Author has written 6 stories for Ever After High, Psych, Doctor Who, Rise of the Guardians, Mario, and Frozen.
Hi! My name is Elsa Maureen Rosenberg. That's not my real name... just my pen-name, of course. I'm a fourteen year-old girl and I'm very active in my Baptist Church. One of the first things I would like to tell you is that I am a Bible-believing, One-True-God-serving Christian and I will not ever write/read smut nor will I use curse words in any of my stories for any purpose. I would like to tell all of my reviewers, favorite-ers, followers, and readers, thank you for being so supportive. Also, if you find a grammar or spelling error in a story, please, feel free to point it out. I'm kind of a perfectionist so I'll try to change it as quickly as possible. Again, thank you.
I am also in FictionPress as ElsaRose01. However, I am more active here on FanFiction.
I take story suggestions. Put a suggestion in a review or PM. I will look over it and if I can, I will write a one-shot and tag you in the Author's Note. :) I take suggestions from both users and guests.
Just so you guys know a little more about me:
Food: Sausage Gravy and Biscuits
Song: WHAT?! DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO DECIDE?!?!?!?!?
Music Group: THE PIANO GUYS!!!!
Food: Green Rice
Song: Anything that has so many words, that I can't understand what the singer is saying. AKA: Can't Touch This by M.C. Hammer.
Music Group: IDK. Probably One Direction. (Don't hate on me!)
Okay, so you know a little more about me. Feel free to PM me with any questions that you have; I'll be more than happy to answer them. : D
1. A Memory : Doctor Who
2. Boys Will Be Boys : Psych
3. Cheater! : Doctor Who & MarioKart Crossover
1. A Frozen Holiday Engagement : Frozen and Rise of the Guardians Crossover
2. What If... : Ever After High
3. Dear Diary : Frozen & Rise of the Guardians Crossover
The OC Collaboration : General RPG
Jelsa Fics : Frozen (It's in the Frozen section but also refers to ROTG)
Dexven Shippers : Ever After High
MY FANFICTION FRIENDS
MY FICTIONPRESS FRIENDS
HILARIOUSLY FUNNY, EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL, OR JUST PLAIN COOL STUFF
(Many of the following entries have been modified from their original form due to the many grammatical errors and misspellings. Thank you.)
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
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Did you know that if you say "Gullible" VERY SLOWLY, it sounds like "Orange?" If you hear it in there, PM me!
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
This is this cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down.
Repost this if you like it. :D
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your stupid lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
(P.S. I revised this section from the original, because of the many punctuation/capitalization/line-break mistakes.)
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Dick Van Dyke Show (The Stacie Petrie episodes, my favorite!)
Without looking, guess what time it is:
What's the real time?
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My brother playing The Lego Movie Videogame on the X-Box.
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Jelsalover3's profile, seeing as I am copying and pasting all of this from her profile.
What are you wearing?
A Youth Conference Shirt from WHAT?!?!?! 2008!?!? Oh, whatever. And Black culottes.
Did you dream last night?
Um... I don't know! I was asleep!
When did you last laugh?
As soon as I wrote my last answer!
What is on the walls of the room you're in?
Ummm... Paint? Windows? What else?
Seen anything weird lately?
Um... excuse me? I live with 7 other people who burst out in song when one word is spoken. Have you not read my profile? Do you think I've seen anything weird lately?
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person. (I don't know anybody named George)
2. If you choose:
-Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
-Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
-Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
-Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. (Don't you dare kiss me.)
-Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
-A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (I can live with that.)
-L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
-S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
-Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fell in love with someone totally unexpected. (Yeah, George! UNEXPECTED!!! LOL!)
-Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever.
-July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
-Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
-Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the chance.
-White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. (It shall be George.)
6. This person is your best friend. (I am perfectly fine with that. I like Lauren. ;) But I thought George would be.)
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (That's more than I have now... But Lauren and George are two of them. LOL!)
8. If you choose...
-California: You like adventure.
-Florida: You are a laidback person. (Okay... I have no snarky/sarcastic remark to that.)
9. If you choose...
-Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (Loyal to George and Lauren. HAH! Reserved! Calm!)
-Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! (Worth a shot!)
COPY N' PASTE SECTION OF MY PROFILE
95% of girls would cry uncontrollably if Justin Bieber was kidnapped. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be among the 5% who would be poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick! (Most definitely!!! :D)
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book, and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile.
If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever accidentally called "Canada" "Canadia", then copy and paste this to your profile. (I made this one up. :D )
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique; which means that weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy n' paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull (or vise versa) copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this into your profile
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile,
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her/his fictional boyfriend/girlfriend, copy this into your profile. #guilty
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that being a supervillain (:D) would be better than being some boring superhero, copy and paste this into your profile :)
If you would do anything, including kidnapping the creators of Disney and DreamWorks, just to make Jelsa something that actually exists, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far, far away. One day while picking flowers a dragon captured her and took her to it's lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armor came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! FOR I AM HEAR TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls who would be the princess would scream "MY HERO!" if your one of the 5% percent who would say, "No thanks I'm good here." Copy and paste this onto your profile.
Sorry for such a long bio! -Elsa