble written for hp100 on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2005
After the Storm reviews
Summer of the sixth year. Harry's PoV. A short holiday for Harry, Snape and Tonks until JKR gets her next bit of 'light reading' published. (Complete).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,567 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Laetitia reviews
Someone on FA asked for a story with "nice Slytherins" and I wondered about ambition. Late one night Harry meets someone unexpected. Two chapters. Not all that fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Unreasonable Rhyme the Verse curse reviews
Tonks' team have been hit by a 'Verse Curse' while carrying out a 'Conduct Review' on Snape. Making a report is difficult. Alcohol doesn't help. One-shot follow up to 'The Shakedown'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/1/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Fields of Asphodel reviews
SSLily. Why did Snape turn away from Voldemort? What happened at Godrick's Hollow? Why does Snape protect Harry? Snape sometimes seems not quite sane and I wondered if that were the case. Slightly more upbeat ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Fields of Elysium reviews
What happened that night at Godrick's Hollow? Why are they called Death Eaters? Something different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
An Evening at the Blue Badger reviews
Tonks, Snape and Sirius Black spend an evening in a pub full of Aurors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/3/2004 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
Truth and Consequences reviews
Snape interrogates Tonks (this is fairly dark): an explanation for Sirius' angry reaction to learning that Snape was to teach Harry Occlumency.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2004 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
The Shakedown reviews
Nymphadora Tonks and her team get advice on carrying out a periodic conduct review on licencee from Azkaban Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Rounds reviews
What does Snape think about while doing rounds?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/16/2004
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