Daemen Reisho
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Joined 10-03-04, id: 681761
Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, and Xenosaga.

Hi! I'm Daemen Reisho. I love things that are funny, or action packed but have a point. I hate gratuitous violence and scatalogical jokes. Sexual jokes are okay as long as they don't go too far.

I like games books movies and anime. My favorite games are Xenosaga and Kingdom Hearts and my favorite book is Interview With the Vampire. I also love Bicentinial Man and What Dreams May Come (Two Robin Williams films) and as for Anime, I really love Evangellion and InuYasha.And non- Anime TV shows? I really like CSI: Crime Scene Investigators and Dead Like Me. And I also like The Simpsons, Futurama, and Family Guy.

I am also currently writing a novel of my own. Its a dark and intesnse little novel entitled: Ramblings of a Dying God (I'm not married to the name). It deals alot with philosophy and religions. (It seems Xenosaga and Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles have influenced my work.)

Also, if anyone here is from Gamfaqs message boards, my username on there is MirokuMonk119

Stories:

Kingdom Hearts: The Heart of All Parodies:

(In-Progress)Just a real comedic take on Kingdom Heart's storyline. This was my first fanfic and its still not done. Oh well, more insulting religious and politiacal jokes for everone!

Today on Springer: Men Who Love Women Who Love Demons

(Complete-Oneshot)Tekki-Maru of Setsuna once loved a woman name Izaiyoui. But her heart belonged to that of a demon. She even birthed a son fathered by this demon. Sounds like Jerry Springer material dosen't it? I wrote this right after watching InuYasha The Movie 3: Swords of the Honorable Ruler.

Saga of Hearts

This is a seriously serious (but also rediculus) crossover starring Xenosga and Kingdom Hearts characters. Ansem and Albedo oppose each other, MOMO can't stop obssessing over Donald and Goofy, chaos and Sora become good friends, and amidst it all, two enemies: One whishes to end the corruption of mankind by returning the world to its dark origins, and the other wants to once again link with U-DO and ascend to a higher plane of exestence, taking all of the universe with him. My only existing Action/Adventure/Si-Fi/Drama.

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A Slytherin in Red and Gold by Animus Wyrmis reviews
After Voldemort, Hogwarts seems to be divided into untrustworthy Slytherins and everyone else. But when Lydia Carmichael, reluctant Slytherin, met Lyra Wood on the Hogwarts Express, the rules started to change. Eventual GryffindorSlytherin femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 131,562 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/2/2005 - OC, OC
It's Kai, Not Kairi by oathk33p3r reviews
Life at Wataya High is like any other high school. The only difference is, there aren't any girls. That is, if you exclude Kairi Narumi. SxKxR
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,746 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Golden by Ephemeral Dream reviews
ooTell me why thine eyes are golden.oo The man whispered softly in MOMO's ear. She opened her mouth for a reply, though unsure of what it was she planned to say. However, it seemed a voice not her own spoke for her. oo0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89...oo
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006
A Xenosaga Parody by GeneralNMX reviews
This was a two month undertaking on the GameFAQs message board, where I strived and suceeded in posting at least one part per day. It spans 63 parts, each about 4000 characters as that is the GameFAQs limit. The format reads like a playscript. Enjoy!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
What If Why Not? by Madripoor Rose reviews
A series of stories set in the AU What If Magneto And Professor X Had Formed The X Men Together?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006
Xenosaga Episode II: Die Kraft der Liebe by Foibles and Fables reviews
My version of Xenosaga 2. That means more romance and retarded humor at random moments. All finished!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
The spoof XMen 3 film by Boydus reviews
Combining the rumours and opinions randomly heard via magazines, Internet & friends here is a spoof look at what the X Men 3 film could be like. I don't own XMen or other mentioend things, simialrities are coincidental. Please don't be offended.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
Trouble on Durandal Island? by Kos-mosMomo reviews
Its the Christmas Season! WHat INSANE things do the Xenosaga Characters do? Well, read and find out.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Syzygy by Moonstone 04 reviews
[Xenosaga] Late in the night, chaos wants to teach KOSMOS something new... [chaosxKOSMOS] [Complete]
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
The Man Before the Mask by Crimson-Beyond reviews
Before he was the world's greatest feared and loved villian, and before he was the Master of Magnetism, he was a spirited young man with dreams. This is a story of how he became what he is today. WIP. Chapter two is now up. Please R and R.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005
Teacher Logan by Mei Zhen reviews
Wolverine, ready for anything? He whooped Sinister's butt, whacked Magneto. Fought against anything, basically. But what happens when his biggest problems are his pupils at school?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004
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Saga of Hearts reviews
KingdomHeartsXenosagaXover]Sora,Donald,andGoofy from KingdomHearts wind up in a world whereReligion has been transended and factions struggle for dominance.They will have to discover what is right and wrong for themselves if they ever want to go home.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,081 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005
Kingdom Hearts: The Heart of all Parodies reviews
This is a complete parody of Kingdom Hearts. Expect political jokes and gags aplenty. Chapter 6 up! Sorry about the lack of updates I've been busy.I wonder how long I can keep using that excuse. I promise to update more often.Chapter 7 now online!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005
Today on Springer:Men Who Love Women WhoLoveDemons reviews
This is a oneshot, InuYasha fanfiction about the InuYashsa characters on Jerry Springer. TekkiMaru is still very much in love with Izaiyoui, InuYasha’s mother. But she chose a demon for her lover. Labeling her a demon loving whore, TekkiMaru calls the bes
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete