"You love like a lunatic, and nobody will look twice at me if I'm with you." All Rose Weasley wants are two things: to study Grindylows in peace, and survive her final year in Hogwarts without scandal. Which, of course, is where Scorpius Malfoy comes in.

Poor Scorpius Malfoy, what did he do to make this the longest twelve months of his life? Oh yeah, he said yes to that bet.

"Well, I'm not asking you to say anything, Evans," James retorted, apparently oblivious to their potential audience, "I just quickly wanted to talk about-" Lily held up a warning hand and hissed, "I'm not talking with you about *that*!" ***A classic tale of Jily***

Group projects: only bearable if you get to choose your group. And Rose Weasley definitely did not choose to be in a group with bad tempered Scorpius Malfoy, pompous Fenton Fawley, and her ex-boyfriend Roy Wilden. This can only end in tears.

Commencing Operation Get Scorpius a Girlfriend (because frankly he needs all the help he can get). Blackmail is an ugly business, but it's the only way Scorpius will be able to persuade Rose to pretend to date him in order to make his last girlfriend jealous. It's a fool-proof plan! (... isn't it?)

Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Hogwarts, where we lay our scene. Weasley and Malfoy are destined to come together. But for Rose and Scorpius, it isn't exactly love at first sight - or second, or third, or... you get the picture. It's going to take a lot longer for these crazy kids to get together. But trust me, it's worth the wait. Rated M for violence & dark themes

When Lily discovers her fated soulmate is none other than her friend's boyfriend James Potter, she does the only thing she can do- lie, and hope it's some kind of cosmic error. But in the ever complicated world of Hogwarts romance, nothing stays secret for long...

Rose Weasley is about to begin her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But while she is waging a cold war with Scorpius Malfoy on the home front, the Wizarding World is about to break out into political and social revolution.

Rose Weasley was in a bit of a bind, until she quite literally ended up throwing herself into the arms of Scorpius Malfoy. Now she finds herself in over her head in a fake relationship she never expected. But figuring out what's fake and what's real is going to be more of a challenge than she anticipated.

Rose and Scorpius are NOT in a relationship. Yes they're friends. Yes, they spend a lot of time together. And yes, they (semi-frequently) sleep together. But that does NOT make it a relationship. They just have a…'thing'. Scorose series of one shots about the development of their non-relationship over time. There be fluff, smut, and language ahead folks.